What Michael Bay started, I can finish, thanks to this amazingly Japanese video. It's a parody of the closing credits to an anime called Lucky Star, but you don't need to know anything about that to be emotionally crushed by the sight of your favorite Decepticons drawn in the most kawaii style possible, dancing and prancing about like Japanese schoolgirls. See how girlishly they shake those pom-poms? Why, it would be almost impossible for any Transformers fan to not think about Megatron and Starscream's adorably getting down next time they tried to watch the cartoon or enjoy the toys! Joe D. provided the link, but rest assured, the decision to inflict it upon you all was entirely me.
Comments
Mitchell Craig said:
I liked the Transformers as toys - the TV shows and movies, not so much. But Decepticons as megagirly schoolgirls?
Priceless.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 12:16:53 PM
Dr. Communism said:
this is a much needed beacon of hope for the future.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 12:19:12 PM
drunkenhopfrog said:
Gawd. That's awesome and terrible. It's like Durian http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian
Posted 10/22/2009 at 12:20:09 PM
Captain Draino said:
Ummm...............what did I just watch?!
Posted 10/22/2009 at 12:20:40 PM
AdamT said:
I just puked Technicolor all over my keyboard. And that shit don't come out!
Posted 10/22/2009 at 12:27:13 PM
Tom Talker said:
Wow. This is definitely awesome but I'm more surprised that you just heard about it now. This news is at least a year old.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 12:27:33 PM
tasakeru828 said:
That's the [i]opening[/i]theme to Lucky Star, Rob.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 12:47:18 PM
Peagreenboy said:
*scrapes off Transformers tattoo a la Russell Crowe in Gladiator*
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?
Posted 10/22/2009 at 12:48:38 PM
sal said:
i had to put up watching Lucky Star while my GF danced around in nerdgasm when the opening credits came on.
Side note: This is a parody of the opening credits, not the closing...
Anyways. I want to stab my eyes out.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 12:50:28 PM
u_nick said:
Lucky Star is awesome, Transformers is awesome, and this is awesome. Also old, like someone else mentioned, but regardless, still awesome.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 01:06:05 PM
Josh said:
I was amused that the somewhat antagonistic Konata was represented by the malicious starscream and her long suffering victim, Kagami was depicted as starscream's long-suffering boss megatron. (seriously, how many times has starscream backstabbed megatron and insulted him to his face?)
Great casting on that part.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 01:07:32 PM
Mock26 said:
Heh. That is actually better than both of the Transformers movies! Michael Bay could learn a lot about making something good by watching this clip.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 01:13:06 PM
LBD "Nytetrayn" said:
Perhaps this explains everything. If this is meant to finish what Michael Bay started, then the fact I saw this first would seem to logically indicate that TF:RotF was actually a step up for me.
...I think.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 01:14:34 PM
KaiserX said:
Isn't there any IP we could f*ck up just to get back at them?
Maybe some pink F-15s and some bad explosion footage...
Posted 10/22/2009 at 01:17:08 PM
Zeig said:
The sad part is, if Micheal Bay started his next transformers movie with this clip, it would be about a hundred times more enjoyable than the last two...
Posted 10/22/2009 at 01:23:31 PM
tvtastegood said:
Your all wrong this is part of the opening for Transformers 3: Retribution for the Revenge of the Fallen
In the full version it has the stereotype twins selling crack and dressed like run DMC
Posted 10/22/2009 at 01:25:34 PM
Gaith said:
Does this mean you'll stop bothering us about Transformers in general? Because, let's be honest, it's about as stupid a franchise as it gets. Big robots that turn into trucks. Great, whatever. Can we move on, then?
Posted 10/22/2009 at 01:27:15 PM
Capulesn'Coffee said:
ha-ha, owned by Lucky Star
Rob, this should give you hope for Transformers, it actually was a massive improvement over T:RoTF.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 01:29:42 PM
cellardoor said:
Yeah, the bumpers for Transformers Victory used to do stupid stuff like this, like make them babies...
Posted 10/22/2009 at 01:31:36 PM
doc_ock_4mugen said:
This is way better than the bayformers movies...
Posted 10/22/2009 at 01:39:13 PM
Kyolin said:
Dear god, I actually liked it.
Has Michael Bay's crap corrupted my Tranformers taste that badly?
Posted 10/22/2009 at 01:42:14 PM
Jed said:
. . . what . . . was that? I don't know if I should be turned on or freaked out. I mean, I've never ever dreamed of imagining Megatron as a pom-pom wielding cat walk strutting japanese school girl. . . and that is probably a good thing. But now that I've seen it, I'm ashamed to admit that I'm having feelings I don't quite understand. There should be a therapy group for when guys get exposed to this kind of stuff.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 01:42:32 PM
kirtro said:
um this is the opening to lucky star, also HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (basterdising transformers aside, this was pretty funny XD)
Posted 10/22/2009 at 01:43:13 PM
Bigdonkey1 said:
i am honestly suprised you are showing this
it's really really old. like at least a year.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 01:45:29 PM
tvtastegood said:
Another thing Rob, the bayformers destroyed all my precious transformers memories your too late
Posted 10/22/2009 at 01:56:57 PM
Izandra said:
Pure awesomeness. Thanks for posting it! Now to forward to my TF friends.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 02:14:26 PM
Chad said:
HOLY F@#$ING S@#$!!! That was awesome! And yet, strangely wrong... I love Lucky Star, and have fond memories of a time Transformers didn't suck because of a man named Michael Bay, so this is all good for me.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 02:50:35 PM
Kaoy said:
I will never be able to think of the Transformers 'codpieces' as anything but bloomers ever again.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 02:57:57 PM
The Great A'Tuin IS RESPONSIBLE THIS said:
1: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawww...
