By Rob Bricken in
Nerdery
Friday, Jan. 22 2010 @ 3:03PM
No words. Words will only cheapen this amazing, amazing video. Just watch it and let the awesomeness wash over you. (Via Great White Snark)
27 comments
Comments
FadR said:
It's realy hard to tell if he is very good at Sarcasm or if he is serious.
But judging from the odd cut i'm pretty sure he is just kiddin
bookfisher said:
You cant fight logic like that
FadR replied to bookfisher:
Logic like that and fighting skills like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqphKlMv92A
have one thing in common.
U dont need to fight them, sooner or later they kill themselves.
Selaphiel said:
...
Wow
Dork Loser said:
Do we KNOW garlic doesn't work against sparkly vampires? Has anyone tried?
OM replied to Dork Loser:
...When you consider that most Twi-Tards are unwashed obese women drenched in patchouli, garlic would seem like a perfume.
DoctorSmashy said:
Saw this the other day and it still kills me....
SFLAG said:
...might have vampires...AGAIN.
I need to run an AP archives cross-check.
Charlie said:
Hearing Lawndale just makes me think of Daria.
NeverPlayedWoW said:
One thing I just don't understand is why this is on FAIL Blog, the man speaks the truth
do4m replied to NeverPlayedWoW:
because is one of the few WINs posted there.
RubyRoses replied to NeverPlayedWoW:
Totally just thinking that. I don't want to harvested for my sweet, sweet blood.
Morgenstern replied to RubyRoses:
"Totally just thinking that. I don't want to harvested for my sweet, sweet blood"
Ironicly, that's pretty much why I broke up with my first girlfriend.
Volcanic said:
That man is my new hero
Sockjuggler said:
Funny he should mention that, seeing how it's been scientifically proven that garlic does, in fact, *attract* vampires.
No, really. Just look at this:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7825135
Science!
Keljeck said:
In case anyone is wondering, the councilman is joking. He's just really really awesome at it.
http://www.ktla.com/videobeta/?watchId=c3ae3705-fbfd-41df-b97b-8c58e8c97f4e
demoncat said:
nice to see some counsil man has so much time that he is worried that removing some garlic planted on a corner will lead to some vampires coming into his town. and that the counsil man has a sense of humor to say that as a reason he does not want the garlic removed.
TrapJaw said:
Santa Carla could really use some proactive ideas like that. Might help their infamous notoriety as the "Murder Capital of the World."
Too bad it will never happen, what with there possibly being ghouls and werewolves occupying high positions at city hall.
whatsmyhouse said:
Lawndale?
More like Sunnydale!
...heh
Sithinious said:
If I'd been the newscaster, I would have responded with "well all right then, but what measures have taken repell ZOMBIES?"
Madness Monk said:
Councilman Jim Ramsey? I say GOVERNOR Jim Ramsey. Who else is with me?
thelordofhell said:
One thing about living in Lawndale I never could stomach.......all the damn vampires.
Hak Foo said:
Fool! This is why California is bankrupt!
Consider:
* Vampires are immortal.
* Many were wealthy nobles originally.
* Conservative investment over 500 years = a hell of a lot of money.
I say "Let them settle and stuff our coffins with tax revenue!"
ZeroCorpse said:
Why so down on garlic? Garlic is AWESOME. It would be cool to be able to step outside and pick some bulbs for my homemade sauce!
Church said:
HOLY CRAAP! THAT'S REDJACK!
WretchedWord said:
"By that logic I could say that this rock keeps tigers away."
"How does it work?"
"How does it work! It's just a stupid rock! But I don't see any tigers around, do you?"
"Lisa, I want to buy your rock."
Northsteve said:
"We might get vampires in here again!"
This is a man who has grappled with Vampires in the past.
