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And so it begins.
Rain spattered across the sand, causing a deafening roar, like that of a hundred semis crashing into each other in apocalyptic glory. The crack of thunder split the insanity, and wind swept it up into a cacophony of natural horror. All the while David sat glumly, shielding himself from the gale beneath a rather large tree. He was soaked to the bone and miserable. Lost in Kanto, with no map, no pokedex, no food, and no company other than his beloved pokemon. He was sure he'd die of hypothermia or worse.The rest continues after the jump. And you have no one to blame but yourselves.
David sighed, clinging tightly to his umbrella which proved of little worth except for some sort of moral booster. His soaked blond hair clung tightly to his body. With an absent hand he fondled the pokeballs on his lap. He clicked the switch on the front, releasing Gardevoir, to stand beside him.
"Garde..?" she whispered to him soothingly.
"No, I'm fine Gardevoir. I just wanted some to be with," he replied, barely audible to the young pokemon above the ripping winds. A shallow tear formed on the rim of his red eyes but was blotted out the rest of the water that coagulated on everything within sight.
She patted his shoulder. She was so cute, even for a pokemon. Her thin hips swayed, her plant-like hair messed by the storm. No, no, what are you doing, he thought. She's an animal.
But yet she was so much like a human, only smaller, and covered in fauna. Plus there was no one around for miles, and no amount of masturbating could satiate the lust he felt out in the wilderness... if only he could feel the flesh of a woman against his.
He put a loving arm around his Gardevoir, pulling her close and whispered; "Gardevoir, you know that I'm your trainer, right? Your master?"
"Gard," she nodded in agreement. He nodded in return.
"And would you do anything for me?"
"Garde," she nodded again. He moved another hand to her, sliding it over her wasp waist and looking carefully into her eyes. She seemed to begin to understand, a look of fear welled in her eyes. David could feel a lump in his pants swell as he began to force her upon the soaked ground. The sky rumbled with thunder all around them, the tree above them creaked threateningly.
The best thing about a pokemon is that they'll never be able to tell anyone about it.
In a flash his pants were off and he was atop her. She squealed and struggled, afraid to fight back because he was, indeed, her trainer. Her mind had a block in it, via years of training, years of believing he'd never harm her, that he was her best friend.
He ran a hand over her leafy posterior. A probing finger slipped in between, finding a hole. He knew little of the Gardevoir anatomy, but knew that any hole would work. He plunged his rock hard cock deep inside of her anus. It was white hot. A wave of pleasure washed over him before the first stroke. Gardevoir screamed in pain, her precious anus being pulled to four times its natural size. With each thrust she screamed louder, but David couldn't hear it. The crevasse formed tightly over his shaft, gripping harder than his fist ever could. Before long he finally came, filling her sphincter with his seed. White mixed with black blood as he pulled out. Blood and feces dribbled out.
The sight of Gardevoir laying there, whimping, smeared with mud, blood, cum, and her own feces unlocked something deep within David's soul. His heart soared at the sight. It felt so good! It was like he finally discovered his place in the world. While his spirit had become free, however, his mind quivered under the weight of his actions, struggling to block these memories from existence, enabling his attack.
His mouth lowered in primal instinct, extending his pink tongue. He lapped up her blood and shit, using pruned fingers to smother himself. It was beautiful. The bitter taste of her poop, and the coppery taste of her blood was like magic to him.
"Gardevvv..." she moaned, hands digging into the dirt. She wept. How could she do this to him? Pain was splitting her because of him. He said he'd never hurt her, though... maybe he wasn't? Maybe this was fine...
He flipped her bleeding, limp body over. His mouth met hers, lashing about inside of her toothed maw. He kissed hard and deep as he carefully fit his shitty dick into her pokevagina. The head slid in easily and she whimpered. With a deft hand he massaged her clitoris. She tried to pull back to cry out but he pushed into her harder. She screamed into his mouth. The vibrations filled him in ecstasy. He violently penetrated her and wave after wave of pleasure engulfed them both. It was beyond the realm of human understanding. Collapsing universes whirled about them, being born and dying in an eternal, idiot firestorm.
As he came again he thrust harder, forcing as much of himself in as he could. His penis crashed into her cervix and she let out a blood curdling scream, clawed hands digging into his flesh.
David didn't like that at all. No, she wasn't allowed to injure him. He drove his bleaching fist into her mouth. There was a crunch and black syrup welled up in her mouth and eyes. She gurgled, and he smiled gleefully. Disengaged from her mangled secret, he crawled up to her face. Lifting her broken head he plunged his dick into her wounded mouth.
Gardevoir could take no more. She gave himself over to him. He was her master. She would please him any way she could and never make another whimper in reply. She suckled on his piece as he pulled it in and out. Cracked lips smothered him, teasing glands and glans. He gripped her arms, squeezing tighter. More pain roared through her and she sucked harder. She gagged, puking a little. The bile stung him, so he drove another fist into her eye.
Through the pain she sucked and finally he came. As he did, his mind cracked a little more. He gripped her head, forcing his cock into the back of her throat. She vomited again, squirting half-digest plant matter all over both of them and he lashed her. Her tiny bones splintered under his blows and he came harder at her destruction.
Weeks later David finally found himself at Cerulean city. Gardevoir wasn't looking very good. She didn't respond to vocal stimuli and couldn't see out of the eye he caved in, but he felt no remorse for it. Even so; he felt glad. She was mentally broken. His attack had transformed her into the perfect sex slave: when he moved his cock near her she would tilt her head, trying to find it, just as a baby searches for a nipple and automatically begins suckling.
She was infected, though. Mold grew upon her anus and wounded eye. Her vagina was yellow with infection, discharging constantly. She wouldn't make it another day.
David rushed to the pokemon center, Gardevoir in his arms. He came up to the reception desk and there was Nurse Joy. Her eyes first when to David's dumb smiling face, but then down to the pokemon in his arms and she gasped.
"What happened?!" she said, stroking Gardevoir's hair with the gentleness of a mother.
"I'm not exactly sure," he muttered coldly, "I found her like this out in the forest," tears formed in Joy's eyes and she scooped the poor pokemon up, taking her over to the rejuvenation chamber for dying pokemon in another room. After flipping the switch the chamber filled with gases, obscuring outside eyes. Joy didn't mind that David had followed her in and closed the door, she was too busy studying a complicated-looking readout now appearing on a computer screen.
She bent over low as she typed slowly, a complete novice with computers it appeared, and as she did her skirt teased her thick ass. Her thigh highs squeezed her legs delightfully. She was a delicious woman, and David would have no problem finding out just how delicious she was.
He slid up next to her. "How does it look, nurse?" he asked, putting a hand on her shoulder.
"Not very good, I'm afraid the rejuvenation chamber won't be enough for--"
"No, not the pokemon. Your cunt."
At this the nurse spun around. A hurt look flashed across her face and she bit her lip. She was exactly sure how to handle this situation. It was true that she was constantly horny. She never had time for anything outside of the hospital. Her cunt tingled at the prospect of being split. She eyed the door. Should she run? Should she have sex with this complete stranger? "He seems dangerous..." she though, but as she did her thighs pressed against themselves, pinching her slowly enlarging clitoris.
David's hands began to unbutton her blouse, revealing a polkadotted bra clasping two melon-sied breasts.
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the office," she said with as much courage as she could muster, but didn't stop him. He pushed her up against the computer terminal and mouthed her nipples. She gasped as he bit one, teasing it with his tongue. He sucked on it and she lurched, not noticing her hands slide down to his hips.
He lifted her and placed her upon the desk. Her legs spread and she leaned back, forgetting that she was on the rag, and gave herself to him. He lowered himself to a knee, ripping off her clashing blue underwear and explosing her rosy, dripping hole. He gently tugged on the string sticking out, drawing a blood-soaked tampon out. It fell to the floor and thick chunks began to seep out. She burned for him, for this complete stranger.
His fingers moved into her, rubbing the rough spot just inside the warm tunnel. his red tongue slathered her clit. He sucked on it and hummed. A dizzy, buzzing feeling filled her head and she began bucking, screaming in pleasure. Soon her screams of pleasure became those of pain as he forced three fingers into her tight pussy. She hadn't been with a man in so long..
"No, please.." she gasped as her vagina slowly spread and grew used to the probing digits.
He inserted another finger and she gasped. This time her cunt burned in protest, showing no signs of widening. She squeaked. He forced another finger in and soon he was fisting her, plunging his large, manly hands in as far as they would go, spreading her wider. Filling her.
"Moooree," she growled through clenched teeth, thick streams of saliva going down her cheeks, "FUCK ME HARDER YOU PEACE OF SHIT."
David didn't like this however, and punched her in the gut. She lurched forward and gasped. But then, weighing how much fun he was having with being told what to do, he decided to insert his next fist.
Her tendons popped and squeaked as he forced the other one inside slowly. Her cleft opened wider, and wider still. She screamed in pain and pleasure until her throat bled almost as much as her cunt. Blood streamed down his arms, mixing with her cum until his shirt and the floor were soaked.
There was a knock at the door, followed by the turning of a handle.
In strode the doctor the nurse had called for earlier. Her father.
He stopped, shocked at the situation that unfolded in front of him.
"W-What are you, what are you doing to my little girl?" he murmured.
"Shut the fuck up you old bastard and get the fuck over here, her mouth isn't going to fuck itself!" David shouted, forcing his voice above that of nurse Joy's. She was horrified that her father had walked in on this, horrified at all the blood and what she had been coerced into, but she couldn't stop. Lust raged inside of her, overtaking all other motor functions.
"Fuck me, daddy," she said, grinning a bloody smile. Her pleading eyes met his and before she knew it, her father's wrinkly, liver-spotted dick was in her mouth.
The doctor fucked her from the opposite side of the table. Her young tongue slid over the top of his dick, teasing the helmet. He bucked wildly, shakily. He had not had sex since his wife had died ten years ago, and sometimes had dreams about his daughter. He tried to ignore them, push them to the back of his mind. But he could never help his sick fantasies. Sometimes he'd "accidentally" walk in on her dressing or showering, and would think about it later that night as he choked himself and petted his shriveling member.
David began to grow bored, his maniacal, slowly-splintering mind needed more horror to satiate it. It was a curse, but one he enjoyed.
