ALLENTOWN, Pa. -- A Pennsylvania man used a backhoe to break into a museum owned by his father -- the pioneering fantasy artist Frank Frazetta -- in an attempt to steal 90 paintings valued at $20 million, police said Thursday. State police charged Alfonso Frank Frazetta, 52, of Marshalls Creek, with theft, burglary and trespass after they say he was caught loading the artwork into his trailer and SUV.Obviously Alfonso has some daddy issues, and they must be pretty intense if he's silly enough to steal his own father's paintings as opposed to... well, anything else. I also think that him taking a backhoe to Frazetta's museum -- to steal the paintings or not -- might indicate a certain about of anger towards his father. But you know what the worst part is to me? The idea of an 80-year-old man having a 50-year-old son who's a fuck-up. That's depressing as all hell.
The elder Frazetta, 81, is renowned for his work on characters including Conan the Barbarian, Tarzan and Vampirella. He was in Florida at the time of the theft. His son's motive may stem from a family feud over the master illustrator's assets, according to a law enforcement source who spoke on condition of anonymity because it is still early in the investigation. Frazetta was arraigned and sent to the Monroe County jail. Bail was set at $500,000. Officials didn't know whether he had a lawyer yet.
Police said that Frazetta and another man used the backhoe to enter the Frazetta Art Museum in the Pocono Mountains region on Wednesday afternoon, tripping a burglar alarm. A trooper who responded said Frazetta claimed he had been instructed by his father "to enter the museum by any means necessary to move all the paintings to a storage facility," according a police affidavit. The elder Frazetta told police that his son did not have permission to enter the museum or to remove any artwork. Frank Frazetta's attorney, Gerard Geiger, said the stolen paintings were insured for $20 million, according to court documents.
Comments
chudleycannonfodder said:
I'm just going to pretend that this was some giant insurance scam between the dad and the son. The son got caught and charged, but the dad won't press charges.
I hope.
Posted 12/11/2009 at 09:49:30 AM
chudleycannonfodder said:
I hope today's FFF is a good one; this article depressed me.
Posted 12/11/2009 at 09:50:06 AM
demoncat said:
did Frazetta's son really want the paintings so bad he had to restort to stealing not to mention his dad must have in some way screwed the kid up to actully steal the paintings that he would have wound up inheriting legaly instead the guy steals his own family stuff. family issues to a new sad level
Posted 12/11/2009 at 10:21:49 AM
Mike said:
I am from this area and I had a real good laugh when I saw this on the news last night
Posted 12/11/2009 at 10:33:17 AM
RobertB said:
Don't you people think you should wait until the full story is known before condemning Frank Jr.?
Posted 12/11/2009 at 10:35:34 AM
Simba said:
I'm not sure how people are so sure Frazetta was a lousy parent. If you see the documentary "Painting With Fire" his children paint a very positive image, of an attentive, loving "stay-at-home" parent. Granted, it's a biased account, but what evidence is out there that he was such a bad parent his 50 something year old son would do that? And how does that make sense anway? Frazetta, Jr. isn't absolved of his actions even if Frank Frazetta was a lousy parent.
Posted 12/11/2009 at 10:54:15 AM
Captain Dunsil replied to Simba:
I saw that documentary and it was great. Frazetta seems like the kinda dad every kid wishes they had. I think junior must have a bad coke habit or something cause all he had to do is wait until Frank passes and the stuff would've been his anyways, most likely.
Posted 12/11/2009 at 02:08:24 PM
Mark said:
Wtf this idiot who wrote this says maybe frazetta spent too much time painting, r u FREAKN KIDDN that guy spent so much damn time with his children, he was a family man, just goes to show how fuked and far the median can go with these stories
Posted 12/11/2009 at 11:59:23 AM
Mark said:
Wtf this idiot who wrote this says maybe frazetta spent too much time painting,instead of spending time with children r u FREAKN KIDDN that guy spent so much damn time with his children, he was a family man, just goes to show how fuked and far the media can go with these stories
Posted 12/11/2009 at 12:00:03 PM
pumpkinguts said:
Death Dealer is going to come and backhoe JR if he doesn't stop fucking with Frank's shit.
