Movies 12 Jun 09 Rob Bricken Jealous of G.I.Joe’s Wretchedness, the Transformers Movie Tries to Catch Up Meet Wheelie. The R/C car transformer. Who speaks like Clamps from Futurama, who Read More
Cartoons 16 Jan 09 Rob Bricken Fan Fiction Friday: “The Rewards of Little Girls” I told you last week that this story was going to sting, and Read More
Merchandise 15 Dec 08 Rob Bricken Five-Year Mission Ends with S#*tty Nutcrackers Remember those incredible shitty, horribly sculpted and yet still non-functioning Star Wars nutcrackers Read More
Merchandise 3 Dec 08 Rob Bricken Star Wars Nutcrackers Do Nothing But Despise You These three Star Wars nutcrackers raise an interesting question of form versus function. Read More
Daily Lists 8 Jul 08 Rob Bricken The 6 Worst Things Harry Potter’s Success Has Wrought By Brian Hanson It's been nearly a year since the thick, mortar-sized final volume Read More
Nerdery 18 Apr 08 Rob Bricken Fan Fiction Friday: Luke and Leia in “You Can Take the Boy Out of the Moisture Farm…” When scanning the Star Wars archive for today's story, I noticed a great Read More
Blu-ray 9 Apr 08 Rob Bricken The 8 Most Wretched Disney Movie Sequels By Jackson Alpern It?s human nature to want to know what happens after the Read More
Anime 28 Mar 08 Rob Bricken Ultraviolet Anime Announced, Proving There Either Is No God, or He Hates Us I saw Ultraviolet on opening day, as a fan of Milla Jovovich in Read More
Daily Lists 28 Mar 08 Rob Bricken The 10 Grossest Onscreen Movie Kisses By Jesse Thompson Love can be wonderful, it can be beautiful, it can be Read More
Toys 21 Feb 08 Rob Bricken The 6 Worst Toys of the New York Toy Fair 6) Hokkaido Poo Poo Bear Please do not think this is an educational bear Read More