By Rob Bricken in
Merchandise
Friday, Apr. 24 2009 @ 11:01AM
I stayed quiet when Hello Kitty took our guns. I stayed quiet when she appropriated our underpants. But now that she's trying to take our beer, I SAY THEE NAY, HELLO KITTY -- THIS IS ONE ICON OF MASCULINITY YOU CANNOT HAVE. There are plenty of flavors of Smirnoff Ice for you you plaster your horrible, mouthless visage all over -- LEAVE US OUR BEER, YOU MONSTER.
In related news, it is now officially no longer okay for men to drink Beck's. Ever. (Via Kitty Hell, courtesy of Great White Snark)
28 comments
Comments
ThatCostumeGirl said:
I don't like Beck's. I don't like Hello Kitty. But I would drink that. They become awesome together. It's so wrong, it's good.
AfterGlow said:
Just another reason to avoid Beck's.
Kevin said:
What a great way to get beaten up just for drinking beer. If I had a death wish, I'd walk into a Hells Angels bar and order up one of these babies.
Lo Pan said:
Bah. Fuck you, Sanrio. Fuck you very much.
On the other hand I'd be all over Badtz-Maru themed Molsen. Word.
LAY said:
Would not sullen Penguin character have been a better choice at the very least?
Kris said:
"If I had a death wish, I'd walk into a Hells Angels bar and order up one of these babies."
If it's the type of Hells Angels bar to stock fruity pink beer bottles, I'd be more worried about an impromptu dance off than a fight.
davelog said:
Totally appropriate, beer is for sissies anyway.
Real men drink gasoline. Straight from the nozzle. While smoking.
Frito said:
@davelog
Real men dont stop there. We drink gasoline while smoking and having sex on top of a bear that is doing pushups.
Kevin said:
LOL, that's true, Kris. It'd be like walking into the Blue Oyster from Police Academy!
Anne Packrat said:
Uh, you do know that's photoshopped and not real right? Someone made it using the Blingee tool.
andrea said:
If beer is a sign of masculinity, why does drinking several of them turn you all into a bunch of bawling, bro-hugging wusses? :)
davelog said:
Frito,
You are truly a man's man. Next time we cross paths, I'm buying you a pint of broken glass and mercury.
Kevin said:
Fake??? Does that mean that TR has been duped twice in two days?! (the other being Gillian Andersen as the Rani) Rob is gonna start busting some heads, somewhere.
Charro Ninja said:
No way, there are Hello Kitty washing machines, and.. God help us all, HELLO KITTY DILDOS!:
Washing machines:
http://www.todaygadgets.com/2008/04/23/hello-kitty-front-loading-washing-machine/
F@cking Dildo:http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/11/04/hello-kitty-vibrator-reborn/
However, it should be noted that Sario cannot use the pussy image on "insecure" objects like scissors or knives, so feel secure of not finding a Hello Kity Swiss Army Knife, by the moment.
Bingo said:
Hello Kitty and beer dont go together, it is not a good idea.
Foozle said:
Bwahahahahaha! All hail Hello Kitty! Bow before your new overlord!
"so feel secure of not finding a Hello Kitty Swiss Army Knife, by the moment."
A buddy of mine customized a batleth with Hello Kitty designs for shits and giggles. Pink grips and enameled kitty faces and logo text all over it. It's kinda terrifying.
Brion said:
I enjoy Beck's.
But guys think about this.
You GF's will probably be more inclined to drink beer with a cute little kitty on the cover. Score!
Kyseralterego said:
Kids think it's great!
pewpew said:
...omg soon hanna montana's bud ??
Troy said:
Sorry, it's a fake!
Der said:
Robbie said:
have you seen the Hello Kitty Ducati Race Bike?
don't have pic handy -- but I *do* have pictures
prabhakhapati said:
becks is dreck. gives me such a headache i'd be better off hitting myself over the head with the bottle. HOWEVER i have seen some odd things in the Hello Kitty store a block up the hill from Toranomon (Tokyo) including bottomless pantyhose. go figure..
naime said:
süper ya bunlar ıh var mı böyle bir şey varmıya
krawall said:
how can i get this beer?
meg rinker said:
i agree! but u also posted this on my bday cant agrue w tht!
mikala said:
i want it
Ketorin said:
omg!! all hail hello kitty!! mwahahahaha!!!! i want it so i can have the bottle, hello kitty will soon engulf the world. and when she does ill be there at the top laughing!! hahahaha XD hello kitty ftw!!
