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A little while back, Topless Robot made a list of 14 incredibly disturbing moments in kids' movies. Although the list wasn't meant to be all-inclusive, judging from the comments section, there were a ton of messed up childhoods out there, because there were hundreds of comments telling us which traumatic movie moments we forgot. So here are 11 more moments from kids' films that were terrifying, weird and just plain upsetting (feel free to let us us know what we should include in the inevitable round 3).
11) The Wizard of Oz
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10) Superman III
Superman III is not technically a kids' movie. It's also not technically a good movie. But for a legion of young fanboys who were at just the right age when this film came out, this scene hit a major nerve. Lead villain Ross Webster's supercomputer becomes self-aware which is never a good thing. When Ross and his cronies try to escape, Ross' sister Vera is dragged back into the computer where she is forcibly transformed into a cyborg. Sure, to today's untrained eye, she kind of looks like Irona the Robot Maid from Richie Rich. But to a generation of young nerds, watching Vera's terrified reaction slowly get reduced to robotic stillness -- and those eyes! --is a horrific scene that is imprinted on their brain forever.
9) The Secret of NIMH
The Secret of NIMH follows the adventures of a widowed mother who needs help to protect her ill son. Along the way, she finds out information about her dead husband's former life. Great kids movie fodder already! But what if you sweeten the pot by making the majority of the main characters rats and mice? And not cute mice, like Mickey Mouse. Some of these rats have glowing eyes and gnarled, warty bodies. NIMH was meant to be the first shot in an animation war in which Don Bluth promised to bring back the early Disney style of animating. And not surprisingly, along with the traditional animation, Bluth re-introduced terrifying small children through cartoon movies as well.
8) Labyrinth
Labyrinth is the Jim Henson film that doesn't go as crazy as The Dark Crystal, but doesn't completely regress to Muppets territory either (although it came damn close with the "Magic Dance" number). Still, the movie did have a lot of weirdness to it, especially the scenes where Jareth, The Goblin King (and also King of Unnecessary Crotch Shots) seems to be in love with a 15-year-old Jennifer Connelly. The tension is probably at its peak in the fantasy Masquerade scene where Jennifer, playing the character Sarah, is very tempted to stay in a fantasy land that is constantly playing Bowie songs -- which admittedly could be worse.
7) Dumbo
The Pink Elephants on Parade scene in Dumbo is supposed to be Dumbo's reaction to getting accidentally drunk, which can only mean that animators in 1941 had much stronger booze than what is available today. After waking up in a tree from this alcohol-fueled nightmare, Timothy the Mouse hypothesizes that Dumbo can fly. Which just lends further credence to my theory that this elephant/mouse combo were actually just straight up tripping balls. It's kind of amazing that a whole generation of Disney kids didn't grow up as teetotalers after watching these animated DTs.
Comments
Siege77 said:
Am I the only one who found Labyrinth's Junk Lady more disturbing than the ball room scene?
Also, the entirety of Watcher in the Woods creeped me right the fuck out. Thank you for the nightmares Disney.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 08:19:36 AM
Chad replied to Siege77:
Actually, yes. But beyond that, I was even more distrubed by the awesomeness of the Chilly Down song. Let's face it, those damn orange muppets were sent by Satan because he couldn't get any sleep with them in hell. Those things were as horrifying as they are awesome, and they really scared the crap out of me when they are swarming Sarah's legs as she is trying to climb away from them. But then, they go and show, they could chase her and catch her beyond that if they really wanted to. Frightening stuff.
I blame David Bowie's massive genital bulge in that movie for all the nude and sex scenes Connolley has done in her adult career.
It's funny, but I remember all of these scenes except for the Never Ending Story scene. There were worse things for me, maybe because I never liked horses. The Sphinxes were more terrifying, and the great nothing was beyond terrifying.
Man, my generationw as awesome for movies, lol.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:23:02 AM
R3loy replied to Chad:
"I blame David Bowie's massive genital bulge in that movie for all the nude and sex scenes Connolley has done in her adult career."
Remind me to send David Bowie a thank-you card.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:23:08 AM
Siege77 replied to Chad:
I didn't find the chilly down things as menacing (it came off too light-hearted, even as a child). But I do agree with the Sphinx Gate.
Just to add one more: those bird-guys from Beastmaster that embrace you in their wings and digest you. Good times, man.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:41:14 AM
Scooter Atreides replied to Siege77:
Those things scared the piss out of me.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 02:55:59 PM
The Junk Lady is totally more disturbing than the Ballroom scene.. Nuff said..
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:27:22 AM
Bunny replied to Jeweled:
Yeah, the junk lady scene was the worst for me too! I can't even put my finger on exactly why. To this day I don't really like thinking about it....
Posted 05/20/2010 at 12:36:57 PM
Arcane replied to Bunny:
The Junk Lady represents the burden of Sarah's childhood as she carries her old things with her. Sarah can only escape her(their?) spell when she realizes "It's all just junk!". At the end when she returns to her real room, she looks fondly at her things, but she cleans her room up and puts some of her toys away.
But scariest of all, you can see that by piling the toys onto Sarah you can see the Junk Lady is attempting to transform Sarah into a hunched old junk lady just like herself. Gradual forced transformation is always scary.
Posted 05/24/2010 at 09:31:16 PM
Chelsea replied to Siege77:
That's funny, every time I mention that Watcher in the Woods was my favorite movie when I was a kid, the few people who've heard of it look at me like I'm nuts. I guess I was a weird kid. I watched it over and over again.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 12:31:26 PM
Scooter Atreides replied to Siege77:
No, the junk lady still disturbs the hell out of me.
I just watched the ballroom scene for the first time in years and, rather than evoking memories of childhood terror, it made me cry. Huh. To each his own, I guess.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 02:54:42 PM
Anonymous replied to Siege77:
The junk lady was nightmare fuel for me as a kid while the ballroom was just sorta creepy. They are a fantastic one-two punch in the movie.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 02:59:10 PM
The Man With Two Brains replied to Siege77:
The junk lady was high octane nightmare fuel to me as a kid while the ballroom scene was merely very creepy. Sequenced together as they are in the film, they make a fantastic one-two punch, of fantasy horror, though!
Posted 05/20/2010 at 03:04:55 PM
Gwen replied to Siege77:
The junk lady was hands-down the creepiest part of the movie to me. She's just so much more subtle in her nightmare fuel than the ballroom or the Fireys or anything else there, which makes her all the creepier.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 06:25:44 PM
Popette replied to Siege77:
Although I love, love, LOVE its inclusion on this list, I have two things to say.
1) Creepiest moment: "Love me, fear me, do as I say, and I will be your slave."
2) What kind of girl in the eighties wouldn't want to stay in a fantastical world with David Bowie to sing you songs? And little goblins? And gratuitous, horrifying spandex-crotch?
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:32:12 PM
BadWolfArianna replied to Popette:
I do agree with you mostly... though I wouldn't say that line is the creepy one. The hands were sort of creepy, Humongous was a bit scary... but I loved it all. Call me macabre...morbid even XD
But I could never watch Watership Down without having nightmares. First off was that opening number when it dealt with Rabbit Creationism crap. Then all the death, the evil dogs... I've seen this movie two, maybe three times in my life (helps thats its a VHS haha) and each time I've had nightmares that night. I brought it up to my English Professor years later in college, about it seeming like a Political statment, and was amazed to hear it was based of a chilrens book!
BUT my addition. It's not a movie (I think) but it's an episode of Garfield the cat. John takes his beloved pets out camping with him, and a PANTHER is lose in the forest! They think everything will be fine, but that LAST scene where the panther is mere inches from disembowling one of our nations beloved felines, but gets sedated... THAT is scary.
Posted 05/22/2010 at 04:52:47 PM
emerson999 replied to Popette:
In a lot of ways, teen movies like labyrinth have just as much a fantasy element targeting adults. The whole "my kids say they hate me and want their freedom, but they actually deep down love their life!" And I think later in life we do a good job convincing ourselves that it was true so we can buy the lie with our own children later on. But the rather sad reality is that no, most kids really do want to leave their parents for good by the time they hit their early teens, and do carry some pretty heavy resentment or even hate for not being able to do so.
Posted 05/24/2010 at 06:04:55 PM
Kalexal replied to Siege77:
The junk lady was absolutely more terrifying, but I think I found it that way mostly because it was prefaced by the tunnel of hands. I remember freaking the fuck out when they were all yelling "GOING DOWN!" Gah, who would ever choose down instead of up in that scenario?
Posted 05/21/2010 at 10:23:30 AM
spacekicker replied to Siege77:
Dude, for YEARS, Watcher in the Woods freaked me out. I think I even saw it in elementary school. I was convinced for years everytime I looked in a mirror I'd see that little blonde girl with the blindfold. I watched it years later and it was actually kind of silly, I'm glad I went back to it because you are right FREAKED me out!
