Miscellaneous 23 Jul 09 Rob Bricken SDCC: Iron Man’s New Armor, Why Twilight’s Ruining Everything, and Underwhelmingness Greetings, folks! I am alive and at SDCC, where I have to report Read More
Nerdery 30 Jun 09 Rob Bricken Forks, Washington, Might Be the Nerdiest Place on Earth (in a Bad Way) I'm a nerd. Topless Robot is a nerd site. Generally, while I might Read More
Merchandise 25 Jun 09 Rob Bricken Now You Too Can Look Like You Want to Abstain from Sex with a Sparkly Vampire Twilight: The Cosmetics line. It's happening, beginning with Lip Venom V lip gloss. Read More
Movies 23 Jun 09 Rob Bricken Twilight Barbies Are Proof that God Hates Us Look at them.LOOK AT THEMYou cannot look at Sparkly Ken and tell me Read More
Movies 22 Jun 09 Rob Bricken And Then Buffy Staked Edward, The End You saw the shirt, now witness the majesty of the ultimate vampire Read More
Miscellaneous 12 Jun 09 Rob Bricken Fan Fiction Friday: Edward and Bella in “The Monster and the Man” Last week, someone complained about the lack of heterosexual fan fiction featured on Read More
Blu-ray 5 May 09 Rob Bricken DVD Day: May 5th, 2009 Slim pickins today. I guess the studios assume everyone's going to be out Read More
Nerdery 29 Apr 09 Rob Bricken Rob’s Lazy-Ass Wednesday Comedy Double Feature I feel bad for the decreased amount of posts I'm doing this week Read More
Blu-ray 21 Apr 09 Rob Bricken Finally, a Reason to Watch Twilight That reason is the Rifftrax by Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett Read More
Merchandise 14 Apr 09 Rob Bricken Twilight Sums Itself Up Perfectly We no longer need to discuss Twilight. No need for insults or profanity. Read More