meh

Would have loved to have this while growing up. The Mega 'Bots can kick the crap out of the Letter People any day.

Pretty clever, though some of the rhymes do need work.

Seriously, Rob, you should do a F.A.Q. for Avatar--it is stupider than Transformers 2. I posted a couple of sets of questions and answers to get you started in the Avatar review comments, but here are some more:

* Na'vis are able to telepathically communicate with the birds. Scully's Avatr can communicate with the birds, but it is, directly, linked to his brain. Scully's brain does does not have the evolved symbiotic connections required to make this telepathic bond, so how can he communicate with the birds?
** Human ingenuity can overcome any technological limitations, physics, biology, and simple logic. Creationism, not evolution, is the true source of life.

* Why is a Marine, who has been trained to hunt and kill the natives, and knows nothing about their language or customs, far better at communicating with the Na'vis then an expert sociologist who has spent years studying them?
** Scientists are idiots.

* Those translucent jellyfish look kind of like Metroids.
** James Cameron, his movie studio and everyone else involved in the creation of this movie denies any familiarity with a series called Metroid. All further inquiries should be directed towards our lawyers.

* Those tantacled platforms were copied from Metroid Prime 3!
** They were slightly different--we mean, James Cameron, his movie studio and everyone else involved in the creation of this movie denies any familiarity with a series called Metroid. All further inquiries should be directed towards our lawyers.

Ukelele Man? Who the hell is he?

This is the most adorable thing ever conceived by man, or robot, or robot man.

It makes me giggle that this apparently has to do with Avatar some how as well..

Not every letter had a good rhyme, but it was WAY adorable!

Also, delightfully sexist!

The same person did a children's version of the Metal Gear Solid storyline.

Easily the least funny of Ashleys stuff, but in the running for most adorable.

It was ok but I'm not really a big fan of her voice.

I felt kinda nerdy when I saw it and realized I knew the different Mega Man robots vs the X robots. And I REALLY hope Ukulele man will be in ten.

I want to see this done for Cyberdreams' I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream:

Five souls, trapped, inescapably, in a cave...
Their tormentor, A.M, ranted and raved...
"I hate you with every fiber of my being..."
"More hatred than electrons, particles affected by your seeing..."
Ted went first, a man who would not anything share...
Believed he was perfect, from toes up to his hair...
A woman he loved, caught between Heaven and Hell...
He saved her by sacrificing all that was his dearth...
Left the cruel reality behind, and saw the scorched earth...
Benny was next, meek and helpless, it seemed, as a child...
His past, however, would prove less quiet and mild...
He could not eat what was not by others brought...
Food was the price of all the destruction he had wrought...
He saw the dead, alive, and realized his futility...
An acceptable of the past is no great ability...
Crucified, tortured, hopeless, he lost all his will...
It was through pain and realization that he got his fill...
Gorrister was next, his wife had once perished...
How could he have sacrificed all that he cherished?
An airship, about to explode, opened up to a load...
He saw his mother-in-law, her daughter killed...
He fed a man's heart to a jackal, wandered to desert...
A hole in the chest, nothing left to find or insert...
Nimdok, A.M. declared, was worst of them all...
He joined the Nazis, they saw through his rise, fall...
He tested experiments, sacrificed everyone else...
He was a Jew, his devotions were, truly, like gels...
He rescued the others, activated the powerful Golem...
He had nothing to show for it but a mere totem...
One woman remained, one who feared the color yellow...
Truth would come, as it does to all, and she mellow...
A man trapped her in an elevator, and he did say...
"I'll fuck you all night, and torture you all day!"
She fought back, though her hopes seemed quite slim...
She showed her power and, thus, the color grew dim...
All entered the brain, by the Russians and Chinese...
They saw man's Id, a thing that did as it pleased...
A superego, the balancing, uniting, peaceful force...
An ego, the thing that separates a man from a horse...
Four let themselves die, for the peace of the grave...
They claimed, was far better than man's deep cave...
Nimdok knew he was destined to burn deep in Hell...
He reopened Mars, and broke through man's shell...
Nimdok watches carefully and patiently waits...
Hoping man can escape his truly grim and dark fate...

Web things are either adorable or laugh out loud, but this manages to be both. Awesome.

"B" is for bomb-man, who loves to hear, "BOOM", as he blows up----
OH SHIT, IT'S HOMELAND SECURITY!! EVERYONE, GTFO NOW!!!!

I think a better use for the letter S would be:
"S is for Stingray, that's designed like a jet;
Along as you have Frost Tower, then why should you fret?"

I'll see if I can't come up with a U while I'm at work.

That's just silly. Everyone knows B is for Bubbleman.

I thought I was never going to stop laughing at Zero being the one who "doesn't know what he's fighting for."

Ohhh, that cutscene from X-4 was hilarious.

I recognize the background music
it's a song from OCRemix called "cutman sonata" I think. I used to listen to it when I was much younger. OCR's been around for a looong time now...