Posted 05/21/2010 at 04:44:04 PM
RenGeek said:
I was about to contend that Prime's death should be #1, then I realized a) these are really in no order being a continuation of a prior list and 2) Artax's death IS pretty rough. I still have troubles watching that scene to this day, which is a shame because the rest of the movie is amazing. (The book is even more so, to the point of making the movie look like crap, but still amazing!)
Posted 05/20/2010 at 08:21:25 AM
Lincolnparadox replied to RenGeek:
RenGeek--
You took the words right out of my mouth.
I was 12 when Transformers the Movie came out and when Prime died, I started sniffling. Then all of the little kids around me started bawling and pointing at me. I don't know if it was because they were super-attached to Optimus, or if it was because of the tears streaming down my face.
I have to leave the damned room when my kid watches The Neverending Story. How could Artax give up when he knew that Atreyu needed him?
I need to go find a tissue now.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 03:07:51 PM
Paul said:
"See what I mean, Eddie! When I killed your brother, I talked... just... like... this!"
Yeah, that scared the crappy outta me.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 08:21:51 AM
Lithroe replied to Paul:
I remember hiding behind a movie theater seat during that scene when I was 5 or 6, well my Grandpa laughed. I couldn't see the humour, not until later. My Grandpa taught me to find the humour in the bizarre and scary.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 11:27:56 AM
Roswellianism replied to Paul:
Chills. My favorite movie of all time, and I still get chills every time I watch that scene. Chris Lloyd is a fucking badass in that movie, the perfect villain, terrifying and evil as all hell.
And nothing will ever top it. Anything done nowadays with CG will pale in comparison to the brilliant blend of hand-drawn animation and live-action the WFRR team created.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 01:26:31 PM
Bmanda replied to Paul:
I remember crying in the theater and not being able to watch that part of the movie for years.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 03:44:36 PM
Bones replied to Paul:
I remember I watched that film once and refused to go anywhere near it for at least a good portion of my childhood because of THAT. SCENE. Seriously, the steamroller bit traumatized me more than all the other ones on the list put together.
That said, I don't think I would consider Who Framed Roger Rabbit a kids film.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 06:49:30 PM
Asat replied to Bones:
The mark of a kid's film is the ancillary merch. WFRR had massive amount of licensing for stuffed animals and Happy Meal toys right from the get-go. Not so with Watership Down or When The Wind Blows, two VERY not-for-kids animated films. Despite the later WD TV series, which WAS kid-fodder.
Posted 05/23/2010 at 03:55:23 AM
leatherpaw replied to Paul:
i thought i was the only one who avoided watching the end of this film! i used to be embarrassed to tell anyone i couldn't watch roger rabbit lol. that shit lasted well beyond my early childhood, i was still anxious when i went back to it years later...i'm getting anxious just thinking about it..
Posted 05/21/2010 at 06:38:09 AM
kwed said:
ohhh I forgot about Superman 3 until I saw that again. Yeah it was definitely scary watching her transformation, but once you see her walk...not too bad.
BTW, Superman 3 had potential. I heard it was supposed to be Lex Luthor and Brainiac.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 08:26:29 AM
ThatGeekyGuy replied to kwed:
Probably, but if my Superman knowledge is correct, Luthor wasn't just yet the powerful business tycoon that we know and love and would fit nicely into Ross's role. He was still a criminal mastermind/mad scientist kind of fellow. The businessman didn't come til post-crisis.
The real shame is that the chemical alteration in the synthetic Kryptonite didn't turn it red, which would have made this story a whole lot better.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 08:44:36 AM
MovieNerd replied to kwed:
They would have never got Hackman back for it after he left the production of Superman II, forcing them to use already finished footage, a body double with a bad wig and a celebrity impersonator (all of which are painfully obvious).
Posted 05/20/2010 at 08:54:46 AM
SoonerMagic replied to MovieNerd:
Yeah, they had to use a different villain because Gene Hackman quit after Donner got fired from Superman II, but somehow they got him to come back for Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:43:34 AM
katefan replied to SoonerMagic:
I heard everyone came back for IV because of the anti-nukes peacenik message the movie promoted. Too bad none of the read the script and actually thought about the ridiculously simplistic story they were telling. It's a shit movie through and through, from the horrible special effects to the terrible new bad guys (Luthor's nephew, Nuclear Man).
Posted 05/20/2010 at 01:50:42 PM
SteveUpNorth replied to kwed:
I JUST saw Superman III for the first time last night when it was on AMC.
...Nothing in the movie made any goddamn sense to me. Would it be better in the context of the first two, which i have yet to see?
And btw after seeing III i can't understand why Superman Returns gets such a bad rap. Best superman ever IMO.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 02:25:53 AM
Chyromaniac replied to SteveUpNorth:
Now that we've covered Superman III, I'm putting in my vote for David Marcus' cold blooded stabbing death from Star Trek III for the eventual "I was emotionally scarred by the 80's: 3D" list. Beyond that, I remember being reaaaally confused by the Rankin/Bass Hobbit & ROTK cartoons.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 04:10:38 AM
RenGeek replied to SteveUpNorth:
Superman III is a completely independent story from the first two. However, Superman Returns is put into a little more context by the first two movies.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 04:37:49 AM
kwed replied to SteveUpNorth:
I liked Superman Returns (minus the Superkid and the actress that played Lois). I think people were expecting something like Batman Begins, but got a new sequel to Superman 2. I think it needed a bit more action and it would have been more accepted. I personally liked it and still do today.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 08:29:58 AM
sikido replied to kwed:
I've been a Superman fan since childhood, and if I'd still been a kid Superman Returns would probably be my favourite movie ever. I do love the film, but the scene where he takes a beating from Lex's cronies made me well-up, I can only really describe the feeling as probably being the equivalent of seeing your dad beaten up while you are tied down and unable to help him. Brilliant scene.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 10:46:00 AM
yeah that was a pretty moving scene. I always though Spacey's Luthor was a little bit meaner than Hackman's Luthor. I mean Spacey stabbed him! Hackman put a necklace on him. I was shocked at the violence...not in a bad way either. I was kind of like watching Nicholson's Joker as Cesar Romero or Ledger's after Nicholson.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 12:02:34 PM
RunnerX13 said:
Thirteen horses were hurt in the making of the Never Ending Story.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 08:31:06 AM
Wesley Street said:
"Watership Down" and "When the Wind Blows;" two of the most depressing animated films ever put to celluloid. Damn you Britain. You really are a lot of miserable bastards.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 08:38:38 AM
inkandpixelclub replied to Wesley Street:
I just thank my lucky stars that "The Plague Dogs" by the same studio was too obscure for me too have seen it as a child. "Watership Down" left me traumatized for about a week. Had I seen "Plague Dogs" at that age, I think I would have ended up like Dorothy in the beginning of "Return to Oz."
Posted 05/20/2010 at 12:12:07 PM
Slayer replied to Wesley Street:
Don't forget Plague Dogs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ostgqhDjIo
Posted 07/01/2010 at 12:45:09 PM
LadySheeana said:
Am I the only one who used to get scared shitless as a kid by those birds in Labyrinth? The ones that sing and throw their heads around? I thought they were way creepier than anything else in the movie.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 08:52:30 AM
jair ostrom replied to LadySheeana:
amen. i think that is hands down the creepiest part of the movie. They want to rip off her head!!!
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:02:33 AM
Zeno said:
I wasn't so scared of the flying monkeys in Wizard of Oz. But the part that really freaked me out in that movie was after Dorothy had been taken to the Witch's castle, and the Witch flipped over that giant hourglass full of red sand and told Dorothy she would die when the sand ran out. And then Dorothy started vainly trying flip the thing back over. I was probably about six the first time I saw that, and I was struck by the idea that any one being (i.e. the Witch) who could have the power to do that - who could just declare that so-and-so was going to die, and probaly would - that was more frightening to me than airborne primates.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 08:56:43 AM
Pandora's Homeobox replied to Zeno:
Yes! I always felt the exact same way. I always kind of thought the flying monkeys were cool but the hourglass scene terrified me. Glad to see I'm not alone. ^_^
Posted 05/20/2010 at 11:50:09 AM
Scooter Atreides replied to Zeno:
Yeah, It's scary on a whole different level. Especially if you're a slightly older kid who has just begun to realize what death is and that it wil happen to everyone you love. (Sorry to be so morbid, but this brought back powerful memories.)
Posted 05/20/2010 at 03:02:40 PM
Sean in CO replied to Scooter Atreides:
Ah, speaking of hourglasses, what about the scene with the hourglass spider in Krull. I know that probably doesn't quite qualify as a "children's movie", but my parents were fairly liberal with the movies I saw. That hourglass spider was creepy! Or the creature who impersonated the old man, with black eyes and growing fingernails.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 04:22:22 PM
RCorman said:
I would add the entire movie "The Plague Dogs" to the list.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:11:45 AM
Ranchoth said:
I think you could have given two or three more slots to Return to Oz scenes, easily.
