• Aww, come on! Batmanuel totally carried all nine episodes of that abomination also known as 'The Tick'.

• Ah, I dunno. Obviously no one is as good as David Tennant, and his eyes are kind of weird...but I don't think he's too bad. It could have been a lot worse. Plus, this bullet magically kills the guy from regenerating. No matter what, he will NEVER come back. So by doing that, you kill off the Doctor forever! Rabid, murderous fans non-withstanding, the only Time Lord we'd have left would be freaking Jack Harkness. And he's gay, or something. :P

• I have kids; frak doesn't get me called to the school; the traditional alternatives would. That said, BSG is THE SHIT and Caprica is promising.

• Yeah. Bashir was awesome. Without him we would have been introduced to Section 31 and Luthor Sloan.

• The Twilight Saga may be a horrible plague unleashed upon our world, but sit tight for when "Breaking Dawn" gets released. http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html

• Saving the life of John Lennon is almost as noble as letting Trix Rabbit have some cereal. Almost.

• That's not nearly horrifying as Tri-Star's original ancient Greece-inspired mascot: Medusa.

• Your post kills me. I think you just described my ex-boyfriend perfectly. Bravo!

• I would choose a character never mentioned, but jeez... should he exist? Resurrection Smurf. Endless joy and vengeful rage!!

• Whoops. I just realized that it was only fictional characters. I guess it's just that every time I hear "assassinate" my brain automatically wants the next words to involve "the asshole who canceled Arrested Development."

• Caterpie. What a useless fucking pokemon.

• While on one hand I have to agree, my other seven hands see it differently. "Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely." I'm not going to tell George what to do with his universe. It's his universe and, besides, I was just over two months old when RotJ came out in theatres and unable to form the words needed to do so at the time it mattered. But I can and will think of him as a sell-out. He didn't create an elite force of primitive savages; he created a merchandising market and raped logic to fit it into the movie. What we got were teddy bears with the mobility of obese school children and the technology of late Cro-Magnon defeating the elite of the Empire. This is the equivalent of a team of highly trained marines armed to the teeth with bleeding edge weapon and defensive technology and an apache helicopter going back in time over 30,000 years and getting their asses handed to them by a tribe of pre-humans throwing rocks and sticks. Except those pre-humans aren't geared to be sold to children. Star Wars wasn't a serious movie series; of that I have no misconception. It had its humor and silliness. However, it had its dignity. All that got thrown out with the introduction of Ewoks.

• I'd agree with this although I do like Seph, I just hate the fanboys who name themselves shit like Sephernoths or Sepharawks in games like World of Warcraft... Same goes with all the ridiculous versions of Legolas that I've seen over the years.

• EDIT: noticed a typo in there... I would love to kill The Dungeon Master from the D&D cartoon. Look, I enjoyed the D&D cartoon just as much as anyone else but the little asshole who helps the kids by giving them awful clues was an absolute prick. His clues were the total opposite of Blue's Clues in that they were virtually unsolvable and obnoxious until the end of the episode when they make sense after the fact... One big gripe I have with him is his head. The best way I can describe it is that it looks as if Uatu the Watcher made sweet love to a Milk Dud and somehow in the process their offspring somehow gained a lovely white skullet along the way. It also goes without saying that he falls into that shitty category of small, obnoxious asshole cartoon characters, like Snarf, Orko, Muttley, Mega Man from Captain N... the list goes on and on... However, the most shitty thing about him is that he could have sent the kids home himself all along but because he's such a douchebag he decided to make them travel through all sorts shitty quests to try and get his son (Venger) back to normal or whatever.

• yeah but she's hot... so I like having her around on the show.

• Oh hi traffic light. Hi crosswalk. Hi speeding bus-- Oh hi Medical Examiner. >:)

• This answer has my vote!

• You, sir or madam, are awesome!

• While it's true that Seven sucked, the relationship with Chakotay wasn't all that unbelievable. Subtext or no, if a fictional dude is going to be believable he has to be just as susceptible to the power of dem tittiez as a real dude.

• I would have to go with Alf.. That little furry f**ker scares the living shit out of me....

