Gary Whitta wants his next project to be a book about Vulcans taking a dump.
I know it’s the Arctic and all, but shouldn’t Superman take care of Krypto’s “business” anyways? Just on principle?
Seems like wiping would be kinda dangerous. And really, really difficult.
Hey, ifpeople hear the toilet flush six times in random succession they know something horrible is going down in the bathroom anyways.
Yes, now you too can shit into the mouth of the Rebel Alliance’s greatest military strategist.
And that announcement is “your shit is a sentient being that lives in your colon.”
Obviously, the easy joke here is that the story of the toilet paper will scare you shitless, but my pals already made it.
Anytime shitting your pants is the more dignified option, you know you’ve done something terribly wrong