My vote? The Mario Kart fake item box. Has anyone sober ever been fooled by this? Not me, although I rarely play Mario Kart sober.
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In this Mario Kart movie trailer, Luigi dies, Baby Mario is adorable, and Princess Peach shows up in a bikini. So shut your yaps.
No red or green turtles were harmed in the making of this video.
From Konami’s Krazy dull Racers to the worst Burger King’s burger-pimping games.
Not me. Mii. Like your Mii. Anybody’s Mii. My Mii. Everybody’s Mii. Just read the damn article.
Two new ways of dicking over your fellow racers. Sweet!
Stay off the roads on April 27 (unless you have a red turtle shell).