• HEY FK YOU BITCH. SMALLVILLE ROCKS! DON'T EVER SAY FK SMALLVILLE TO MY FACE OR ILL FK YOU UP.

• Hahahahahaha! Oh wow, that's awesome. I love this freakin' blog.

• any teacher with a hand writing that bad should be thrown in a dungeon to never see the light of day again. hence, that is doubtfully a real detention slip. not to mention the signature of the teacher looks like a 3rd grader's, and she almost spelled "reveal" wrong? too many errors in there to make it look legit.

• ...This teacher reminds me of the luddite, anti-NASA cunt I had for my first 2nd grade excuse for a teacher. Stupid old bitch would assign detention and extra homework for the slightest infraction. The good thing is that the old bitch died of a really painful brain tumor some years ago. The bad thing is that I haven't found where she was buried so I can go shit on her grave. All teachers who pull stupid stunts like this deserve to be fired, period.

• what about the guy at UM(ichigan) who did this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH5aWROg_WI

• Sadly, this sort of thing didn't go over nearly as well when I did it at work. - I work in a medical office.

• ^^we gotta heroism to bring this guy into detention

• Only -10 points? I call -50 DKP! MORE DOTS!!!!!

• Sounds like the kid watched "The Goonies" one to many times and though he was Lotney 'Sloth' Fratelli. Francis Fratelli: Get the rope here. Slothy, Slothy, jumprope Slothy. Jake Fratelli: What do you mean jump rope? Francis Fratelli, Jake Fratelli: Jumprope! Jumprope. [singing] Francis Fratelli, Jake Fratelli: Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posies... [Jake and Francis swing around Sloth to tie him up] Sloth: [Sloth rips off his shirt revealing a T-Shirt with the Superman 'S' on the front] Sloth! Jake Fratelli: We're in deep $h!t now, Francis. Francis Fratelli: Oh, $h!t!

• Lesson is: "always reload the page to see whether that Submission Failed message was just yanking your chain." Also: "duplicates are a pain in the butt so always prepare code phrases to determine whether a doppelganger has infiltrated your party."

• The 10-point character penalty was for failing to adequately roleplay previously established character traits without justification. He can get them back if he can improv some expository dialogue explaining that he was being mentally commanded by Brainiac into REVEALING HIS SECRET IDENTITY IN PUBLIC. Teacher should have saved the ink and just sneered, "since when does Clark Kent interrupt social studies?"

• The 10-point character penalty was for failing to adequately roleplay previously established character traits without justification. He can get them back if he can improv some expository dialogue explaining that he was being mentally commanded by Brainiac into REVEALING HIS SECRET IDENTITY IN PUBLIC. Teacher should have saved the ink and just sneered, "since when does Clark Kent interrupt social studies?"

• Holy crap.. I actually did this once in elementary school. I went to a private elementary school, and they made us wear uniforms. So one day, after asking to use the bathroom, I unbuttoned my shirt to reveal the Superman logo (just taped on, I didn't have fancy shirts), loudly yelled "THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR SUPERMAN!" and immediately ran off into the bathroom. Not worth it. ... ...I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time...

• Technically that's an example, not a definition.

• Actually, he got deducted -10 points, so it's really +10 character points.

• Schools make up all sorts of stupid things, and it's usually specific to a school. My guess is "character points" refers to some form of participation grade, or perhaps a numerical measure of what punishment to give. For instance, you reach zero and get suspended. Unless you find someone from that school, I doubt we'll ever know for sure.

• Hope it wasn't his English teacher.

• What next? Alfred grounding Batman and Robin? Hulk getting an ASBO?

• Character points? What is that suppossed to mean? Do they grad your..character in the US at school??

• If this image isn't fake, then the teacher giving detention has the handwriting of a 10 year old herself. It's gotta be fake.

• My mom has a picture of me from when I was 5 years old, where I am taking off my coat and shirt, to reveal my Spider-Man underoos shirt underneath. I kinda know how this kid feels.

• This image won't get old for me until I get to give this kid the respek knuckles he so deserves.

• Boy, it's been a rough week for superheroes. First Spiderman is arrested and now this. Five For Fighting is right, it aint easy.

• Now THAT would make a great Superboy show...

• This isnt has cool as kid from UCLA who on a final, it was asked to defind courage. All he wrote; This is. And tunred it in...got an A

• I'm not the first to pointed out the dated-ness of this reference, but it's even less excuseable because there's a time stamp on the image, itself. Slow news day, indeed, to the tune of 3 1/2 years plus change.

• Actually, that makes sense. Damn you! it reminds me of the guy who threatens the stick figure for extra credit

• yeah, that's old and probably fake. but who cares, it's funny as hell and adds another regret to my life that i didn't do the same thing when i was in school.

• He got -10 character points for that? When did schools start implementing RPG stats for their students? Still, the +10000 anecdotal boost he got should take him up a few levels.

• Slow news day I suppose. I hate to complain but this image is pretty old

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