A viewing of Twilight: Eclipse killed a man in New Zealand. Really.
…there’s probably no less offensive version of it than this 8-bit, choose-your-own-mopey-adventure version.
Well, that’s dumb. That’s insanely dumb. You know what already exists? Master’s degrees in Literature.
The good? There’s a nice new Japanese trailer. The bad? M. Night Shyamalan is still M. Night Shyamalan.
A new MST3K set, Disney’s return to 2-D animation, Ninja Assassin, and shit like the second Twilight movie and the American Astro Boy.
Note: Terrifying pillow-man doesn’t actually sparkle.
Oh, don’t pretend it isn’t going to happen. At least if it’s any good.
The kid who plays shirt-challenged werewolf Jacob in Twilight — a.k.a. Taylor Lautner — has…
This Edward doesn’t sparkle, unless you count the time he got so drunk he vomited on himself in the street (I wouldn’t).