Mars Attacks is 50 years old. In celebration of this milestone in the field of cards featuring crazy violence, there’s some neat books coming out.
Basically, here are 20 specific reasons the Mars Attacks cards were almost instantly banned in the ’60s.
Which begs the question who the right heavily armed, sexy nun cat assassins might be, but whatever.
I sure could use that “Insert Cin” attack in real life.
A killing spree. Well, that makes sense.
It’s funny because the teddy bears are going to cook him alive and then eat him.
…and an excellent-looking, impossibly violent kung fu movie, too.
I know, I know — you groaned as soon as you saw the word “zombie”…
Parents, if your Batmen exhibits any kind of agressive or violent behavior while playing videogames, consider limiting your Batmen’s playing time to only a few hours a week.
…with bullets, lots and lots of bullets, as indicated by this first Dredd clip.