Why is he climbing a mountain? He wants hug the mountain, to envelop that mountain, he wants to OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I love you
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why climb a mountain? why else? he wants to make love to the mountain
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BTW - those aren't the Rockies but the Sierras. That is Yosemite Valley and the mountain is El Capitan.
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I like Shatner best when he's doing anything other than being Kirk or making commercials.
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"And the climb...is going where no man has gone before." I got chills at that part.
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Oh to be that mountain. What? Shut up. I would totally have sex with 78 year old Shat Man, he is some sort of genius. The fact that he ACTUALLY SAID all of these things on that DVD is just brilliant. I've been watching this thing for a week now and it hasn't gotten old yet.
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I am in love with his rad high-tops!
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I have successfully fucked my first mountain this morning. Why? Because it was there and it was screaming out for love. I cheated death once more and had a great time spreading my DNA all over White Face mountain! Now it's called "Whitface" for a reason.
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How about this? Every time I watch it, I giggle uncontrollably like a little school girl... The Picard Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6zuAZPJETk
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And a song becomes stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Cheers!
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Yes. Just yes.
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William Shatner: 1 Nature: 0
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I wish I was a mountain. Shatner is a god.
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Whenever I drive through the rockies I will forever think of 70 year old William Shatner having sex with a mountain. Thanks, you bastards. Also, if this is from ST V's collector's edition, he must have been on a perpetual drug trip.
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That is the most gloriously entertaining, awesome, awful thing I've seen in a while! Gods praise Shatner!
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Aaron said: Next time I'm driving through the Rockies, I'm going to fuck the mountain. @Aaron: Take a number and get in line. I've already started practicing in the parking ramps in my city!
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Next time I'm driving through the Rockies, I'm going to fuck the mountain.
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Don't go home yet... until you cover the Swedish worker who was ATTACKED BY A ROBOT. http://www.thelocal.se/19120.html
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have any of you actually seen the peice of film this mash-up comes from? It's included on the Star Trek V collector's edition. Shatner rambles on and on, each sentence more inane than the next about philosophy and his thoughts on God . . . most of which are totally post-modern.
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The last time Shatner banged a mountain, he fucked it so hard, it formed the Grand Canyon.
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@GUMBERCULES!: What's wrong with that?
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I consider this canon, for both Shatner and Kirk.
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The Shat is the shat! Long live Capt Kirk! Denny Crane!
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Yeah, I saw this a week ago. I absolutely love this. Whoever made it is a genius. This is proof that Kirk wants to make love to everything that comes across his path, even mountains.
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I declare this to be awesome.
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Or he climbs it because he knows if he fucks up and falls off then Spock will be right there with his awesome rocket-boots to save his ass. Again.
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Captain Kirk climbs a mountain because he knows it will get him laid.
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Thank you nameless. It needed to be said.
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"Because it's there"
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