Some of them didn't even involve implicit maiming.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:12:04 AM
JPyke replied to Ranchoth:
The scene where Dorothy sneaks into the Queens bedroom and all her heads wake up and start screaming was probably the most terrifying movie-moment of my childhood. Hell, that scene still gives me the heebie-jeebies like nothing else. Nothing says pure terror like a hall full of encased severed heads screaming at a young girl.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 02:42:59 AM
Merle said:
I will forever be traumatized by the cartoon version of "The Velveteen Rabbit". Being a fairly lonely child I loved my stuffed animals like no other. So here comes this cute cartoon about a boy and his stuffed rabbit. I'm hugging my favorite stuffed animal enjoying the movie. The boy eventually gets deathly sill, but he has his beloved bunny with him and he eventually recovers. So far in my young mind (I was probably around 4 when I saw it) this is the best movie. Then the doctor declares that in order to sanitize the house and make sure there isn't a relapse...they have to burn all of his toys. The parents give the boy a new rabbit and he abandons his best friend in a bonfire. As the rabbit is being consumed by the flames he watches the boy forget about him and walk away.
I eventually forgot everything about the movie/book (even the title); except for that scene which is forever etched into my memories. For years after that I was afraid to even touch any of my stuffed animals when I was sick in bed out of fear that I would be forced to burn them.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:13:50 AM
Scooter Atreides replied to Merle:
God, this board is digging open my brain! I KNEW there was a reason I couldn't remember the Velveteen Rabbit very well. Ditto on everything you just said.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 03:06:17 PM
Security Stooge replied to Scooter Atreides:
I never saw the cartoon of the Velveteen Rabbit, I only read the story in about third grade and let me simply say that the Giving Tree and that story still have a very deep hold on me to this day.
I'm a 40 year old adult male who still owns every plush animal that have come into my posession. I even rescue them from disposal. Kind of an albatross and all, but it's as much a part of me as my limbs and heart.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 05:31:40 PM
Some Rabbit replied to Merle:
Woah - what messed-up adaptation of _Velveteen Rabbit_ did you see?
The book ends with the little stuffed rabbit out in the trash bin awaiting his fate and crying over the thought that the little boy abandoned him. Then this angel lady appears and explains that she is there to transform the Velveteen Rabbit into a real, living rabbit, because the little boy *did* love him right up until the end...
Oh... it's suddenly very dusty in here...
Posted 05/20/2010 at 08:58:07 PM
Neptune replied to Merle:
Damn it! Every time I read a summary of that book/movie (or anything to recall the plot), my eyes get a little leaky. WHY, knowing that, did I read your entire comment? ugh.
The weird thing is, I can't remember if I ever watched the film as a kid, or if someone just read it to me from a book with pictures, but I suspect the latter. I will never understand the people who come up with such sad premises/plots for children's stories. Like you, I was very attached to my stuffed animals as a kid, and I would never purposely inflict that story on a kid!
Oh, and I realize the rabbit gets to become a real animal at the end (or something?), but that does nothing to alleviate the thought of a kid having to burn his favorite stuffed animal. :'(
Posted 05/21/2010 at 04:37:56 PM
jsfosteriii said:
Oh geeze, I had forgotten the horror of that scene from Superman 3. I had nightmares for a week after that, though looking at the scene today I wonder what was so damn freaky...
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:15:15 AM
RadishAttack said:
Mufasa's death has nothing on the death of Little Foot's mom's death from The Land Before Time. Sure Mufasa went out all hero like saving his kid from a stampede, but Little Foot's mom? She went out FIGHTING A FUCKING T-REX! And no cut to reaction shot death like Mufasa either. Oh no, we got to see the big gnarly bites Sharp Tooth took out of her hide.
Mufasa: Death by deer.
Little Foot's Mom: Death by kicking a T-Rex's ass.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:17:00 AM
meladorimagpie replied to RadishAttack:
ugh, I rewatched Land Before Time for the first time since I was four or five and I didn't remember how depressing it was.
Littlefoot's mom dying is more traumatic than Mufasa's not just because she gets nommed by a T-Rex trying to protect him, but when she dies he's left all alone and falls into a depression where he blames her and himself and doesn't want to eat.
Simba on the other hand runs away, meets Timon and Pumba and sings a catchy song. That doesn't seem so bad =/
Posted 05/20/2010 at 02:25:54 PM
Thirteen-chan replied to RadishAttack:
Then again, after that they made eighteen billion crappy sequels and none of it mattered anymore.
Hell, dinosaur movies for kids in general all seem to be some sort of messed up.
Fuck you "We're Back!". Fuck you sideways with your goddamn circus.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:08:14 PM
fustilug replied to Thirteen-chan:
Oh fucking Christ on a bike. I will never get over the circus from 'We're Back!' I was terrified to go any where near a circus/carnival for so long, for fear I'd get tricked into signing something. Fuck you 'We're Back!', indeed.
Posted 05/29/2010 at 03:24:44 PM
Calica said:
I watched the Lion King at least a hundred times as a child, and every time I hoped that THIS TIME it might be different, and Mufasa wouldn't be dead.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:26:59 AM
Marok said:
clearly no one here saw 'Grave of the Fireflies':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbEyjUsWKZA
which is in fact the most depressing animated movie ever made.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:27:42 AM
Paul replied to Marok:
But Grave of the Fireflies is in no way a kids' movie. Saying that's a kids' movie is like saying Kids is a kids' movie.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:52:20 AM
Baron Lego replied to Paul:
Actually, Grave of the Fireflies was paired with My Neighbor Totoro as a double feature when it was first released in Japan, so it could be classified as a kid's movie... just not a North American kid's movie.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:16:46 AM
chawkc replied to Baron Lego:
Wow, did not know that. That would be like pairing up Garfield with Requiem For A Dream. (Thank you David Bowie again.)
Posted 05/20/2010 at 01:14:04 PM
Third Impact replied to chawkc:
Yeah. It had to do with funding. The only way Ghibli could get the money they needed to produce My Neighbor Totoro was by producing a second feature, which ended up being Grave Of The Fireflies. So not only were they billed as a double feature, but were being animated at the same exact time.
What I find interesting about this, besides the obvious, is why no one has ever decided to edit the films together. A depressing post-World War 2 drama about a starving brother and sister turns ridiculously uplifting when a magical creature named Totoro comes to the rescue!
Posted 05/21/2010 at 03:26:11 AM
Bunche replied to Baron Lego:
That has to be the most evil and bi-polar double feature in moviegoing history! Both are excellent films,but...Jesus H. Christ!!! I hope Totoro was second on that bill.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 01:16:01 PM
allium replied to Bunche:
When I was eight my mom took me to a double feature - Disney's Snow White and Superman III. I thought I handled the evil witch pretty well...then OH GOD NO ROBOT LADY GOING TO JUMP OUT FROM UNDER MY BED AND ROBOTIZE* ME. No sleep that night.
* This was before any conjugation of the verb "to borg" or "to borgify" had been invented.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 03:56:44 PM
Paul replied to Baron Lego:
Wow... Really? And I thought their porn was fucked up...
Posted 05/20/2010 at 04:02:35 PM
Dr. Steve said:
I am really angry no one decided to even mention Legend on this list. Isn't it a rule that Tim Curry has to be on any list of "Disturbing Moments in Kids Movies"? Hell, if you're hard up just grab a scene from Annie. He'll have a usable scene in any kids movie he's in.
I'm sure you could find something on The Wild Thornberries too if you looked hard enough. But seriously LEGEND!
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:29:04 AM
cKHAVIKk replied to Dr. Steve:
Legend isn't a movie for kids.
To think otherwise is just poor judgment, and may POSSIBLY make you a bad parent....
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:11:12 AM
Nicnac replied to cKHAVIKk:
besides, if you could include Legend in this list, the scariest thing for kids would not be Darkness... it would be Meg Mucklebones.
"Pretttttty BOYYYYYY!"
Posted 05/20/2010 at 01:00:48 PM
Kidwiththebadparents replied to cKHAVIKk:
Actually, I did watch Legend as a child, many times. Because god knows I was one of the million little girls obsessed with unicorns. And pretty boys who are 'one with nature'. And princesses going to the dark side but not really. Honestly, I blame that movie for turning me into the local crazy lady.
Meg didn't scare me all that much, but the scene in the cottage where the goblins are blowing up people did. I remember thinking "...so, the humans just died? Or did they? How did the princess escape? Did...did everyone die? MOMMY THEY JUST KILLED THE SWEET OLD LADY!"
Posted 05/22/2010 at 03:12:21 AM
Mechabeast said:
am I the only one to think that Wheelers are inspiration of 90% of all power ranger cannon fodder?
Oh and thanks for bringing up some bad childhood moments today. excuse me while i piss my self in a corner
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:29:43 AM
Revelo said:
I heartily vouch for the Cyborg scene in Superman III. Took me years to get over the trauma of that. I was only about 3 years old when I saw it.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:32:30 AM
Monkey boy said:
Return to oz was so scary that as a child I completely repressed it after seeing it. The only memories that remained were hazy images I thought I had conjured in nightmares. Then I rediscovered it as a teen after seeing it on the shelf at the video store and swearing I had made that movie up in my head. Needless to say everything came flooding back in a rush of traumatic scenes from the film, like a forty year old guy who suddenly remembers his priest diddled him when he was an altar boy.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:33:48 AM
Yakko replied to Monkey boy:
No wonder Fairuza Balk is so messed up now. I could hardly believe that the Dorothy from Return to Oz was the same messed up chick in "The Craft", "The Waterboy", and "Almost Famous".
