“Slow News Days” Archive

A week from tonight at 8pm EST, NBC will debut Bryan Fuller's

As you may recall, in The Muppets Take Manhattan, Kermit and company

? From the "news you are probably indifferent to" file comes this nugget: According

?So OPI is releasing a line of nail polish in conjunction with The

?Oh, don't judge me. You know I'd be running this thing even if

?Left untouched, just as it was made in the ancient days of 1996.

There is something so relaxing about this live performance of the Space Battleship

? It's a Friday in August, so that means it's also an incredibly slow

? Hey, Topless Roboteers! Lookit! Here's an action shot of Brendan Fraser, er, Jason

Man, it's dead out there. In the nerd-o-sphere. Believe me, as good news