This week, our motherly advice includes thoughts on body acceptance, the Pope’s opinion of pets, and who would win in the ultimate giant robot clash.
Today in Blu-ray: the new Robocop, Attack on Titan, Lone Survivor, True Blood and DEATH BED: THE BED THAT EATS!
This is the rare case of a reboot I’m sort-of behind, since there’s no way a Nic Cage movie can be worse than a Kirk Cameron movie…right?
It’s the first authorized, feature-length adaptation of one of Jack Chick’s evangelical comics – the one that conclusively proves that RPGs are a tool of Satan.
Though I guess as an alleged writer, it is incumbent upon me to find some, so…BJJKLHLLLFHHGH! What in the hell is wrong with Thailand?
You should know full well that the Earth cannot be at the center of the universe. Because Eternia is!
So the new trailer goes out of its way to be sensiti…Wait, no. No it doesn’t.
This is a comedy on Adult Swim that will likely air between Tim and Eric pissing on people, and cartoon squids being racist.
Remember when Kevin Smith was going to retire from filmmaking after his weird-ass “final” flick about a guy paid to wear a fetishy walrus costume? Not so much.
I can’t help thinking that Christian horror movies really take away the wrong lessons sometimes.