• Wow, that skydiving picture is amazing! Looks unreal...

• Vin diesel shud've been there too.

• Guys, m sure Vin diesel shoud've been there!!

• Become a fan of the Expendables facebook page! Watch the trailer, check out movie stills and read about the cast - http://www.facebook.com/expendablesmovie

• Only if they have lines involving 'Goddam Sexual Tyranosaurus.'

• Actually, a little known secret is that the Duke is their father, literally.

• As soon as I saw that Statham/Li were in this movie, I was all, I AM SO THERE. I may have grown a beard though just from the excess testosterone oozing out of my monitor.

• sorry bout doubling up... firsties lol

• All I can say as an old school action fan is ..... FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• All I can say as an old school action fan is FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Are you fucking kidding me? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!? STALLONE? STATHAM? THE GOVERNATOR? BRUCE WILLIS? STONE COLD? JET LI? AND POSSIBLE MACHO-MAN RANDY SAVAGE IN THE SAME FUCKING MOVIE??? OH HELL YEAH!!! I MIGHT HAVE TO RID MYSELF OF THIS EXCESS TESTOSTERONE AND GO HUNT, KILL, DRESS, AND EAT A FREAKING GRIZZLY BEAR!!! This is NOT A FUCKING APRIL FOOL'S JOKE! THIS IS REAL FUCKING LIFE, SON!!! GRRRR!!! ARGHH!!! I MUST GO PUNCH SOMETHING, I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!!!

• Oh man this is the action movie every action-movie-loving-chick has been waiting for! What a cast! I always loved the Statham-Li combo and it's great to see them together again. But now it's even better cause it's got such classics! It was pretty awesome seeing Stallone, Willis, and Schwarzenegger all at once. I feel like they need Kurt Russell to show up somewhere though. I am dragging my bf to this movie whether he likes it or not.

• duuuuuuuuuuuuuude, actually this has to be a prank for april's fools... you forgot that dolf lundgren is in this movie elseway

• Is it me or is there something up with Stallone's face?

• Is Mickey Rourke going to have that streaky hair for every movie now? At least Nick Cage varies his ridiculous hairdos in his movies.

• I have a boner, and I don't even have a penis! This is just THAT awesome!!!

• i...i...oh god!! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!! IT'S TRUE!! YOU CAN NOT PUT SO MUCH AWESOMENESS IN ONE MOVIE WITHOUT TRIGGERING THE APOCALYPSE!!!!

• I think they'll need to show this movie on planes at first, because the only way you'll be able to leave the theater appropriately after seeing this is via skydiving.

• FUCK this is amazing. Can't wait. I am sort of sad that neither Jeff Speakman nor Van Damme are in it, but I'm caring less and less after that viewing.

• HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS SO PACKED FULL OF AWESOME I JUST MASTURBATED ON MY OWN FACE! Kebabyuchenko xxx

• Every generation a movie of most epic and action proportions comes along...

• This is like Destroy All Monsters for action movie heroes. It even seems a little like our generation's version of The Dirty Dozen. I'm not sure I even remotely understand the story (a group of mercenaries is going to overthrow an entire country?) But I think I want to see it.

• i am willing to bet that all the women in the front row during the screenings of this movie will become pregnant by credits roll

• Looks like Arnold only has a cameo, oh well.

• This may be the film that finally out-testosterones the Predator cast.

• If only Steven Seagal were in it, it would be perfect. Oh, and maybe Reb Brown. And Alan Steele.

• I've been looking so forward to this movie. The only thing I don't like is the fact that the included nu-metal song will be on the soundtrack. That hurt.

• He's probably only doing a cameo.

• Clinton did it for Contact while he was president.

• it feels too weird having willis, stallone, lundgren, and scharwzenegger in the same flick, like, i-accidentally-walked-into-an-all-gay-gymnasium weird. a gay friend once told me that gay women are so because of an overabundance of estrogen. at the time i scoffed him for trying to play one on me, but now i'm starting to see it. easy prediction: The Losers > The Expendables > The A-Team

• Ya'll better see it opening night, that film reel is likely to explode on contact with movie theater air!

• Shit, I grew an extra nut just from watching that! I guess I'm just gonna have to see this thing pants-less.

• This movie looks like a massive amount of awesomeness contained in a ball of even more awesomeness. That scene with Arnold, Bruce and Sylvester looks to be the greatest scene ever in the history of ever.

• I wonder how many paid consecutive showings for a single movie you can attend before the theater management calls the cops on you? After finding out, I'll spend my remaining monies on the Blu-Ray in hopes that the commentary will include most/all of them grunting and rambling on about what the set must have been like with all this awesomeness on running around on it.

• It looks glorious. Sidenote: That much testosterone in one film? I can smell the unintentional homoeroticism from here.

• Austin is great. This is going to be a f'cking great movie!

• This seems like the super-decade. You get super bands everywhere, movies with these super casts... but how about something massive and new? I mean, who are the new Stallone, Arnold, or Bruce? Who will be the new AC DC? how about the new Metallica? Are all this things supposed to last so long? I guess not, once the nostalgia business is over. Anyway... I came on my pants.

• there is a god. also, I can't wait to write fanfiction for this >:)

• If Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan make cameos in this I may orgasm right there in the Cinaplex...

• Oh. It's Seven Samurai / the Magnificent Seven. Which were each, in their time, the manliest movies ever. So that time is now, then.

• He directed, what do you expect?

• Ernie Hudson? Why the hell should Hudson be in it? Carl Weathers, of course, but not Hudson. I mean, if Hudson deserves to be in it, then we should probably get Ackroyd and Ramis to heave around machine guns in it, too.