He drew one hand out of her weeping puss, much to her protest. With the other he gripped her cervix and twisted. Pain cut her and she clenched her teeth and moaned, cleanly chopping her father's dick off as he came. The doctor fell backwards and the nurse sat up straight. Her vision blurred from the pain, but she was just barely able to see what David was doing.
He had drawn a knife out of his pocked and driven it into his urethra. His cock opened wide and he screamed, but kept pushing hard, down into his ballsack. Blood gushed forward and he puked, bile adding to the horrendous pain, but he couldn't stop. Slowly memories of him and Gardevoir flooded back, all the fun they had back home. Memories of his mother and father, how they wanted him to succeed. They wanted him to come home, to spend time with their baby boy. Of his first love, the girl he never got over. Her name was Misty. She wanted to see him again, she had sent him a letter only a month earlier saying she wanted to be with him again, that nothing felt the same without him. What was he doing here?
He couldn't stop his hands, they moved on their own, twisting out Joy's cervix, bit by bit, and slitting his genitals. At last the leathery bag was open. They gripped his testicles and pried them out, forcing them into his mouth.
All three parties bled to death. It was in the news the next day. The Gardevoir recovered, but was forever in a tortured state of slavery.
Misty shook as she read it. She wept and her mind grew jaded and hateful. She was alone in the world now. Nobody she loved. Nothing. Alone.
She drew a pokeball from her belt and opened it. Staryu appeared next to her.
"Staryu," she blushed, and looked at him through teary eyes, "would you do anything for me?"
"Starr," he echoed.
Her cunt burned. She needed it...
fin.
343 comments
Comments
pollardy said:
yay! its like christmas, sept with smut
pollardy said:
yay! its like christmas, sept with smut
Impostor said:
jesus...
...wept
I didn't know internet privileges were available at the Dahmer Home for the Dangerously Headfucked. If I actually thought the person who wrote this...piece...was at liberty to walk the streets among humans, then I would basically never leave the house again.
cummins said:
I feel sick. A line has been crossed...
King Psyz here for HappyFunKingPsyz© said:
WOW... You were not kidding... this person is seriously depraved and should likely be in therapy... or in jail.
Benne said:
That..was...words fail me.
Somebody hunt down David Garrett person and lock him up.....please?
The Great A'Tuin said:
Did anyone else imagine Joy's dad as David Carradine?
I bounced between statea of abject horror and laughter. seriously, He slid up next to her. "How does it look, nurse?" he asked, putting a hand on her shoulder.
"Not very good, I'm afraid the rejuvenation chamber won't be enough for--"
"No, not the pokemon. Your cunt.""
Really?
That's hilariously bad.
Thank you. Thanks.
That was the perfect mix of horrible and horribly funny.
Katie said:
Oh my god.
Why did I do it?
Why did I read it?
Oh god.
Svenska said:
Wow.
Thick chunks.....
InvaderToph said:
Hi there! Longtime lurker, first time poster. After reading this I just have one thing to say:
OH DEAR BABY JESUS!!!!
Please tell me that this guy is locked up somewhere.
Please?
Weegee said:
Dear God, you weren't kidding. YOU WEREN'T FUCKING KIDDING.
teagoblin said:
i need to go commit suicide now
King Psyz here for HappyFunKingPsyz© said:
Seriously, this is almost a relief.
Because now nothing else can ever horrify me, nothing more can scare me. I have stared into the abyss of the human mind and now know it's depths.
I can comfortably go into any situation knowing nothing will ever come close to the madness that is the mind of David Garrett.
Has anyone googled this guy? Is he on a sex offender list? Does he share a room with Brian Peppers?
JesseMXGangl said:
This seems to necessitate a whole new vocabulary of scorn. "Wrong" is woefully inadequate.
Merle said:
That man has a promising future as a guro artist...or a serial killer
Cassandra said:
Imposter... yes, I agree.
Until now, the worst for me was the Dry Bones story, but that was somehow tolerable because it could possibly have been written as a joke, as oneupmanship between friends... but this... this was horrific, largely because the person who wrote this could be sitting on the other side of your office right now.
This is as good an argument as any against the anonymity of the Internet.
Right, I need to look at some pictures of kittens now.
Sassafras said:
Wow, Author David Garrett hates the vagina. The best part of the story is when the horrible rapist psychopath David dies. If he continued to exist in the fictional world I would have to slit my wrists.
Holy Shizzle My Bizzle said:
What the fuck???
Preeeemo said:
uh pokevagina?
Benne said:
"Has anyone googled this guy? Is he on a sex offender list? Does he share a room with Brian Peppers?"
A quick search turns up someone who is apparently a world-class violinist. Is it the same Garrett? You decide.
http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=David+Garrett&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g10&fp=K0T0PTDylw0
Sylvia said:
Holy Mary mother of God.
That is...argh.
I thought you were applying hyperbole when you said that it was awful.
Gizmo said:
I think I've lost a part of my soul after that. I will never doubt you again, Rob, never. I just want to cry now. I don't even know what a Gardevoir looks like, and I don't think I want to know...
pollardy said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Garrett_%28politician%29
according to wikipedia hes a politician in new zealand, apparently was drunk on a tv show, it may be him
Benne said:
I think I might be on to something here....
http://norightturn.blogspot.com/2009/06/david-garrett-sexist-as-well-as-bigoted.html
Rob said:
I TOLD YOU
I TOLD YOU ALL BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME
ClancyDamon said:
Okay. There's crossing the line, where things just become gross. Then there's the moral event horizon, where something is bad you have to question your own sanity if you keep reading it. Then there's crossing the line twice, like this story, where it becomes so psychotically, insanely over the top it becomes hilarious. I am dead serious, I almost died from laughter at the end! Horror, upon horror, upon horror, and the guy just keeps one-upping himself! Amazing!
Rob, thank you. That was truly the funniest damn thing I've read all day.
Of course, maybe I'm just desperately trying to hide the pain with denial.
pollardy said:
i say we just blame everyone with the name david garret, can't take any chances
Sylvia said:
Rob, of course we didn't.
WE CAN'T IMAGINE THINGS LIKE THAT.
Garyx said:
So beautiful! I thought I could never see such a marvel in this world, and you found this piece of jewelry.
I´m so happy. And horny.
Dragonite, would you do anything for me?
Kaitie said:
Oh, oh my god.... Oh my god! There are just so many things wrong with this story I don't even know where to begin. And I dare not read it again to find something... My god, my god...
We need to find this person and arrest him, ASAP, because clearly he is going to become a sado-rapist serial killer...
ClancyDamon said:
I'm feeling terribly sadistic after that story, so I just want to say this so I don't have to think about it alone - the ending not only is the perfect setup for a sequel, but a goddamn franchise of stories, tail-ending each. This could go on forever! Think about it! THINK ABOUT IT!
Tea said:
...
Wow...just wow. There are no words to adequately describe the feeling this story brings up. I think I need to call my mom or something. :|
amarygma said:
Doing a national search on sex offenders yields many David Garretts. So it's a crap shoot.
Let's just hope he managed to off himself by now, alone.
Abe said:
I'm going into the fetal position now...
ryogasasaki said:
honestly, i stopped at pokevagina... i just... i.. i just... *breaks out crying*
kenshiro said:
My apologies to Rob. I thought he was weak after the Twilight story. But now I know it was just the residual horror from this story. This is one story I won't forward to friends to freak them out, because then they would fear me.
Kaitie said:
Quick, here's a website full of adorable animals!
http://www.desicolours.com/is-there-anything-cuter-than-this/04/02/2009
the raven said:
ha.
classic DeSade.
i have to say, i am rather impressed with how much depravity the author managed to force into such a short fic.
you guys think this is bad? read 120 days of sodom.
JetfiremusPrime said:
That was the awesomest one yet!! *applause*
If only I could shake hands with the author for his brilliant story. I say forget the repetitive anime and turn THIS into a series!! This is the kind of ideas that dreams are made of, and I'm glad they're still some creativity, joy, and hope in the world yet.
Though, no May and Dawn makes me a sad, very sad, panda. :(
Bipolarbear said:
Who ever said there was a god
obviously has never been to
topless robot on a friday
Nik said:
I'm going to throw up.
scuzgob said:
i may have cried a little bit. one my teams has a gardevior in it...
ahem
it is with utter dread that i say this: can this be topped? i think this might be the worst possible for FFF, but saying that makes me think you'll eventually find something even worse
Bill said:
So.......who here would do anything for me?
AcidRainbows said:
you know... It's not the story that scared me as much as the writer.
I don't completely know what to say about that. I suppose nothing can hurt me any longer, and I can feel no pain.
ImperialDaemon said:
OH GOD
BURN IT
BURN IT
SEND IT TO HELL
Victor Delacroix said:
Well, my boner I had before I started reading is definitely gone. That was pretty bad. I'll take a short break before eating anything.
Rose said:
Pokevagina.
POKEVAGINA.
In other news, I feel kind of sick.
Zdenko said:
This is the most disturbing thing I've ever read...
amarygma said:
Beer me.
gigi said:
I never doubted you when you said it was horrible...but I still read it...wow...wtf
Charles S. said:
Yes Rob, you were right, I'll never doubt you again.
@ClancyDamon What is wrong with you??? I'd kill myself before I read a series of stories like that.
@Garyx And how dare you bring Dragonite into this, you are a horrible person!!!
Teabag McQueen said:
Srsly, this is the 2girls1cup of fan fiction
Chad said:
Lol. That brought back memories of Bondage Slave, among other of the really "bad" hentai out there.
I always thought pokemon would be a better game if you had to capture all the female characters that inhabit the pokemon universe. Obviously nurse Joys and officer Jennys are common, while gym leaders and elite four are ubers. It would make for much less disturbing (though probaby not depraved) fan fic than what pokemon like slut bunny and Gardevoir bring to the table. Oh god! I just thought of the horros of it they used Gardevoir's middle evolution; the one that looks like a prepubescent school girl in a skirt and pigtails... This could have been much much worse.
Jenova said:
Is it bad that I got to the ending with Misty and was like "Wait. What is she reading?"
Thank you FFF. Nothing scares me anymore.
GreyGhost said:
I have seen the horrors of war and I have never seen anything as bad as these gems you keep finding Rob. Keep up the good work.
staria said:
Holy Fuck!!
Something really bad must have happened to this person, for him to be capable of writing something like this! So much anger towards women!
