By Caleb GoellnerUnrequited action figure collections are one of the most pathetic things in all of nerdom. No matter how hard a collector tries to deny it, if they don't gather "the complete set" of their favorite action figures, a seething pain gnaws at their tiny heart with ever glance to the phantom space on their toy shelf. This nagging feeling creeps into nightmares and manifests itself in secret spreadsheets, wish lists and on occasion a locked, leatherbound collection of hand-written free verse poetry. That's why when a toy line is teased at and not delivered, the evening news is littered with reports of spontaneous human combustion. But nerds know better. Each pile of ash represents the remains of a nerd crushed by the allure of what could have been. Read on to regret the toys that could have rounded out many nerdy collections, but be careful not to implode -- there are some heart breakers.
10) Iron Man Series 5 and Iron Man Base

Long before everyone on the planet Earth loved Robert Downey Jr.'s portrayal of the armored Avenger, there was the Iron Man animated series paired with the Fantastic Four in The Marvel Action Hour. While these animated series weren't exactly A-grade, they did generated dozens of action figures that wouldn't have been released any other way. Unfortunately, that didn't include Dark Aegis, the Living Laser or a number of specialized Iron Man armors. The good news is that most of these toys were reused in various X-Men and Spider-Man lines from Toy Biz, though with different heads to portray more significant characters like "Vault Guardsman." One thing collectors could have really used, however, is the unproduced Iron Man base of operations, which would have nicely housed a few suits of armor and given the Tony Stark action figure a place to tinker and sneak tiny plastic bottles of bourbon.
9) Darkwing Duck Series 2

Like most Playmates releases, the Darkwing Duck toys weren't everything they could have been. Paint applications were spotty at best, accessories weren't always useful and sculpts were sometimes disfigured by action features. Still, fans of the show could find plenty to appreciate the healthy number of play sets, vehicles and secondary characters and villains. Darkwing Duck delivered many of the series' most famous characters, but since there was never a proper DuckTales line of toys, the canceled second wave of toys is the closest fans will ever get to owning a Gizmo Duck action figure. It's okay, have a good cry, let it all out.
8) Transformers G1 Unicron

Even though Hasbro finally got around to releasing a fairly mondo Unicron a few years back, fans of Transformers: The Movie had to ache for years before the planet-sized destroyer of worlds finally got his toy due. While this original prototype suggests that perhaps it was worth the wait, collectors of the day definitely would have forgiven its lack of articulation and detail for the sheer novelty of a sturdy transforming planet eating planet guy.
7) Ghostbusters II Ecto Charger Pack and Egon's Lab

While most agree that the Ghostbusters II wasn't what it could have been, for those young enough to think the franchise could do no wrong at the time, the second film's proton pack alternatives would have been a welcome addition to an ever-growing arsenal of ghostbusting weaponry from Kenner. Egon's lab is a different story; with its vaguely medical design and menacing monster hands (that appear to grab only human nards), it would have made a fantastic location for Egon to go Frankenstein on his teammates or the monsters they busted. There was also a line of "Backpack Heroes" and a fire truck in the works, but nothing fans couldn't do without.
6) The Greatest American Hero

One of the final licensed toylines to have prototypes escape a crumbling Mego, this unreleased line of 8-inch dolls would have included hero Ralph (along with his "magic jammies"), Pam and Bill. Everything looked ready to go, with the toys sporting accurate threads and decent likenesses (for Mego), but "Believe it or not" (*guffaw!*), the toys never quite entered proper production. Only a few of these toys exist, making these toys coveted items for fans of the original television series.
Comments
Alex Sahounov said:
One release I lament never happened were the line of unproduced Micro Machines playsets and vehicles based on the film "Aliens", which would have been released in the early 90's. There were plans to make a massive LV-426 set (complete with miniature Ripley in her power loader), the derelict ship with pull-out space jockey, and the Jorden family's mining tractor. It would have been awesome.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 08:34:58 AM
Geoff said:
Blue Devil and Swamp Thing were never planned for Super Powers. Might want to actually read Jason Gerver's page while you're swiping images from it....
Posted 09/22/2009 at 08:43:21 AM
Geoff said:
Er, that should read Blue BEETLE, not Blue Devil, who was inexplicably going to get a figure.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 08:43:45 AM
mushroomjones said:
I don't know what I dig more, the art on the GAH figure package or the kicking 'fro on the John Stewart figure.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 08:50:27 AM
Wyngarde said:
I was always sad that the final figures for "The Toxic Crusaders" never came out and we all know that "Temple Of Doom" action figures get screwed over pretty good. Great list here.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 08:53:29 AM
B.C. Cakes said:
That Greatest American Hero figure would be SUH-weeeeet!!
