Question: How close is Universal Studios to the beach? Because I think this thing is just begging to be date-raped by a giant squid.
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Sonic gets a roller coaster, although it’s Spinball-themed, and the Wizarding World of Harry Potter has a bad guy.
While they may involve a lot of standing in lines, these super sweet coasters and rides still get us a lot closer to nerd nirvana than most.
By spending one billion dollars on the most batshit insanely awesome Marvel theme park ever, due in 2012.
Once a hopeful vision of the future, now most EPCOT rides are rotting in some Orlando landfill. Take a fond look back, and keep your hands inside the cart.
I’d like to add although I made fun of how much money this thing is going to separate from Potter-philiacs, it’s going to happen because this thing is incredible.