Posted 05/20/2010 at 12:33:15 PM
JOE said:
You know, we all bitch about the restrictions they used to place on children's programing, but considering all this slipped by, I shudder to to think what would've shown up if someone wasn't in place to reign the filmmakers in.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:35:29 AM
Atlas said:
i'm 26 years old, and i STILL sniffle a bit when i have to watch optimus die . .
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:41:46 AM
The Amazing Rando replied to Atlas:
Am I the only person on Earth that actually cheered when Optimus died? I loved watching Daniel cry when Optimus dies. But the icing on the cake was watching Megatron get a new body, a power charge, and finally ,FINALLY putting an end to that annoying Starscream! But he would go on to kill that bitch Ultra Magnus and nearly killed Hot Rod. Yes, my first nerdgasm was watching the death of Prime and seeing the birth of Galvatron....God I loved the eighties!!!!
Posted 05/20/2010 at 06:17:34 PM
MeowSkywalker said:
What's going on with Judge Doom? I mean, I know he got elected by bribing voters. But still. He executes one of his constituents with no trial, just to show off his new Dip.
Does Toontown run under the Judge Dredd system? How is he able to do stuff like that an not be disbarred? Or whatever you do to an elected judge.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:42:52 AM
The Yellow Dart replied to MeowSkywalker:
y'see... this is the REAL root of the problem with Toon Town... it's the socio-political and civil rights issues afforded to toons.
toons aren't afforded the same rights as people. and to a certain extent, it's justified. they're essentially invincible (this is pre-dip). they can be blown up, crushed, run over, blasted, drowned, shredded, beat, maimed, and more... and they do it all with a smile.
this is something that humanity resents. we're mortal. the same rules don't apply, and since most toons are border-line insane, humanity sees it as a threat (we're getting into X-Men territory here).
dip was created by Judge Doom actually as a way to get the toon population to rise up. if toons believed that humanity wanted them wiped out, and that at the same time THEY are the superior race (Magneto anyone?), they'll rise up and overthrow mankind and make PEOPLE sing and dance in cartoons for THEM.
i think this is where all the 9/11 conspiracists got their "Bush knew" theories from.
DAMN you Robert Zemeckis...
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:29:56 AM
Bad Horse replied to The Yellow Dart:
It's more like lynchings in the South, which would be period-appropriate. Nobody gives a shit if some toon eats it, because they're considered inferior anyway.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:53:56 AM
Scooter Atreides replied to The Yellow Dart:
Damn. Am I crazy? Or is this halfway to a treatment for a sequel?
P.S. I think I might have asked this before, but are you the same Yellow Dart from the Agony Booth forum? If so, nice to see you again.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 12:35:00 AM
CutmanMike said:
The pink elephants noooooooooooo
I gotta admit though Judge Doom would have terrified me as a kid, but I only watched it for the first time a couple of years back. Awesome though.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:42:54 AM
Duchess Prozac said:
I loved Superman III for that scene alone. It pretty much began my love of body horror which was fully realised in the move Tetsuo:Iron Man.
It's a shame the scene hasn't held up as I got older. I saw the movie a couple of months ago and it was pretty lame.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:47:44 AM
ThePirateStar said:
Suggestion for round three: drunk skeleton guard from The Last Unicorn. I lost it and hid behind a couch everytime he screamed "UNICORN!" to King Haggard once he realized what was before him.
The harpy killing Momma Fortuna also was pretty damn scary in that film too.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:48:36 AM
laddercoins replied to ThePirateStar:
yes. this so much a thousand times. i just burst into tears just THINKING about that scene. and the firey, terrifying bull.... i am 25, and i have never, ever recovered from watching that movie.
excuse me. i'll be weeping in a corner now.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 02:44:01 PM
kryptoknight replied to ThePirateStar:
That whole movie is freaking depressing and whacked out. The skeleton was definitely freaky.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 12:27:33 AM
Peter replied to kryptoknight:
he and the pirate cat were both voiced by Rene Auberjonois
Posted 05/22/2010 at 05:03:16 PM
citizentoxie said:
On the topic of Don Bluth movies "All Dogs Go To Heaven" is really important to bring up. As if Burt Reynolds singing wasn't traumatic enough, there are a handful of fucked up scenes in that movie. The main character dies twice, and not in pretty ways. First he is boozed up by his partner/enemy, run down by a car and knocked into a river... Then later after coming back to life he has to decide whether to rescue a little girl or the pocket watch thats keeping him alive. Obviously going for the girl we are forced to watch him basically seize to death underwater as his "life watch" stops ticking.
And the nightmare scene where he goes to dog hell... scary stuff. Also Charles Nelson Reilly.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:53:06 AM
Squirrel replied to citizentoxie:
Wow, besmirching the good name of Burt Reynolds and Charles Nelson Reilly in the same comment? I wish the internet allowed you to punch in the soul...get on that Al Gore!
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:46:44 AM
citizentoxie replied to Squirrel:
Not Burt Reynolds, Burt Reynolds singing voice... and let's face it, The Bandit besmirched himself when he signed on to do "Cop and a Half"...
Charles Nelson Reilly... ah forget it.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 12:16:06 PM
Squirrel replied to citizentoxie:
Umm...in case you didn't know, the theme song from "Cop and a Half" is "Nothing My Love Can't Fix" by one Mr. Joey Lawrence...so, yeah, I accept your retraction.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 08:40:20 AM
Chelsea replied to citizentoxie:
Oh man, the hell sequence in All Dogs is truly disturbing. I remember watching that movie a lot as a kid, and that scene always really freaked me out.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 12:33:34 PM
LookingSpiffy said:
"When I killed your brother I talked JUST...LIKE...THIIIIIIIIIIIIS!"
And then KNIVES COME OUT OF HIS EYES.
Glad it made it onto the list, and I adore Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, but seriously, fuck that scene. Fuck it in its knivey eyes.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:54:59 AM
Brimstone replied to LookingSpiffy:
i was more fucked up by him getting run over by the steamroller
Posted 05/21/2010 at 12:09:44 AM
deadbug said:
What really weirds me out about Labyrinth, in hindsight, is that Bowie was the second choice for the Goblin King... they originally wanted Michael Jackson. We would have had a very, very different movie. Bowie made it a classic and I shudder to think of what it might have been without him.
And the little fire guys still give me the willies when they take off their heads.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:02:19 AM
Roger Mortis said:
I think you missed the most disturbing one of all time...
*clears throat*
AND THEY DON'T SEEM TO BE SHOWING, ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:06:55 AM
simonsebs replied to Roger Mortis:
That was number one on the last list.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:33:58 AM
DoctorSmashy replied to Roger Mortis:
This is a continuation of an earlier list, in which that scene got the top place.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:40:51 AM
JohnathanEnder said:
What about HALLOWEEN IS GRINCH NIGHT? Anybody else remember that creepy song with the Dr. Suess visuals? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S60wWPYfaks&feature=PlayList&p=5C71CEFDF77DAC62&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=19
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:07:04 AM
ThePirateStar replied to JohnathanEnder:
That was a terrifying movie when I was a kid! I watched it on youtube and could handle it, but when I was younger.
However, it is a wonderful night for eyebrows.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:10:38 AM
Greggory replied to JohnathanEnder:
Fuck, I never even heard of this when I was a kid. Watching it as an adult it creeps me out enough to know that I would have loved it as a child.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 11:40:21 AM
Starina27 said:
Was The Last Unicorn on the first list, because that movie has scenes that gave me nightmares for YEARS! At the age of four it made me realize mortality. You have Harpies eating people, skeletons talking about "remembering" what wine tastes like, and a unicorn being turned into a human saying "I can feel this body dying all around me"...*shudders*
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:23:10 AM
Christy said:
I highly recommend the KinderTrauma site to anyone wanting to relive these (and more) disturbing scenes in childrens movies. Love that site.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:24:34 AM
Adrian said:
The helping hands in Labyrinth always scared the hell out of me.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:43:06 AM
DoctorSmashy said:
Another great, horrible list. You've covered pretty much everything I can think of by now, but there HAS to be a future list of The Ten Creepiest Moments In ET. Maybe even 20.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:45:28 AM
demoncat said:
when i saw this list i figured Artax death and something from return to oz would be in the top five. though surprised primes death did not crack the top five.given how it had kids so upset. another list could just have dark crystal , Laberinth and return to oz moments. alone. for those three films are real messed up way to mess up kids. as for the pink elephants think after kids saw them they swore off booze for fear of seeing the pink elephants again.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:45:30 AM
DonnieDarko said:
Seriously no Witches from 1990? Turn children into rats and try to stomp them to death with the amazingly loud thud of those dark boots on the carpeted marble as they barely miss time and time again? Not to mention the revelation scene when we find out what they really look like. Slept with my dog in the doghouse after watching that movie.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:45:51 AM
Roger Mortis replied to DonnieDarko:
Yeah, that was a really disturbing movie, now that you mention it. I saw it in the theater when I was 10, and found it unsettling, to say the least.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 12:54:20 PM
Jeremy replied to DonnieDarko:
Yeah, The Witches was really effed up and the scene where the witches reveal their true form was pretty chilling to a not yet double digit version of myself.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 02:59:50 PM
Jeremy replied to DonnieDarko:
Yeah, The Witches was really effed up and the scene where the witches reveal their true form was pretty chilling to a not yet double digit version of myself.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 03:01:05 PM
DonnieDarko said:
O and on another note...the horse drowning sequence was bad. But nothing freaked me out as a kid in that movie like Gmork. *shiver*
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:49:50 AM
Ruth said:
Yes. Artax. I had forgotten it because the whole scene was so awful and confusing to me as a kid. Horses just don't die in stories. Maybe they do if it's Black Beauty or the Black Stallion, where the story's about the horse. But in my young experience, the horse never dies.
