
I stayed quiet when Hello Kitty took our guns. I stayed quiet when she appropriated our underpants. But now that she's trying to take our beer, I SAY THEE NAY, HELLO KITTY -- THIS IS ONE ICON OF MASCULINITY YOU CANNOT HAVE. There are plenty of flavors of Smirnoff Ice for you you plaster your horrible, mouthless visage all over -- LEAVE US OUR BEER, YOU MONSTER.
In related news, it is now officially no longer okay for men to drink Beck's. Ever. (Via Kitty Hell, courtesy of Great White Snark)