• Omg. Omg. OMG!!! This is gonna be ridiculously and illegally awesome! (And yet, with so much potential to suck so bad... and be all the better for that!) I'll second whoever it was who said it here: Best. Action. Cast. Ever!!! It has to be the MANLIEST and BALLSIEST movie ever made by man - fuck, there should be a law against that or something! I gotta see that in the theaters NOW!

• I have the sneaking suspicion they spent the entire budget of this movie on big ego actors and explosives. Thus, leaving nothing for everybody else. Maybe, hopefully (please, God, just once?), this movie will defy my expectations of massive suck-tatude and not make me want to dunk my head in battery acid.

• Too much testosterone... can't... make... it!

• My dream is that this movie is successful enough to warrant a sequel. A sequel that would be filmed once the Governator is out of office and Bruce Willis is willing to do more than a cameo. Sly, Arnold, and Bruce on screen for multiple scenes of carnage. I could then die a happy man.

• How did they contain all this awesome on a simple film roll?

• Why didn't you use the "Dolph Lundgren" tag for this post?

• I know I'll get a lot of "what an idiot" responses to this, but how is Governator in this movie? Can you be in a movie if you're the governor of a state? I thought he had to give up his acting career. Well, at least it looks like a pretty decent movie.

• That would have been the cinema equivalent of dividing by zero! Best. Action. Cast. Ever.

• Not to the seem degree, but they did the same basic thing. They had all the traditional elements, just remixed a bit more than usual.

• That was the funniest thing I've read in a while! I just wonder how it could be legal to put this much kick ass in one movie?

• This will be so epically awful yet so amazing at the same time! If they all battle it out in a battle royal I swear I will eat my head!

• The only way this might be better than I expect is if they CGI John Wayne in. The Duke is the father of all these guys careers.

• tag line: <i>"The movie with more testosterone in 90 minutes than your testicles will produce in a lifetime."</i> I can't wait for the Diesel cologne to come out for this one.

• Man, 'Asians aren't real people' seems to be a theme in trailers lately.

• Uh, and Ernie Hudson. Plus, I kind of feel like the Rock should have gotten in here somewhere.

• AAAAAAAHHHH!!! OH MY GREAT GOOD LORD!!!1 MUST SEE NOOOOW!!! The best part is, even if it's terrible it's STILL gonna rule! Actually, it might be cooler if it IS terrible!

• Yeah- but did you feel that way about those last two James Bond movies?

• I swear, my eyes are itching from all the testosterone in that trailer.

• I think they might require a certain testosterone level to be allowed to see this movie.

• When "THE EXPANDABLES" hits the Cinemas, i will get totally drunk while watching it. And after the Movie i gonna rip my Shirt off fuck a raw Steak and eat a hooker.^^ What totally testestoron driven things will u do after watching it ?

• If Charisma shows the tit-ays, all the better.

• Way too much awesome in one movie! If they had included JCVD , Chuck Norris or the corpse of Bruce Lee it would technically be illegal under the Geneva Convention.

• While I have no interest at all in seeing this, this must go down in history as THE MOST MANLIEST MOVIE EVER. Statham? Stallone? Li? Lundgren? Austin? Couture? Willis? Schwarzenegger? AND Rourke? Christ. I'm pretty sure that much testosterone on one screen at once is going to instantly make every man in the audience grow an extra nut and every woman grow chest hair.

• No "Rock" in there? WTF!

• The Losers is looking pretty good, like an A-Team movie should, except cooler.

• PLANET HOLLYWOOD:THE MOVIE-TO THE EXTREME!!!!!! That being said,I'll definitely be there....because I give it less than 5 years before Hollywood decides to do a remake with Pretty Boy WB actors who all look 12 and only sparkle when they get angry instead of firing guns.

• Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy

• So Cool. Why didn't they do this in the 90's when they were in their prime?! Ah, sour grapes... I must see this glorious action movie Valhalla! Must. See. In. Theaters!

• And Stallone? AND Stallone?! <b>AND</b> STALLONE?!?! What the fucking fuck.

• That's actually kinda the point. This movie is sort of a last hurrah for the big action stars of the past couple of decades, with some new-ish blood thrown in for good measure. It is absolutely supposed to evoke the same kind of feel that the action movies of the '80s did. This movie is like wrapping up in a big, testosterone-coated blanket spattered with the blood of America's enemies. ;) It's kinda like the James Bonds movies; they're mostly variations on the same thing over and over, but that's one reason they're so much fun. You know what you're getting, and it's comforting and reassuring, like spending some time with an old friend you haven't seen in years. I'm sure this movie won't be the best of the year or anything, but it'll be damn fun. I can't wait.

• I need to see that. Not I want to, not I have to, I NEED TO!

• Wow, that's alot of accents.

• AT LAST!!! (in the voice of prince GORO)

• And Jesse Ventura.

• Mind Blown. Pants Jizzed. Money for food switched to money for Expendables. Ready now.

• Was there even ONE complete English sentence in there? Hope you boys enjoy this. Nothing against the guys (so nice to see Dolph off the SyFy Channel) but I feel like I've seen this before, several times.

• I could live without Austin and Couture in there, but the presence of Li and Statham more than makes up for them. I will see this.

• Was Carl Weathers unavailable? He's the only person missing.

• hater.

• ...words are failing me ...must..watch..now..loosing consciousness..all blood in body going to massive action boner.....(collapses onto keyboard)tgkvfvftgyfvtgfvtgfvtgtgtgtgytgftgftgftgffvtgtgftgfvfvtgfvtgtgfgt

• Well since Charisma Carpenters in this-- how can it go wrong... But I didnt see the Segway anywhere.

• Try as I might, I can't get excited for this. Looks generic and whatnot. I'm still more excited for the A-Team.

• Never mind, now it's back.

• Fuck and Yes.

• I can't wait

• oh. my. god.

• The video seems to be gone.

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