• I'll admit that keeping the Hulk appealing is a challenge for any creator at the House of Ideas. No question. But the character represents a milestone in how readers and writers thought about the whole notion of superpowers. Long before Alan Moore posited that with great power comes complete and total alienation from humanity, Stan and Jack created a character who wanted nothing more than to rid himself of what made him something beyond human. Power as a curse was a novel idea at the time and helped fertilize the ground for more nuanced writing about power and powers.

• I dunno man; the Ewoks are sort of cool if you think about them as the ultimate expression of Lucas's invincibility during the '80s. Dude created a species of superstitious man-eating empire-destroying backwater guerrilla savages, marketed them to kids, and got away with it. They're like the space Taliban with added bloodthirst. I know I'll never perform a coup of that magnitude.

• This. Seriously, how many times has she suffered from a heart attack over the years?

• Dana Walsh from 24. Starbuck can suck it. Actually, go back and kill Kim Bauer at the 1st hour of season 1, so we don't have an abomination that is season 8. I think I'm alone on the 24 nerd boat :)

• ha ha! 600 entries! Rob is so screwed.

• You have succeeded in making me irrationally angry with this comment (which really takes a lot to do) My friend, your argument proves you obviously just don't understand the formula or subtle complexity of classic cartoons

• I would like to shake you warmly by the hand for this well put and amazing idea. It's sure to be unpopular with the fanboys but your reasoning is far too sound and I applaud you!

• I'm afraid DoctorSmashy wins, that's all there is to it.

• Sephiroth, no question. I am so sick of seeing Sephiroth fanboys all over the place, drooling over him. "Sephy is the best villain EVAR ^_^" "<3 Sephy! he's my hubby ^^; " Sephiroth is an idiot. Goddamn Jaws is a better villain.

• Very true! Though it's interesting to note that Yoruichi is the one that SOIFON blathers over and cries that she doesn't love her.

• PS. I didn't watch the sailor moon series myself, I just saw a couple of clips on youtube.com once. It was more then enough to make me hate the entire series. And for some reason, I have the feeling that some nerds like to fantasize about her. And sadly, I found out (The hard way), That some of them fantasize about the "Mini-Moon" Character. (What is that brat's name anyway?) I'm not sure whether that's funny in a twisted way, or just plain disturbing....

• Scrappy...fucking...doo. Done and done.

• I would love to kill The Dungeon Master from the D&D cartoon. Look, I enjoyed the D&D cartoon just as much as anyone else but the little asshole who helps the kids by giving them awful clues was an absolute prick. His clues were the total opposite of Blue's Clues in that they were virtually unsolvable and obnoxious until the end of the episode when they make sense after the fact... One big gripe I have with him is his head. The best way I can describe it is that it looks as if Uatu the Watcher made sweet love to a Milk Dud and somehow in the process became adorned with their offspring somehow gained a lovely white skullet along the way. It also goes without saying that he falls into that shitty category of small, obnoxious asshole cartoon characters, like Snarf, Orko, Muttley, Mega Man from Captain N... the list goes on and on... However, the most shitty thing about him is that he could have sent the kids home himself all along but because he's such a douchebag he decided to make them travel through all sorts shitty quests to try and get his son (Venger) back to normal or whatever.

• I love you, Fidgety. And I'm female and I'm not gay. But I love you.

• I love you, Fidgety. And I'm female and I'm not gay. But I love you.

• Besides, bald can be really, really sexy...

• With great power comes great responsibility. God has infinite power. And yet the Holocaust happened.

• Dr. Samuel Beckett. Leaping from life to life cleaning up peoples messes, jumped around by a god he doesn't pray to. Sweet merciful zombie Jeebus. Sam has gone through and altered history more than anyone else in popular fiction. The butterfly effect doesn't even begin to describe what he has done. Maybe, and this is a goddamn long shot here, but maybe everything he did actually made things better than they were up to the point in the future where Al and Gushi were able to measure. What of the future beyond that? Did he unknowingly allow someone to survive that became a super neo-nazi who wants to clone Hitler(which is all those guys want to do.) It is also the merciful thing to do. I can hear him singing the old southern standard, "I am weary, let me rest." Please Rob, let me plug the good doctor.