Tumorseal said:
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
phoenixphire24 said:
Wow. I have read some pretty jacked up FF in my life, but that definitely takes the cake. I can't unread it, but at least the bastard died in the end. I can only hope the same for the author...
JetfiremusPrime said:
@ Chad
I SMELL SEQUEL, DAVID!!
Am I evil?
Yes I am.
emerson999 said:
Wow, that's not the pokemon story I figured you were always talking about. The one I was thinking about was pretty bad, with ash coming out to his parents that he'd married pikachu. That one was scary, this one is just horrifying. Good job!
tasakeru828 said:
Rob warned you all, but you didn't listen! You deserve whatever you get!
I hereby proclaim this fic the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog of fanfiction. The comparison is accurate.
Sigue said:
When you consider that fan-fiction characters are often self-inserts, this becomes truly disturbing. I have looked upon the face of Hell itself by reading this masterpiece of profanity, and I have survived.
keiko-shutthehellup! said:
i only read this to prove that im not a wimpy baby but damn.... its just like.... there really, really arent words for that.
Alkad said:
Eh, could be worse. The density of vileness was impressive, but the story was short. A small gallery of average level guro will top this. Admittedly... as far as fanfiction (as opposed to original works) goes, this is probably the worst I've encountered. Good show, Rob, though how are you going to continue this feature if you haven't found anything worse? It's just going to seem tame after this.
Natalia said:
D:
Doctor Death said:
Ehhh... I've read worse.
But the part at the end where he dryly said...
"All three parties bled to death. It was in the news the next day."
That was great.
JetfiremusPrime said:
@ Alkad
Simple: Searchs the depths of the interwebs for guro fics.
Everyone wins.
Capsulesn'Coffee said:
"The best thing about a pokemon is that they'll never be able to tell anyone about it."
I should have listened to the voice in side of me and stopped right there. but I didn't
FUCKFUCKFUCK, I CAN NEVER UNREAD THAT SHIT NOW, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY, ITS POKEMAN FOR CHRISTSAKES, FUCK.
I am going dedicate my life to building a time machine so I go back and not read this crime against humanity. I would rather watch Salo on a loop than read this again.
Rob, I thought you were bluffing, I doubted you, but really you were trying to save us all. I feel sick.
Archefox said:
haha, wooooooooooooooow...the other "horrible" ones just made me laugh, didn't bother me, but this one actually got to me. Geez Louise...
King Psyz here for HappyFunKingPsyz© said:
Did anyone else hear the Beatles song when he said it was in the news the next day?
Because in my mind I automatically added 'ooooooh booooooy' after that line.
Selaphiel said:
My soul hurts.
Lucy said:
...Everything I've tried to do, writing good, readable fanfiction.... This one short story destroyed it. I'm so depressed now. I'd rather spend the day reading through 4Chan than this again.
Rob, really... Whatever they're paying you to sift through this shit and read it day after day, it's not enough.
....Thank Christ this wasn't a flash movie or fan comic.
jyuichi said:
That was wow... I can't send it to anyone so... Lets share it with the world to ease the pain.
DUGG!
JetfiremusPrime said:
@ Lucy
You're not looking into the internet hard enough.
GreyGhost said:
Lucy Stop! Don't give them ideas!
JetfiremusPrime said:
@ GreyGhost
NO, you quit!!
DAVID'S GENIUS, IT MUST BE SPREAD!! :D
Starwind said:
Fuck. And. Shit.
I hurt in my soul, now.
Capsulesn'Coffee said:
@GreyGhost
It's to late, its already been posted for all the David Garretts of the world to see, were fucked.
Anonymous said:
I hate myself right now because @ the start I imagined David in the setting of "My Neighbour Totoro" when the girls are waiting at the bus stop for their father to come home. So now I ruined two of my childhood memories. Nice job, self!
Otherwise...yikes, this author should probably not be allowed to leave the house. I...I...*sobs*
Blank said:
Pokemon, gotta catch em' all!
But for what, I must ask?
Peter said:
Welp. Looks like I'm not going to sleep ever again.
Indie said:
Oh god. OH GOD. Every bit of personal safety paranoia I've felt over the years suddenly seems reasonable, knowing that there are David Garrets actually out on the streets. I want a can of mace and a personal weapon carrying license NOW. And ID chips for my pets, because he clearly wouldn't flinch from raping a dog.
Rob, you poor heroic man, YOU WERE RIGHT and we wouldn't listen to you. I will never doubt again.
...I feel sick.
Rush Shepard said:
...I...don't...omg...
Matt said:
What the fuck man...
chad said:
after hearing so much of the legend and now finding out why it is so infamous. all i can say if i did not hate pokemon before reading that i do now. not to mention that story defies everything right not to mention the acts of beastality and against nature itself. what was the writer on to actualy produce such evil. and now the answer to got to catch them all pokemon is revealed by that story
Captain EO said:
So there is something worse in the world of Pokémon than a children's "hobby" that involves capturing wild animals, imprisoning them in small cages, and training them for battles that only end once of them is unconscious. That was pretty nasty, but for most of the story there wasn't anything too unusual for FFF. Heck, I got a chuckle out of him fondling his pokeballs and "pokevagina" is a good word to add to the FFF dictionary of the disturbed. But after that last section, I don't believe in man's capacity for good anymore. My belief in humanity was pretty weak after the earlier bits of the story and some other previous stories here, but that killed it. I only hope I have not looked too long into the abyss.
CanadianKilroy said:
jesus christ bananas. i will forever be scarred
Halfazedninja said:
Wow. I'm shocked, disgusted and amazed all at the same time. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go trade in my Pokemon games, they've lost their innocence.
Zombianca said:
8|
POKEVAGINA
....
Volcanic said:
As sad as this sounds this is STILL not the worst Fanfiction I've ever read
Lauren said:
That was...very disturbing.
whatwolf said:
I'd be disturbed but I've been watching horror movies all day, so this was sort of like a break before I started "Hostel". I'll be disturbed about it later...
Teabag McQueen said:
I just found the other Pokemon stories this dude wrote, and I'm all for a preemptive strike. We need to find this guy and do whatever it takes...and I mean WHATEVER IT TAKES to keep him out of society.
yo yo yo said:
That was a quality read.
Spock-Strap said:
So, now we know:
Mixing American Psycho and Pokemon is a very bad idea.
We must storm to David Garret's home with our torches and pitchforks and end his terrible life before he rapes another poor innocent FFF reader's eyes.
Missy said:
I think I'm going to faint.
Zach T. said:
This equalled, but did not surpass the Dry Bones story in awfulness. And neither was quite as bad as a Chuck Palahniuk story known as "Guts".
All three, however, are truly awful and make me feel sick to my stomach.
Missy said:
I think I'm going to faint.
erm said:
Dear god, that was...
Words escape me. This David Garret fellow is a sick, perverse twisted fuck, who probably within the next ten years will be America's next serial killer.
The Flying V said:
What do you call sex with a plant/humanoid? Surely not beastiality, is it like floraliaty?
My other question....
where do we go from here? We have all, by reading this, reached a FF plateau.
But I have an idea, one word: SNUFF FILM, just sayin' we are almost there.
Esbat said:
This was far far ... BY FAR WORSE than anything I could imagine.
I remember repeating No, no... NO! 10 times while reading it. I damn near cried, seriously honestly on the verge of tears about what was happening to the pokemon. The way he kept reinforcing that the damn Gardevoir was programmed to not fight back.
It was even worse when it got to the part where the fungus and infection descriptions came into play.
David Garret hates women, alot. In my professional opinion, and holy hell yes this is what I have a degree in, this motherfucker needs to be evaluated before his self included fantasy spreads from a fanfic of a child based fantasy world into the real world.
Honestly, if he ever goes out... he's taking someone with him.
God help us all.
Jem said:
WHY? OH GOD, WHY?!
The Flying V said:
whoop SNUFF FILM is two words.
two very sexy words.
Atlas said:
*shrugged*
Believe it or don't, i had the questionable "pleasure" of having read far worse than this.
DO4M said:
Damn! My soul died a little bit after reading this. This needs a new term for it's wrongness, disturbingly bad, borderline evil which my mind cannot erase...
For some reason I want to play Pokémon again...
Euge said:
THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!!!
Whowhatwhere said:
I shouldn't of read the comments on this one first... Now I'm afraid of scrolling back up to read it... Y_Y This will not end well I'm sure but here I go...!
Seiya234 said:
Damn. This is officially the most scariest piece of shit I have ever read. What's really horrifying is that the author was probably getting off while writing this.
I don't think you can ever find an ff to top this one.
Snoodle said:
It sounds a bit like the author watched Ichi the Killer and Pokemon back to back and thought 'Goddamn. I need to write some torture porn, except I don't have much concept of anatomy. Hm. Oh well.' And then this happened. (How big is a Gardevoir anyway?)
Still! I applaud you for finally posting this and am sorry you had to go through finding and reading it.
...But the Dry Bones one still bothered me more.
Snoodle said:
@Atlas
Same, unfortunately...
Sitck said:
Holy sht. Kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Whowhatwhere said:
Oh.... god... why.... who....?
This man.... if you can even hope to describe him as such must be burned.... can such evil... be cleansed as such..?
Ugh... no amount of therapy will erase this horrid memory from my mind...
And why the squeal setting ending!? This abomination shouldn't of ever been produced! Much less leaving a set up for another one!
St3pp1nr4zz0r said:
Ha Ha! I wonder when the sequel is coming out
liquidhalcyon said:
I...I...wow.
The worst part is that the sociopath author clearly thinks that everyone is like that. Every character in the story is a horny, bloodlusted fool with no ability to control their own actions.
I'm terrified that this guy is a serial killer.
Nik said:
As scary as the author probably is, I'm more inclined to fear the people who read this, get off to it, and then in all seriousness praise the author for his skilled writings and encourage him to write more.
danny boy said:
I have looked into the abyss and I flinched. I need to go buy a gun.
blacklantern88 said:
Wow. That shit is just fucked up.
Not so Weee said:
Dear Holy Satan Shit!!!! That was... Crap...
N/A said:
OMFG! I HAVE TO PUKE
LukaBR said:
That was absolutely fantastic in every way.
deadbug said:
huh... just huh. Now that this has happened. What comes next? How can we top this? Such terror surely must exist elsewhere...