2: FAPFAPFAP
Posted 10/22/2009 at 03:03:11 PM
Abraxas said:
Japan you are awesome! the whole country should be an FFF :D I fap your gay chibi Megatron and only wish there had been yaoi with Optimus Prime included.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 03:09:47 PM
The Man With Two Brains said:
Hilarious! I never took Transformers that seriously, though. I mean, I'm pissed about how shitty the first movie was and boycotted the second, etc. but I'm in no way opposed to hilarity like this. And really, it IS a pretty silly premise...
Posted 10/22/2009 at 03:19:37 PM
Forte said:
I must've blacked out about halfway through...
Rob, Megatron is gonna dress you up as a japanese school girl and rape you for this.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 03:35:02 PM
Chrispy said:
Alright, that's it. This internet is over. Nothing good can come of it. Internet now closed. Good day
Posted 10/22/2009 at 04:18:26 PM
Atlas said:
Old new to me, but still golden of course ^^
I like Lucky Star AND Transformers, so i love this of course *snickers*
Also, watch the intro to Lucky Star, if you feel like getting a mild case of diabeetus!
Posted 10/22/2009 at 04:20:35 PM
groovecouch said:
rob, you do know that that is worse than any FFF ever right? need to acid wash my eyeballs and bleach my brain now. brb.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 04:38:48 PM
Jaws-X said:
Don't worry, we'll get back at them with our live-action Akira and Evangelion.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 05:01:07 PM
demoncat said:
what michel bay started has now been finished for that video is another key to try and destroy the love of transformers for the fans. and thus explains why there were no female transfomers ever.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 05:18:15 PM
Gleeman said:
Epic WIN!!
And Transformers hasn't really been relevant since the original series.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 05:42:27 PM
Yakub Shabazz said:
I... I think I want to fuck Shockwave. One hand and all. (Girls with one arm give the best handjobs - they're more focused.)
Posted 10/22/2009 at 05:47:12 PM
Catherine said:
I love Lucky Star! Just thought I'd say. Also, sal beat me to saying that it is the opening credits not the closing credits....
Posted 10/22/2009 at 06:22:51 PM
Mithos said:
Old stuff. Already been tramutized by it. Still, animation quality is very high on it so I can give it that.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 06:53:30 PM
Cityblue30 said:
So, my four year old son, who is into ALL thing Transformer watched this with me, and asked, "Dad, why is Megatron dancing like that?"
I still don't have an answer for him...
Posted 10/22/2009 at 09:08:51 PM
JarHarms said:
AHHHHHH my eyes....burning.
Why the heck did I watch this?
On a serious note the people responsible for making this need to be kicked in the balls repeatedly by a linebacker wearing cleats. In fact the receiving party would probably be short enough to be kicked in the balls more appropriatly by a 2 year old.
Transformers depicted as little school girls...you peverted bastards, you just wizzed in my cornflakes.
Posted 10/22/2009 at 10:54:51 PM
tsholl said:
Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
Transformers 2: ROTF
Transformers 2: Roll On The Floor
Lucky Star is THE shit. Dragonball fans look up Konata singing the Japanese theme ("Cha-La Head Cha-La") at karaoke. priceless.
Posted 10/23/2009 at 12:17:45 AM
Spongestar Screampants said:
Holy flying frijoles.
I don't know if that made my night or will give me nightmares....
Posted 10/23/2009 at 12:26:26 AM
Test said:
I understand why everybody is shocked, the Lucky Star opening is way better without those robots. Still, this is probably better than most transformer stuff.
Posted 10/23/2009 at 12:29:19 AM
VictorianModesty said:
I enjoyed that WAAAAYYY too much and posted it on WAAAAYYY too many of my friends' facebook profiles....thank you, Rob, for this video.
Posted 10/23/2009 at 01:20:05 AM
soj said:
No, Rob, I won't let you do it! I refuse to watch this...abomination.
Posted 10/23/2009 at 03:17:03 AM
Sache said:
So... you post this and don't bother to post the far superior video remix to an acoustic cover of Underworld's "Born Slippy"? I must rectify that immediately!
Posted 10/23/2009 at 04:28:21 AM
Photoboy said:
Hmm, on balance I think I would have preferred this to Bayformers.
Posted 10/23/2009 at 06:44:25 AM
karma said:
That was the awesomest thing I've ever seen. I like the Unicron in the sky instead of the moon lol
Posted 10/23/2009 at 10:29:23 AM
TM2 Dinobot said:
I actually love this thing. I've had it faved since day one and have been posting it allover. I'm surprised it took you this long to find it. I really love Tfs, like all geeks, but I think this thing is just really cool. It's goofy. I mean, come on. It doesn't take itself seriously in the slightest. Unlike a certain movie franchise I will fail to mention.
Posted 10/23/2009 at 12:01:32 PM
causeiambetta said:
Transformers is officially dead to me now. DEAD. You happy now?! Are You happy?!
Posted 10/23/2009 at 05:26:57 PM
Enigma_2099 said:
Rob.... we are of one mind when we talk of ROTF... but this... THIS crosses the line...
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU.
Posted 10/24/2009 at 09:15:25 PM






