No words -- just watch. Okay, maybe one word, but that word clearly has to be "cowabunga." (Via I Am Bored)
Comments
Chief Supreme said:
Wait, are you trying to tell me she only eats pizza covered in mayo!? Because it toally doesn't show, it must be those $5,000 in karate lessons keeping her in such good shape.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 12:25:24 PM
blacklantern88 said:
Wow. Yikes.
However, I do admire her ability to stick to her guns, no matter what other people think of her lifestyle. Usually, I'd tell people to keep on with what they love. Sadly...I think this whack-job needs to broader her horizons a little.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 12:30:36 PM
CTrees said:
She's a complete loon, of course, but at least she's actualizing, and for all the crazy, she's probably a lot happier with her life than most of us.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 12:32:53 PM
MyNoNos said:
So wrong...so many levels...
From Dad's "Pardon my French"...huh? To the pizza...the singing...
Good Lord!!!
Follow your heart indeed crazy turtle lady.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 12:34:03 PM
morriskode said:
20 bucks says she's made out with one of those heads.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 12:38:15 PM
Hypersapien said:
When I first heard of this video, I half expected it to be my old High School girlfriend.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 12:51:27 PM
Defender669 said:
Why do get the feeling that this psychopath will be gracing the padded halls of my work in near future?
Posted 05/01/2009 at 12:51:54 PM
cam said:
@morriskode bet you 40 she can't do it without one of those costumes on.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 01:00:24 PM
morriskode said:
@Cam
with a little "follow your heart" playing in the background? that's the definition of aphrodisiac.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 01:07:24 PM
Leo Ruby said:
Oh, I'd nail that... but only if she promised to be on top and wear the mask.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 01:15:53 PM
Logan said:
I'm actually kind of jealous of the costume... and her brothers lightning superman shirt.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 01:17:15 PM
Awesome all day said:
And this folks, is where fan fiction comes from.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 01:19:13 PM
Sigue said:
No more insane than mainstream society in general. Still insane, though.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 01:20:27 PM
Zach said:
WTF?! And I thought me and my friends had problems. I'm the coolest person around compared to her....that makes me feel better and worse all at the same time....such a painful video.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 02:10:58 PM
mia said:
when she was singing i was literally screaming at my computer "STOP STOP DEAR GOD WHY"
Posted 05/01/2009 at 02:14:11 PM
CB said:
So I wonder just what kind of psychotic hijinks would ensue if you scratched at her window in the middle of the night wearing a Shredder costume?
Posted 05/01/2009 at 02:31:36 PM
astrokender said:
OMG. I think I might just die of embarrassment by proxy. Just, wow.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 03:13:58 PM
T-cake said:
If she looked like Angelina Jolie...I might hang out with her XD yeah.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 04:45:50 PM
Fresh said:
Awesome: Actually normal people write fan fiction. She writes fan fiction porn, probably group gay sex from the looks of it. And of course there is always Rule 34. If she has any artistic ability I'm sure she's posted a few pics. I especially enjoyed the one image of a side view of April behind a news desk with Michelangelo, his nunchuks, and some ben wa balls.
That one, or the one with Irma, Splinter and the Rabbit dude.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 05:44:06 PM
mightynard said:
holy crap that's awesome. That pizza. The "Ok, that one hurt." The super shirt. It's probably good that fictional characters can't get shot for not returning undying love.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 05:49:14 PM
cam said:
@leo ruby yeah, you'd wake up with a turtle shell sewn to your back!
Posted 05/01/2009 at 05:52:07 PM
Asat said:
Oh, Fresh, why did you have to go and mention Rule 34?
Does she exist? Yes.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 06:42:24 PM
brianace said:
I don't throw this phrase around loosely, but shine on, you crazy diamond.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 08:51:32 PM
Carl said:
The scariest thing is I have met this person again and again in my life. One guy that was friends with a friend invited us back to his tiny apt after a Sci-Fi con. We get there, no furnishings but like Futon and a tiny TV. But, he had the Darth Vader and Boba Fett statues that cost like $2000 bucks (back then) in the corners of his living room. No chairs, no bed (he had a cheap matress flat on the floor) and I mean, the emptiest apt I have ever seen that someone lived in. But, by God, he had his 2 Star Wars statues, YESSSSSSS!!!
Posted 05/02/2009 at 12:40:40 AM
skinny128 said:
@morriskode
I say that he partner must wear the costume while having sex.
Posted 05/02/2009 at 07:28:18 AM
telezombie said:
I would date her. Would probably be easy to get laid.
Posted 05/02/2009 at 10:37:51 AM
ZeroCorpse said:
THIS is why I avoid conventions and cosplayers. They're all one half step from being this lady.
Posted 05/02/2009 at 11:08:47 AM
Seven said:
Yes, yes, ZC. We know already - you're just SO much better than everyone who isn't you.
Give us a break, will ya?
Posted 05/02/2009 at 12:00:36 PM
Goatboy said:
What worried me most when I watched it? That could have been me...
Posted 05/02/2009 at 02:38:00 PM
SickBoy said:
@ CTrees:
You do know that "actualizing" is just a buzz word used by pop psychology, right? Nobody "actualizes". It is physically impossible to "actualize".
Posted 05/02/2009 at 09:55:07 PM
Wlvrn said:
FINALLY!!! ...someone that actually makes real sense on this Planet!
Posted 05/02/2009 at 10:56:06 PM
echelon321 said:
This should spawn a "most ridiculous hobby your parents ever begrudgingly supported" contest.
Posted 05/04/2009 at 06:57:35 AM
I want to die said:
minimum wage and bank loans for tmnt crap. Genius investment.
Posted 05/04/2009 at 08:31:16 PM
Scrooge said:
Oh My Gawd. Now, I really like Ghostbusters, but I have nowhere newar the fervor that this chick has for Ninja turtles. And for that I am very thankful, or else I would be a lonely man who never got laid....
Posted 05/05/2009 at 07:44:30 AM
Scrooge said:
Oh My Gawd. Now, I really like Ghostbusters, but I have nowhere near the fervor that this chick has for Ninja turtles. And for that I am very thankful, or else I would be a lonely man who never got laid....
Posted 05/05/2009 at 07:44:59 AM
tim said:
YOu know, she sorta doesn't NEED the head to look like Leonardo.
Posted 05/05/2009 at 12:35:31 PM
chris daugherty said:
I'm thinking this chick shat herself this weekend watching turtles forever..shat herself I say!
Posted 11/24/2009 at 01:39:06 PM

