Yes, I’m being slightly facetious – frankly, this movie could have been about my parents.
As you may have heard, Clark Kent just quit his job at the Daily Planet…
HOLY SHIT PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO PUT THEIR PENIS INTO THIS
It still has its problems, of course, but compared to how it used to be, the internet of today is like a Hostess Twinkie made of foamy gold.
I’ll be right back, I just need to go scream forever.
Technology, gadgets, and other mechanical whizz-bangs that the show has nearly made a reality by demonstrating its usefulness a full 1,000 years from now.
You may have seen Italian Spider-Man before, but not like this — in a 40-minute movie. Grab the nearest woman in a bikini and get to watchin’.
It’s a collection of the worst writing ever to appear on Wikipedia, along with commentary. It’s like FFF, without the shame!
Between this and the Daffy Duck Heavy Metal Wizard cartoon yesterday, this may be the best week for American cartoon comedy ever.