Normally, I at least enjoy the trailers for Wood Rocket’s porn parodies, to say nothing…
So far, the acting is better in this movie than what we’ve seen from Zack Snyder’s film.
It hardly seems necessary, given the original movie’s explicit and gratuitous sex scenes, bad acting, and bizarrely banal subplots about adultery, pizza delivery and underwears.
We appreciate a good Doctor Who porn parody, but did this one make the grade?
The nerd in me wonders why Magneto has a version of the first movie’s helmet awkwardly repainted in classic colors to match the spandex he otherwise has.
I haven’t seen a Star Wars character fire off a load this prematurely since Special Edition Greedo.
Greenscreening and electrifying condoms, RoboHorse, the Hulk Hogan goes and unf***s his career, a vintage Batmobile comes alive and more you may have missed over the weekend.
Don’t say I didn’t get you anything this year.
I think Braun has given up trying to impress casual fans.
Guess what the Iron Throne is made out of in this. Go ahead, guess. I’ll bet you can’t.