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For Lucius Malfoy, satisfaction came before everything.The "squishy" feeling of a "job well done" could be applied to so many FFFs.
He enjoyed the warm squishy feeling of a job well done. Painless execution - that's what he strived for. For there to be nothing left behind, no loose ends to tie up. Life was a series of encounters, each bounded by a clear birth and death, and it wasn't good to carry the baggage of one into the next.
So he strode quickly down the halls of the Malfoy Manor, his cloak swishing about him. He mustn't be late: punctuality mattered for so much in this world. Without it, there was no sense of closure, no finality. Things just trailed off until they faded out of this world.If your rigidity lasts more than four hours, call a doctor.
The stone hallway clattered resonantly under his feet. Its cold, hard echo provided him with reassurance and approval. There was no need to be soft or yielding. Sometimes, rigidity was best.
Lucius reached the dungeon door, and pulled it open. Inside, his son Draco was bound with spiked leather cords. Pulled tightly across his head, wrists, and ankles, they securely fastened him to the ridged wooden wall behind him. A thin trickle of blood ran down his face. He must have been struggling.Life truly isn't fair. If it were, you would have enough sense of self-preservation to not read this story. But you don't, and thus you are -- see you after the jump.
Lucius spoke softly. "So you see Draco, life isn't always fair. Sometimes people are just meant to serve their masters. Sometimes their lives don't matter at all. My one regret is that you never had a chance to truly realize this."
Draco looked up at him, eyes filled with fear and loathing. The boy needed to be taught a lesson. From within his cloak, Lucius withdrew a cat-o-nine-tails. A quick flick of his wrist, and a lacy red pattern appeared on Draco's chest.Lucius gave him a cravat? How nice!
"You have..." WHACK "...no idea..." WHACK "...how much pleasure this gives me." He grabbed Draco's jaw and wrenched it upwards, causing the studded restraints to dig into his head. Draco cried out. Lucius looked him in the eye.If you are unsettled by the adjective "pleading" used to describe a wound, you are on the right track. It's foreshadowing.
"Pain is such a pleasant sensation," Lucius remarked. "Particularly when I'm the one inflicting it." He brought his whip down hard on Draco's neck, and it bit down deep. Skin parted, leaving an ugly, pleading wound.
The boy started to mumble. "Speak up!" Lucius commanded. "Spit it out, or shall I cut out your tongue?"Lucius sounds more like he needed an intern, but whatever.
Only two words escaped Draco's mouth. "Father. Why?"
Lucius spat, his saliva beading up on the dirt floor of the dungeon. "You always were a thick one. You never did get it, did you?"
He paused for a short while before continuing. "You were not born to live your own life. From the moment of your conception, you were mine. To do with as I pleased. Your childhood, your adolescence, your very existence was all to service me. I needed a son, and you were the pitiful result.
"But then you started getting ideas of your own. Hatched your own plots, made your own friends. Why, had I not stopped you, you might even have taken over from me! This was unacceptable."Yep, intern.
Lucius eyed his son's naked body, taking him in gradually before proceeding.Definitely an intern.
"And so I must rectify that development. Our relationship is based on ownership - I own you, and I may do as I please with you. As you will not please me in life, you shall please me in death. I demand my satisfaction!"FORESHADOWING.
Slowly, torturously, Lucius tightened each of the restraints holding Draco. "We mustn't let you move about during the procedure. That would be very bad indeed," he said, a slight smile gracing his face.Lucius means it's time to go, people. I promise you don't want to read what's next. Particularly if you have a headache.
Then, abruptly, he removed a hand drill from the pocket of his cloak. Draco drew back in horror - or rather, tried to, as the restraints held him fast. His eyes widened and a faint bead of sweat appeared on his bloodstained forehead as he gazed at the drill.
"It is time," Lucius muttered.
He held the drill up to Draco's forehead, and then pressed until it bit into flesh. Draco let out a long scream, an agonizing wail of fear and despair and pain and hatred. Still, Lucius pressed on.Tore through blood? I don't believe that's how liquids work.
Slowly, deliberately, as if to prolong the agony, Lucius twisted the crank. Blood spurted out of the wound, like a monster longing to escape its confines. It splattered all over Lucius - good thing the robes and cloak he was wearing were thoroughly worn, and could be easily disposed of. The drill tore through skin, tore through flesh, tore through blood, and gouged out a piece of the skull.
