• It is anatomically correct, so the Japanese yet again surpass american design:)))

• I wasn't TOO horrified by this at first, then I noticed the bullet points on the right were red blotches. Fuck you Japan.

• You can't SAY DON'T CLICK IT, YOU'LL BE SORRY! DON'T CLICK IT, YOU'LL BE SORRY! DON'T CLICK IT, YOU'LL BE SORRY! DON'T CLICK IT, YOU'LL BE SORRY! DON'T CLICK IT, YOU'LL BE SORRY! That vociferously and expect us NOT to click it! You did that on PURPOSE and you KNOW IT! I don't need medication! At least I DIDN'T! BASTARDS!

• Opps...I put the blood in her butthole... Now I'm thinking of a Fan Fic to surpass Pokemon and perhaps The Other Story. Imagine a world where Jacob [of Twilight] makes Bella's a-hole bleed and Edward enters, all hungry and...let your imagination run wild...sicko...

• Hahaha do they come in Male version? XD

• ... ... ... Goddamnit, Japan...

• Thank God for small favors.

• *blink blink* ...WTF?

• When I saw the first picture, I was like "It can't be that bad." Then I clicked further, and I was like... OMGWTFBBQ. KHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!

• WTF... these japs are dead sick. What´s next, the 6 year old vagina simulator with real "PLEASE HELP ME, DON´T DO THIS TO ME" screams?

• ARGH! I thought the SAME THING.

• LOL, and it made my brother's dick taste like bananas. Plus it attracted ants.

• Was I the only who was relieved that the "bleeding" was because it was supposed to be a "virgin" and not because it was a rape-simulator?

• ow dude that just made this whole thing worse.... How you say? Well virgin blood felching is a whole new level of perversion.

• They needs to make it strawberry jelly in one and chunky peanut butter in the other... uuuh... orifice. That way you can use it to make pb&j sandwiches...

• At least it's not the Boku no Pico one...

• DO NOT BUY THIS!!! It's a total rip-off. The hymen action does not work like i thought it would and the red lotion smells like plastic.

• HOW DID I KNOW!! HOW DID I KNOW!! And crying by a guy at work.

• Well played, sir!

• Um...right. Now that I have that disturbing image in my head, I browsed more of the products on that site. They also sell a headless, disembodied torso. So if you bought this jelly dispenser and the torso, you could play serial killer... GOD DAMN IT ALL, IT'S OFFICIAL, I'VE FINALLY LOST MY FUCKING MIND. I'm gonna go drink some nyquil and go back to bed now.

• I wasn't sure I wanted to do this, but my girlfriend's curiosity dictated we find out. We now both regret it deeply.

• This product is so racist. The rubber skin is clearly caucasian playing an asian woman.

• GOD DAMN YOU. I KNEW WHAT I WAS GETTING INTO, BUT I CLICKED ANYWAY. WTF!

• Ugh!

• damn there is some sick fucking people in the world.

• I'm gonna buy this, put it on my kitchen table, and then fill one...cavity?...with ketchup, and the other with mustard (Grey Poupon,But of course!). And when I have visitors, I'll make up any excuse I can think of to get them in the kitchen so I can demonstrate it. I wonder if there's a matching head/disembodied mouth? I'd fill that with vanilla pudding. Maybe tapioca? Ranch dressing? I didn't think this way before I started reading FFF.....Thanks Topless Robot!

• Knew it wasn't gonna be good when the picture had blood splashes as bullet points. I probably won't buy it..I'd just use it once, and then I'd start piling shit on it, like my workout center.

• Same here. Not shcoked at all. Have seen much worse actually. What does shock me is the number of racial slurs in the comments to this post.

• Oh man, This....is....so....AWESOME!!

• [Insert Raiders of the Lost Ark Face Melting Here]

• ...Never, ever, again will I consume any red coloured jam. Ever. In fact, I may weep at the sight of it, so there's a portion of grocery store aisles I can never again venture down.

