Until very, very recently, adult themes like nudity and alcohol abuse were a huge no-no in video games… which is probably why game designers spent so much time hiding those things. And yet we found them anyway.
Nintendo Power is dead. Long live Nintendo Power. Or just remember how awesome and silly it could be with today’s Daily List.
Because someone has to write multiple stories about a large pink sphere fucking things, apparently.
Sex god Kirby returns to live, love, and sample more bodily fluids.
Starring Kirby. Soft. Pink. Gelatinous. The world’s most desirable fuck machine.