"Father..." came Draco's pleading whimpers. His breath was coming in ragged, short gasps - amazing how little resistance he had put up. He must truly be a wimp.Whimpering while having his skull drilled open? What a pussy.
Lucius continued turning the crank, and the drill dug deeper into Draco's skull. It gave a horrible squeaking noise as he turned it, the result of friction between the bone and the metal. Lucius smelled an unpleasant odor; Draco's bowels must have let loose, soiling the ragged underwear that Lucius had provided him.Ah, the delightful cherry of scat has been added to this delicious sundae of torture porn. Tragically, this is more foreshadowing.
Draco's body was becoming even more lax; either the drill was sucking the life force from him, or he'd simply given up the struggle and resigned himself to the inevitable. Lucius's hand trembled a bit, more from the excitement of what was about to happen than the knowledge of what he was doing to his own son.From here, it's actually pure hell. You didn't think Lucius was going to stop at a home lobotomy, did you?
Finally the tip broke through, passing through the innermost layers of bone to puncture the grey matter underneath. Draco's body convulsed once more and then lay still. From here, it was pure pleasure.
Unwrapping the restraints, Lucius let the body slump a bit, falling into a half-slouching, half-sitting position with its back against the wall. He removed the soiled underwear, letting it drop in dirty heap on the ground. Then, vividly aware of his own arousal, he began removing his clothes. His erect cock sprung up as soon as it was free of its restraints - Lucius could almost feel the blood rushing to it. The pounding in his groin was almost palpable, a need for relief that needed to be satiated as soon as possible.In my trial for crimes against humanity, it will be the above paragraph that ensures my conviction. Sure, I didn't write it, but the fact that I reposted it at all is crime enough.
He grabbed Draco's soiled underwear, and then smeared the still-wet feces over his member. On previous occasions when he had tried this, he often found it difficult to enter the brain proper without lubrication. While grey matter was itself wet enough, the surrounding tissue often wasn't. He didn't want any snags.
Trembling again with desire, he positioned himself at the opening to Draco's skull, and gave a thrust. Fuck. The hole was too small. His shaft remained exposed to the empty air, unable to penetrate the hard shelter that held the prize."Aw, fiddlesticks!" exclaimed Lucius in frustration at not being able to fuck his son's skull.
Cursing himself for the delay, Lucius rummaged through his clothes, looking for a file. Ah, there it was. He practically ran the few steps back to the body, and hastily filed at the edges of the hole. Chunks of flesh came off; they too needed to be removed before he would have access.Today's FFF is an hour late because I suddenly got a piercing headache while putting it up. I can't imagine why.
Time to try again. Lucius was still rock-hard: he probably would be for the rest of the night, long after the body also became similarly stiff. This time, he entered easily. He paused a moment with just the tip of his penis next to the brain. He changed his angle a bit, feeling the moist folds of it against the head of his prick. Each motion felt like the gentle swish of a butterfly's wings.
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Finally, he couldn't stand the waiting anymore. Locating the gap between the two hemispheres, he positioned himself, and then thrust in.Scientists say that the brain is essentially gelatin, so it's like Lucius is actually fucking a bowl of jell-o. How sad is it that we all wish he were actually fucking a bowl of Jell-O instead of what he's doing?
The sensation was incomparable. Soft velvety wetness, clinging all around his penis. The brain was the ultimate cushion, the ultimate pillow, something that could encircle him without putting any pressure on him. Not even as a teenager, when he first violated Narcissa, had he ever felt so much stimulation.
He struggled to hold back and make it last longer. The grey matter around him seemed to tease him, jiggling and shifting so as to keep the stimulation varied. He thrust again and again into the deep recesses of Draco's cranium. Every time, the brain responded, encircling, enfolding, embracing his member.
A fly landed on top of Draco's head. Lucius brushed it away, not wanting to share his prize with the maggots.Get it? Get it? Wakka wakka wakka!
He felt the familiar tightening within his balls, and knew that he would reach the point of no return soon. He pulled back, letting the two hemisphere come together again, as he prepared for a final few violent thrusts.
And then he let loose with full forces. Once, twice, three times he pumped deep into his son's head. Squick squick squick, the brain cells called back. He felt sperm build up within his balls...and then his pelvis...and then he was shooting his load all over what had once been Draco's thinking machine. It came out in spurt after spurt, leaving one head to coat the inside of another.