Posted 09/22/2009 at 09:21:41 AM
Alex said:
God DAMN it... I wanted a Darkwing Duck Liquidator figure so bad, I had dreams about it.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 09:41:19 AM
demoncat said:
the reason the orginal version of Unicron did not happen was due to the costs the company learned it would be to make him though they offered the prototype for orders. as for the super powers line swamp thing and blue devil was found to be a legend about the fourth wave not the real ones along with catwoman and super girl and the simpsons unproduced wave. sad Maude will never join Ned on shelves
Posted 09/22/2009 at 10:09:12 AM
THE PR0F3550R said:
Thanks a lot for ruining my day. I didn't even know there was a wave 2 of Darkwing Duck toys. That Gizmoduck doesn't look the best, but man I would have gotten him instantly. I had wave one, and it was shitty. The weapons didn't work right, Launchpad was way off scale, Tuskerninni is a piece of shit figure to release, and releasing Gosalyn and Honker instead of Negaduck, Quacker Jack or the Liquidator is just fucking stupid.
No wonder I gave these damn figures away. They sucked so much ass.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 10:11:47 AM
NorthSteve replied to THE PR0F3550R:
I got a Gizmoduck figure in a box of Alpha-bits cereal in the very early ninties. It was my first (and last) experiance recieving toys from breakfast foods.
Not sure if it's the same scale as the Series 2 figure, but there is, in fact, a Gizmoduck figure that exists.
Posted 02/20/2010 at 12:08:41 AM
The Flash III said:
Super Powers, wave 4 would've been awesome for Vigilante, Blue Devil, Afro Lantern, Coronado, and Shockwave, but the Creeper with the suction cups would've been an atrocity.
I still want a Blue Devil. Mattel should make it happen...and not the lame "actual demon" Blue Devil, but the 80's one.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 10:45:39 AM
MattK said:
MOTHER FUCKER!!!! Sorry, but I HAD to use that to show how PISSED off I am knowing that we were THATCLOSE to having a Series 2 Darkwing Duck series. I had EVERY SINGLE Series one figure (including the lame Tuskernini figure) and I used to play the HELL out of Megavolt and Bushroot, but I SO wanted Quackerjack, Liquidator, and Negaduck for a proper Fearsome Five. The fact that actual figures were made for advertising that I never saw UNTIL NOW makes me feel as if my inner child was deprived of love. I've not even finished this whole damn list I'm so pissed! GAH!
Posted 09/22/2009 at 11:02:21 AM
kryonik said:
"remember the syndicated NightMan show?"
Of course, he was fighter of the DayMan. AH-AH-AHHHHHHHHH!
Posted 09/22/2009 at 11:23:06 AM
Chuck20 said:
the Flash III, Blue Devil is strongly rumored to be in wave 13 of DC Universe Classics.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 11:25:21 AM
mr sir said:
i forgot about that second wave of ewj toys until today :'(
DAMN YOU PLAYMATES
Posted 09/22/2009 at 11:40:22 AM
TimToyGeek said:
Really? You do a whole list of unreleased toy despair, and you forgot the second series of Skeleton Warriors? Bone Dragon anyone? My god, what crushing disappointment. You will probably get some of these characters or toys eventually - and some of them were eventually released - but Skeleton Warriors will never come back from the dead.
And the second design of Unicron was much better than that gimpy first one. Even more disappointing that it was never released. Oh well, we eventually got one.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 11:40:32 AM
kris said:
I'm joining in on the "There was a second wave of Darkwing planned?" chorus.
*whimper*
Posted 09/22/2009 at 11:41:33 AM
Bob said:
Legendary Comic Book Heroes! Rocketeer, Nexus, Grendel Hunter Rose and Prime, Nixon from Hard Boiled, a Frost Giant Build-a-figure and more.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 12:27:02 PM
mushroomjones said:
@kryonik off to make my custom Green Man figure. Or a Mego style Charlie figure with all his disguises.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 12:27:27 PM
Philip Reed said:
Great. Now I wanna hit eBay and track down some old Super Powers figures. Thanks, jerks! :)
And those Sesame Street toys would have been amazing.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 12:31:09 PM
Jeff W. said:
I couldn't agree more about the Super Powers collection. It took me years to collect all the released figures ($ and Ebay eventually helped), but it tears at my soul that the final wave never came out. Yes, I'm a nerd.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 12:37:25 PM
Hellboy said:
Kenner also planned on piggybacking on the success of their Star Wars line by creating a 3 3/4 inch line of Alien figures. They had to scrap it after the uproar caused by the infamous 18 inch Alien.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 12:58:03 PM
Anonymous said:
Love the Jack Davis artwork on the Greatest American Hero Mego packaging.