I can't watch the clip because I'd probably cry again.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:53:52 AM
Hagan replied to Ruth:
I cried last time I saw that... whole freaking movie. It doesn't hold up well to the test of time. Most of these kids movies on the list are still great watches, but christ almighty I tried to re-watch Neverending Story and it was just horrible. I want to punch that whining brat kid reading the book.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 11:15:11 AM
Greggory said:
Aaaah for the good ol days when Hollywood didn't talk down to kids with sugar coated crap. Aside from Coraline I can't think of a single kids movie from the past decade that would qualify for this list.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 11:48:44 AM
domo replied to Greggory:
The only thing I can think that is traumatic these days is character deaths, such as Nemo's mom in Finding Nemo and Carl's wife in Up. Hell, those messed ME up.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 01:13:44 PM
DoctorSmashy replied to domo:
The Coraline movie was okay, but some of the book's freakiest scenes were toned down a little. An stop-motion Other Mother just like Dave McKean's would be terrifying.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 02:09:48 PM
Paul replied to domo:
I'm still shocked at what an opening gut-punch Up had. You're going through the montage, things are good then WHAM!
You pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and then WHAM! from the opposite direction.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 04:11:49 PM
consuela replied to domo:
my 2 year old loves nemo but i can't handle mom and all the other babies dying, so he thinks Finding Nemo starts with the "first day of school" scene. for him the part where nemo gets kidnapped because he didn't listen to his daddy seems to have made an impact though....
and Sid's effed up toys in Toy Story freaked me out as a kid, as did the thought that my toys could attack me in my sleep if i pissed them off, Small Soldiers style.
Posted 05/22/2010 at 11:10:26 AM
Screampants said:
I had managed not to remember half of this list, especially the Artax death scene... now I feel I can start the day off rightly with horror and traumatic flashbacks.
Although I always thought the wheelers were incredibly awesome and not entirely scary. Weeks after seeing that movie as a kid I wanted to have wheels for feet.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 11:51:06 AM
aberrant0x7 said:
The worst thing about Lion King to me was the realization that the Hyenas eat Mufasa's body... Eating anything that talks creeps me the hell out...
Posted 05/20/2010 at 11:56:41 AM
Kes replied to aberrant0x7:
Dear God. I've seen that movie upwards of ten times and that never occurred to me before!
Posted 05/20/2010 at 06:48:46 PM
Nate the Grate said:
I'd forgotten all about the cyborg transformation in Superman III! That gave me nightmares when I was a kid.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 11:57:08 AM
Izandra said:
Just watched Watership Down last weekend (was triggered by the last list), and I seriously cannot believe how freaking gory that cartoon was. Netflix has it listed under "Children and Family" (however Plague Dogs is listed under Animation for Adults, which is where it should probably belong--I haven't seen it, but I've heard about it). Rabbits got their throats ripped out in bloody detail. I'm over 30 and I just sat there with huge eyes wondering how this could ever be thought to be meant for kids.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 11:58:33 AM
Scooter Atreides replied to Izandra:
IT'S NOT. And neither is the book. Granted, it's a remarkable work and one of my favorite novels, but calling it a children's book makes about as much sense as calling Orwell's Animal Farm a children's book. Both are socio-political novels which use animal communities as allegories for human societies.
Granted, I haven't seen the movie and therefore don't know how far they dumbed down the book. But with so many people commenting on its disturbing nature, I'm assuming that the film is fairly close to its source material.
Why anyone would consider this children's entertainment is beyond me: To MOST anyone under twelve, the novel would be hopelessly inscrutable, and the film would apparently be frighteningly graphic.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 03:28:20 PM
Izandra replied to Scooter Atreides:
Animated talking animals => must be for children!
The book is of course far better as they crammed that huge thing into 90 minutes and left out almost all the stories that Dandelion tells (plus no Dandelion, period) and hardly developed any of the rabbits personalities past about a half dozen.
The opening story about how rabbits came to be though, was wonderfully animated and stylized.
Watership Down is also one of my favorite books, and now I want to reread it.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 05:11:39 PM
echelon321 said:
The most disturbing Neverending Story for me came 20 years after I saw the movie. At one of the comic conventions in Orlando, at the celebrity signing area was Atreyu -- who had grown up to be a dour, goth-influenced 30-something with black fingernails and emo hair. I would never have guessed who he was had he not had Atreyu's pictured taped to the front of his table. No one approached him for an autograph.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 12:03:37 PM
Rimmers said:
SO no-one remembers that scene in Willow in which they get turned into PIGS? Oh god, the crude (by todays standards) special effects only added to the sheer horror I felt whilst watching that.
Oh and speaking of creepy transformation scenes, Rohl Dahls "the witches" comes to mind. OH GOD.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 12:20:07 PM
ZeroCorpse said:
1. I HATED everything about "The Neverending Story". The theme song. Both protagonists. The creatures. The princess. EVERYTHING about that move literally made me physically ill. I still can't watch it to this day, and I have no idea how anyone ever gets through it. (I feel the exact same way about "The Black Stallion").
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2. I was a teenager when "Transformers the Movie" hit theaters, and I went to see it with my best friend. We were the only teenagers in the place. Everyone else was an adult with their young children.
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We thought it was hilarious watching the adults react to this "kid's movie" having death, dismemberment, and swearing. A few parents even left with their kids after hearing the swearing or even as early as the scene where Megatron kills the downed Ratchet in cold blood (er... cold oil).
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We both believed we heard at least two curse words in the movie during its theater run. The first was the obvious one, when Ultra Magnus was trying to open the Matrix and said "goddammit! Open!" but the other, which was never seen again after the theatrical run, was when Jazz and Spike are being drawn into Unicron, and Jazz is calling for help. He says, "Roger me, Wilco me, ANYTHING! Oh shit! We're gonna die!"
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Others swear they heard this version in theaters, but it may well have been our overactive teenage brains making us remember it wrong. Either way, that part is not in any DVD or VHS version I've ever seen.
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And the animated flick from 1986 is STILL better than the abortion made by Michael Bay in the 21st century.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 12:22:28 PM
kingklash replied to ZeroCorpse:
I have two DVDs of the movie, the Rhino and the later 20th anniversary release. Magnus' "Open, OPEN, Damn it!" and the "Oh, Shit!" are there, with Spike's moment listed as "Curse Word" on the chapter menus for both. I recommend the 20th one, but the Rhino has a interview with the man who wrote the score, and his amusement at hearing "The Touch" used in Boogie Nights.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 04:34:01 PM
theBRUCE said:
Man kids these days have it easy. It's just not right. These movies made you a productive member of society, and made you sleep with your parents until you were 16. what's the world coming to when Children Movies coddle to children?
Posted 05/20/2010 at 12:34:56 PM
Ramone said:
I agree with the entire list as is. That said, there's a lot of material out there (listed here in comments) that definitely qualify for "honorable mentions".
Posted 05/20/2010 at 12:39:37 PM
kevin n. said:
I had to beg my parents to leave the theater when the horse died in the Neverending Story. My best friend who was with us at the time clowned me for years on that. At least I didn't waste to much of my parents money, it was the second half of a double feature (anyone remember those?)
Posted 05/20/2010 at 12:40:35 PM
Albanaeon said:
Gods, Watership down. I saw it with the rest of my elementary school class on one of those "it's almost the holidays so just keep them occupied" days. I'm sure that the teachers saw "cartoon bunnies" and didn't think much further about it. It's funny now considering that the teachers pretty much had to call all the parents to pick up sobbing kids that were traumatized by hawks eating cute little bunnies, but then? I wanted to throw out that book I had seen on my mother's shelf and hide.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 12:40:38 PM
michele said:
Watcher in the woods is fantastic!!! Scary and creepy...I work with school age kids and they love to watch it too, however it scares the crap out of them...good times
Posted 05/20/2010 at 12:41:22 PM
Bunny said:
"Dumbo" upsets me much more as an adult than it ever did as a child. The part directly preceding the pink elephant scene is the most fucked up thing in the film: Dumbo is dressed up like a clown and forced to jump off a high burning building, and he is utterly terrified. Afterwards, he gets to go see his mom, but she is locked in a tiny cage, and that "Baby Mine" song plays, which even just thinking about makes me want to cry. THEN all the clowns are laughing and saying they want Dumbo to jump off higher and higher buildings, and he is miserable and despondent and wants to die....then he trips balls with the pink elephants. WHAT THE FUCK, DISNEY. Fuck that movie. I can't even handle it.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 12:44:34 PM
Gizmo replied to Bunny:
you just mentioned all the reasons why Dumbo is my favourite movie of all time.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 02:02:51 PM
Nefersitra replied to Gizmo:
Am I the only child who thought the Pink Elephants were the best bit of Dumbo then?