• Hahahahaha! LOL! My goodness!

• Nah. No thanks.

• wait, wait, wait: Chirio Aoi's a virgin?

• Might be good on toast!

• So......I study Japanese and thought it would be amusing to try translating it before clicking for the full article... Guess who knows the Japanese word for 'hymen' now...

• hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahaha ha

• Thanks. My grandmother was sitting next to me (she's pure Japanese) and was wanting to see what it was and translate it for me. She saw it. She translated it. She's buying one for me. $&%@ you, Topless Robot!

• Three bolded NSFW's in a single post. It was literally impossible for me not to click the jump, and all I got was a topless Japanese women. With the three bold NSFW's though, I was honestly expecting scat porn or something. The hymen-breaking vagtinator was a solid two NSFW's. But not three.

• I braced myself for something much worse, so the horribleness of this didn't really affect me. At least, that's what I thought when I first saw it. Now it's stuck in my head and I can't get it out. I CAN'T GET IT OUT. PLEASE HELP ME.

• That's what SHE said! (Sorry... couldn't resist.)

• And you all wonder why the Japanese birth rate is falling?

• im puzzed how they got it in the shape as her vagina, anus, and "hymen" action, i think i've said too much

• It's a testiment to how desencitised that the first thing I thought was WOW she has small boobs >_>

• Please don't use the word cut when talking about anything involving sex, and blood (even if it's fake)... Anyway, how the hell do they make these? Did they somehow replicate the whore's cunt, or did they just slap her name on some pre-existing product?

• It just speaks to how much this site has scarred me that I'm not in the least bit surprised about this. Ugh. How degrading to both sexes.

• Once again, I wonder about the people who actually make things like this. "How was work, dear?". "Horrible, our vagina mold machine was on the fritz!"

• Why does everyone assume it would be strawberry flavored... any fool would know it has to be cherry.

• I am Here.

• You know there's going to eventually be the "half-cut" version so you can fuck it in a mirror and watch your dick go into a vagina, just so you know what it looks like. I'll be surprised if it takes more than a year.

• i can't decide which is worse: this, or Roxxxy the Sexbot. either way, this one also deserves an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!

• how many asians have a dick that long to reach the very end? they always love to show the cut away in some messed up hentais ive came across,

• Ninety-five dollars? Unless it's based on Aya Hirano's snatch and comes with a CD or DVD of her voice with it, I'm not forking over that kind of money for one of these.

• "ho ho", I thought to myself,"how bad could it be?" Gahhhhh! Humanity is sick. On a side note, I wonder if this will be a standard feature on the sex robots for sale in the future.

• And the best thing is that it won't want to cuddle or talk about feelings afterwards.... Seriously, I just wouldn't put anything past the Japanese anymore. Nothing they do can surprises me. Doc

• OMG This is kinda awesome, in that horrible "Only-Japan-would-make-this" way. Now that being said let me clear up something: -I would never buy this. -This kinda really grosses me out. If I had a dick, I would not it bloody.

• This is nothing compared to the horrors I have witnessed on this site.

• but... strawberry jelly feels so good on there...

• Yeah, I know! I just saw a rap video with a black guy taking about hos. those n-----s are wacky too. (Be aware of the language you use, pal.)

• i wonder... if its strawberry flavor? ...I like strawberry flavor.

• At least it doesn't squeal or scream.

• I'm sure it's not that... DEAR GOD!

• It doesn't take a lot to phase me, but dear God, I feel like gouging my eyes out of their sockets.

• omg what was the approval meeting for that thing like and wonder how some one who orders it is going to manage to not have customs turn them over to homeland security and the fbi for possessing some sex product.

• I was expecting something horrible, but that is awesome. Don't like the whole virgin blood thing, but otherwise, five stars.

• Honestly, I don't know what I expected.

• I want one!!! I'll by one and pour some of that fake blood into her butthole so I can make it look like I took her butthole virginity too. I hope it's good and tight.

• JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

• It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...It hurts...