• Sheila, Kyle's mom from Southpark, because she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls. Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, and Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha be-atch.

• Kevin from The Venture Bros. The Moppets are horrible characters anyway, but the half-assed ebonics from Kevin just make me cringe whenever he's on screen. Plus, bonus, Tim-Tom might go crazy and leave the show.

• A lot of people have it in for God or Jesus, but aren't we missing someone here? I want to take the Holy Spirit. Easily the most pointless character in fiction. What an asspull. We have God: all powerful, omnipotent, distant, looming. We have Jesus: teaches, walks among us, spokesperson. Then we have...a puff of smoke that's sometimes a dove or some fire. Apparently angels weren't up to the task as far as messengers go. What, were the authors of the bible looking for a way to fill in the gaps of power? Did they have a hard-on for the number 3? Did they want to work some Santa-esque knows when you're sleeping/awake/bad/good angle? How did they come up with that crap. God I understand, the ideas has been part of humanity since the beginning, way of explaining mysteries. And there's evidence of a dude named Jesus that went around preaching. But how do you get to, "And there's this invisible force that is everywhere but does nothing." I mean at least give it some personality. Besides, killing spirits/ghosts is always fun.

• George Costanza must be killed. Gunshot wounds are too merciful, we need to assemble a committee, set up auditions for torturers American Idol style. That man is a cancer. His inexplicable ability to survive and thrive is only eclipsed by his ability to drain the worth out of the lives of others. The man has the gall to presume that the world conspires against him, while he himself lives a life of manipulation, falsehood, treachery, sexual predation, arrogance, idolotry, and spite. The man has drugged others, ruined careers, used women, defamed the indigent, and even set in motion a death for which we was indifferent if not relieved. He must be made to answer. His sins cry out for blood atonement.

• Mer-Man. I never could bring myself to buying the toy. He has a face that looks like he's just walked in to see Beast-Man giving it to Mer-Girl. Saucer eyes and in shock. Perpetually dim witted, which is a pity as he's not as dumb as Beast-Man. But he messed up too many of Skeletor's initially cool plots, and he always seemed to end the episode flapping his flippers away from a cursing Skeletor, gurgling apologies all the way. Surely he deserved a cap in the back of the head for being one of the most campy, whining, ineffective henchmen ever.

• I'm gunning for Voldemort because he's a sissy, overly dramatic villain who's already died an incredibly pathetic death. But shooting him would prove that humanity, with all its technological advancements in armed conflict, doesn't need protection from a body whose most effective killing mechanism is an avoidable flash of green light. I'll mount that snakey bastard's head over my fireplace. Guns>Wands He's lucky he didn't try to pull that crap in the U.S. That is all

• I want to kill the collective 4Chan entity known as Anonymous. Seeing as how it is the final boss of the internet, I can expect to gain, in addition to the half-million dollar cash reward, free lifetime access to all porn paysites. I'll never have to leave my bunk again.

• I vote for Azrael from DC comics. That was the worst part of the Knightfall arc in Batman, I almost stopped reading them because of that.

• Suuuch a dumpface. D:

• I shot Kenny...because I was born out of wedlock.

• I'd shoot Eve from the Book of Genesis. If it weren't for that bitch, I'd be partying naked in the woods with comely, equally naked broads while naming/chilling with harmless versions of nature's most powerful predators. And I'd get to ride dinosaurs. I'D GET TO RIDE FUCKING DINOSAURS!!!! Plus, thanks to her, I had to be ritualistically waterboarded as an infant. THAT SHIT STAYS WITH YOU, DAMMIT!

• LOVE Jack Chick's God. He's such an over-the-top asshole...

