I typed this late at night when this video went up, so I hope it still appears!
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It is most likely inevitable, but that doesn’t mean I have to go along with it.
Quite a lot, it turns out – from Taylor Swift to Tom Hardy’s Bane.
It is stunningly, bizarrely bad, and only the fact that it may well be Sean Connery’s last film makes you feel ever so slightly like you should be kinder to it.
Can we get cocaine-flavored Pez next?
I suspect it’ll be less rape-y than the Alan Moore comic books, and that Moore as usual will loudly and publicly profess that he doesn’t care and won’t watch it, and by the way he’s totally not seeking media attention at all.