To fill the thinking apparatus of one slave with the potential for another: that was closure. He had come full circle - the boy born of a night of passion eighteen years ago had served as the receptacle for another night of passion eighteen years later. One era finished; it would soon be time for another. And another, and another. For children had one advantage over toys or machines or wives: you could always make more. If one failed to succeed, you could use it in an entirely different way and then try again.
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Lucius Malfoy was satisfied.
THE END. Tragically, this fan fic has forever ruined my threat to give myself a self-lobotomy to let the FFF demons out. Thanks for even destroying that, Nostrademons.
137 comments
Comments
Sean T. Collins said:
I don't understand why comments are moderated, but these posts can go up as soon as Rob pleases.
Chronotyrant said:
Well there goes my need to not drink heavily and sleep without horrific nightmares today. The worst part of this whole thing is that I look forward to this depravity every Friday.
Stephens said:
Skullfucking...nope, I didn't see that coming. Of course, if I HAD seen it coming then that'd probably speak volumes about me.
BDLyle said:
Holy shit! WTF! Humanity has truly failed me. Fucking 8 year-old teddy bears ain't got nothing on this.
Anonymous said:
Skimming for content is a priceless skill.
Sadly, today it was like using a small square of lead to shield yourself from a nuke...
Yikes...
radar replied to Anonymous:
We are thinking, lego-shield aren't we?
SeltzerKing said:
Skimming for content is a priceless skill.
Sadly, today it was like using a small square of lead to shield yourself from a nuke...
Yikes...
kenshiro said:
Well that was horrifying. Well played Rob, well played. However, I will not be punishing my mind and liver with an ocean of booze because of the story itself, it's more because as soon as a drill was produced, I knew skull fucking would result. And I read it anyways.
SeltzerKing said:
And apparently I am so shellshocked I am double posting. Everywhere.
BobJ said:
Capt. Obvious here! Kids, stay in school, don't do drugs, and that was some fucked-up shit!
wanderfarer said:
Oh Lord. I've had the misfortune of seeing this particular gem before, and indeed when I first happened across TR thought about submitting it for FFF, except that a) I couldn't remember the title or author and certainly didn't want to google for it -- after all, this exists, so probably googling "lucius draco skullfucking" or something would yield more results and I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW OH DEAR SWEET GOD NO and b) that whole "crimes against humanity" thing.
The intern thing cracked me up, though. Also, the Jell-O.
Kotbo said:
Wow.
You know, I've gotta say, it can't be good if I laughed the whole damn FF. Priceless Rob, Priceless.
And your comments are always the cherry on top.
Merle said:
0_0 There better be a nice happy, fluffy weekend contest waiting for us in order to cleanse our brains for having read this.....brains, damn it why did I have to say brains?!
Catherine said:
oh...I read the title and was like "Father-Son relationships?"
Then I read the thing and was like "HE FUCKED HIS SON'S BRAINS OUT...wait. They haven't come out.....yet."
Catherine replied to Catherine:
Wait....Another Catherine? What?
Fentook said:
"Lucius smelled an unpleasant odor; Draco's bowels must have let loose, soiling the ragged underwear that Lucius had provided him."
But I thought Draco was nekkid!
This inconsistency was the anchor of sanity for this FFF. And don't tell me it's not an inconsistency, lest suicide result.
Also, Lucius probably wouldn't fuck a bowl of jell-o. I'm sure there's a Bill Cosby FF out there for that.
Sparky replied to Fentook:
I thought this - I instantly protested the inconsistency!
Then I became very afraid - reading this THING and it was the inconsistency that bothered me?
I think I need therapy
I totally re-read that part in the FF... It clearly said he was naked, and then later it says he has underwear on. Inconsistency makes my heart weep.
Almighty Spock replied to Fentook:
Despite the inconsistency, it still doesn't make up for the fact that Lucius Malfoy fucked his son's brains.
Rubyrose said:
for the life of me, I have no idea why I continue to read FFF, but I do. then I must question my life. at least i'm going out tonight and have a reason to drink. but i really hope I don't pull a "hey guess what I read today?"
but where the hell do we rank on the creepy list. People who write this crap, people who "enjoy" it, and people who read it, for lack of a better word "entertainment", but if someone can get to the bottom of why we read this, without making all of us depraved perverts, that would be great.
I just feel awful for tom felton right now...