• Gary Oak a.k.a the biggest cock block in all of videogames. Fuck him. Dude is a superior douche, even in defeat, actually especially in defeat, and you know that's where all the other antagonists from the other generations got it from. A ten year old with a convertable and a harem of bitches. That shit's messed up. As soon as he "convieniently" makes a move for the pokemon that "happens" to have the type advantage over the one I just picked, I'll shoot him in the stomach and watch him slowly bleed out. I'll tell him I'll "smell him later" just before the light leave his eyes. Then I'm taking all three starters and whatever else is in the lab. With his grandson splattered across the floor, Oak ain't doin' shit to stop me. Old man expects me to catch 'em all(something he failed to do when he was yound btw) but won't tell me where in the game he gets all those rare ones? Fuck him, too. And his dead lineage. Vindictiveness, I choose you!

• What are you doing posting comments? Shouldn't you be finishing that fan-fiction?

• CURSE YOU!!! I wanted to kill soo many from various fiction.... Yu-Gi-Oh, Sailor Moon, TMM-MMP if you're into the dub, (I hate them soo much I won't even give them the respect of naming them), Pokemon, Digimon, Naruto, and many others.... I hated those ones because of their stupidity. But if you're limiting it to one character I'd have to say, "Sailor Mini-Moon" (What is Her name?) from The Sailor Moon Series. I saw her character once and that was enough. I hated the series in it's entirety after that.

• Tingle was the very first character that came to mind. Creepy, Michael Jackson-esque little man! "Tingle Tingle Kooloolimpah!" **BANG** done.

• well for my one bullet, i'm gonna have to shoot Deadpool. deadpool is awesome, yes. i agree. however, marvel comics destroyed wolverine by turning him into the posterboy of the company and putting him on every single cover and in every single storyline whether it was pertinent or not. eventually we ended up with some really shitty movies that starred wolverine and destroyed his character even more. (and if any of you try to say that Wolverine: Origins was a good movie, feel free to jump in front of the bullet for deadpool.) therefore, this is more of a mercy killing for deadpool. marvel is just slapping him on top of everything and they're going to destroy his character the way they destroyed wolverine.

• Unquestionably, the character I would most likely have called a douchebag if I knew what a douchebag was, and most deserving of death is Farkus 'bulk' Bulkmeier from MMPR. This inane jackass was a constant thorn in the side of our beloved heroes and was a distraction those teens just did not need. Life is hard enough when trying to balance homework and saving the world. The last thing the Rangers needed is a fat, self-righteous asshole to throw a pie at them, completely ruining the Juice Bar's bake-sale fundraiser!!! Without a socially acceptable hangout, who knows what the impressionable teens of Angel Grove will get involved with? Perhaps worst of all though, Farkus has gone out of his way to corrupt Eugene Skullovitch, a bright kid who was just looking for a friend and fell in with the wrong crowd. No doubt about it. One free kill? Bulk!

• Eeyore, and frankly I'm ashamed that I'm the first person to mention him. He's a suicidal depressive personality smack in the middle of a children's story for no other reason than to kill dreams. The only reason he's still around is because his cowardice is the only thing greater than his cynicism. So put one clean to the back of the head. No muss, no fuss, no pain. Everyone wins. Eeyores no longer is a part of the cold cruel world, children can have their hopeful childhoods, and the inhabitants of the hundred acre wood no longer have to get up at three in the morning to talk the attention-whoring donkey off the ledge.

• I would kill Jubilee. Why you ask? Her power is using fucking fireworks that can't do shit to anything. She also almost ruined the x-men cartoon from the 90s because of her constant whining, failing at fighting and just being a royal waste of space. They tried to make her the new Shadowcat and it just did not work. Man, I wish she had died in the cartoon so they would have hopefully been forced to kill in the comics as well.

• Roland of Gilead (***HUGE SPOILER ALERT***) I went through 4,696 pages of poorly written Stephen King drivel, just to find out that whenever he finds The Dark Tower, his quest starts over, and he has no memory of having found it. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! Yes, I understand it's about the journey and not the destination, but really, The Dark Tower series was the biggest cocktease of all time. Yes, Stephen King stroked my cock for 20 years, and yet I never got to release. You gave me blueballs, Steve. Hope you're happy. Here's the test: If you found out in the first 20 pages that his quest was going to start over with nothing accomplished after over 4000 pages, would you keep reading? So, here's my new beginning to the series: "The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger...was suddenly shot in the face. The end."

