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Short version: Is it as bad as Transformers 2? No. Is it good? Also no.
I defy you to count how many outright lies are contained in this video.
Because no one comes to Transformers movie to see giant robots, but instead those subtle, poignant scenes of human interaction that Michael Bay does so well.
God help me, I kind of think he’d do a good job.
…because among the movies he thinks sucked, he includes Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Please, if you buy only one thing this year that I tell you, make it this: the Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Rifftrax.
I don’t know whether to shit my pants in fear or be cautiously optimistic, but I’m leaning towards the former.
The new trailers for Joe and Transformers, and the first pic for Iron Man 2. Only one of these things makes me happy.
You probably have half an hour before it’s pulled, so watch now or hold your peace until the real thing comes out tomorrow.