Hello Kitty Has Finally Gone Too Damn Far

By Rob Bricken in Merchandise
Friday, April 24, 2009 at 11:01 am
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I stayed quiet when Hello Kitty took our guns. I stayed quiet when she appropriated our underpants. But now that she's trying to take our beer, I SAY THEE NAY, HELLO KITTY -- THIS IS ONE ICON OF MASCULINITY YOU CANNOT HAVE. There are plenty of flavors of Smirnoff Ice for you you plaster your horrible, mouthless visage all over -- LEAVE US OUR BEER, YOU MONSTER.

In related news, it is now officially no longer okay for men to drink Beck's. Ever. (Via Kitty Hell, courtesy of Great White Snark)

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