Thewalkingdude said:
You broke me Rob. I was reduced to a gibbering mass in my dorm lounge, with people asking me what was wrong. and I CAN'T tell them, because that would viol;ate the Geneva convention.
deadbug said:
oddly, I have seen this one before too. Don't remember where or under what conditions it was, but... yeah. thanks for the butterfly picture; it was a nice break.
Tea said:
I think this the first FFF that made me physically ill. Didn't help that I had just finished eating either. Blargh.
Anonymous said:
"For children had one advantage over toys or machines or wives: you could always make more. If one failed to succeed, you could use it in an entirely different way and then try again."
Erm, isn't it possible to make machines and toys?
maddbookish replied to Anonymous:
He's a pure blood, you don't expect him to actually involve himself in the creation of toys and machines, do you? That would involve manual labor. Inconceivable!
Nobody's Hero replied to maddbookish:
Oh, I don't think performing manual labor irks him too much, what with the drilling, and the chisling, and the...unpleasantness.
maddbookish replied to Nobody's Hero:
But he got off on that. I don't think he'd get off on toy making or machine building. There are no bodily fluids or organ involved.
Sparky said:
Harry potter fandom! Oh gods just knowing that means I know it cannot end well
And yes, I've seen it before. I recognised it and I still read it again.
Ye gods help me
asweetcatastrophe said:
And then Narcissa walks in and Lucius says, "Honey, we need to make another kid. I think I broke the last one."
I should not have been eating when I read this. I think I'll go cry now.
bookfisher said:
God, Jesus, Marx and Darwin this is awful, never can I look at a drill again
Nokken said:
For the first time ever, I had to stop because I started screaming in complete terror.
This is the worst thing ever created and I hate you so much for letting me know about it, but I have myself even more for reading as much as I did.
steen said:
Rob Bricken has just violated the brains of ALL the TR readers.
Gleeman said:
No, no, no! You're supposed to gouge out the eyes to skull-fuck somebody...
Thanks for another sleepless Friday night, Rob!
maddbookish said:
This hurt my brain. No pun intended.
Lo Pan said:
Dandy.
Its now time to go skullfuck my own brain with a fifth of Jack.
PM said:
Man, FFF has really depleted my reserves of shock and disgust. I can only greet this one with a tired meh. The Dark Crystal one was way more fucked up.
DoctorSmashy said:
I'm going to cry. I don't like the really bad fanfics. I like the funny ones. Please can this week's contest be fun? Why can't it be about rainbows and smiles and the way the sun glistens on the morning dewdrops in the summer? Instead of it being about a dark wizard using his son's faeces as lubricant for his skullfucking?
Paolo Mongon said:
WHY do I keep reading these....WHY?!
and why do I know that this is actually called a Header....usually performed by rednecks.....Anyone who reads Glen Danzig's comic books would know....
I'm a Danzig fan ok? I admit it...
He is my god, even though he treats me so shamefully...
maddbookish said:
I second everyone who needs alcohol after this. Sadly, my drink of choice is the Screwdriver. Maybe I'll substitute with Tequila Sunrise tonight. Sunrises sound much better than any kind of hardware tonight.
bookfisher replied to maddbookish:
Sheisse, I just drank vodka and juice, thanks for reminding me what it is called
doc_ock_4mugen said:
I sensed a skullfuck coming, yet I kept reading on... While listening to a midi of the HP theme... (to set the mood.)
Why? I don't know anymore...
Am I a sick and twisted individual for reading the fic?
maddbookish replied to doc_ock_4mugen:
Yes, yes you are, but only as much as the rest of us who saw it coming and read it anyway, much to our detriment.
MrSeanMac said:
I can't watch AT&T commercials any more, and now the same with Harry Potter Flix...
IS NOTHING SACRED?!?!
Brion said:
Jesus Fucking Christ.
That was too much, I stopped at the drill part.
I think Rob needs to make shirts that say, "I survived FFF?"
toplessnerd replied to Brion:
I second that.
Catherine replied to toplessnerd:
I third it. Is that the right thing to say? Oh well, anyway, this one did make me feel sick. It's been a long time since fff has affected me but today's is so bad that I can't use right grammer any more
J_S said:
What bothers me the most about Harry Potter fanfics like this is that no magic is used to do the deed. I mean, really? A hand drill? Isn't Lucius Malfoy, pureblood-douchebag-extraordinaire, above menial muggle labor?
