Forget phone boxes, grandfather clocks, and retrofitted cars: there are weirder ways to trip across the ages. Much weirder.
Disclaimer: The parenting methods described in the entries of this list are not necessarily condoned by the blog known as “Topless Robot,” its holding company, or affiliates.
The fact there’s no Capital City Goofball figure is kind of a crime.
Oh, come on. Do you really expect me to believe Warren Ellis has never killed a man?
I cannot possibly wait an extra minute for season 2 to begin.
10 toys so obscure that only die-hard fans could care about them, yet someone felt they had juuuuust enough love to be immortalized.
Cowboy & Aliens, MST3K, the Simpsons, Captain Power, Skeleton Warriors, some porn, and more.
We probably missed a few, so please feel free to fire off your favorites in the comments.
We intentionally forgot a few characters so the list would itself “lose,” and thus represent its subject matter more accurately.
Not a lot has changed on The Simpsons during its 20-plus-year-run, but those changes that took have been doozies.