The bit that really freaked me out was when Mrs Jumbo "went crazy" after the kids teased Dumbo. T 6 I was convinced the most unfair thing in the World was that no-one punished those kids.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 05:26:57 PM
LadyThana said:
Does no one remember THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER???? That movie scared the crap out of me and possibly creeps me out more now as an adult. The evil air conditioner?? The lamp trying to get power in the middle of a thunderstorm and GETTING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING so his bulb is all burnt and broken for most of the remaining film?? The totally messed up song the cars in the junkyard sing as they're waiting for their doom of being crushed into cubes? THE TOASTED JAMMING HIMSELF INTO THE GEARS OF THE CRUSHING MACHINE TO SAVE HIS FORMER OWNER FROM ALSO BEING CRUSHED INTO A CUBE????
Srsly, wtf. Who thought this was a good idea for a movie period, much less a kids movie!!!!
Posted 05/20/2010 at 01:13:46 PM
Captain Knots said:
E.T. in the ditch doesn't make the list? I can't even go to the Cape Canaveral without wanting to fist fight astronauts.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 01:33:30 PM
miloelgato said:
God, i remember going to the movie theater with my little brother and our two closest cousins to watch the Transformers premiere in my country... I clearly remember the stunned silence that befell inside that place after the agonizing face that Prowl made after being shot to death and OH MY GOD... Ratchet, Brawn (who we all hated) and.. and Ironhide getting shot pont-blank in the head... and then Arcee carrying the corpses of Wheeljack and Windcharger... and then the ABSOLUTE horror of watching Optimus dying after handing ALL of the decepticons their respective asses, all because that glory hog Hot Rod trying to "help" him... and to top it all the fraggin' junkions ressurect that failure of a leader Ultra Magnus by aplying some sort of "rise and shine" liquid... damn it! It's being 24 years since that day, and i still HATE that damn wuss Hot Rod and his sycophant follower Ultra Magnus...
Posted 05/20/2010 at 01:48:27 PM
Libby said:
Artax's death was even sadder in the book because he could speak. I was more traumatized by the Gmork; damn evil wolf-like puppet with glowing eyes!
Posted 05/20/2010 at 01:51:25 PM
DoctorSmashy said:
The Artax scene was depressing, but not nearly as depressing as the big rock creature's little monologue about how he's going to let the Nothing take over because he couldn't save his friends. Seeing such a big, seemingly powerful creature defeated like that is an upsetting experience for an 8 year old kid.
And The Witches also needs a place, can't believe I forgot that.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 02:12:42 PM
Snoproblem replied to DoctorSmashy :
"They look like big, good, strong hands, don't they?"
*sob*
Posted 05/21/2010 at 09:31:07 PM
Invader Toph said:
Oh God. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? I still can't watch the scene where he dips the show in the acid slowly. I cried every time I saw that part when I was a kid.
I would also recommend a more recent film for the list: Coraline.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 02:18:31 PM
Boredlizzie said:
The first time I saw Bowie dancing with Connelley in ballroom scene, I realized that I was 100% heterosexual.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 02:24:47 PM
Gareth said:
Yes, it's a crappy movie. Yes, few people even know about it anymore. But the puppet-transformation scene in "Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night" continues to remain the most disturbing moment in my childhood life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCLhGj-DQ_o#t=01m20s
Artax dying? More sad than disturbing. Rabbits clawing each other to pieces? Certainly terrifying. But a boy turning into a creepy wooden puppet while a twisted man cackles evilly? It buried into my sub-conscience and tortured my dreams for years to come, Filmation SFX and all.
It is mental child rape, plain and simple.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 02:26:29 PM
Ratpukin said:
What about The Dark Crystal? Pupets draining the life force from other pupets, creepy vulture-men and the hag with one eye?
Posted 05/20/2010 at 02:28:48 PM
TomeMinder said:
A shameful confession. I am a 26 year old horror film junkie, I will watch anything with a horror theme or impressive gore. Yet I will not watch Labyrinth with the lights out or at night because the nightmares are beyond awful. I didn't think I had a problem with the puppets until I tried watching this again a couple of weeks ago. I had to shut it off once she enters the world of the Goblin King, the puppets freak me the fuck out. I saw this when I was little and have blocked out most of it due to the trauma inflicted.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 02:36:05 PM
Sonya replied to TomeMinder:
I'm 24 and watched horror movies all my life.
I can't get through that Judge Doom scene from Roger Rabbit. Even the youtube preview is scaring me. I had a near heart attack after the preview picture for this post took me by surprise! :(
Posted 05/20/2010 at 03:38:21 PM
Boyle said:
I genuinely consider Poltergeist to be, at the least, a family film. There is a scene involving a clown which made me want to cry with the horrifying build-up followed by the actual clown attack.
I fucking knew the clown was goin to attack, so why the fuck didn't it do it already?
Posted 05/20/2010 at 02:55:48 PM
skwiself said:
I'm pretty sure it looks more like 15 year old Jennifer Connolly wants on David Bowie's dick more than anything. Gogo perv directors! "Yeah Jen, we really need you to make it look like The Goblin King is the hottest thing you've evar seen" "Ok"
Posted 05/20/2010 at 03:00:22 PM
Player No. 3 said:
When I played Shadow of the Colossus, that last level when the horse (Agro, correct?) doesn't make the jump across the bridge caused repressed memories of Artax's death to be released in a traumatic flash.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 03:09:55 PM
xhannah said:
The Rats of NIMH is such an amazing movie. It makes me cringe when I think how far animation has devolved since then. Compare Mrs. Brisby's heartbreaking facial expressions to the bullshit anime emotion shown in any anime these days. I don't care how many times you scream your dead loved one's name, stupid anime character, I won't feel even an inkling of the emotion I just felt watching that NIMH clip.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 03:10:29 PM
Sonya said:
Oh GOD DAMN YOU for that preview picture. *goes to calm herself*
Posted 05/20/2010 at 03:30:58 PM
Anonymous said:
that song from "Brave little Toaster" in the junkyard was creepy. All those cars begging to die... Pretty dark for a movie where one of the main characters is a talking blanket. Toaster also had that guy who butchered appliances and dressed like a clown.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 03:32:29 PM
Gabby1990 said:
Good list. Say, how about for the next list, add 'The Yellow Submarine'(1968). Man, great movie but it has a hand full of a freaky and disturbing things on there. The Blue Meanies are especially scary! The way they froze those people in Pepperland was a bit creepy.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 03:35:49 PM
Derek said:
Number 1 should have been when the Pikachu and his clone fought in the Pokemon Moive with Mewtwo how that didn't even make the list is beyond me.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 03:55:08 PM
RubyRoses said:
God I still fucking weep everytime I watch The Neverending Story, god just so heartbreaking. Plus last week had I too watch one of my pets die, took like nine fucking hours...jesus...okay well I'm going to try and drink away the sadness...goddamn.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 03:58:39 PM
Scooter Atreides replied to RubyRoses:
That's terrible, my condolences.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 05:51:24 PM
RubyRoses replied to Scooter Atreides:
Thanks. Just loving the three that are still here..a lot...they don't seem to like it very much.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 11:03:29 AM
Derek said:
Number 1 should have been when Pikach and his clone fought in the Pokemon Movie with Mewtwo how this didn't even make the list is beyond me
Posted 05/20/2010 at 03:59:35 PM
KdWthTheGldnArm said:
What about Willy Wonka? That movie creeped me out as a kid. Most people cite the boat ride as the most disturbing thing but the child abuse is what got to me. Sure all those kids were jerks but they were still kids and I thought Willy Wonka killed off all the ones who were bad. They just disappear and you don't know what happens to them. The scene with the fans and the the bubbles was terrifying! They were gonna get chopped up into to bits for sneaking soda. How screwed up is that?
Wonka just seemed like the type of guy your parents warn you about: he lures you with candy and then you're never heard from again.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 04:01:53 PM
cynicalpete said:
I know this has been mentioned here before but the far more disturbing moment in Who Framed Roger Rabbit is the animated shoe death scene.
Seriously, watching that animated shoe slowly being dissolved in the dip, and it's terrified eyes and squeaking as it was killed has literally haunted me for years.
It's eyes man! That poor innocent shoe knew it was dying with no hope of a cartoon afterlife. It's terrified eyes!!