God I'm so jaded to these things.
mythbri replied to J_S:
That's exactly what I was thinking. Amidst my horror at the entire concept of this fan fic, I kept wondering why Lucius would use a drill instead of a spell.
And now I'm thinking of it again - yuck!
mrsmiawallace replied to mythbri:
Being a big HP nerd, I was also left wondering how in the hell Lucius Malfoy would be using a powerdrill or the fact that he used a file to make the hole bigger.. Then I noticed the blood leaking from my ears and eyes..
ZADL said:
I'm pretty sure the creators of the Internet had no idea what it was in for when they made it.
Zdenko said:
Damn. Not since the Gardevoir Pokemon story did I feel so sick from reading a FFF. :-/ And yet I look forward to it every week... :-/ I also want a ''I survived FFF.'' t-shirt...
melly replied to Zdenko:
seconded, on both counts.
Adam said:
Joy! I have not seen a good squick reference in many years.
Wonder Pigeon said:
I think we all know the feeling Draco...
Farglesnarf said:
Shit like this makes "My Immortal" seem like such a beautiful work of art. DX I wouldn't doubt it if half these authors became serial killers someday.
Pear-Man said:
Despite this being a horrible, horrible thing to read, at least the author used proper grammar and sentence structure. For the most part anyway.
Kayla said:
If he wanted something to enfold him while applying no pressure to his penis, couldn't he put ribbons on a fan and thrust into the wind?
I'm confused. Maybe it's because I don't have a stick shift or ball bearings in my transmission, but isn't the point of sexual release pressure or tension that stimulates the head of the penis? Because wouldn't the equivilent of fucking jello for a lady be having sex with a flaccid penis? You just can't get release when your guy goes soft after his pressure-related release.
There are probably instances where a lighter touch could do the trick, but God, I don't want to think of them, because if they ever came up in my bedroom life, I'd inadvertantly compare them to sticking it between the two halves of a brain, and flacidness would be instantaneous.
HamatoKameko replied to Max Power:
Oh god, you poor thing. I wish I could stop laughing, it's making me feel bad.
Kayla said:
If he wanted something to enfold him while applying no pressure to his penis, couldn't he put ribbons on a fan and thrust into the wind?
I'm confused. Maybe it's because I don't have a stick shift or ball bearings in my transmission, but isn't the point of sexual release pressure or tension that stimulates the head of the penis? Because wouldn't the equivalent of fucking Jello for a lady be having sex with a flaccid penis? You just can't get release when your guy goes soft after his pressure-related release.
The Admiral said:
I guess Dolly Parton was right. Love IS like a butterfly.
Sylvia said:
Argh. Totally appropriate use of the word 'mindfuck'.
ineffective coping said:
"definitely an intern."
priceless.
SpookyElectric said:
the only appropriate response/reaction to this abomination is (as mentioned) to drown in as much booze as possible. followed by putting on some lipstick and crying myself to sleep in my closet.
Victor Delacroix said:
Worse than the Pokemon story. WORSE. I coughed while reading this -- that was my body's attempt at vomiting. Thank god for my poor visualization skills.
aayjay said:
Oh god. I started reading this thinking, oh dear not another father-son rape bondage fic ho hum, but oh no, oh god no, it couldn't have been that easy, could it? Damnit.
Silverfox said:
my soul is crying.
MasakiMaiden said:
Lol, you know that you didnt HAVE to read it right?
Just saying . . .
Uberchief said:
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HamatoKameko replied to Uberchief:
I've never been so relieved to see "Server Not Found."
Gleeman said:
What's really going to trip us out at some distant point in the future when we're least expecting it, Rob is going to post a non-fetish, hetero, tender, romantic FFF.
You know, the kind written by fans who LIKE the characters involved. HEADS WILL EXPLODE!!
Oh, and ROFL @ Uberchief!
Mary said:
I hate hate hate HATE that I not only knew exactly which fic this was when I saw the title of the post, but have actually read the fic all the way through on several occasions. Don't ask me why because I couldn't tell you; I think it kind of works on the trainwreck principle.
Max Power said:
Oh...my...God.
Did he really just make a mistake as stupid as stating that Draco was naked, only to have him "magically" be wearing underwear a few paragraphs later? Blasphemy!
Oh, and the head-hole sex part was pretty bad too.
demoncat said:
omg that has got to be the new number one most evil fffriday ever for not only does Mulafoy wind up drilling his own kids head but he commits necrophila with the corpse and also skull fucks. this story is so evil the computer that spawned it needs to be burned and the writer should serisouly read something other then harry potter from now on.