Doc said:
It actually doesn't surprise me that the author is like this.
I've found that anyone who has worked retail or frankly any job involving the public in general for any significant length of time (say a period of ten or more years) will have met and most likely worked with a number of people EXACTLY LIKE THIS AUTHOR.
My case may be exaggerated seeing as I live in Ohio and there seem to be far more crazies around here than normal.
Just imagine that.
An entire state where any time you visit a grocery store the odds are actually pretty good that you are within arms reach of a person who is imagining opening you up from end to end with a box cutter.
Enjoy that little image.
I have to go to work now.
Atlas said:
" Seiya234 said:
Damn. This is officially the most scariest piece of shit I have ever read. What's really horrifying is that the author was probably getting off while writing this.
I don't think you can ever find an ff to top this one.
Posted 07/03/2009 at 05:42:41 PM
"
You KNOW you're actually http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Asking_for_it right?
Also, that link there? Horribly NSFW . . It's more or less a wiki made by the combined power of *chans . .
Liz said:
My mind flew immediately to American Psycho while reading this. This, like American Psycho, has left me really queasy and freaked out, and impressed at the level of depravity the writer was able to concoct.
There are reasons that I chose not to become a forensic psychiatrist and changed majors...dealing with people like this was chief among them. If I couldn't hack a class on serial rapists, or reading something like this, it wasn't the field for me.
The Great A'Tuin said:
@Atlas
You f**king bastard.
McTool said:
Really? A little genital mutilation and bleeding is all we get? Sure, this is easily the most un-PC of any FFF so far, but there's much worse than this.
bobarobes said:
What kinda soap works well on the soul? Oh that's right beer and lots of it. I really need to pay better attention to warnings labels.
Sandro said:
I....I Think I'm going to hell.
I fell....like I just committed the ultimate sin...
Atlas said:
"
The Great A'Tuin said:
@Atlas
You f**king bastard.
Posted 07/03/2009 at 07:01:20 PM
"
*shrugged*
don't say i did not warn anybody.
also: don't self censor on my behalf.
candlejack said:
I want your children, OP. I mean, Rob.
The Great A'Tuin said:
Duke: So, men, what did we learn today?
Gung-Ho: Always trust Rob, and never ask any questions, or he will rape your mind so horribly you will never be able to feel joy ever again.
Duke: That's right! Remember, kids, knowing is half the battle! The other half is sending your friends horrible, horrible pictures until one of you commits suicide in utter shame!
All Joes(Except Snake-eyes): That's right!
mrsmiawallace said:
I lol'd at the tampon
The Great A'Tuin said:
@MrsMia
I laughed at "FUCK ME HARDER YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
Just... really needed something to laugh at.
The tampon bit also reminded me of the Twilight fic.
Gleeman said:
"pokevagina"
:|
The best thing was the author making himself a character, as soon as I saw that I knew it would be a wildly disturbed ride...thanks Rob, I haven't had a drink in 3 years, I might have to start again now...
Me said:
OMG!!!! WHF was that!? The disturbing part, and not only w/ this story but w/ any pokemon sex story is the sex part, since I cannot find anything mildly erotic in Pokemon and humans getting it on for it to be stories written about that...on the other hand...gee i'd be afraid to have this f**ker as my neighbor, i'd fear for my life...and my plant's life....and any poor unfortunate little animal or person that has the bad luck of meeting him in a dark alley.....may he rot in hell w/ all the other pervs....
D4rksh4d0wz said:
Dude that was sick...i even came!
...
next time don't add that shit...
Is not cool to listen about excrements as you corrupt a decaying body, you know....
or quotes like!
"FUCK ME HARDER YOU PEACE OF SHIT."
Peace?
WFT...
still pretty sexy!
sle said:
Too much human not enough gardevoir
Heenz said:
....this was pretty bad, I'll give you that.
But after you've read totally serious fanfiction about Brock convincing Onix to rape Ash because he won't sleep with him? This isn't so bad.
Church said:
"David's hands began to unbutton her blouse, revealing a polkadotted bra ..."
No, no, NO! "Pokedotted bra."
It's like he's not even trying.
nonChalant said:
You will find me shivering in a corner in the fetal position.
Then you will find me drinking away my memories in the basement.
Then i will be sleeping armed tonight knowing someone capable of writing this is in the world.
This might induce me to become an unintentional bulimic.
Looker_Chiaki said:
Before today, I thought the fic I read this in:
>Ash apparently was being wasted at the same moment, as both of them erupted at the same time. May slowed down as their juices were combining with one another inside of May's vagina.
...was the worst thing ever. HOW IN GOD'S NAME DID YOU FIND SOMETHING TO TOP "A DAY INSIDE MAY."
http://web.archive.org/web/20051125054737/www.serebiiforums.com/archive/index.php/t-63352.html
ninja6fett said:
Fuck...
I had to skim it, I just couldn't read it all
Fuck....
Kill it with fire...
Ham Boss said:
That was so fucked.... and hilarious.
Is it bad my dick is hard?
Kagoyasha said:
@ Zach T.: I agree about how awful "Guts" really is; nothing, absolutely NOTHING will ever scar me as much as that short little story did to me. Which is why this story didn't really affect me...
...until the last half or so. I'm going to spend my remaining waking hours trying to mentally block this story and the name David Garett from my memory.
AngieBatgirl said:
This is pretty bad for a fanfic. I def think the author was inspired by American Psycho (Think the movie is bad? In the book, he puts a tube w/ cheese in a girls vagina and then traps rats IN HER).
I've read worse in some novels. Survivor by JF Gonzalez stands out as a pretty bad one. Richard Laymon's sick too.
Jimmy said:
Its called The Aristocrats...
chiktek said:
Holy Jesus God.
What have I done to myself?
I agree. A line has been crossed. And it was a pretty thick line.
meganator said:
I think it's interesting how it seems to leave it open for a sequel.
Hairychap said:
Angiebatgirl so so true. I stood up to get off a bus when reading the rat tube chapter and had to sit back down and miss my stop as I felt so queasy.
As for this, I'm slightly more concerned about our aroused friends than the author. No no no, I'm lying - David Garrett, scariest man alive anyone?
Damien said:
My penis hurt just reading it.
Oh god.
Cannot be unseen.
Oh god.
jeffers said:
OH GOD! Gardevoir's one of my favourite pokemon and this guy pretty much murdered it for me.
Worst of all is that it's even managed to murder my faith in humanity.
T-cake said:
............Well.
sequel?
jwla said:
This was absolutely terrible!! I can't believe I actually read this. Rob was sooooo right!
That poor Gardevoir. I mean, we've seen some bad stuff here, but, screwing and beating a Pokémon nearly to death?! And taking that Master/Pokémon relationship for granted in a sick way.
The author of this is the most terrible person ever. As if Hitler, Mao and Stalin had a massive orgy with Satan, and all their sperm created on super-evil human being!! BAH!
Robo Ky said:
So all it takes for men to run into a serial rapists is one bad rain storm?
Seven said:
Jesus Horatio Christ with a side order of fries. What the fuck was that?
I think I have to go get remarkable drunk now.
squarepupilsherald said:
Fantastic! I wonder really what was going through this guy's head? I mean, was this meant to be erotic? Was he trying to vent his frustrations toward women? If so, why did the main character feel any guilt at all about his actions at all? Because he killed himself out of guilt, right?
Impressive Rob, most impressive.
sock_stealer said:
FINALLY! THE POKEMANS! Awesome! And honestly, not as bad as I expected. The amount of crazy in such a small space is impressive, too.
Now I need to find a way to use the word 'pokevagina' in conversation. That'll be a tough one.
College_Princess said:
oh. . . dear. . .
my brain hurts
I was going to suggest that we all get "I survived the most soul-killing FFF ever" shirts, but then i realized that none of us have truely survived. . .
@Kaitie: the baby elephant picture was like a band-aid for my soul, thank you
Gabbie18 said:
That does it. This fucked up fic outs out the disturbing Batman Spanking and the Star Wars fic from last week! Who the fuck writes this kind of sick shit?! This is like watching the "2 Girls 1 Cup" vomit fest! Now I need to clean my stomach and shower like 5 times after reading this! Ugh yuck!
Sitck said:
College_Princess, everyone needs a I Survived FFF shirt.
Mary said:
I make it a habit to read fucked up fanfic. I routinely laugh at the depraved, stupid things that people write.
I DID NOT LAUGH AT THIS.
Something broke in my brain. Pokemon will make me cry for the rest of my life.
NorthSteve said:
You know, I vaguely recall reading a fanfic where Ash somehow turned into a pikachu, then fucked HIS pikachu repeatedly. I can't remember the details, I think my mind has repressed them. But somehow, I doubt even MY mind will be able to keep this atrocity from bubbling up to my concious now and then from now 'till my death, constantly reminding me of our species' wrongdoings.
GOOD GOD I CAN'T UNREAD IT!
.....
...I never thought i'd read anything that made Bible Black seem SOFTCORE.
Fuck, I gotta go look at some lolcats or something. MY MIND!
Tonberry2k said:
*hides under his bed*
Danny said:
Shit. And I thought the Twilight one was bad.
Thank you, Topless Robot, for ruining my life.
Fentook said:
@ Zach T: Yea, after "Guts", even the worst FFF doesn't phase me outside of sick thrills.
This was nice and disturbing, though the end reminded me of Billy from Six Feet Under losing his mind and talking about the time he saw a ball sack split open at a party.
This is certainly as bad as Dry Bones, though the best FFF, entertainment wise, are the ridiculously poorly written ones. If you're pretty sure the story was written by an 11 year old with no clear sense of sexual anatomy, you usually have a much funnier story than the merely fucked up content.
Also, as disturbing as this was, I wish there was commentary as that really makes all the difference. Perhaps I should write a Poke-rape fic with a Dry bones squirtle with hilarious misspellings and childish euphemisms for sexual acts/organs.
Nice work, enjoy the vacation. It was as disturbing as you promised, but I'm looking forward to FFF of the more hilarious bent.
Chelsea said:
@Zach T, I LOVE "Guts"
This story is way more gross than Guts to me, because though the part where the guy chews through his own intestines makes me squirm in my seat every time, there wasn't any malice or sadism in that story. It was just sad and funny, and about the things that people do to themselves just innocently trying to get off.