Posted 05/20/2010 at 04:05:46 PM
thelordofhell said:
What about "Lady And The Tramp"? That whole scene in the pound with those dogs singing that sad song and then you see a dog get taken away to be killed and you realize that's what's gonna happen to all those other dogs. Then at the end they make you think for a little while that Trusty the bloodhound got killed with Jock howling over his corpse. That was some sad stuff there.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 04:23:10 PM
Arachnophobe replied to thelordofhell:
Oh god, you bastard, I had completely suppressed that scene. Heartbreaking. :'(
Posted 05/20/2010 at 06:35:30 PM
thelordofhell replied to Arachnophobe:
Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2SudxNkI6k
How the hell can you watch this and not cry your eyes out?
Posted 05/20/2010 at 08:35:35 PM
clashcty said:
@derek omg i still cry when i think of or see that scene.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 04:40:43 PM
mateollamo said:
Who here remembers a Disney (hard to believeback then it was Disney) movie called "Something Wicked This Way Comes"?
Atthe time it came out, creeped the living batshit hell right out of me!!!!!!
If you have not seen it see it, it seems to be a forgotten (and in my mind) under-rated creepy "kids" movie.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 04:53:58 PM
Scooter Atreides replied to mateollamo:
Oh yeah, great film, and a pretty decent adaptation of the novel.
I live and was raised in Ray Bradbury's hometown(the ravine he likes to write about so much is just as creepy in real life)so anything he's done is well remembered here. I can't speak for the rest of the world.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 05:59:32 PM
Sean in CO replied to mateollamo:
Something Wicked This Way Comes is a spectacular film! I haven't seen it in ages (probably not since I was 7), Every now and then I think about picking it up to scare the crap out of my wife (she does not have a very high tolerance for horror). Definitely have to do that now.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 05:22:23 PM
Maven replied to Sean in CO:
That movie began my girlhood crush on Jonathan Pryce...
Posted 05/23/2010 at 05:38:43 PM
BadWolfArianna replied to mateollamo:
I had completely blocked that trauma from my mind. "Something Wicked this way comes" is actually on my netflix list. Hmmm. I think I'll put it on my list to show up around Hallowe'en.
Posted 05/22/2010 at 05:04:44 PM
Devonian said:
"In a world where Shia La Beouf is killed and sent to Transformers heaven and instantly resurrected, the impact of this scene has definitely been blunted"
I think it's more because Optimus Prime has died in every single continuity since... sometimes more than once.
Also, you should have linked to the warren destruction scene for the Watership Down entry. Jesus Christ that's nightmare fuel...
Posted 05/20/2010 at 05:01:18 PM
JillClayburghFan said:
I bet Optimus's "death" in Transformers 2 had zero to no impact on kids today, unlike his demise in Transformers: The Movie. Goes to show the lengths of giving him a personality and spending more than 5 minutes with him would do.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 05:37:38 PM
The Amazing Rando replied to JillClayburghFan:
It might have more to do with the forty plus episodes of Transformers we saw in the eightites. Remember we had time to get attached to Optimus and Megatron. Kids now don't have that. As soon as they get attached to a version of Optimus that series ends and their fed a new Optimus to get used to, it's harder for kids to feel the same kind of attachment that the children of the eighties had.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 08:04:47 PM
Scott replied to JillClayburghFan:
That's because Bay spent virtually no time on character development for the robots. By the time that scene came up I didn't care.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 02:17:41 PM
Anonymous replied to JillClayburghFan:
G1 characters had personalities
lol no.
Like I said before, in the 20 years since, "Optimus dying" has more or less become a running joke. Since the movie, he's died multiple times in G1 continuity alone (plus Optimus Primal's own two deaths), and at least once in pretty much every continuity that followed.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 05:48:47 PM
Ezkiel Light said:
I found the hall of heads far more creepy than the wheelers in Return to Oz....but still, it was very creepy.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 06:16:24 PM
Crabtree said:
Remember, many of those Dumbo animators were drinking during prohibition, when there was bathtub gin so bad it could kill you.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 06:17:53 PM
Segasonicdude replied to Crabtree:
My Brother and I had a Theory That it wasnt just Moonshine but it was Absinthe they were Drinking
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absinthe
Hence the Hallucinations
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:49:24 PM
BettiePetty said:
I definitely agree with the whole Secret Of NIHM thing as it definitely scared the hell out of me growing up. I'd like to add that, to whomever brought up the film "Felidae" when discussing the last list, thanks for disturbing me with animation even in my late 20's. The whole experimenting on/dissecting cats thing and looking pretty Don Bluth-ish to boot was pretty messed up, as the film pretty much was overall. I seriously didn't really think it would be that bad, but sometimes you just don't know until you see it for yourself, or most of it (on youtube), anyways. Needless to say I will never be watching Watership Down.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 06:44:24 PM
Kes said:
Artax's death traumatized a generation of kids, it seems. G'Mork used to freak me out too.
Also, after watching Labyrinth again as an adult... there are some freaky undercurrents there I never noticed as a kid!
Posted 05/20/2010 at 06:50:53 PM
Maven replied to Kes:
Like the fact she totally usurped his kingdom and power?
As an adult viewing it now, the end feels like she passed some sort of Goblin Royalty test to become the queen rather than defeating the big bad....Geez, that sounds like bad fanfic fodder.
Posted 05/23/2010 at 05:43:31 PM
james said:
aweseome. How about a list of depressing 'kids' songs?
Posted 05/20/2010 at 07:01:27 PM
The Amazing Sweet-Roll said:
How the hell is Judge Doom not higher on the list? HOW?!
I saw the movie once, maybe twice when I was little during the 90s, and I still can't think about that scene without whimpering a little. OH GOD THAT PICTURE OH GOD.
Most of the stuff on the list scared the crap out of me, but to whoever mentioned Dog Hell in All Dogs Go to Heaven and that freaky drunk skeleton in The Last Unicorn in the comments, I would just like to say that you've officially soul-punched me via the internet.
Congrats, and I hate you.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 07:19:43 PM
Trader2699 said:
Oh, you bastard.
You had to bring up the Neverending Story, and I had to click the link.
"Artax, Artax!"
Posted 05/20/2010 at 08:03:57 PM
scarfdemon said:
there is a scene in my neighbor totoro in which the younger sister goes missing and the villagers are dredging the lake looking for her. as a kid however i was most terrified by the bathtub scene from ghostbusters 2.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 08:04:57 PM
JAWs replied to scarfdemon:
The real Miyazaki nightmare fuel was 'Spirited Away' when the parents turn into pigs. My 'Kiki' and 'Totoro' loving nieces couldn't watch the rest of the flick after that.
Heck, it even freaked me out.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 08:24:37 PM
Serg said:
The first fifteen minutes of Pixar's Up featured some remarkably mature themes. I watched it with my two-year-old son, and I had damn near started bawling. I was really surprised that they actually wrote that in.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 08:18:36 PM
invaderhorizongreen said:
come on you can do better than this kick it up a notch none of these ever disturbed me! of course i have been reading Stephen king sense third grade!
Posted 05/20/2010 at 08:53:04 PM
Snakeeyes22 said:
Nice one!
This list hit close to much more than the previous one.
Most disturbing part of Wizard of Oz to me is the Lion getting terrified of the Wizard and running like shit straight through a giant glass window. It's so fucking extreme and they don't mention it after the scene fades out. Is it supposed to be funny? Nobody ever talks about that or the scene with the song about the Lion being a king nobody seems to remember where the Tin Man smashes a flower pot that doesn't belong to him to make it into a silly crown for the Lion. This stuff is psychotic.
Strangely enough, Return to Oz is the first movie we bootlegged with 2 VCRs when I was a kid, and I loved and watched the shit out of it daily. Wheelers are horrifying.
I thought all the action death was kick-ass in Transformers!! The disturbing part was Prime's paint turning extra crispy black to beat our skulls in about how super dead he is. Also, suddenly every robot has a mustache. What?
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:04:40 PM
nicklebee said:
man, everyone's always going on about the neverending story and that horse dying. well, i think you guys nailed it with the pink elephant scene from dumbo. that shit was so creepy, the thought still frightens the bejesus out of me. easily the most fucked up movie scene from my childhood.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:11:06 PM
Listy said:
Am I the only one who found the Pink Elephants hysterical? My sister and I rolled around laughing the first time we saw it. It's one of my favorites. But now I know why all my friends freak out when I sing it.
I agree with everything else (though I still love NIMH). Artax is always heart-breaking but as someone already mentioned, it's a million times worse in the book, where he's a talking horse, telling his "little master" to hurry and save himself.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:14:52 PM
Natasha said:
Okay, that scene in Labyrinth with those things that pulled their heads off and dance? Waaaaaaay scarier than the ballroom scene. The ballroom scene was just trippy, not scary.
