Oh, Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. You are truly the gift that keeps on giving.
Julie Taymor is the best Spider-Man villain ever.
Look, I know those CG dinosaurs cost a pretty penny, but COME ON.
Specifically, his inability to keep his penis out of things he wasn’t married to is what got the Governator shit-canned.
And when I say “totally fixed” I mean “listen to these quotes from the New York Times article on the jiggered musical.”
Just when you thought it was safe to perform in the musical theater!
This weekend is your last chance to see Julie Taymor’s vision of “Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark” before it is severely revamped. I know, I know. I’m sad too.