New Clone Wars Trailer Reveals Lucas Is Just Screwing with Star Wars on Purpose
Posted at 10:04 AM May 12, 2008
I can't fucking stand it. A whole goddamn galaxy to explore, and yet, everything of consequence that happens in the Star Wars universe is always ON GODDAMN TATOOINE. A whole galaxy of alien races and people to meet, and yet HERE'S JABBA THE FUCKING HUTT AGAIN. And if you can somehow dismiss the stunning lack of creativity, you can't explain why Obi-Wan decided to hide Luke there after Revenge of the Sith. "Well, Anakin was born there, his mother died there, and he served several major Clone Wars campaigns there. But I'm sure he wouldn't think to look for his son on Tatooine."
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Bring back Genndy!
Posted 05/12/2008 at 08:15:35 AMThey should make more material featuring Kyle Katarn.
Posted 05/12/2008 at 08:54:26 AMLets face it the only way the people will experience new planets is by playing KOTOR! That or watching the 30 second clone wars cartoons. Tatooine is the center of the universe. Think about it we don't see corusant in any of the first three, i mean last three, i mean.... you get it.
Posted 05/12/2008 at 09:24:21 AMBut I thought if there was a bright center of the universe Tatooine was the planet that it was farthest from.
Posted 05/12/2008 at 09:52:06 AMThere are so many things wrong with this, I'm not even sure how to begin.
Posted 05/12/2008 at 10:03:32 AMI think Obi-Wan realized that Anakin was so sick of Tatooine by the end of the first trilogy that even the thought of going back to the planet would make him want to throw up in his mask. Hiding Luke there was thus a clever variant of the Purloined Letter strategy.
Posted 05/12/2008 at 10:31:59 AMSweet Zombie Jesus!
Lucas is that Game Master who only bought the sourcebook for Tatooine and so has EVERY SINGLE ADVENTURE SET THERE!
Posted 05/13/2008 at 01:38:42 AMYeah, I'm about sick of there being like 8 races of aliens out there since A New Hope. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE RAID RICK BAKER'S STUDIO!!! IT WORKED FOR MOS EISLEY!! AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!! HACK BULLSHIT!!
Posted 05/15/2008 at 10:24:31 PM