Twilight has its own sparkly, heart-shaped line of Sweetarts. Holy shit.
College Humor takes Twilight’s angsty vampire romance to its logical conclusion, which is of course anal sex.
And yet, it could end up being the most important anime ever. Here’s why.
Punisher War Zone, the Princess Bride Blu-ray, some anime, some cartoons, some crap, and Twilight.
In fact, vampires made of felt is actually less goofy than vampires that sparkle.
Twilight sucks something, but it’s not blood.