Proof that toy manufacturers are likely more worried about putting their kids though college about than comic accuracy.
Enh, it’s not the hoverboard from Back to the Future 2, but it’ll do for the next five years.
$35,000 is pretty reasonable, I think, for making a man on the internet that virtually none of you have ever met happy.
Not the licensed stuff — we’re talking about the bizarre original creations derived solely from the fertile imaginations of Mattel’s toy designers.
Admittedly, a light-car isn’t really as cool as a light-cycle, but hey, more Tron.
Driving motorcycles is intrinsically cool. Cosplay is intrinsically not cool. Huh. This is a stumper.
Read on to admire outrageous autos augmented with nerdy aesthetics — or just to watch videos of big cars mercilessly crushing little cars. It’s fun!
You are looking at a life-size, functional Masters of the Universe Land Shark. You can drive it and the mouth will move. It is awesome beyond all words.
Of course, when it comes to a real-life TMNT Party Wagon, female journalists in yellow jumpsuits ride free.