You Have Got to Be @#$%ing Me, Dragonball Movie

Dragonball fans should recognize the giant monkey above as Goku in his “Oozaru” state; it’s one of the batshit insane things about Dragonball and DBZ that has made it so endearing to fans around the world. Now, a picture has appeared of what could very well be Goku in his Oozaru state from the live-action DB movie.

A clever journalist might say that Fox’s adaptation is “monkeying around” with the original anime. A bitter journalist might say that Fox has “thrown its poop” at the original, beloved cartoon series. I, however, say the live-action Dragonball movie has shit directly into the mouths of every single fucking DB fan in the world. Hit the jump to see the pic.

YOU.

HAVE GOT.

TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

Why? Just…why? Why bother spending all that money on the Dragonball license if you weren’t going to pay any fucking attention to the manga or the show? Why make changes that will not bring you any mass appeal, and only serve to piss off the fans? Why fucking bother including Goku’s Oozaru form at all if you were going to make him look like an alien from the fucking ’60s Star Trek series?

Fuck. Maybe this isn’t real. Maybe it’s something else entirely. But a movie that would arbitrarily change Piccolo’s skin color from green to white?a change so unimportant as to be insane?could and wouldeasily change Goku’s ape transformation into…this…fucking nonsense.

Fuck. (Via Comic Book Movie)