By Rob Bricken in
Anime
Thursday, Jun. 25 2009 @ 12:05PM
And that announcement is "your shit is a sentient being that lives in your colon." This video was hijacked from an amazingly disturbing list of Creepy Asian Toilet Commercials from Sickpigs, which I highly advise everyone to check out. If at all possible, get your lunch and started eating before the #1 video. It will be an experience you won't soon forget.
26 comments
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That Girl said:
wow. just wow...
Lol, that was hilarious and frightening
Gasstank said:
That kid dropping a duce at the end sounded like he was seriously lacking fiber in his diet.
Infinite Hollywood said:
Oh those wacky Japanese!
Saffer said:
Oh god... The kid squeezing one out at the end... I nearly died.
Beany McPickles said:
I like that the kid can't wear pants until he's pooped in the toilet. Does he just leave giant, sentient stains on the couch in the meantime?
Philip Reed said:
The animation wasn't enough for them? And where was the splash at the end? I thought that kid was gonna drop a horse the way he was grunting.
Beany McPickles said:
I like that the kid can't wear pants until he's pooped in the toilet. Does he just leave giant, sentient stains on the couch in the meantime?
fuzzie said:
Didn't TR show this before? I'm having a serious case of deja vu.
Thank god the talking toilet part was just the lid. I thought they were going to make the bowl the mouth.
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Bingo said:
Oh my God that was disgusting but funny. My parents never sang me a song when I wanted to go to the toilet!
Merle said:
God I love Japan
Zann said:
These people @____@ The mind reels at the possibilities of the next crazy/wierd/disgusting thing to come from the Land of the Rising Sun.
Ross said:
what better way to teach your children how to piss and shit than create cartoons about it! now then, where can i find the live action one?
ZeroCorpse said:
I just wish bidets were popular in America.
Rob said:
The terrifying thing is that this video isn't a toilet training video for kids, but horrible scat porn for perverted Japanese adults.
Erelas RyAlcar said:
Ok, "your shit is a sentient being that lives in your colon." made me laugh out loud so hard, like a depraved loon on crack, my wife rushed in to see what was the matter.
Good lord, that was funny.
MattK said:
Hmmm...dunno how to feel about this. Sure, I want to say "more proof that Japan is awesome and horrible" by making animated waste disposal instructional videos...but then I remember that not only do we have similar videos with cruder animation (meaning not as well animated, not more graphic depictions of what's going on), but also books and dolls to accompany said videos. Yet still, Japan does have an anime that focuses on sentient poo...
Either way...any of this is still better than Transformers 2.
Steve Hester (UK) said:
I love the fact the kid at the end has to hold onto a bracket while he's taking a dump.
I love the Japanese for this stuff, it's probably treated as innocuous over there while us Gaijin think it's perverse.
I needed a laugh today and that fitted the bill.
amarygma said:
How does the kid get off the toilet with that big handle thing in the way? Asking for a toilet-water sock in my opinion.
Magical Shrimp said:
This is a classic. The overly dramatic grunting at the end is pretty much what I would expect from any small child given the instruction to "pretend you're pooping." He must be popular in preschool.
timbizcut said:
"You can be a pants man too" Where I'm from thats what we call a ladies man.
J.H. said:
If you think that was great wait until you see the "Chicken v. Frog" Japanese electric toilet seat ad!
dna.noodle said:
This video is hilarious, but you guys are a little late on it. I saw this video circulating a year ago. On the other hand, a lot more people just saw it, so what more could I ask for in life =D
random said:
You laugh, but the Benesse toilet training videos (which is what this one is) are actually really really good at toilet training, from everything I've heard.
Peter Payne said:
I've actually used this successfully toilet training my nephew, an American. He was so fascinated by it it helped him learn.
NameofRain said:
If you think this is creepy, there is actually a sequal and a toy of the little tiger doing what he does best. Seriously.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Zims-4kC8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGzxC-eagfc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdbX0PPHqTU&NR=1