• DO NOT WANT!

• Eh. The Adam and Eve catalog sold a virginal fake pussy twenty years ago. I don't remember anything about blood for verisimilitude, but i think i remember replacement hymens. And marital aids have been touted as exact replicas of the stars for longer. everything old is new again.

• You want us to believe that thinking about that is the reason you are going to hell? I think not! If you are like any average TR reader your soul is marked by far more bleaker things.

• I'm in shock!

• That's fucked up, but before I clicked I was expecting the girl to be actually a dude. A fake, deflourable vagina is not nearly the worst japanese thing to be found on the internet.

• I'm not shocked or scared... I'm one of those guys that actually had that style of masturbatory aid when I was single... They're actually kind of nice! But yeah, I don't know that I needed it to "bleed" to have myself a good time. I could have probably just as easily used a sock full of KY and been satisfied... why the need to "improve" on something that is already extraneous at best?

• Oh god... The worst part is that we all know it's gonna sell like crazy. >_>

• I lol'd

• Hmmm... a masturbatory toy that bleeds... This would certainly put the Vatican in quite the pickle, wouldn't it? Don't they normally bless bleeding inanimate objects as miracles? Great... now I'm going to hell...

• Do you fill the entire vagina cavity with fake blood? That's what it looks like from the picture. Maybe I was doing something wrong, but in my history of hymen breaking, there was a little blood, but not enough to gush out of the entire cavity Evil Dead 2 style. Then again, Japanese culture has never shined away from excess blood spewing.

• They can incorporate THIS with the SEX DOLL, along with the voice of Hatsune Miku... oh boy... here comes the internet, taking weeaboo nonsense WAY TOO FAR.

• WHOSE. RESPONSIBLE. THIS.

• What does it say about me, that this only gets a "meh" from me?

• didn't phase me, thanks to the internet i've seen much worse.

• This is horribly inappropriate, sir, but I can't stop laughing. XD

• thanks to this blog, "when will death come" is more frequent in my vocabulary.

• According to Wikipedia, the United States has 5,500 warheads. Maybe we should actually use one of them. I kid, I kid. Seriously, I think the radiation did something to them.

• I see no room for my Guinea pig Hammy and where do I rest my Martini?

• Bottle brush.

• Can I refill it with strawberry jello?

• How do you clean those things after use? I mean...I'm assuming you don't pull out. Also, is there a big market for getting you dick all covered in strawberry jelly?

• I ought to say something about, it was just it was a question of time, before either the Germans or Japanese did this, but instead: Aghhr, Jesus, Darwin, Marx purge my eyes and dont ever let see raspberry jam again

• AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *head explodes like belloq's at end of raiders of the lost ark*

• Ditto. Not scared. Just sad.

• Great googley moogley! Those wacky Japs!

• I don't what it says about me that I'm not disturbed or freaked out at stuff like this. Don't get me wrong, I'm depressed to no end that there's a market for stuff like this, but I'm barely surprised.

• Sweet homo jesus this is fucked up!?!?!?! On a related note I pose a question. How does a PORN STAR'S vagina feel like a VIRGIN'S?? Isn't that some kind of oxymoron or imposibility? What the shit is wrong with the japanese?

• Awesome! I skipped the final detailed description of this wonderful product and studied the image, searching for whatever was unusual. It wasnt until I zoomed in with my tiny ipod screen that I understood, courtesy of an eyeful of pseudo-mung! I may now hate the japanese, men, vaginas, women, and humans. The worst part? Refilling when you run out of "juice." Is there anything more shameful and nasty? Don't you already feel like a putz after "regular" time when you just need to grab tissues? Is it strawberry flavored? Could you use NesQuick syrup? hwAAAauughrrfffFF!!! I made myself vomit there.

• it's not painted blue :P I don't understand what's wrong about it though LOL after that list of future killer cyborgs this is harmless. or maybe it's just me....

• When will death come indeed.

• Holy shit, this may be the first thing I order from JList!

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