Posted 12/11/2009 at 02:17:57 PM
Antipater said:
"The elder Frazetta told police that his son did not have permission to enter the museum or to remove any artwork"
He didn't have permission? Shocking. I mean I know backhoe is my preferred means of entrance into places where I have permission to enter.
This sounds as if it were about the worst planning for a theft ever. The parenting issue is sort of a red herring though, nothing to get worked up over. Who cares if he was a good or bad parent?
Posted 12/11/2009 at 02:59:10 PM
Baltimoron said:
Allentown + white people + poorly thought out crime = meth
Posted 12/11/2009 at 03:07:24 PM
FuryOfFirestorm said:
Considering FF Sr. is 80, maybe he did give Jr. the OK, then forgot about it? (No, I'm not trolling for lulz...my deceased grandfather would say something and forget it 3 minutes later).
Posted 12/11/2009 at 03:13:40 PM
Nick replied to FuryOfFirestorm:
"Jr! Go fetch me Conan the Cimmerian, the cover artwork. Oh. I forgot the keys. Use the backhoe conveniently parked at the backdoor. Mind the gaps!"
I mean really. You don't use a backhoe if you have permission :P
Posted 12/12/2009 at 03:46:42 PM
CChaos said:
Well, that's a pretty new low that I've heard now. Attempting to steal your father's stuff, I mean come on.
There's going to be a disowning after this one.
Posted 12/11/2009 at 04:53:49 PM
Free Movies & TV said:
How could you fuck this up? This is a thief's wet dream.
Posted 12/12/2009 at 09:24:06 AM
dpr said:
What I've heard from people connected to the industry is that Frank Jr. was the one trying to keep the museum going after Ellie's passing. That it was the other siblings who were trying to cash in on the artwork. Frank Jr. was trying to gather the artwork and secure it until the ownership could be settled.
Frank Sr. is reportedly suffering from dementia and might not have known what he told Jr. about saving the artwork.
All this would never be an issue if Ellie were still with us. She was the one who took the responsibility for Frank's work & legacy.
I wonder how many of the people commenting on the Frank Jr. story have any ties to the comic book & fantasy art business. Sounds like a lot of people talking about something they know nothing about.
Sad for the whole family. Especially for Frank Sr.
Frank's work helped inspire many a fantasy artist. There isn't one artist who doesn't owe a dept to Frank Sr.
Posted 12/14/2009 at 06:30:37 PM
unicornskckass said:
And in my opinion, frank Jr is the good guy. He might have made a really stupid decision when he chose a backhoe as his way of getting in, but i think he was looking out for his father. And Sr could be too old to realize he gave an ok, or he could be the one lying. Never too old to lie. Whatever happens with the family, they should keep the museum open. Or donate them to another museum and tell those shitty kids to make their own money.
Posted 12/17/2009 at 12:42:57 PM
Joe said:
This is so simple to figure out.....jr's a thief always was always will be it's just getting worse because his mommy can't bail him out anymore...jr has been in trouble before I think it was forgery and or counterfit golf clubs... He's just a loser. Good luck frank sr... Better luck with the other 3 kids!! 3 out of 4 isn't bad!
Posted 12/17/2009 at 04:53:52 PM
Myron Smith said:
hello, there was a place on franks website
to buy posters, but it looks like frank jr
screwed that up, maybe? anyway i can't find
it now. anyone out there able to help?
thanks , myron
Posted 01/18/2010 at 09:49:15 PM
Lance Boyle said:
No, what is depressing is losers with websites who run their mouths' off when they no absolutely nothing about the facts. But then that's what I would expect from a loser with a website called "topless robot".
What a tool.
Posted 02/04/2010 at 06:13:04 AM
Bob Wilder said:
Well let's see. The Museum has run without incident for 10 years. Just like the official website. The 90 paintings are displayed without an issue for all to see if they like. All of the Conan covers together in one place.
Ellie's dies and the same month Frank Sr. and Ellie's - Attorney / Bookkeeper / Contractor / Curator / Engineer / and Frank Jr. are ousted. And a Dr. and an art dealer start pulling strings.
Frank Sr. goes to a Notary and claims the 3 children are trying to kill him and are stealing from him. Then Frank disappears and is held in Florida. Where he is not allowed to speak to friends or business associates of 30 to 40 years...
How does that sound people?
Time for the Feds to get involved.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 01:57:11 AM






