I don't even have the words to describe how fucked we are. This is a video of HAL -- the hybrid assisted limb system, which increases its wearer's strength up to 10 times. Check out these stats from H+ magazine:
The HAL (Hybrid Assistive Limb) suit works by detecting faint bioelectrical signals using pads placed on specific areas of the body. The pads move the HAL suit accordingly. The Cyberdyne website explains: "When a person attempts to move, nerve signals are sent from the brain to the muscles via motoneuron, moving the musculoskeletal system as a consequence. At this moment, very weak biosignals can be detected on the surface of the skin. HAL catches these signals through a sensor attached on the skin of the wearer. Based on the signals obtained, the power unit is controlled to wearer's daily activities."Okay, first of all, they've named this thing after cinema's most murderous computer. Second of all -- and I swear to god I'm not making this up -- this thing is being made by a Japanese tech company that calls itself Cyberdyne. Really. FUCKING CYBERDYNE. IS MAKING IMMENSELY STRONG EXOSKELETONS. IN JAPAN. NAMED HAL.
In related news, there's is no reason of earth not to get drunk out of your goddamn mind tonight. Because tomorrow, these things could be tearing us apart like fresh bread. Thanks to Chris McQ for the tip.
Comments
OnanRulz said:
Combined with that rhino beetle-tank thing from Japan, we are this much closer to the Ghost in the Shell future. Which I am totally ok with.
Posted 07/13/2009 at 04:29:10 PM
Korinthian said:
Good thing too, all that muscle could be used to carry a battery big enough to power the exoskeleton for more than ten minutes at a time.
Posted 07/13/2009 at 04:35:15 PM
EVula said:
We're gonna get fucked harder than a drunken prom date.
HAL? Cyberdyne? Seriously, Japan, I realized the US may have vaporized a couple of your cities (our bad on that), but does that really justify the eventual enslavement of the entire species?
Posted 07/13/2009 at 04:39:17 PM
NeverPlayedWOW said:
It'll be the perfect weapon against the machines :3
Posted 07/13/2009 at 04:46:24 PM
Geoff said:
Didn't these people do ANY research on the name? Or was HAL named something else in Japan because the abbreviation was different?
Posted 07/13/2009 at 04:58:22 PM
Thatcher said:
I wonder what would happen if you cranked that shit to 11?
Posted 07/13/2009 at 05:04:33 PM
Bookfisher said:
Now all we need is test person named Dave.
"Why are you hitting youself Dave, why"
By the way this is the only way zombies can as fast and strong as in the newer movies
Posted 07/13/2009 at 05:11:55 PM
tvtastegood said:
Well it's over... We aren't gonna live to see an avengers movie. Between this, the gundam and the fact that North Korea has nuclear assualt capabillites and is run by a man who is terminally ill, we are fucked. I was ready for zombies and the chance of a serious global pandemic (ie the stand) but I haven't penned my plan for a robot invasion.
Posted 07/13/2009 at 05:25:02 PM
EVula said:
Holy shit, I don't want to think about someone wearing one of these things and then turning into a zombie. I'm never going to sleep ever again now.
Posted 07/13/2009 at 05:25:23 PM
Brandon Mendelson said:
The other day I was asking about why no one has taken the initiative to be Batman. Now we're one step closer ...
Posted 07/13/2009 at 05:27:07 PM
willroy said:
Seriously that inventor is EVIL. just listen to him. he can barely contain him himself. You know there's going to be about a million retarded Star Wars fans cutting off their own hands just to get a cybernetic replacement from this guy.
i could also see a conspiracy here. either the inventor is already an alien or the goal is to get everyone in one of these things then remotely control them as slaves! CALLED IT!
Posted 07/13/2009 at 05:30:43 PM
JimmyZappa said:
And apparently it has the power to auto-teabag as evidenced at 1:44.
Posted 07/13/2009 at 05:42:16 PM
Mechabeast said:
My God, he's more machine than man!
Honestly, this seems like a very sensible invention from japan. If japan was in its usual state, they would've made this to fit dogs cats and those racoons with the huge testies before humans
Posted 07/13/2009 at 05:44:33 PM
Jeff Z said:
Yeah, this is exactly the control system interface you use for a giant mecha; you wear it like a suit, it moves when you move. You could probably power the whole thing with a nuclear thermoelectric cell like the ones on the Voyager, Galileo and Cassini probes.
The only reason we don't have small, powerful batteries that could power that thing for literally *years* is that we don't want people walking around with plutonium on their backs. Which is a very, very good reason, really.
Posted 07/13/2009 at 05:45:31 PM
JetfiremusPrime said:
FUCK.
Well, looks like we're going to have to rally up a resistance for the inveitible birth of Skynet.
ROB, YOU MUST LEAD US TO SALVATION!!
Posted 07/13/2009 at 06:02:38 PM
cyborg0069 said:
i am giddie with school girl joy . ohhh the possibilities . i think i might look at diffferent comic books to catalougue which future i want .
