Oh goodness. The singing...!

Wait, are you trying to tell me she only eats pizza covered in mayo!? Because it toally doesn't show, it must be those $5,000 in karate lessons keeping her in such good shape.

Her brother's shirt scares me more than she does.

jesus fucking christ in hell...

Wow. Yikes.

However, I do admire her ability to stick to her guns, no matter what other people think of her lifestyle. Usually, I'd tell people to keep on with what they love. Sadly...I think this whack-job needs to broader her horizons a little.

She's a complete loon, of course, but at least she's actualizing, and for all the crazy, she's probably a lot happier with her life than most of us.

...I'd still hit it.

So wrong...so many levels...
From Dad's "Pardon my French"...huh? To the pizza...the singing...
Good Lord!!!
Follow your heart indeed crazy turtle lady.

20 bucks says she's made out with one of those heads.

When I first heard of this video, I half expected it to be my old High School girlfriend.

Why do get the feeling that this psychopath will be gracing the padded halls of my work in near future?

old video is old

@morriskode bet you 40 she can't do it without one of those costumes on.

@Cam

with a little "follow your heart" playing in the background? that's the definition of aphrodisiac.

I love it...God bless her.

Oh, I'd nail that... but only if she promised to be on top and wear the mask.

I'm actually kind of jealous of the costume... and her brothers lightning superman shirt.

And this folks, is where fan fiction comes from.

No more insane than mainstream society in general. Still insane, though.

WTF?! And I thought me and my friends had problems. I'm the coolest person around compared to her....that makes me feel better and worse all at the same time....such a painful video.

when she was singing i was literally screaming at my computer "STOP STOP DEAR GOD WHY"

So I wonder just what kind of psychotic hijinks would ensue if you scratched at her window in the middle of the night wearing a Shredder costume?

OMG. I think I might just die of embarrassment by proxy. Just, wow.

isnt aspergers a wondeful thing?

If she looked like Angelina Jolie...I might hang out with her XD yeah.

Fuck it. Not after the singing.

Awesome: Actually normal people write fan fiction. She writes fan fiction porn, probably group gay sex from the looks of it. And of course there is always Rule 34. If she has any artistic ability I'm sure she's posted a few pics. I especially enjoyed the one image of a side view of April behind a news desk with Michelangelo, his nunchuks, and some ben wa balls.

That one, or the one with Irma, Splinter and the Rabbit dude.

holy crap that's awesome. That pizza. The "Ok, that one hurt." The super shirt. It's probably good that fictional characters can't get shot for not returning undying love.

@leo ruby yeah, you'd wake up with a turtle shell sewn to your back!

reason why the world is doomed.

Oh, Fresh, why did you have to go and mention Rule 34?

Does she exist? Yes.

A marketer's wet dream...

I don't throw this phrase around loosely, but shine on, you crazy diamond.

I want to watch this video fifty billion times.

The scariest thing is I have met this person again and again in my life. One guy that was friends with a friend invited us back to his tiny apt after a Sci-Fi con. We get there, no furnishings but like Futon and a tiny TV. But, he had the Darth Vader and Boba Fett statues that cost like $2000 bucks (back then) in the corners of his living room. No chairs, no bed (he had a cheap matress flat on the floor) and I mean, the emptiest apt I have ever seen that someone lived in. But, by God, he had his 2 Star Wars statues, YESSSSSSS!!!

@morriskode

I say that he partner must wear the costume while having sex.

I would date her. Would probably be easy to get laid.

THIS is why I avoid conventions and cosplayers. They're all one half step from being this lady.

Yes, yes, ZC. We know already - you're just SO much better than everyone who isn't you.

Give us a break, will ya?

Oh My God!

What worried me most when I watched it? That could have been me...

@ CTrees:

You do know that "actualizing" is just a buzz word used by pop psychology, right? Nobody "actualizes". It is physically impossible to "actualize".

FINALLY!!! ...someone that actually makes real sense on this Planet!

This should spawn a "most ridiculous hobby your parents ever begrudgingly supported" contest.

minimum wage and bank loans for tmnt crap. Genius investment.

Oh My Gawd. Now, I really like Ghostbusters, but I have nowhere newar the fervor that this chick has for Ninja turtles. And for that I am very thankful, or else I would be a lonely man who never got laid....

Oh My Gawd. Now, I really like Ghostbusters, but I have nowhere near the fervor that this chick has for Ninja turtles. And for that I am very thankful, or else I would be a lonely man who never got laid....

YOu know, she sorta doesn't NEED the head to look like Leonardo.

BAT SHIT CRAZY

I'm thinking this chick shat herself this weekend watching turtles forever..shat herself I say!