Summer Games Done Quick was last week. The speedrunning event was raising money for Doctors…
“Boxing all these stereotypes is making me feel racist. What should I do, Doc?” “Join the Nintendo Fun Club today, Mac!”
An amazingly catchy (and NSFW) Punch-Out!! rap that proves that Little Mac is the 8-bit Eminem.
Most arcade games were inevitably dumbed-down for their console version, but a few were actually improved. Insert quarter to continue!
That’s all I have to say on the matter, actually.
If you look at this list in a positive way, Glass Joe finally won something!
Nicely played, Nintendo. I’m still buying Fight Night Round 4 instead, though.
Oh, Glass Joe. We hardly knew you. We beat you savagely, but we hardly knew you.
Maybe the real Tyson is still out there fighting aliens, and we got some prostitute-punching fake.