• I'd would kill Harley Quinn. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against her character, but from a story perspective, her death could be monumentous, because of her unique relationship with Joker. Joker is the achetypal sociopathic villian and template for countless homages and rip-offs. His whole ideology revolves around nihilism and anarchism predicated on the belief that all earthly attachments and self-imposed codes are inherently meaningless, with only as much strength/validity as we are willing to give them in a given situation. His humor is in, among other things, forcing others to confront their own hypocrisy, moral relativism and capacity for evil. In a way, it's its own form of absolutism which masquerades as relativism. His relationship with Quinn, however, betrays a capacity for what he dismisses as hollow constructs in others, which is often obscured by his sadism. We've seen him react in defense of Quinn's life and "honor" in several instances, and sharing the spoil of crime with her seems to genuinely give him pleasure. No other subordinate/conhort/partner/ally has evoked such sincere responses from him. So I'd like to kill her, particularly in a manner that the Joker would otherwise appreciate and frame it on a Batman associate, to see how he reconciles his code of detachment with the loss of what for him was the perfect relationship; the absolutism of human opportunism vs. the kind of personal anecedote he would otherwise dismiss. I don't want it to go the cliche "I've now realized the error of my ways and will true to make ammends" route or the equally cliche self-destruct grief spiral. I'd rather see him immerse himself in philosophical instrospection, exploring the relationship and what it revealed about his resolve and conviction. And in the end, I'd like to see him gain additional layers as a character. I'd also like to gauge reactions from others within the DC universe, namely law enforcement: those sympathetic, those who invoke karma, those who are indifferent, etc. Basically not knowing anything about comics, I couldn't drop names as to who I would like or wouldn't like to see handles this, but I'm sure someone with the necessary talent is out there.

• The clown doll from Poltergeist. Singlehandedly murdered the childhoods of millions. Wipe him out. Please.

• One fictional, cartoon, character that needs a bullet in his head, is Dennis the Menace. I really am shocked that the little punk has not been tied up and shot by Mr. Wilson. Seriously, that poor old man would have long ago tied that blonde haired punk up in the basement and hooked a car battery to his nuts. Especially the one in the live action movie.

• Hannah Montana 1) For the good of all music and mankind. 2) To legitimately try and convince an entire jury that the murder of Miley Cyrus is a separate case.

• Funny i was thinking Bob Sagat (sp?). But i wasn't sure he would qualify

• Palpatine, without him Anakin wouldn't be evil, Padme would still be alive, Qui-gonn would still be alive, Obi-wan would stick around to kick ass instead of going to watch over Luke, Luke would have never kissed his sister, Mace Windu would still be alive, Yoda would stick around to kick ass instead of going into exile, Alderan would still be more than a bunch of space shards, and no order 66. The only perceivable downside would be no Christopher Lee.

• So I agree with you on everything but the point about poor Julian. D:

• Person to kill: Sailor Moon, Reason: "Because It's stupid, wrong, and if you watch it, you're selling your soul to Satan. She's not even hot! And the DBZ-crossover hentai HAS TO STOP!" If you jerk off looking at this crap, I suggest you castrate yourself and do humanity a favor.

• At 1st i thought I would pick claire from heros right at the end of the 1st season. Kill the cheerleader save the series. It could have ended there with her death. A single season of perfection with no follow up. But then i realized that even if i killed her they would have just sent hiro back in time and we would have had to watch pretty much the same shit they have been giving us so i use my magic bullet for the good of mankind. I'm gonna kill the roadrunner. 'Cuz seriously. Willey coyote is one of the engineering wunderkids of the the century and he could probably have us colonizing mars in a year if he didnt have to spend his days chasing that damn bird. Clearly all he wants isdinner so he can begin work on something important like a space elevator. So lets kill the freakin bird, make gravy from the giblets and get our Acme asses to Mars!

• Harry Potter. The whiny little bitch should've done us all a favor and pulled a completely non-Harry, self-sacrificing move to kill Lord V. It would've made me appreciate his character more AND it would've saved us all from that god awful epilogue.