This little story, however, was completely vile and hateful. Much, much worse.
Arkz said:
.... that that was horrible.... oh my god why
Marvel Man said:
Why?
Why did I read this?
WWWHHHYYY?!!!
numbchucks said:
this is the first fan fiction I ever read....traumatized would be a grave understatement....
Joey said:
FUCK...my soul hurts so bad. I can't even put it into words at how i loathe this author. I do not fear him though. And to everyone that said put his ass in jail, FUCK THAT. I say we take his sick ass down to texas and give him the death penalty. They will be glad to kill him. Or we could just take matters into our own hands, either or, he NEEDS to die!!
And everyone that said "pokeman" YOU are not true pokemon fans. Spell it right. But again, David Garrett has to die. I would gladly take a gun to his head, if only i could find him. Now if you will excuse me i have to go cry in a corner like everyone else who read this and felt their soul be eaten away...
Dorkus Malorkus said:
I had to stop halfway through. Next week maybe Babs Bunny and Fifi LeFume can pee on each other, or something, and it would be adorable and not traumatizing at all after this. I can't believe I just typed those words, but that's just the way it is.
BobynoftheBooks said:
That just...I...agh...oh gods there are not enough curses in the world to describe how violated my mind feels right now.
On a side note, this is my first FFF here. It can only get less mind-raping from here, right?
Right?
Turncoat said:
Psh, Agony In Pink is worse.
LoganTDaly said:
truly a sign that the Apocalypse is nigh. one worries about humanity as a whole while reading this, my first reaction is one of horror and disgust followed closely by curiosity. then its right back to disgust, terrible unforgettable disgust. my eyes cannot unsee, my mind cannot unimagine. i am literally shaking as i type this... god is dead. his almighty presence has not just left us, he has fled to the farthest portion of his creation where he is weeping. weeping and wondering how? how could he have let this unholy fiction exist? and i wonder with him. i feel like curling up in my sock drawer and crying for days. this story, this awful inhuman story has not only left me impotent, it has left me sterile. my hope for children is lost, and my heart glorifies god for that blessing. i am convinced that no child should come into a world where this exists, where this can spawn from some devil-human hybrid. because clearly this is not a purely human endeavor. this goes beyond us, beyond god, beyond existence itself. after reading this filth, this mind-blowing concoction of feces, sex and morbid brutality i have only one thing to say, one thing that i hope everyone listens to and takes into their hearts to keep and to cherish for the remainder of their days, something you will pass on to your posterity. . .
I LOVE TOPLESSROBOT!!!
LoganTDaly said:
still better than transformers 2, gotta give him that :)
DrPluton said:
Maybe one of the rules of owning a pokemon (much like the rules of owning a magwei (Gremlin) is that having sexual relations with one will turn one psychotic and nihilistic. I seriously hope so because I am keeping my genitalia safely away from little Japanese monsters.
Indie said:
I already commented, but I just have to add one thing...
Hours after reading this abomination, the cold shakes were finally starting to go away--unit I ran into a Pokemon banner on another site. When I saw "Gotta Catch 'Em All!" splashed across the page in bright, cheerful yellow letters, I almost screamed and threw up in the same moment.
Pokemon, a fixture and obsession of my childhood, is now officially dead to me. Pardon while I go cry myself into a shallow, nightmare-plagued sleep.
Carolyn said:
Am I the only one who expected something worse after all we've heard about this story?
chad said:
as much as i tried to get the evil thing out of my mind and beliving that david garret dserves some payment for unleashing that evil . violence is not the answere when a more fit punishiment is to track the person down and make him read this evil story spawn from a messed up mind over and over. that or remove every thing one could use to write a sequal to this evil thing.
Kai Hikari said:
So... I heard you like gardevoirs
Keen said:
I used to think that these fanfics were written by people just trying to one-up each other with the fucked up stuff ("Dude, I just wrote about Care Bears fisting!" and then "Dude, I can do way better, how about Transformers peeing on each other!") but this has destroyed any shred of belief I held of the inherent goodness in internet fanfiction writers (if such a thing ever actually existed). This is just awful. It has also affirmed that god does not exist, because a just god would not allow this sort of thing to come into existence. Thank you, Topless Robot, for destroying my faith in humanity and my faith in god in one fell swoop.
Hao said:
i will never sleep again >
Ace of Knaves said:
So this is my first comment. I've been reading this site since February and am going to start playing a more active part in the community now, and this seems like the best place to begin.
You warned us Rob, you did, and you warned us exactly the right amount, so thank you. I'd also like to thank you for actually posting the story, as the knowledge that you were holding back on us, even out of mercy, was diminishing the joy/horror of FFF.
That said, fuck. Fucking fuck fucker. Fuck. This had everything. Everything I could have imagined and much much more, all compounded on top of one another. I could write a book about this shit. People are up in arms over Antichrist? I've read what happens in that movie, and seeing it could not compare with simply reading this.
It is the abyss. We glanced at it, and it will glare back at us for weeks at the very least. We will walk down the street and feel as if we are being followed by a dark, elemental force. This transcends fan fiction. Even if we wanted to, it could not be comprehended.
I am extremely understanding when it comes to a person's sexual inclinations, and though this horrifies me as much as it does you all, I don't want David Garrett imprisoned or dead...probably. Although if you put him in front of me right now and gave me a loaded gun, I would probably take out the bullet and slowly jam it through his eye socket with my thumb.
Maybe the worst part is that he didn't use a pseudonym. Think about it, if this was written by "GoTtA_rApE_eM_aLl321" then all we'd know is that somewhere, someone wrote this. It would even be okay if his name was Lloyd Schlerenski. But David Garrett? Do you realize how fucking common that name is? Thousands of people are going to read this, and many of us will probably meet a David Garrett at some point. There goes that potential friendship.
*sigh.* The Goku and Anne Frank story was truly phenomenal, the best thing that's come out of this feature. I shared it with pretty much everyone I know and we all love it. But this? Shit, I have to carry this on my own. Thanks for letting me vent. Sweet dreams everyone.
M said:
I tried to expect worse and I failed.
I need to go get some mental floss to clean the jagged aching shards of my childhood out of my frontal lobe.
Saffer said:
I think it killed my brain.
Zak said:
ARE YOU COOL DUDE?!
I mean... just... what the fuck? David Garrett, you motherfucker - and I like how your happy ass was all check out my sweet masterpiece of literature and shit on there with the "fin." at the end.
But you know what - this is kinda why I love this site. That is some horrific, abysmal shit - and you Rob are brave enough to find it. I gotta give you credit for that. Someday when you're drooling and convulsing in a nurse home (sup, next year?) we'll still think fondly of you.
Tantrix said:
Man, I have been reading this.
Shit is fucked up, but fortunately I am a /b/tard, toughen up by fucked up pics(where do they get them anyway?), so I am not really shaken up.
I rather play Penumbra or Dead Space right now.
So...anyone up writing a Yuri-smut with Gardevoir?
The Great A'Tuin said:
@ Zak
"check out my sweet masterpiece of literature and shit" will be in the dust jacket description of my novel, and I will use it in interviews.
Kayla said:
I read this on my phone. OH MY GOD
I didn't want to read about this while going through emotional problems.
The Great A'Tuin said:
@Kayla
I'm sorry for your horrible mind rape.
Now...
Would you do anything for me?
Soph said:
I nearly swallowed my tongue with the horrified choking noise I made reading this.
There is not a enough alcohol in the world to rid me of the mental images.
mirror_shield said:
so i usually skip the FFF but i kept up enough to know the 'the legend of the pokeman FFF'. always figured i'd give it a whirl if/when you posted it.
and i read it, was horrified like everyone else, and then i re-read the intro. david garret. hmmm. i knew a kid in school called david garret. he was a weird dude, and this is coming from a weird dude.
i'm almost positive i remember where he lives. i may burn his house down. thanks for making me a criminal, FFF.
AlessaSL said:
Simultaneously personifies every single one of the most contemptible people I've ever met. I only hope the author intended this as a suicide plan and one last 'fuck you' to the world.
Kayla said:
Maybe it's the fact that I've been traumatized by FFF before, so I was *ahem* just grossed out by author raping and beating the holy fuck out of a Garde, pimp style, but it really got out of hand near the end. Yes, the "How does it look?" thing thru me off, and I laughed. Hilariousness did in fact, ensue.
But at the end, the biting off of the penis, the *teeth clench* twisting of the cervix (I never knew I could imagine so much pain. I think I felt sympathy pain, like when a dude sees another guy get junked.) and why is he splitting his cock? He was hitting up all the fetishes, I thought he was going to do the biforcated cock thing.
And why eat your testes? That was just plain old fucked up. Like "Hey guys, I ride the short bus and need to wear a helmet. I need to wear a cup too so I can't masturbate in class when my pants get too tight," kind of FUCKED UP.
akujaj said:
You want it? You got it... Toyota!
Pokevagina should be the name of a band.
dpwukich said:
Wow....I think you should retire FFF because that is the most horribleand disturbing thing I've ever read. Also: why does it need to be set in the Pokemon universe? The only thing that really puts it there is "pokevagina" and "leafy posterior."
Tristriam said:
Fan Fiction ruined my life about a month ago, so this one aimed straight at my soul. Gardevoir is also one of my favorite pokemon. I had one for the longest time. But... I traded it. TO A GUY NAMED DAVID. I kept thinking it was mine... *sobs*
tvtastegood said:
Oh jesus oh god what the hell was that?? I'm gonna have to drink a bathtub full of gin to forget that PEACE OF SHIT!!!
Lily412 said:
This was pretty bad, but it's nothing I need to recover from.
Quite terrible, though.
One of the creepiest things to me was the descriptions about how the Gardevoir became "broken". It was realistic enough to make me think the author's broken someone's will before.
WHAT THE FUCK FFF said:
Ripped out her cervix?! RIPPED OUT HER CERVIX?!!
what the hell is wrong with these fucked up, depraved individuals who write this absolutely fucked shit?!?!?!?!
POKEVAGINA?! WHAT THE FUCK
FuryOfFirestorm said:
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
That story was so sick and twisted, it would make Charles Manson and Osama Bin Laden cry while curled up in a fetal position.
I'm having my therapy sessions billed to you, David Garrett, you disgusting asshole!