Also, the Super Powers figures actually looked pretty good to me. I would have loved the Blue Devil figure.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 01:06:51 PM
JPyke said:
Alex, those did come out. I snagged one. Had a mini Alien, the APV, and something else....I can't remember.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 01:12:50 PM
THE PR0F3550R said:
@MattK, kris, and Batzarro
I know your pain. I'm too angry to even think clearly right now. I'm pretty nerd knowledgeable, but to think that there was a 2nd wave of Darkwing Duck figures that would have been much better than the dumbass 1st wave with Gosalyn, Honker, and fucking Tuskerninni makes my blood boil.
This is even worse than not releasing Jenny for the Bucky O'hare line! She too was planned for the 2nd wave, but was actually ready for the 1st wave and just held off. Fucking toy companies!
Posted 09/22/2009 at 01:16:14 PM
Reverend Ender said:
I have to second Bob (which may not be his real name). 3rd wave of Legendary Heroes should not only be in this list, but be near the top. Rob is responsible this for not adding it, and I'm not sure whose responsible this for not making it. Toybiz for getting bought? I forget, but I'm sure someone here will know. Also Rob, is there any way you could add the feature that would notify me when someone posts to an article I have posted to? I would really like, as I'm sure many of my fellow readers would as well.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 01:47:59 PM
Wesley Smith said:
I am SOO looking forward to the day that DCUC comes announces a Blue Devil figure. The DC Direct/George Perez mold just didn't cut it.
And one of the great hopes I'm holding out onto with the Disney/Marvel merger is that Disney will start producing accurate action figures for all their classic movies and TV shows, including Darkwing.
...Oh, and the fact that there's never been a line of action figures for Sesame Street is a crime against humanity.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 01:53:06 PM
'Stater Nuts said:
OMG! I had the entire first wave of Earthworm Jim toys. I had regular Jim, Battle Damage Jim, Underwater Jim, Psycrow, even Princess Whats-Her-Name. Plus, Jim's "pocket rocket" which looked nothing like what it was on the show or in the games.
I can't believe they scrapped Queen Slug-for-a-butt.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 02:37:10 PM
Brian @ Work said:
Was a new series of Aliens figures ever released? I'm talking about the cartoon styled ones. I remember price guides listing Hudson and Vasquez but never saw them in stores.
I always hated QuackerJack from DarkWing Duck. I would get excited for the shows opening credits and then was disppointed whenever he showed up. It seems like the top characters were being held off for series 2. So who the hell was in series 1?
Posted 09/22/2009 at 02:52:04 PM
Chad Bowers said:
Rob,
Brian and Igor from Infinite Mindz did prototypes for a ,IF Labs, figure series based on Sailor Moon. I was trying to get the license from Irwin at the time, and the prototypes were part of the vision statement, of what we thought we could do with the property. I wonder if anyone has any pictures of that. I lost track of Brian and Igor a few years ago.
Chad Bowers
Dr. Toymangla
(IF Labs RIP)
Posted 09/22/2009 at 02:58:38 PM
MattK said:
@ Brian@Work (which may not be your real name)
Series 1 had Darkwing Duck (which is pictured in the 'copter above) Launchpad McQuack, Gosalyn Mallard, Honker Muddlefoot, Bushroot, Megavolt, Steelbeak, and Tuskerninni. There was also his vehicles: the Ratcatcher and the Thunderquack. Finally, there was a plastic DW 12" figure and his Gas Gun. It's understandable how Gosalyn and MAYBE Honker would be in the first wave, but Tuskerninni was an incredibly minor and uninspired DW villain that was a waste of a toy spot. Certainly ANY of the above villains should have been in his spot in the line-up.
Darvel (the new entity created by the Disney/Marvel merger), I expect new DW figures on the same quality as the Marvel Legends! Let's have remakes of almost all the series one figures (no amount of articulation will make me buy a new Tuskerninni), let's have all the series two figures, let's have alternate DW outfits (DarkWarrior Duck! Galvanized Negaduck! Drake Mallard...okay, maybe not that one), let's get some Ducktales figures!
Posted 09/22/2009 at 03:10:34 PM
Nojoy said:
For those interested, there was a Blue Devil figure released with the Justice League Unlimited line a while back...
http://www.amazon.com/Justice-League-Unlimited-Action-Figure/dp/B000SKNJDW
I snatched it up the second I saw it... It's one of my most prized nerd artifacts.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 04:26:58 PM
snakeeyes22 said:
The Gizmoduck breaks my heart. It always irritated me that the only DuckTales toys were Cereal prize PVCs. And I think I only got fucking Webigail Vanderquack.
