The Delicious Battle of Hoth
Posted at 10:54 AM Apr 01, 2008
Handsome and astute TR reader Bill sent me this wedding cake pic, which, frankly, is just amazing:
I mean, Han Solo carrying a lightsaber?! Has the chef never seen Empire? Come on! Sheesh.
Anyways, if you seen an Impressive Act of Nerdery and would like to share it, I'd be just delighted if you emailed it to me at toplessrobot (at) gmail.com.
Comments
Han does carry a lightsaber, albeit, briefly, when he cuts open the Ton Ton. :)
Posted 04/01/2008 at 08:28:09 AMObligatory geek comment.
Han Solo carried a lightsaber in Empire! He cut open the belly of a taun taun with it so Luke didn't die.
Posted 04/01/2008 at 09:00:22 AMSo Han's going to cut open the AT-AT and put Leia inside? I don't think so.
Posted 04/01/2008 at 10:45:47 AMhe could be putting her in there for some sweet tender lovin
Posted 04/02/2008 at 03:22:47 PMThese comments make me want to drop a lightsabre on my face.
Posted 04/02/2008 at 03:22:51 PMDoesn't Han use Luke's lightsaber to cut open the taun taun?
Posted 04/02/2008 at 03:25:26 PMHas anyone mentioned that, partway through The Empire, Han wields the lightsaber to cut open the Taun Taun?
Otherwise Luke would have died.
Posted 04/02/2008 at 03:38:22 PMguys did you know Han cut open the lightsaber with a tauntaun?
Posted 04/02/2008 at 03:46:22 PMIf you can properly spell "taun taun", you are such a nerd.
I came in here to post that it's appropriate that it's Hoth because that is the only time Han Solo ever handles a lightsaber. So I'm guilty too.
Posted 04/02/2008 at 03:48:44 PMIt's "Tauntaun" you dorks.
Posted 04/02/2008 at 03:57:36 PMActually it's "tauntaun".
Posted 04/02/2008 at 04:58:00 PMWhat, no one noticed that Leia's dress doesn't have sleeves? For an outdoor wedding?!
Posted 04/02/2008 at 05:00:53 PMVader was Luke's father?!
Posted 04/02/2008 at 05:05:56 PMI wonder what an Imperial Walker smells like on the inside when you cut it open.
Posted 04/02/2008 at 05:41:33 PMthat's the other problem. That's her ANH dress. She should be in Hoth gear or Cloud City dress.
Posted 04/02/2008 at 06:52:07 PMAll of you are so sad.
Posted 04/02/2008 at 06:53:31 PMI heard you could use them to cut up wontons
Posted 04/02/2008 at 06:56:38 PMHas anyone mentioned that Han & Leo seem to be very large compared to the Imperial Storm Troopers?
Also, Han *did* us a light sabre in order to save Luke.
Posted 04/02/2008 at 06:59:26 PMI don't know if anyone has mentioned this, but in the original Episode 5 Han Solo wields the lightsaber to cut up a tauntaun.
However, this is relatively unknown because in the remastered version Greedo shows up, pulls the lightsaber first, and a ring of fire explodes away from the tauntaun as it's opened.
Posted 04/02/2008 at 07:27:52 PMmaniacnf, you owe me a keyboard. I'm serious. HUGE belly laugh here.
Posted 04/02/2008 at 08:00:32 PMHey guys, if you look carefully at Episode five around frame 81,450 and for the 12 frames after you can clearly see thermite flashes around the walker's legs as it topples. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!! THE BATTLE OF HOTH WAS AN INSIDE JOB!
Posted 04/02/2008 at 09:29:55 PMNNNNEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Posted 04/02/2008 at 09:32:56 PMMay the frost-ing be with you! p.s. Han totally used a lightsaber on a tauntaun to save Luke. LOL why didn't you turkeys think of that!...FOR YOUR HEALTH.
Posted 04/02/2008 at 11:01:04 PMYes, it was delicious. Thanks for all the support about Han wielding the lightsaber, I figured all us true nerds would know that.
As for Leia's dress, sorry but her Hoth outfit didn't look like a wedding dress so I used the ANH one instead.
-The Groom
Posted 04/02/2008 at 11:24:29 PM...and another thing......
***IT'S JUST A CAKE****
(shhhh)
Posted 04/03/2008 at 11:31:26 AMUmm, you realize you're debating with people who probably have not been on a date and live in their parents' basement. And I'm excluding a "date" with their inflatable partner, Star Wars toys, or some other thing that is not an adult human.
Posted 04/03/2008 at 12:58:38 PMThe cake is a lie.
Posted 04/07/2008 at 12:24:16 PMMerchline is for faggots.
Posted 04/11/2008 at 12:46:20 PMBlogs are becoming the main source of knowing about things certainty, its importance, idolizing, either in a marketing way that one can differentiate.
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Posted 09/23/2008 at 09:18:48 PMwhats star wars?
Posted 01/28/2009 at 04:27:45 PM