Jack Dooley said:
Why?
Every FFF, I tell myself it can't get worse then last week, and yet every time, you find something that blows me away.
I both love and hate you Rob for this reason.
Cer said:
As a couple others have mentioned before, I was most bothered most by the fact that Lucius Malfoy would probably have no fucking clue what a hand drill is.
Alex said:
Haha. That was pretty good. After the pokemon story, this SOB is child's play.
That said, the writer is one sick puppy, although I wouldn't be surprised if it was written ironically.
Cdaja said:
*cringe* I think the part where he ran to get a file to make the hole bigger got to me the most.
I do agree with the other complaints, though: why did he use a Muggle hand drill instead of magic, and why did Draco suddenly have underwear when he had previously been naked? The devil's in the details, Nostrademons.
Ambrose said:
Yes teacher this is why I learned to read. Have to say I was quite bothered by the underwear/naked inconsistency but then again what I really should be bothered by is the fact that I have work tomorrow...I work at HomeDepot...
Doc said:
I honestly wish I could say that I was disturbed by this story, but I wasn't.
I was disturbed by something though.
My 8 year old son kept running into my office while I was reading and I kept shooing him out lest he read the screen.
What disturbed me is that I'm a parent and I was dutifully reminded of that fact while reading this but was somehow not bothered by the story itself.
Spongestar Screampants said:
When I reached this sentence I felt the bottom drop out of the small well of sanity that I have left after reading so many FFF's:
"On previous occasions when he had tried this, he often found it difficult to enter the brain proper without lubrication."
Seriously. Going to go die now.
Magicsgame said:
Gotta love the Harry Potter fandom.
And call me slow, but I was wondering if hand drills ran off of electricity, and was wondering if that was an inconsistency since Muggle tools aren't supposed to work in the wizarding world or something.
Then I realized what I was doing and cried. D:
"I survived FFF" t-shirt pl0x!
cdawg replied to Magicsgame:
I did thought the same thing Magics...I did thought the same thing.
But for some odd masochistic reasons, I looked into it there are hand drills that don't run on electricity that look like egg beaters.
Captain EO replied to cdawg:
Having never read the Harry Potter books, I was unaware about the muggle tool prohibition thing. I just assumed it was a cordless drill with a battery pack for ease of use. The idea of it being one of those old-fashioned hand drills, and thus making the process very slow, makes something almost indescribably horrible into something worse. Gaah, I'm broken all over again.
Kal-El Summers said:
Wow, I kinda had a feeling you were saving this one after I sent it to ya, Rob. Glad I could share the horrific mental scarring this atrocity left me when I first read it.
Invader Toph said:
Incest! A Game the Whole Family Can Play by Milton Bradley.
But seriously, this is fucked up beyond words.
Ew.
Me said:
How can iu describe this feeling? its a mixture of apathy w/ revulsion (if that can even occur)i'm applled, grossed out and i have slight headache, and yet im like "meh-whatever, at least its only fiction" but then i think wait, somebody wrote this and it may not be fiction for long...so yeah..AHHHHH!!! the terror...of and i third, or fourth or fifth the "i survived FFF" t-shirt...
Thirteen-chan said:
Ah, FFF. It begins in laughter and ends in tears and vomit and psychotherapy.
Now all we need is that Scully fanfiction with the breast-eating rape aliens.
@Kayla: It doesn't necessarily have to be pressure, though most males presumably feel that particular form of stimulation to be pleasing. So yes, he could have simply put ribbons on a fan as you said, but where would all the horrifically scarring, reader-torture fun be in that?
Lucy said:
By the end of reading this, I felt something odd, like... A pinching, the beginning of a headache, maybe. Then I realized it was my hands--They'd come up on their own without my knowledge and were crawling upwards in a desperate attempt to reach my eyeballs before I could be subjected to any more of this.
Good try, friends.
What a mindfuck.
Heh.
Mindfuck.
Dark Angel of Glory said:
I had heard about this one and avoided it, but NOOOOOO you just had to post it. I tried, damnit, I tried.
I don't have enough booze for this crap. DX
Zombies8MyBalls said:
As I was reading this horror my sister walked in, reflexes took over and I hit the back button as quick as I could. I felt like a child getting caught doing something he shouldn't be doing. You know what, I knew I shouldn't be reading this but I couldn't stop. Damn you FFF what have you done to me.