I'm surprised the comic style Watchmen weren't number 1, or on the list at all, athough they never broke my heart.
It's worth pointing out that the unreleased Super Powers in that photo are all customs, except for a couple digitally colored photos of early prototypes
I'd say one of the worst, and most recent, is the cancelled Indiana Jones wave. They got cancelled right when the qualit started getting good! It was bad enough that the Temple of Doom wave was practically nixed and is hard to find, but the final wave had more Raiders guys, including Toht. With an interchangeable MELTING FACE!!!
Posted 09/22/2009 at 05:54:24 PM
Akashi said:
If someone is buying Sesame Street action figures and hoping to re-enact their favorite episodes, they need help.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 06:01:48 PM
OM said:
...Actually, what should have not only been on the list, but at the top, were the Watchmen figures that DC was about to release in the early 90's, but were scrapped at the last minute when Alan Moore let that corncob up his hairy butt do the thinking for him, and he vetoed the idea. I've seen the prototypes for Night Owl, Rorshach and Ozymandias, and they were several years in quality ahead of their time. They wouldn't have been cheap figures, but they would have been worth the buy. The failure to release this line is one of the reasons I'd love to see a rabid pack of Fanwanks grab Moore, hold him down, and shave him bald.
And then take a sharpie and write "This Space For Rent!" on his bald head...
Posted 09/22/2009 at 07:11:10 PM
Robair said:
That Ghostbusters 2 Slime Blower pack actually DID come out. It was called the Ecto Charger, and it was purple.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 07:40:52 PM
fox knight said:
Darkwing Duck wave.....2?!
A part of me just died.
I wanted a Negaduck so bad that I actually bought a second DW, some paint and made my own. Of course it was a hideous paint job, but at least it was something.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 07:50:38 PM
Roswellianism said:
Damn. Robair beat me to it.
But yes, he's correct. The Slime Blower did make it to stores. I distinctly remember passing it by several dozen times on my trips through Dakota Square Mall, prominently displayed with the Proton Packs, Traps and various other GBII merch, such as the GBII Ecto-1A.
That was the one RP toy I never picked up. Much as I like GBII, I prefer the Proton Pack. Badass, practical and functional.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 08:03:23 PM
Asat said:
Mego Connie Selleca? Sign me up.
Damn, now I am ready to sign an interweb petition to demand that MacFarlane do an Always Sunny series. Just imagine the stomach-turning detail on the McPoyles.
Posted 09/23/2009 at 03:17:28 AM
TheRick1041 said:
I was at the 2007 Florida FX Show in Orlando...and they had a limited run of those Greatest American Hero Figs...500 pcs...My buddy and I looked at each other and said..."Who really wants a $40 GAH figure these days"
These days...You rarely see one go for less than $100 bucks on ebay...
Posted 09/23/2009 at 10:03:49 AM
Nega said:
No love for unmade Tailspin series 2? I wanted Wildcat!
Posted 09/23/2009 at 12:19:44 PM
spare201 said:
Lol @ proto unicron... He is a GD planet. Too big to make a toy out of. Scale just makes it too hard to do. Unless they wanteded to make a good smale scale version of him, like the size of the old Jetfire toy. Could've been nice. But to make unicron look like a transformer with a beer gut is just plain wrong.
Posted 09/23/2009 at 05:16:11 PM
Johnny said:
Sigh, if only ever single picture from that Museum site didn't have giant water marks on them. Gotta keep feeding that ego I guess. lol
Posted 09/24/2009 at 09:26:48 AM
Brad said:
Darkwing Duck series 2 huh....HOW COULD THEY NOT RELEASE THOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE NEGA DUCK AND I WOULD PAY ANYTHING TO HAVE THAT SERIES. I HAVE A DARKWING DUCK TATTOO FOR FUCK SAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 11/03/2009 at 01:48:54 PM
eros said:
esta buenisimo los juguetes de earthworm jim y los super herues
estan reee kpos jajajaja
:D
Posted 11/27/2009 at 11:58:51 PM
Randy of AFTimes said:
Lotta love here for Darkwing Duck.
But I was bummed that the OTHER Disney animated show at the time, TaleSpin, got shafted too. I loved the Shere Khan in business suit that was to be produced in the second series by Playmates!
But Playmates is the king of products shown and then never released... Like the ST-TNG Phaser Rifle shown for two years at Toy Fair!
Posted 02/18/2010 at 07:33:43 PM
Security stooge said:
Being a geek can be hell, huh? Egon's lab will never see the light of day... Or of basement fluorescence even. How will any of us ever go on without a teen Titan figure or an iron man armor? Wow.
In other good news your hotlinking has landed you in nerd jail apparently.
Posted 02/20/2010 at 06:18:27 AM