Anonymous said:
This was pure horror, yes... but I don't think anything will ever beat the Hercules/Cloud hydrapenis-climbing-into-another-man's-anus monstrosity that was sporked on a Kingdom Hearts community once. It's disgusting and guro in parts while at the same time being bizzarely hilarious. You feel kinda bad for laughing at it.
Angry Gumball said:
Dibs on either "Gardevoir Infection" or "Joy's Cervyx" as a band name.
Anonymous said:
About halfway through the story I was like this isn't so bad. Then it was beginning of the end. I'm going to go cry in a corner.
ExecutorElassus said:
@Lucy: I'm touching myself inappropriately to a flash animation of various cartoon characters being gang-raped by various other cartoon characters, right now.
And by the way, how did an anime short of a girl in a playmate costume - who a year prior was clearly about seven years old - blowing up all sorts of shit after flying around in a giant rocket-powered phallus/carrot come out as some sort of wholesome balm to soothe us after this? Also.
Anyway, thanks Rob, for showing us what a true work of art is.
IisAwesomecakes said:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poopenshaft said:
I read this and then skimmed through the comments. I think some people are overreacting. It really was not that bad. Thanks for putting it up, it was funny in its own special way, but I was ultimately disappointed. I was expecting something far more grotesque. I saw someone say earlier that Agony in Pink was worse, and I think they're right. Then again, that one is rather hard to compete with. Oh well.
MurderByDeath said:
That story was AWWRIGHT.
Anonymous said:
I found his AFF page, should you want to CAPS LOCK at the author. I sure do.
http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/authors.php?no=1296864409
Sick fuck has more stories but...I don't hate myself, so I'm not gonna look.
Erwin said:
Hm, what about a Hellraiser/Pokemon "crossover"?
Pokenobites or Cenomons?
Can´t be that much worse!
Xenomorph said:
Now lets just draw the curtains on this harbinger of God's fiery wrath. Thank you and goodnight.
Xenomorph said:
Let us now draw the curtains on this harbinger of God's fiery wrath. Thank you and goodnight.
varrior said:
I think I want to find this guy and throw him in a pit of boiling oil. For his crimes to pokemon and to his fucking utterly depraved and OH MY GOD I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE
The WolfMan said:
Yup it was fucked up and pretty stupid.
The man has some issues.
POCKETS said:
Like a biblical prophet Rob stood in front of evil and warned us, trying with all his holy might to protect us from something truly damned. Human depravity prevailed however.
That was horrible, I was thinking about that all day, it was awful. I seriously felt as though I'd just read about an awful rape in the paper or something, it was to real, to without any kind or eroticism, and I can't help but imagine David Garret being pleased with his abortions inclusion here.
@Kaitie Thank you for the baby tiger pic, you were like a badly needed medic in the midst of a bloody battle
Briahlen said:
There is, in fact, a David Garret on Facebook
dun dun Dunnnn!
RenQuixote said:
first half, i was like... "hey, this is pretty horrible, but i'm cool."
...and then, my mouth popped open in horror, and ...
ffffffff-- i don't have the words. my... cervix hurts.
that was beyond horrible. AND I WAS WARNED, BUT I IGNORED IT! OH, HOW I LAMENT THE FOLLY OF CURIOSITY.
i need a support group and a fluffy animal RIGHT NOW.
&even with all that, i'd still read the sequel. i must be really fucked up. o_o
oh, and by the way, murderbydeath? you're put on my list next to david garret. /crawls off to a corner to vomit and cry, with "so i heard you liked Gardevoirs..." echoing in the shattered bits of my mind/
Manwards said:
I'll refrain from commenting on how utterly reprehensible this story is, because it would be redundant by this point. The reason I'm posting is to share an anecdote.
While out drinking with friends last night - one of whom is a huge Pokémon fan - I called up this page on an iPhone and read it aloud in its entirety. One friend laughed so hard he was almost sick, while the other - the Pokéfan - was merely almost sick. As for myself, by the end, my face and hands had gone numb, and I had to order a glass of vodka to help get over the shellshock.
Thanks so much for posting it!
Tantrix said:
You know, this story demands a continuation.
A story about Gardevoir getting a Happy End. I don't know how, just someone try to make this story up for the poor girl.
Bonus Points for cute yuri.
Anonymous said:
Wow...
That was so...bad...
Anonymous said:
This is excellent proof that there is most definitely no God.
Zann said:
I'm taking Rob's advice, I ain't reading this.....I have no desire to burn out my eyes with bleach. But from the few phrases I caught scrolling past on the way to the comments....Fuck you David Garret, I hope someone buries you alive in an Iron Maiden in the company of one thousand wasps, a tarantula and a nest of flesh eating ants.
Zann said:
I'm taking Rob's advice, I ain't reading this.....I have no desire to burn out my eyes with bleach. But from the few phrases I caught scrolling past on the way to the comments....Fuck you David Garret, I hope someone buries you alive in an Iron Maiden in the company of one thousand wasps, a tarantula and a nest of flesh eating ants.
amarygma said:
I joined AFF just to make sure that the reviews from THAT community thought this crossed the line too. They do.
Now, how can we get 4chan to just ruin this guy?
I'd like his mom to read this story. And any girl who considers dating him.
BoomstickMike said:
I read most of the story thinking "what was he talking about? This isn't as bad as some of the others. And it's definitely not as bad as 'Making Dry Bones'."
And then I got to the end.
And I threw up.
But I still think Dry Bones was just as bad.
easilydissolvedinwater said:
I almost threw up reading, twice!
Last time that happened, I was reading Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk, and there was a part where a kid was in a poll, jerking off sitting on the filter drain, and it pulled out his colon and intestines.
I don't know which is worse.
that guy said:
is it wrong that this gave me a boner
that guy said:
is it wrong that this gave me a boner
wanderfarer said:
As horrible as this was...
it still wasn't as traumatic as the notorious Harry Potter fic "Lucius Fucks Draco's Brain," which...well, did pretty much what it says on the tin.
Mount_Prion said:
"...The Aristocrats!"
Anna said:
I was asked to read this story by my fiance, a constant toplessrobot goer. Thanks to him, I had a nightmare involving this exact story, and so much more. Imagine having to witness this inhumane thing occurring right before my very eyes. And it doesn't end there. I was also witness to all the horrible things that DIDN'T appear in the story, like the months between the first trial and the Pokecenter. This man needs to die. He has ruined my sleeptime by filling it with nightmarish dreams. I shall never sleep fully again.
majorgeeky said:
His other stories appear to be just as horrifying. http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/authors.php?no=1296864409
mrsmiawallace said:
@the people posting links to his other stuff
I clicked, but couldn't actually bring myself to read the other ones. I'm scared and my cervix hurts.
Kurono-K said:
This got me to cringe. I can handle just about anything. Story, image, video, or otherwise. Again, it was more the mental aspect than the actual events depicted. This entire thing was horrible, but when the knife went in the urethra my brain died for a bit. Just like "This... What.....fuckkkkkkkk"
Lordy Rob. This met my expectations of what it would be.
Esbat said:
I demand closure for the Gardevoir! She can't be left all broken and scarred. Someone get Heartless Doll in on this.
Bruce said:
meh.
I was expecting worse to be honest.
Still.....definitely the best/worse FFF yet.
The gauntlet has been thrown down to all you aspiring FFF writers.
Might even have a go myself, judging by the standard of writing in the typical FFF I reckon I'd do a decent job. =D
What to write about though. Hmmmm. Wonder if Rob would accept a story about what really happens in the dungeons of Castle Bowser when he kidnaps Peach?
pokevagina said:
Wow. I've been reading Topless Robot for a ridiculong time, and never commented on anything. I think I may comment more regularly, now...
Yeah. Honestly, I'd say something about this, but reading it had made me tired. And surly. And wanting to hurt people. May nonexistent god help us all if I meet someone with this name... I don't have the gumption to read more of David's stories right now, but I think for sheer psychiatric evaluation alone, it might be necessary for SOMEONE to...
It's a shame shit like this can't get someone in serious trouble with the law. Cause this is basically society's problem, waiting to happen.
pokevagina said:
Okay. Okay. OKAY. I tried to read another one of his stories but had to stop at "Misty lay, covered in bruises, a thick chain wrapped around her neck. As Ash shut the door behind him, she started to scream. Ash smiled and started to scream with her, overwhelming her screams with his own, until she feel silent, shivering."
Seriously dudes, this guy is beyond fucking fucked in the head. If you wanted one of the definitions of insanity, you pretty much have it right there. Also, just before this Ash cuts his own hand and leaves a blood trail, not the first time he's shown signs of getting off to self mutilation. (Well, maybe it IS the first sign, this story is posted before the monstrosity we've all read, although one has to be terrified at the notion of what this guy thought of/wrote BEFORE actually having the nerve to post something online.)
It's too frustrating a read, because you KNOW this person is out there, alive, and that's really too much for anyone who doesn't own a firearm to know. FUH REALZ.
Brion said:
I saw this posted last Friday and decided to wait to read this after the weekend was over, in case it ruined my weekend.
Holy fuck, look at what we've done, We begged week after week for this and this is what we get.
I couldn't even read the whole thing! There's a special spot in Hell for this guy!
JOBSQUAD said:
WHO?!
WRITES?!!
THIS?!?!?!
SHIIIIIIIIIT?!?!?!?!?!1!!
Niki said:
This is truly killing me. I used to like pokecritters a little bit.
Bruce said:
Ok.
@Rob. I'll see your David and Gardevoir and I'll raise you
Brock and Vulpix
Do not blame me if you read this.
I'll leave you with this:
"Brock laughed heartily as he scooped up the adorable Pokemon, planting a kiss on its nose. But as the Vulpix turned in surprise to face its master, its delicate lips gently touched his. A silent communication of something primal and unspeakable seemed to rush through their eyes as they stared into one another. The spell was broken almost as soon as it started."
RenQuixote said:
Zach said:
Rob - If you keep trying to outdo yourself each week with these things, you're going to eventually read something you can't unread. Why not scale back next week, and just post some basic, everyday Silver Spoons frottage stories? You know, nothing too complicated.
Posted 07/11/2008 at 01:41:32 PM
KS said:
This isn't nearly as bad as Agony in Pink, which is not only just as serious and fucked up, but twice as detailed and twice as believable. Still, the next major evil dictator should make audiobooks of this stuff to use as torture.