I'm still relatively new here but this one has to be the worst I've read so far. Usually I laugh a little, this one kind of creeped me out though. Well done sir, well done.
Alex said:
Haha. That was pretty good. After the pokemon story, this SOB is child's play.
That said, the writer is one sick puppy, although I wouldn't be surprised if it was written ironically.
Kara said:
over 9000 times worse than the pokemon story. I couldn't continue. I stopped after the 6th paragraph. It was too too horrible...
ryogasasaki said:
hehe... im sending this to the people i sent the architectural bestiality fff.muahahaha!
Sevenvoices replied to ryogasasaki:
Your a horrible man ryo!
ArmasFM said:
EYES.
PENCILS.
STAB!!!!!!
Capsulesn'Coffee said:
(projectile vomits onto screen)
astrokender said:
::Vomits::
Lucy said:
Okay, just.. A quick thought...
....Isn't Lucius Malfoy a super-powerful wizard??
....Then why the hell would he need a power tool to make something as simple as a hole?
....Why do I ask these things? Ugh.
Screwedinthehead said:
I think something is wrong with me. I read this and couldn't stop laughing...of course I work overnights on Fridays so it might just be lack of sleep causing me to find humor in this "wonderful" example of a proper Mindfuck...hehe...but now that I've read this weeks offering, I'm off to bed.
Jay said:
You know... I really hate how the Harry Potter theme techno remix came on on my iTunes as I was reading this.
Randi said:
I think that is way more terrible than the pokemon story.
ryogasasaki said:
i sent this to a friend.... she proceeded to properly cuss me off on facebook... :)
Mak said:
After reading this, I feel the need to travel back in time and tell Rowling that if she writes that book series she's planning, there will one day be incest brain rape stories written about it. She will probably become an alcoholic, and then the world will be spared this travesty.
But I gotta say, all this rape and incest and horribly dark fic is getting to me. Can we have some more badly-written cartoon scat? It's getting to the point where fanfic firday isn't even funny anymore, just soul-killing.
Coyote said:
is anyone else hard?
Adam said:
Why would Lucius actually lower himself to use a muggle instrument to drill the hole? Why wouldn't he use magic?
J said:
Oh. My. God.
Unkl Jo said:
It's official, I feel nothing anymore. I didn't even flinch when Lucius pulled out the hand drill. Of course, I haven't been able to cry since Nurse Joy had her cervex ripped out. Sigh...
cocacolaoso said:
I feel the need of washing myself "Silkwood" style!
When I read that Draco was in bondage the first thing I though was "gee whiz, this FFF was going to be "only" about incest & BDSM"...HA! Silly Topless Robot reader! I should have now better! How naive I was! *SOBS*
Innocence shattered once FFF at the time.
Rubyrose said:
I just got home from drinking, when i left on friday, awesome! this FFF was like half to blame.
Alice986 said:
Sweet mother of mercy.
That.... was a bad one.
*Curls into foetal position*
Nick said:
Now I really want to obey rule 34 and write that fan fic about Lucius and a bowl of Jell-O. Maybe Jell-O made from the blood of Draco with bits of nail for topping.
alix said:
Oh, why is it that "scatterbrain" by radiohead had to come on as soon as I was done reading this....Rob, you outdid the pokemon story, and my mental capacity for sado-macho, necrophillic (i'd assume after having a hole drilled in your head you'd be dead) stories; can't wait for next FFF. :P
ps. "I suvived FFF" shirt would be hardcore.
karisma said:
I wish I had a still shot of them doing a double face-palm for this one. I really do.
I love FFF in its ridiculous, poorly-written goodness, but I'm not a fan of these kind. There I was, waiting for some misspelled foray into the Potter-verse and I get this mess instead. Not that I'm blaming TR. All the fault belongs to the "author" of this "story".
Let's go back to happy FFF! Yoda the pimp! Treebeard getting his Middle-Earth freak on! Mangled writing to make English professors cry!
And I so want an "I survived FFF" T-shirt.
dani said:
WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?!
christ almighty.
Karla said:
Wow, that was ridiculous! I don't know why he did all that work drilling the hole, there's a probably a spell for it, cranius fuckius perhaps?
Anyway, I was eating kraft dinner when I read this, and I didn't get sick at all. I have no soul.