Posted 07/13/2009 at 06:09:30 PM
longbowhunter said:
Heres the thing...the head of this company really is evil. He admits that he got into robotics because of the movies,and the name of his company is NOT a coincidence. He really and truly does want to make a Terminator/HAL/Johnny-5/WALL-E with rape attachments/Cylon really for real robot...and he will. All it takes is for these fuckers to get a DOD contract and then we're all living in The Matrix....
Posted 07/13/2009 at 06:32:18 PM
Capsulesn'Coffee said:
Glad to see I'm not the only one stunned by the terrifyingly ominous acronym assigned to this soon to be self aware piece of hardware.
Posted 07/13/2009 at 06:38:53 PM
Bill said:
So, who is going to make the Iron Man armor to wear so they can fight the mech-wearing zombies and save us all?!?
Posted 07/13/2009 at 07:59:10 PM
TK8103 said:
Not to amp up he paranoia or anything, but England already has a military computer/satellite system called Skynet....
Posted 07/13/2009 at 08:28:53 PM
Netfuse said:
Seriously... I'm thinking RoboCop... Who wouldn't want to come back as robocop???
Posted 07/13/2009 at 10:18:05 PM
Netfuse said:
CLEARLY the united states is already ahead of them, yes its not covered with the shiny japanimation plastic they have, but look at the end result products and what they claim it can do already. It can do its own thing if you step out of it... We got this covered we'll be alright.
Posted 07/13/2009 at 10:26:45 PM
varrior said:
"I am ashamed that there isn't one "I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords" post in this whole batch! "
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.
Posted 07/13/2009 at 11:21:32 PM
willroy said:
I just finished watching Iron Man with my dad and i couldn't help but notice some similarities between this story and the iron man suits.
I'm just gonna put it out there and say that this could be the coolest thing ever! We may get all sorts of people in these things working in contruction and the military. Crazy but still cool.
Then imagine the entertainment values from this. Sports would change altogether! Strong man competitions, football, olympics, wrestling and boxing. Like battlebots but with people getting seriously injured. I could see it in about 30 years or so. Just enough time to put on some muscles, grow a mustache, and get me a coupla metal whips like Mickey Rourke.
Posted 07/13/2009 at 11:59:25 PM
Kramis said:
Side note. Look on the website where it says access at the top of the page. Look at the symbol. Anyone recognize it?
I think someone is pulling one giant nerd prank.
Posted 07/14/2009 at 02:05:48 AM
Andolini said:
Well, until someone makes this suit fully automated, so it will not need a human to move, interact, destroy, kill, I'm not scared. But, we know that the japanese love to make robots, that can pretty much live without us... maybe we ARE f*cked.
On the other hand: for getting a suit like this, in the future, cutting down one of your arms won't be enough. You will also need to rob a bank! (Hmm... it is not a bad idea...)
So in the end... I welcome our new robot overlords, may they rule be long and most entertaining :)
Posted 07/14/2009 at 04:48:32 AM
Asat said:
I think we're okay up until the day Sankai declares himself "bio-vizier". By then you'd better have your suicide pill handy.
Posted 07/14/2009 at 08:12:16 AM
Anonymous said:
This is why I don't usually read the news whilst on vacation. I should listen to the little voice in the back of my mind telling me to stay away from computers, and I should ignore the one that tells me to stay connected. Damn it.
Posted 07/14/2009 at 08:30:43 AM
Stonecrow said:
That thing, plus chobham armor plates, plus a minigun or two and you've got yourself a handy little mech. Now all we need is a compact and STRONG powersource.
Posted 07/14/2009 at 09:18:15 AM
WEKS said:
Japan, Cyberdyne, Exoskeleton, HAL. Really, those are are four word you don't want to have in the same sentence.
Posted 07/14/2009 at 12:03:31 PM
LS Ramos said:
I'm actually really surprised that this is news to anyone, the video is already two years old.
As I recall, the physical therapist did not manage to carry the patient up the mountain and they have since mass produced the exoskeleton and it is available for rental. Honestly, the concept behind it is basically G-Gundam, I'm already saving my pennies to rent it.
Posted 07/14/2009 at 01:21:24 PM
maachubo said:
Yes, but can it make my morning coffee?
ps I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.
Posted 07/14/2009 at 02:05:44 PM
cynthia said:
I think this is a great step forward!! just image how this will help people who may be disabled and for the elderly.
Sure we're all going to die, but it appears we can make that process very exciting to say the least!! I don't think its fun to grow old and become physically static, especially if our mind is extremely active.
Posted 07/15/2009 at 02:01:02 AM
GreyFox 00 said:
neat. but a U.S. company has been working on something like that already.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ4J69EEpu4
so were not gonna die. it'll just Guyver vs. master chief the ultimate showdown.
Posted 07/15/2009 at 06:52:35 PM
Yakub Shabazz said:
"Sometimes...it moves BEFORE the human's muscle does!"
Uh oh.
Posted 07/15/2009 at 07:00:21 PM
Da Bearon said:
My first thought was powered armor from the Starship Troopers novel.
Guess I'm showing my age, eh?
Posted 07/16/2009 at 01:17:18 AM