Jarga the Hutt said:
I don’t know what all the fuss was about. That wasn’t really that bad. I have to say after all those months of talking about how bad it was, I was expecting so much more. Oh well, nothing ever lives to the hype. If you really want something that will make you loose faith in humanity, and its collective sexuality, google the words “sounding, porn” with safesearch off. And then never tell me about the results.
Nyx said:
I read the rest of his stuff. And laughed my way through all three stories. I'm not sure what that says about me.
also, pokevagina made me laugh out loud.
Gentz said:
WTF main? This dude has lost him mutha loving mind. I can't believe I was able to comment on this without swearing. But in all actuality some of it was hilarious in a very disturbing way.
Alice said:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
This really was a sick one. I nearly gave up when it got to "Fuck me, daddy."
ALMOST as bad as my personal worst-fic-I've-ever-read. Not quite, but almost. I'm not even directing anyone to my personal worst because it's 6 chapters long and will break you.
Zentdiam said:
Heh, now I am worried cause this did not even phase me at all. For all the hype I think this really was not that bad. I mean it would be real easy to make it much worse. I guarantee you could top this real easy. Thank whoever I do not have to go looking for it :P
Mrs.RoronoaZoro said:
I'm afraid I might start shitting bricks if I read more.
CrazyAznKT said:
I am scarred from reading this, the guy who wrote this is fucked up and needs to go into rehab. I'm pretty fucked up for reading the whole thing too I guess. >.>
Tofu said:
HAWT
Wonder Pigeon said:
OH MY EYES! OH MY BRAIN!!
I don't know why I keep reading FFF. It's not good for my mental health.
ori soldier said:
well... there goes my sex drive
frenchie said:
I'm not sure whether i should laugh or cry.
SEXYTRON said:
One word: POKEVAGINA
Wihft said:
That's all? :|
Asat said:
Sounds like this qualifies as the September 11 of fanfics. It isn't the worst ever, but opened a lot of eyes to a level of extremism that actually isn't all that rare outside your own back yard. Consider yourself sadder but wiser.
I have to hope that after this, no one who rooted to see it reprinted ever again thinks of Pandora's Box as just some quaint Greek anecdote. Sometimes when people say "NO" they're actually trying to do you a favor.
Bosque said:
DAVID sent out GARDEVOIR
GARDEVOIR is out of PP
GARDEVOIR uses STRUGGLE
It's not very effective...
DAVID is confused
DAVID uses RAPE
It hit CHILDHOOD in it's confusion
It's super effective!
AAGHHWLECH! AAAAAAAHAAHHH! WHY!
breezy said:
MY EYES SDFSDFSDF
CANNOT UNSEE
WTH IS THIS AGHHH
Bobby Mugabe said:
HA HA HA !!!! Very good sir! That was almost one of the most disturbing things I ever read however; first hand accounts of genocide always take the cake. And of course nothing beats 120 days of Sodom directed by Pasolini for incredibly disturbing images.
Seriously now I can sleep soundly.
Kobalt said:
how do you have sex with a Pokemon? A Grass type no less
AngieBatgirl said:
Wow. Agony in Pink is way worse. Holy fuck. Who ARE these people? Even more disturbing are the people who get off on it. Yikes.
Anyone have a basket full of fuzzy kittens I can borrow? I need kitten cuddles, stat
PixelPirate said:
That actually made my day better, thank you David Garrett.
Please make more like this, and don't be shy, i'm sure we can handle it.
Jay said:
Dear lord... what the /fuck/ was going through this person's mind when he wrote this? For real? This has got to be one of the most ridiculous, awful adult fanfiction that I've ever laid my eyes upon.
Liana said:
Then the agent looked toward David Garrett and asked "So what do you call this act?" David replied with "The Aristocrats!"
Nando said:
I just realized something. Gardevoir is Psychic type, which means two things:
One, it could have mind raped David Garrett and protected itself.
Two, David Garrett writes this stuff without even knowing what he's doing, since he thinks Gardy's a Grass type...
Nameless Noob said:
borinnngggg
klayman2257 said:
that was discusting and perverted on every level. WTF IS WRONG WTIH THERE PEOPLE!?!?!?! RAPING POKÉMON?!?!
Zeonik Freak said:
Huh, watch this be turned into a porn flick.
Nurse Joy is "constantly horny" and "hasnt had a man in years". Yep, this is porn material right there.
Just rewrite it since the author doesnt want to put 100 precent into this POS. If your going to write crap like this, at least do it right.I didnt understand who was banging who half the time, the story just went everywhere. I guess in the end, it doesnt matter.
The best part is when everyone dies, as soon as Nurse Joy dad came in, i just skimmed ahead, i knew where that was going.
klayman2257 said:
Still perverted. Probably gonna become some hentai porn flick. WTF??!! Seriously f***ed up.
klayman2257 said:
STOP COMMENTING ON THIS CRAP PEOPLE! ITS TOO F***** UP! AND PERVERTED!
klayman2257 said:
THANK THE LORD EVERYBODY DIES IN THE END!!! still, BURN IT TO THE FUCKIN GROUND!!!
klayman2257 said:
4th comment in a row. why? BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS PERVERTED SHIT
klayman2257 said:
i dont get why this guy thought gardevoir was a grass type. really shes a psychic type.
klayman2257 said:
)^° thats gotta fuckin hurt.
Anonymous said:
i want there to be a tee shirt that says "I survived The Pokemon Fanfic"; will someone please design it? make sure the 'The' is capitalized.
Anonymous said:
Is it strange that I only found this story slightly disturbing, and even then less disturbing and more of just a few WTF moments. Primarily when he eats and smothers himself in shit, gets hard off beating people, licks up Nurse Joy's period blood and most strongly when he cuts off and eats his own testicles, but really I didn't find it all that bad (Not to say that it was good in any way). I think that it was as is given by the genre 'Fiction' and so my mind is able to bypass any sort of morality that would normally exist there. Well that plus too much /b/.
Pokemon Master said:
Dude This was disgusting, cauz Gardevoir is one of my favourite pokemon.
Chase Braun said:
...HOLY MOTHER F***KING SH*T!!!!!!Wha-...what compelled you to right this????I mean...FUCK!Who fucks a pokemon than licks shit and blood off the pokemons chest that went from its ass to davids dick...and then the end when he pretty much cuts his dick in half, rips off his nuts AND EATS THEM???? The fraction of my soul left is gone now and i now here gardevoir climaxing in my head. Thanks. I...I--words cant describe this. I need to crawl into a corner in the fetal position,crying and throwing up now.
Also:
PLEASE BURN THIS STORY AND AUTHOR IN HELL,FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Strataverius769 said:
OH MY GOD...
CAN NOT BE UNSEEN
SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE WRATH!
Oh and by the way...
1. Who the hell is sick enough to write this - hell, even think of this crap!? "Horrifying" is a definite misnomer.
2. Pokemon aren't stupid. Gardevoir, of all the freaking pokemon in the world, is not that stupid.
3. THIS IS DISTURBING PIECE OF CRAP!
4. THIS IS DISTURBING!
5. REALLY DISTURBING!
6. THIS GUY DESERVES TO BURN AND ROT IN HECK!
7. BURN! BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. DO NOT READ THIS FAN FICTION!!!!!!!
9. Gardevoir is a cool pokemon. I can't believe I read this.
10. DON'T READ THIS!
McDude said:
Stop hating him, he's just writing a story. There's nothign wrong with that no matter how depraved the story is.
cee-jay said:
holii fukk shit...wat the fukk wus that omg that dvid garret guy needs sum serious mental help how the hell can u rite sumtin like that wat the fukk im friggin scarred for life
Lanale said:
You know, I've seen an unfortunate amount of guro in my life.
But this. I was just gaping at this. I skipped parts just because. What the fuck.
I feel unclean. I think I cried a little.
Canalan said:
Long time lurker, first time poster. This... was not as bad in theory as Goof Troop... but still: GAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! YABBA MY ICING!!! GOD HELP ME!!! *bangs head on keyboard*... Sorry, but it accurately sums up what I thought when my brain started working again. I should have lisened to him... I need my cat.
Nay said:
Fuck.
Velma said:
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD I AM NAUSEOUS FOR REAL, I HAD TO LOOK AWAY, OH GOOOOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDD!
the choclate goddess of metal said:
I dont know what to say. I think something in me has just died. damn you Rob damn your eyes!
Chibimeeko said:
This is just not okay. On any level. And not funny in the slightest. I don't feel comfortable with this person walking the streets. And really, I'm too mindfucked to say more than that.
Jeff said:
WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?!
Lulz said:
Jesus fucking Christ, my eyes.
Lolwut said:
Is there some reason he looks like Voldemort on his FB? D:
Evanjiline said:
OMG! That is soooo inapropriate! Who wrote this story?! Are they even aloud to write this stuff on the internet?! Whoever wrote this is probably a pervert!
Anonymous said:
Noooo, ya think so?
wtfshae said:
god damnit, that was hot.
Anonymous said:
Haha, Pokevagina did it for me. This is hilarious, anyone disturbed by this hasn't lurked the internet enough.
hellstriker said:
appearantly david motherfucker garrett has its own site http://www.davidgarrett.org.nz/ not sure if its him, i hope not, i hope he got eaten by cannibals, DAVID IF U SEE THIS MESSAGE: FUCK YOU, FUCK UR WHOLE FAMILY, FUCK UR JOB, FUCK UR HOUSE, FUCK EVERYONE YOU LOVE, YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH, FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOU
SymonZ said:
OMG! thats it man no more internet for me ..... ever:(
Orgasm said:
I fucking came so hard.
David G. said:
I'm glad you all like it.
RCJester said:
what an amazing story, perfect grammar and all
I really liked it, why is everyone so scared? your neighbor can be a killer or rapist and maybe you'll never know, David G. is a human as all of us, he wrote this story, of course it contains disturbing things to most of the people (not for me)
but that doesn´t make him a bad person or mentally ill or whatever, now I don't aprove rape but since it's just a story it's ok, and it's just that a story nothing more, don't be a bunch of pussies and admit it, you liked it, it doesn't turn on anybody (not me at least) but for some reason I liked it
well that's all, don't lose your time replying to this I've found this web for merely luck see ya folks!
rt82 said:
Oh Jesus fucking christ i think my fucking eyes are burning!!!!!!
why god why?!
