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Hello Kitty Has Finally Gone Too Damn Far
Hello Kitty Has Finally Gone Too Damn Far
I stayed quiet when Hello Kitty took our guns. I stayed quiet when she appropriated our underpants. But now that she’s trying to take our beer, I SAY THEE NAY, HELLO KITTY — THIS IS ONE ICON OF MASCULINITY YOU CANNOT HAVE. There are plenty of flavors of Smirnoff Ice for you you plaster your horrible, mouthless visage all over — LEAVE US OUR BEER, YOU MONSTER.
In related news, it is now officially no longer okay for men to drink Beck’s. Ever. (Via Kitty Hell, courtesy of Great White Snark)
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.