DEATHGASM will gush bodily fluids, rain limbs and tickle your funny bone, before tearing it out and giving you a stiff beating with it.
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Hammers striking anvils equals musical bliss.
And make sure you put your oxygen mask on yourself before helping any Hobbits or dwarves.
Starting next month, New Zealanders will be able to buy things with expensive coins emblazoned with imagery from The Hobbit. We truly live in the best of all possible worlds.
They should go ahead and rename they country. You know they want to. You know we want them to.