In case the name of the property didn’t make it clear, the entire point of…
Browsing: “Luc Besson”
It’s not terrible as these things go, and I’d feel fine endorsing it if you could see it for free.
Considering the worst part of The Fifth Element was its plot, I’m happy to see him try to take a pre-existing story and give it that style.
Today in Blu-ray: Boxtrolls go berserk, Scarlett Johansson’s first of many anime rip-offs to come, and constipation.
The tale of a boy with a clockwork ticker in his, well, ticker looks like a Cirque du Soleil adventure that could be enacted with those creepy ball-jointed dolls some people like to collect.
This is a big pile of stupid, but it’s the hyperkinetic, dedicated stupid of a true believer who obviously watched lots of anime before getting high as sh**.
However, if the misogynist crap is minimized and it’s an excuse for her to kick ass for an entire movie, I’m down.
The title is no metaphor – this is literally the story of a boy whose heart is replaced with a cuckoo clock.
I know you think you disagree, but three words: Andr? the Giant.
I actually appreciate that they’re not even trying to hide it.