The 10 Greatest 1980s TV Show Theme Songs

By Chris Cummins in Daily Lists, TV
Monday, April 19, 2010 at 8:03 am
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The past is getting further away everyday. That brilliant observation seems like something Criswell would say, yet it remains utterly, unchangeably true. Or does it? With the help of nostalgia, the Internet and a Hollywood production slate packed with remakes, reboots and sequels we may never have to leave this pop culture limboland from which we are firmly entrenched. Yesterday's franchises become tomorrow's tentpoles. The past is the present...and the future. Whoa. Here's some more mindblowers: The Empire Strikes Back is 30 years old. "Rock Me Amadeus" is officially an oldie. Small Wonder is out on DVD, and some people are actually happy about this. Even though the 1980s are long gone, in a substantial way they never truly will be -- because so many of its TV show theme songs are still stuck in our heads, more than 20 years later. But could a decade's worth of television openings be whittled down to a mere ten best? Hard decisions would have to be made! So after many sodas were drank, strombolis eaten and YouTube clips watched, the following picks attempt to sum up the greatest themes of the 1980s (admittedly, it is a bit nerd-centric, but that is what this site's all about after all). Sha la la la.

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10) Red Dwarf

In the first season of Red Dwarf, Lister yearned to return to Earth to live a peaceful life in Fiji. As the show progressed his plan was complicated by everything from genetically engineered life forms to the discovery that he and his crewmates were characters on a TV show. Yet his dreams of fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun stayed alive through the wonderfully bouncy closing theme of every episode. Given the downturn the series has taken since co-creator Rob Grant left, its nice to know that fans can rely on the theme for entertainment if nothing else in an episode gels.

9) Droids

Doot doot doot doot doot. Trouble again! Long before The Phantom Menace spewed its cinematic vomit in movie theaters everywhere, Lucasfilm gave us a Star Wars prequel in the form of the 1985 Droids cartoon. Its serialized stories could get a touch ponderous at times but the theme -- "Trouble Again" -- was aces. Performed and co-written by The Police's Stewart Copeland, it taught a generation of latchkey kids to keep their chins up or risk the humiliation (and beatings) that whining like 3-P0 would get them.

8) The Greatest American Hero

"Theme from The Greatest American Hero (Believe It or Not)" was such a monster hit that it still gets regular airplay on stations that happily tout their aversion to "rap and hard stuff." I don't know what happened to singer Joey Scarbury after this tune was released, but I hope wherever he is he spends his days flying away on a wing and a prayer (whatever the hell that might entail). How many of you scoffed this song's inclusion here only to realize that you had it on your iPod? Hmm...

7) Inspector Gadget

Inspector Gadget may have been a square, but his theme song brings the funk thanks to some hushed coo-cooing and a "go Gadget go" chorus that is so sexy you want to throw your panties at it like it was Tom Jones circa 1968. [Topless Robot would like to apologize if this theme song causes any trauma after last Friday's FFF. Ha ha! Not really. --Rob.]

6) Cheers

Cheers was the series that made us realize that, to quote Freaks and Geeks, "everything good in life happens in bars." It's also hilarious and arguably the best show of the 1980s overall. Much like the theme for Taxi -- Cheers' spiritual predecessor -- "Where Everybody Knows Your Name" has a melancholic edge perfectly suited for a show whose flawed characters spend their days abusing alcohol. After all, making your way in the world today does take everything you've got, so you may as well drink up. That's probably not the best lesson to be gleaned from the song, but it works for me.

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