Warning: reading this story — even my FFF version — is just an exercise in futile self-hate and despair.
No punctuation was harmed in this week’s FFF. Probably because none was used.
Well, not a fan, exactly, but a narrator. And not Morgan Freeman, exactly, but an incredibly convincing impersonator.
BREAKING: Michael Bay’s Non-Teenage Alien Ninja-Like Quasi-Turtles Movie Might Not Have Been Very Good
As many of you are aware, the script for Michael Bay’s original Teenage Mutant Ninja…
I don’t know how many of you actually remember the 1995 animated movie Balto, ostensibly a true…
ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO HIT THIS LINK.
What with the Avengers being totally awesome, I figured I should try and bring us…
First Zombie Ass, now Zomboobies. Well, I guess we know what’s next.
WARNING: Do not watch this Fringe clip unless you have an incredibly strong stomach.