It’s no fluke, man. The toys will be out there soon enough. Diamond have already…
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To finally get a proper Lance Henriksen action figure is a life achievement unlocked. But can it possibly measure up after all these years?
You see a Cthulhu on a poster, and you get your hopes up.
How come we’re only making semen jokes now?
Part of why I’m laying all this out here is in the hopes that Mr. Blomkamp recognizes his patterns, and really works to transcend them.
Cheers to Lance, whose violent death in plastic will not be in vain.
With new releases starring Bryan Cranston, Bruce Willis and Lance Henriksen, it’s a great Blu-ray week for craggy faced older guys who can still kick the s**t out of you.
The only biography ever to feature passages about unwanted foot massages by drunken foreign diplomats and Oliver Reed’s penis tattoo.