WTF said:
whoever wrote this. GET HELP IMMEDIATELY.
Jesus said:
I just came in my pants.
lol said:
Actually, I enjoyed it.
Sat through the whole thing.
My stomach is just really stronged.
Because I have imagined fetuses being eaten by tapeworms in a mother's stomach.
... said:
THAT'S AWESOME MAN!!! KEEP THIS UP!
I will definitly make a "Pokevagina" fan art XD
we3 said:
I can't look at pokemons as "cute" anymore :(
All i'll imagine is "pokevagina" NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Wayfarer said:
Okay, this is how it went for me. Today was my first day finding about this website. I did some digging around and carefully read Rob's warning, and although curiousity had an epic fight with advice, curiosity won. As I sat alone, in the darkest hours in my room on my laptop, I was stuck with this huge ass grin on my face, cause of course I thought I had desensitized to the internet's horrible contents. I read the contents of the first section, and so far was going good. I honestly thought Rob was over hyping it until I noticed he broke up the part of the story to once again, warn me that it's best to GTFO before it took a toll on my mind. That was where it went horribly downhill from there.
As I unwarily read on, I felt my cheeky smirk slowly fade away from my face as my mind rode the traintracks that came from Happytown into the undiscovered sections of Whatthefuckery. From the blatant and nonsensical attacks on such a poor pokemon, I was ensnared in a moment where I couldn't decide if the author of this fan fiction was TRYING to rip my mind a new one, or decided to vent all his uncannily fucked up fantasies in hopes to find someone who has the same mindset he has. One could even wonder (or not) what was going through his mind during the creation of this sick paradise of rape, torture, bludgeoning, and distasteful descriptions of genital mutilation/infection. The only true time where my mind was at partial rest was the event when "All three parties bled to death." but then again, my psychological rollercoaster went to a cliffhanger when Misty and her poor pokemon perfectly set up grounds for yet another sequel...
Here I am, 1:30 AM in the morning, running on my 4th cup of coffee trying to erase these unwanted images from my poor mind, and certainly I do not wish to go to bed with these thoughts in my dreams. This person hasn't justnot crossed
Wayfarer said:
Okay, this is how it went for me. Today was my first day finding about this website. I did some digging around and carefully read Rob's warning, and although curiousity had an epic fight with advice, curiosity won. As I sat alone, in the darkest hours in my room on my laptop, I was stuck with this huge ass grin on my face, cause of course I thought I had desensitized to the internet's horrible contents. I read the contents of the first section, and so far was going good. I honestly thought Rob was over hyping it until I noticed he broke up the part of the story to once again, warn me that it's best to GTFO before it took a toll on my mind. That was where it went horribly downhill from there.
As I unwarily read on, I felt my cheeky smirk slowly fade away from my face as my mind rode the traintracks that came from Happytown into the undiscovered sections of Whatthefuckery. From the blatant and nonsensical attacks on such a poor pokemon, I was ensnared in a moment where I couldn't decide if the author of this fan fiction was TRYING to rip my mind a new one, or decided to vent all his uncannily fucked up fantasies in hopes to find someone who has the same mindset he has. One could even wonder (or not) what was going through his mind during the creation of this sick paradise of rape, torture, bludgeoning, and distasteful descriptions of genital mutilation/infection. The only true time where my mind was at partial rest was the event when "All three parties bled to death." but then again, my psychological rollercoaster went to a cliffhanger when Misty and her poor pokemon perfectly set up grounds for yet another sequel...
Here I am, 1:30 AM in the morning, running on my 4th cup of coffee trying to erase these unwanted images from my poor mind, and certainly I do not wish to go to bed with these thoughts in my dreams. This person hasn't just crossed the line, but has crossed it once, ran around the world and crossed it a second time, then draws additional lines and proceeds to jump across them in a traditional hopscotch manner like child's play. Like someone said earlier, this could only be surpassed if someone had created a flash animation of this fan fiction in all seriousness in vice detail. Thank you Rob for allowing me to read this, and thank you, David in making one of the biggest mindfucks I've read so far in my entire life. There is no telling how many moral barriers you have penetrated with this abomination. I will surely spend 3 more days mentally purging this experience from my brain.
JG said:
Thanks to this fic, I have stood on the precipice and gazed into the abyss. And the abyss has gazed back into my very soul.
General_Gee_Wiz said:
Oh lord in Hell, why did you emerge today? I thought that nothing would be worse than creating a dry bones, but really?!? I'd ask Whose Responsible This, but the fact that everyone knows who did this makes everything worse. Why is he still alive? Anyway, this is making me go an hero now. Goodbye world. You aren't a kind one.
Nymous said:
The entire fic felt like it was rushing to the sick parts, was only enough to raise an eyebrow at. Whoever this guy is, he doesnt seemed really that experienced in writing this kind of stuff up
Mark said:
Goodbye, eating and sleeping ever again... hello fetal position.
Zoe said:
What
the
hell
was
that?!
Some things are disturbing, but okay to write about in the sense that you know someone somewhere is getting off on it.
But I would rank this up there with kiddie porn and possibly those Crush fetish films where the women in high heels smooshed the little animals.
Get this guy some pills or something, jesus christ almighty. OoO
Alex said:
I have stared into the deepest darkest pit of the human psyche. I've prepared for this my whole life. But I had no idea, just how depraved and horrific it would be. The cruelest acts of sadism ever typed were in the name of comedy, to appeal to the dark masses. This writer, this David Garrett is beyond redemption, he is the darkness in our souls manifest. A man of such great evil, of such malevolence, I felt my brain twist and snap under the horrors this "fan-fiction" brought upon me. I no longer feel. I am no longer myself. I was warned it would destroy me. Why didn't I listen? This was my second time on this website, and I had no idea the abyss I would be draged to. There is no God, no great redemption, no climax, no resolution. Only pain. And here it is. Child porn would be less disturbing, Battle Royale is less disturbing. This is my loss of innocence.
Why?
Aman12 said:
Lol, Nice This was so funny it`s a pokemon it`s fiction (FAKE!) Lol i can`t stop laughing! FAKE FAKE FAKE LOL..... Ha Ha!
The Fright Knight said:
At first I was a little turned on, but after a little while I began feeling sick, I ended up vomiting in my toilet!
Now guys, this is coming from a man who can, HAS watched 2 girls 1 cup twice, the second time with chocolate ice cream and not puke, but after reading this, this is like one bigass spin on beastiality, I'm a furry, we don't usually do that shit, and honestly I prefer Renamon over any damn pokemon, but either way, That is sick and wrong and basically like one large insult to the Furry Fandom, now if you'll excuse me, I must to vomit- again.
The Horified Dude said:
Now I think I should have obeyed the warnings...there are no words to describe such horrifying scenerio I mean only a sick minded person would take his time to write this...this..perverted,sadist kind of story...at the begining it was ok but later on I couldnt find any sence of human behavior but animal ones....I cant write more im leaving this site...FOR GOOD!
Tyquinze said:
I cannot comprehend who would wright this...
THE IMAGES....
HELP ME!
So...Cold... said:
I can't believe it. I feel so cold after reading this. So cold...So numb...I'm slowly going insane. I can't stop laughing, laughing at how stupid I was, believing that there was 'humanity' I praise myself for believing that there is no god. If god was real, he'll never permit this. Never. Thank you David. Thank you for writing something that cannot let me be horrified of anything else every again. Thank you for writing something that won't allow me to be scared ever again. I'm shivering, feeling sick. My mind is blown. Nothing, nothing on Earth can surpass this. The best, and worst fanfic ever.
Sheldon said:
WHAT THE HELL IN THE NAME OF GOD!!!!
I have never read something so messd up what is worng with that guy I will be confused if he is sane :-o:-o
Anon said:
Uh guys, I don't feel cold or horrible or anything. My mind isn't blown and neither is my cock. That story effectively meant nothing to me. Is that bad?
Also anon replied to Anon:
Yes.
Anonymous said:
it hurts...it hurts...it hurts...it hurts
it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts
it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts
it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts
J.J. said:
Ya im horny, I think I'll go f*ck a plant. Or better yet, a plant POKE'MON.
Victreebel, you would do anything for me, right?
Almanac said:
One word.
"Pokevagina"
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John Doe said:
this isn't all that bad compared to the shit you can dig up on the internet.
Trust me :/
Becca said:
this person, has some how combined all the socially uneceptable fetishes of the modern world & put them in to a kids cartoon show! 0_0 this is disapointing, People can only handle one creepy fetish at a time, I no longer feel safe wareing Pokemon merchandise, if thats what this guy is into.
Pedobear said:
This is awesome, I lol'd over and over. I demand moar from this man. But, I would like some more little girls please.
Toastspaz said:
What. The. Hell.
I think I am now in actual physical pain from this story. This is 100x worse than the twisted rape stories my ex writes.
Mind Bleach.
Lucifel said:
Since no one commented this before, I think it's relevant:
I came.
Sick_Fuck said:
i don't see why people get sick over this. i actually got an erection. good stuff.
Kevin said:
Vile. Absolutely vile. Even Lars Von Trier would be like "What the fuck?" if he read this. I only skimmed it, but it was enough. I need to smoke a whole bunch of weed to erase this shit form my memory banks. I really thought I could handle it, but my god, it's like the lunatic ramblings of a 16 year old boy who was sexually abused by a clown, everyday form the age of 8, while non-stop reels of David Cronenberg films played on projection screens covering all four walls and the ceiling.
I want to die. Please, I have no reason to live if this person actually exists.
Kevin replied to Kevin:
and he's taken my ability to use the correct word when I mean "from"
Ward said:
If you are religious, then you understand that Hell is worse than anything you could possibly imagine with your mortal mind. That being said, if Hell is worse than what was written above, I think I just became much more devout.
??? said:
You people are a bunch of goddamn pussies. get a brain morans
Person said:
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Robin said:
I think I'm in shock...as though Lucius Malfoy has just drilled a hole in my skull and fucked my brain.
This, I think, amounts to the written version of two girls one cup... but worse.
God forgive the mind diseased which wrote this.
Rio Mcnab said:
at night the boogieman checks his wardrobe for chuck norris, at night chuck norris checks his wardrobe for this guy......
Hathis said:
I know I've gotten here a few months late, but I still feel the need to say: I have to go puke now.