Bobby Mugabe said:
OH *Vomits uncontrollably*
I am not even an HP fan an i do not think i will ever be the same
I mean skull fucking is one thing but why the scat??!! Why!! I DON'T UNDERFUCKINGSTAND! WHY?
Randi said:
I also have a problem with the fact that he used a drill.
I am also confused by this quote:
'he strode quickly down the halls of the Malfoy Manor, his cloak swishing about him. He mustn't be late: punctuality mattered for so much in this world'
He mustn't be late to drill a hole in his kids head, lube his dick with shit, and then skull fuck him? These things are in his schedule?
Steve C. said:
Okay, yeah. I started the week by watching the film adaptation of Edward Lee's story "Header." I ended by reading this. Guess it was just a skull-fuckin' kind of week.
Trekkie of the Rings said:
Never...NEVER in my whole FUCKING LIFE have I ever been exposed to something so...so...horrendous? Awful? Mind numbing? I'm at a loss for words. I am literally sick to my stomach and I think I might vomit, like right now.
Just by the very fact of this EXISTING makes me ashamed of my own humanity. Dear god. I really thought I had seen/heard/read it all. Dear god.
Gabbie18 said:
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST READ! God, I have to pray after reading this insane mess! This is just beyond SICK and TWISTED! This is just vile, barbaric, awful, damning, and sickening! WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!
I'm surprised that I didn't vomit the whole time I read this!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For real, I have to pray. This is just inhumane, ridiculous, and horrorfic! Not even ANY of the Saw movies are nowhere near as scary, messy, and unbelievably disturbing as this story! Lord!
lol said:
lol
tome minder said:
I have a crush on Lucius Malfoy, I will admit it. I have a crush on a fictional character, but pretty much only Jason Isaacs' interpretation of Lucius, book Lucius is too much of a dick. Anyway, as such I have read a nearly supernatural amount of Lucius fanfic and I have to say that that fic didn't even come close to the worst I've read and didn't diminish my crush in the slightest. I have to say seeing the pic of Jason and Tom on the top of the page made me too happy to be truly bothered.
I just realized that my nerd cred may have diminished a bit. The sad thing is that it's far more possible for me to marry Lucius Malfoy, a fictional character, rather than my nerdy, loving girlfriend. That may be sadder than this fic.
cidknee said:
You've got to admire the guy for going there. I actually kind of liked it. Usually these things are so predictable but right when I was sure he was going to anally rape Draco I was surprised.
Mango said:
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
But in other words.. I'm a bit impressed. If you completely disregard the completely disgusting aspect of it, the ideas are rather original.
Sena said:
I almost wish I was a drinker.
On the plus side I'm so horrified by the story I never even noticed the inconsistencies of the muggle tools and magical underwear. That mean I'm not irreversibly jaded, right? Right?
renQuix said:
...draco's brain really knows its way around a cock, huh?
ahyuk!
Emily said:
After my initial thought of I WANT TO DIE NOW, I actually thought - "Wait, why does Lucius Malfoy own a drill?"
I thought wizards didn't have such tools! Somebody clearly hasn't thought this story through...
Errutious said:
There really needs to be an emote for vomiting and being forced to swallow it. I vomited in my mouth so many times during this little gem I do believe I have become accustomed to the taste of bile. Is that even possible? I like to think I have traveled the dusty trails of the internet enough to the point were nothing horrifies me any more, but this has brought back memories of the first time I found scat material. And the saddest part is, while reading it, all I could think is "Yeah, its bad, but I could do worse" :)
Matt said:
This is better than Shakespeare.
Alex said:
Could not finish this. Good gawd, whose mind comes up with these things??
Person said:
I'd say I'm getting out my bottle of brain bleach... but... but...
Katrina Campbell said:
WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS TOTALLY SICK AND DISGUSTING!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS THINKING??????????? I FORCED MYSELF TO FINISH IT!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NO CLUE WHY THE HELL THIS IS HOW IT IS DRACO SHOULD NEVER VIOLENTLY DIE DIE YES BY TORTURE NO AND NEVER TORTURE THAT IS SO SICK AND DISGUSTING LIKE THAT NOW THAT MY RANT ABOUT DISGUSTING TORTURE IS OVER I AM GOING TO GO WRITE A DRACO AND LUCIUS AND HARRY LEMON JUST TO GET THIS OUT OF MY HEAD