• I watched it too, here and there, it was funny.

• who'd id kill? God. no not THE God, but the God from the oddly popular bigoted anti-everything Jack Chick Tracts. Kill the God from that series and all the characters will make up their own morality rather than quoting the bible no matter how wrong it sounds (like the one where it encourages children molested by their parents to stay with them) and then we wont have all these little strips being handed out as "advice" to people. yippie

• Hamlet. Don't get me wrong, I love Shakespeare, but Hamlet really needs to shut up and stop being a whiny bitch. If "To be or not to be" is the question, then I guess an emphatic "NOT!!!" is the answer. Plus, without the character of Hamlet to obsess over, high school English teachers can instead focus on the badassery of Iago in Othello. Because he's made of awesome.

• Rose Tyler after the 9th Doctor. Mostly for the effect she had on the 10th Doctor. He acted like the socially inept kid that the cheerleader was giving attention to whenever Rose was around.

• Nick Fury - - killed by the Ultimate (Black) Nick Fury.

• All you guys can rag on me for having watched this show, but Heather from Total Drama Island. Such a fucking bitch, I just want to send her into the fucking Pit of Carcoon.

• Astro from The Jetsons. Why? Because fuck Astro.

• Mine too.

• This one gets my vote.

• first 12? uhhhh.... who was the villian of 12? Vann? I just googled 12 and still dont know who the villian was. Ohhh, I know, Darth Vader! The gambit system! The hunts? the lack of plot?

• Danny Fucking Tanner from Full House before he met his dead wife. Why Danny and not anyone else in that insipid house hold? Tanner's death ensures DJ, Stephanie and Michelle don't exist, Uncle Jessie never has to move in sticks with the Rippers and probably dies of a heroin overdose, and Joey Gladstone without Danny to be his friend in childhood becomes a depressed person and kills himself accidentally at age 16 by auto erotic asphyxiation. Killing Danny Tanner makes the world a better place for everyone.

• Ezri Dax - Easily. Star Trek DS9 replaced the lovely Jadzia Dax with this grating upstart, then insisted upon her 1-dimensional character by making her a point of emphasis every single week, even going so far as to pair her up with the insanely unlikable Dr. Bashir... grrr... I'm drowning in the bile of my own hate just thinking about her! Each time Worf had a scene with her, I prayed for him to lop her head off with his bat'leth, or "accidentally" strangle her to death in mid-coitus.

• Who would I kill? I'd kill Jones. The cat. That little bastard was always getting lost in the bowels of the Nostromo, and because he's a cat and thus fuzzy and supposedly helpless, people kept going to look for him. This actually leaves him personally responsible for a good portion of the alien-human encounters in the first ALIEN film, and did those ever turn out well for the humans? Hell no. If not for that damn cat, more heads than Ripley might have survived the initial encounter, and more than one voice of dissent might have saved some extra grief and heartache down the line. So, yeah. Damn cat.

• Dude...You can't take Ivan Drago away from the world. And it's a fictional person you're killing, so by all means kill Lundgren's version of Frank Castle, or his...."interpretation" of He-Man. But you leave Drago the fuck alone. Or he will "break you."

• I'd kill the Green Lantern just so they'd have to retcon the current arc and piss people off. Or make them happy. Win win in some cases

• I think the final death blow would be that kazoo shoved as far down her throat as I could possibly manage. "Let's see what you write now, bitch."

• Actually come to think of it, I do believe Daniel Jackson has died more often then the Doctor.

• corky romano, the trailer alone was cause enough for me to choose him and if you don't know who that is then consider yourself lucky

• To further augment my last post: Shiki is your typical "Rei Ayanami" type (read: zero personality). Her appearance in the Samurai Shodown series only served to complicate the plot (creation of Yuga... seduces Haohmaru and turns him evil... searches for her unborn child... romantically linked to Asura, another creation of Yuga, only he has the personality of your typical angry swordsman... UGH!). And don't even get me started on what happens in "Samurai Shodown: Warrior's Rage 2". (Shiki disappears and her unborn child is named Mikoto, who may or may not share Shiki's abilities... Haohmaru gets old... Nakoruru becomes a forest fairy... DOUBLE UGH!!) A bullet to the head would be too simple; her demise would require some creativity. Any character defeated by "Boss" Athena in SVC Chaos gets turned into an animal by her, so after her inevitable defeat, I'd make sure she was transformed into a snake, then I'd crush her with an enormous cartoon-sized mallet. Goodbye, plot complications- hello, return to credibility.

