I’m Pretty Sure Dr. Parnassus Is Nerd Girl Porn
Here’s what I do know about The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus:
? It looks insane.
? It’s the most recent film by Terry Gilliam.
? Those two statements are probably redundant.
? It’s the last film Heath Ledger made before his death.
? In order to keep his performance, Ledger’s character has several different incarnations — a la the Doctor of Doctor Who.
? This means the character is played by Ledger, along with Johnny Depp, Colin Ferrell, and Jude Law.
? This is why I’m pretty sure the movie is nerd girl porn. Ladies and gay men, correct me if I’m wrong.
? If there were actually one man who could transform into Heath Ledger, Johnny Depp, Colin Ferrell and Jude Law, he would destroy the human race, because no woman on Earth would have sex with anyone but him.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.