Merchandise 28 Oct 15 Luke Y. Thompson Hideous Pillows Based on Fright Night and The Exorcist Have Arms to Hug You They're not quite anime hug pillows, so the one small mercy here is Read More
Science 20 Aug 15 Luke Y. Thompson Your Nightmares Are No Longer the Only Place Where Spiders Can Fly "Fly" is a bit of a relative term here - it's used in Read More
Cartoons 14 Jan 15 Luke Y. Thompson Unlicensed Frozen Game Has You Deliver Anna’s Baby by Caesarean Do you wanna birth a baby? Cut me, you've got a knife You gotta freeze Read More
Music 18 Dec 14 Luke Y. Thompson “I Want a Pony Semen Jar for Christmas” – A Topless Robot Holiday Carol The most horrible toy-related story of the year, the Pony Cum Jar Project Read More
Puppets 16 Jun 14 Luke Y. Thompson The Scariest Teddy Bear of All Time I'm not even talking about that face, above, which is nightmare fueling enough. No...this Read More
Tech 11 Jun 14 Luke Y. Thompson The Sniper App for Google Glass, Because That Couldn’t Possibly Go Very Wrong I guess pretty soon we'll be saying that guns don't kill people, but Read More
Movies 31 Mar 14 Luke Y. Thompson A 13-Foot Life Replica of David Hasselhoff in a Bathing Suit Is for Sale Julien's Auctions He's big enough that you could sit astride him and call yourself Read More
Cartoons 5 Mar 14 Luke Y. Thompson Jeff Dunham’s Achmed Movie Makes Seth MacFarlane and Yakov Smirnoff Look Like Geniuses Why talk about Jeff Dunham at all? Well, because despite the fact that Read More
Cartoons 26 Feb 14 Luke Y. Thompson I READ YOUR FANFIC! “Momma Fluttershy” Part 2 When last we left Fluttershy, a magical gift from Twilight Sparkle had conjured Read More
Miscellaneous 9 Jan 14 Luke Y. Thompson “Maskers,” Men Who Dress up Like Rubber Dolls, Are a Real, Terrifying Thing "They're not freaky people - they're just like you and me." So says Read More