• I'd kill Jabba the Hut. Why? Because no Jabba means no Slave Leia. That's right. NO SLAVE LEIA. I'm sick of this fetish crap, it's gone on for far too long. The first time I saw Leia I thought wow, a smart, take-charge action film heroine on par with her male counterparts. She was as much a part of her rescue as her rescuers, she was the first person to match wits with Han, she stood up to Vader, and was in intrigral part of rebel high command. Even in the slave scenes I saw her a someone made to be a sexualized object, only to turn the tables on her objectifier and take him out when no one in the galaxy apparently was able or ballsy enough to. But apparently this impression was lost on the broader fanbase which reacted in a collective, "WHOA BEWBS!" And so that became her legacy. Luke restored the Jedi order, redeemed Vader, and was an intrigral part of balancing the force; Vader was the ultimate evil badass ideal who later sacrificed himself for peace; Han was a slick, badass, man's man. And Leia? She's Luke's sister, Vader's daughter, Han's plus one, and OMG GOLD BINIKI!!!! If there's anything prime-time commercial have taught me, it's that erections lasting more than 4 hours should be checked out by a doctor, this one has gone on for almost thirty years. Let it go. Or better yet crank one out to "Leia" as she appears in 2010, and see if any of you will ever be able to find your penises after that. So if killing the space slug is all it takes to restore a sci-fi feminist icon to her rightful place and away from the sweaty palms of hyper-ventillating nerds, then so be it. Hell, I'll climb on top of the bastard myself and salt him to death with my rage-filled tears.

• Unlike most on this site, I'm naming a character I actually like. Daniel Jackson of Stargate/SG-1 must die...permanently (he's died more often then Jean Gray). Let me be clear: I adore Michael Shanks as Daniel Jackson, who gets hotter EACH YEAR. But that is all beside the point. This man is toxic to the well-being of humans. Every time he makes a "discovery" that will redefine the future of humanity, usually involving the Ancients, he also starts a war. He figures out the Stargate. Enters the Goa'uld: parasites who dominate the galaxy. He discovers the Stagate address to Atlantis. Enters the Wraith: immortal life-source sucking vampires. He finds a cool communication device that transports his consciousness to another galaxy. Enter the Ori: Evil Ancients. Three inter and extra-galactic wars are due to Daniel. Also, any woman who dates this guy either is, was, or will become evil. Two actually became hosts for the Goa'uld. So death to Daniel.

• This. And I thought I hated children BEFORE I read The Scarlet Letter...

• Ashley from Resident Evil 4. Just throw a rock or learn to run or something...

• I'd kill Near from Death Note, that cocky little white-haired bastard. Not only is he irritating as hell, with his stupid little toys and complete lack of a personality, but he managed to beat our god, Kira! That BASTARD!

• You heartless animal. Flo is awesome. Progressive commercials are the only car insurance commercials that don't suck out loud.

• Thank you. FUCK Catcher in the Rye. That book SUCKED, and Holden was a whiny little bitch.

• I fucking hated her. Ughh. Good fucking call...

• Ahh!!!!!

• Not Yoruichi. She is awesome. (Hopefully, she won't ever be lowered to that state...)

• What was it they called people like you?.. Oh yeah, a hater, and you sound like an especially pathetic hater :p. You also sound like a console fanboy and I hate both those kinds of people... I just figured I should point that out...

• I would definitely kill Punky Brewster's Glomer. That furry, annoying asshole. He was a total failure and they had to always fix whatever stupid thing fucking Glomer did while fooling around with his magic powers, WTF. I HATE you, "leprechaun gopher".

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