Also, kudos on mentioning the Wheelers in Return to Oz. There should have been a mention for Mombie's Hall of Heads, too, though. When all the heads come awake, that is some seriously scary shit.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:15:48 PM
Aphidboy said:
Whoa whoa whoa, what would be wrong with a fantasy land that constantly plays Bowie?? Quick, tell me everything you know about the man. Yeah, that's what I thought :roll:
Posted 05/20/2010 at 09:54:51 PM
cocaine couture replied to Aphidboy:
A fantasy land where he's got a dead muskrat on his head,latex pants and God-awful 80's music that's what. If you were a real fan you'd admit that being trapped in a fantasy land with late 80's Bowie really would be terrible.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 03:13:02 PM
Gordon said:
More disturbing in Dumbo that Pink Elephants on Parade, which was nightmarish, to say the least, was when Dumbo's mom is in chains in the cage car. I was traumatized by the thought that someone could take my mom and lock her away from me. I see that scene today, with that major tear-jerker song, "Baby Mine," and I start bawling all over again, and I'm 56 fucking years old.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 10:32:35 PM
What about? said:
Here are 2 others to throw into consideration.
1. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: This movie terrified me as a kid. I am not sure, if it was really a kid's movie with all the underlying torture scenes in it but it get my vote for at least a solid top 10.
2. Graveyard of the fireflies: OK... I know this is Anime and it opens a whole new realm of possibilities in this category but as a cartoon, it was a realistic look at two orphans trying to survive in a post-war Japan. I found it to be very emotional and potentially traumatic to younger viewers.
Posted 05/20/2010 at 11:11:20 PM
Capt Ireland said:
I'm sorry...but someone remind me why the horse scene in never ending story is disturbing. It's a fucking horse!
Posted 05/20/2010 at 11:52:08 PM
Indil replied to Capt Ireland:
Um... well, for one thing, drowning in mud is fucking nighmareish.
So, yeah, that'd do it.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 04:30:02 AM
Interrobang?! said:
I think Cannibal Holocaust was the most depressing kids movie ever...or my parents were just really really mean.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 12:32:41 AM
prfkttear said:
That robot scene from Superman III just brought back some repressed childhood memories...
Anyone see that Disney tv-movie with Mr. Boogedy? That shit scared me!
Posted 05/21/2010 at 12:53:22 AM
BadWolfArianna replied to prfkttear:
Those are my MOST FAVORITE Disney movies. I love Hallowe'en... and those freaky movies from my childhood were so awesome, but admitedly freaky. The scene where she sees him, and the next day there's the glowing footprints? Yeah, hid my face on that. The scene in the second movie where the house is possessed and then the relative shows up in the gorilla suit? yeah. Scary. But hilarious now. Or at least it would be if I could find those movies.
Posted 05/22/2010 at 05:08:33 PM
Scooter Atreides said:
It looks like a slightly different Daily List is in order: "The(insert number here)Most Frightening, Disturbing, Or Just Plain Inappropriate Films Ever Mistakenly Marketed To Children" (it's a working title) These would be my picks, in no particular order:
1. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
2. Return To Oz
3. The Dark Crystal
4. Legend
5. Watership Down (by reputation)
Um, I'm experiencing brain-lock, but you get the basic idea--the labors of studios and ad agencies who assume that animation and puppetry, so long as there's no cursing, automatically equal kiddie matinee fare.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 12:55:33 AM
Kristopher said:
Great list! So many excellent, totally screwed up moments from my childhood. I was curious, does anyone else remember FUZZBUCKET? That creepy little thing freaked me out.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 01:32:22 AM
GAJoe replied to Kristopher:
Thanks for reminding me of Fuzzbucket. I loved that one. It also makes me think of Mr. Boogedy, which was equally mind destroying for an impressionable 5 year old. Disney Sunday Night Movies were awesome.
I remember a zombie movie I saw on Halloween that scared me as a kid. It was like a weird mix of the disappearing hitchhiker, Return of the Living Dead, and the Shaggy Dog. Some kids find a ring and a scroll in a wall in a museum, I think, and reading the scroll resurrects the dead, who roam around town getting into mischief, including crashing a party. The kids start trying to put things right and are assisted by cheerleader girl they've never met before. In the twist ending it turns out she was a zombie, too, and she leaves her letter jacket on her headstone when she goes back under. Does anyone know what this movie was?
Posted 05/22/2010 at 02:16:24 AM
BadWolfArianna replied to GAJoe:
That almost sounds like Monster Squad. A campy, childs movie that probably has some scenes in it that would go on list three.
Namely the sadness of good guy Frankie getting sucked into a vortex, the garlic pizza burning Dracula's face, the three school girls becoming brides...the list is endless... and campy.
Posted 05/22/2010 at 04:55:51 PM
moonbunnychan said:
Artex's death is kind of worse in the book....as he's a fully sapient character with actual speaking lines and such. Plus in the book *spoiler alert!* he STAYS dead. There is no great regeneration where everybody who died magically comes back.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 01:37:36 AM
LBD "Nytetrayn" said:
I think I mentioned this last time, but...
TMNT: The Movie, with Shredder falling off a building, into a garbage truck, and being crushed by the compactor triggered by one Casey Jones.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 01:37:42 AM
Vic Sage said:
Does anyone remember that Disney movie "Amy" where the deaf kid gets run over by the train? That scene always gave me nightmares.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 01:38:44 AM
Dirty said:
There were a couple of scenes from The Last Starfighter that creeped me out: the clone or Beta Alex when he pulled off his head and repaired himself, and when that dude pulled his own eyeballs put and showed his real eyes to Alex who couldn't go anywhere because they were going hella fast in that car/ship.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 01:42:56 AM
John Nagle said:
Dr. Seuss once made a live-action movie: "The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T". That's a scary movie for kids.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 02:38:00 AM
Nick said:
I always wondered how pissed that horse playing Artax after that scene was. The horse is clearly actually panicking from the wild look in his eyes as he's pulled under the swamp water.
And thank you for pointing out the one thing I still remember about the terribleness of Superman III: how much that scene absolutely terrified me as a child.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 03:44:36 AM
Adam J said:
So, no one else was freaked out of their mind by the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? How could this not be number one or at least awfully close to the top. ...no, no wait, number one. Definitely number one.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 04:17:28 AM
Necro said:
Why is it that the films with the scenes that disturbed me most as a child are also my favourite films ever?
Posted 05/21/2010 at 05:56:09 AM
ZexMarquies01 said:
Decent list...but seriously, You didn't have the boat scene from Will Wonka and the Chocolate factory?
That is still one of the most screwed up things I have ever seen in a kids movie. Also one of the best little songs in a kids movie as well!
That Boat scene would be my #1 disturbing moment in a kids movie by far.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 08:03:21 AM
sikido said:
The most disturbing scene of my childhood had to be in The Dark Crystal when the rest of the Skeksis turn on the just defeated Chamberlain and corner him and strip him.
I had probably blocked this from my memory completely until I saw it again recently, but seeing it again brought back that horrible feeling I had first time round when I must've been about 5 or 6.
It didn't seem to matter that the Chamberlain was such a wretched, conniving bastard but seeing him scream like that while being completely humiliated did not give me an ounce of satisfaction.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 10:39:50 AM
Timisha said:
Did anybody mention the dark crystal? That creepy bird thing withering away in its bed or those huge beetle things were enough for me.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 11:21:41 AM
Justin Brown said:
KIDS. You didn't even MENTION 'A mouse and his child.' OR 'Raggedy Anne and Andy a Musical Adventure'. The 2 MOST messed up childrens cartoons in their ENTIRETY. Most messed up. More messed up then Watership Down easily.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2PV7pOnmuE
Posted 05/21/2010 at 12:44:45 PM
Neptune said:
I didn't even remember NIMH existed until now. And the weird thing is, I remember wanting to watch it more than once as a kid. Granted, I watched the vid you posted, and I can honestly conclude that I had little understanding of what was really going on in those particular scenes as a child. And I don't think the old, red-eyed Gandalf rat man ever scared me. He's too nice and helpful to be scary.
But I must agree with #1. I didn't even see The Neverending Story until I was a little older, but that horse scene completely disturbed me. Other parts of the movie made me very uncomfortable, but I barely remember them, whereas I can remember that scene in vivid detail. ugh.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 04:54:50 PM
hamykia said:
Oh, I remember watching NIMH, but I didn't know it was this film.
I remember the Roger Rabbit and the Neverending Story scenes very clearly.
The Neverending Story is a film I got upset with after reading the original novel.
But in the original novel the horse could talk. I guess, maybe that would have made it worse? To have him telling Atreyu to leave him and save himself?
Posted 05/21/2010 at 07:25:59 PM
Thalan said:
I just saw Superman 3 on tv the other day and remembered being freaked out by that scene as a kid. I thought man that could've made it into that list I read on TR no long ago. You're reading my thoughts aren't you. You son of a bitch.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 09:06:32 PM
Kat said:
I think the entire movie the Labrynth counts as incredibly disturbing.
That movie terrifies me.
Posted 05/21/2010 at 09:11:11 PM
Christa said:
IN The never ending storey the horse made me sad but the dang wolf when he first appears and all you see are glowing eyes and teeth ....that gave me nightmares for days
Posted 05/21/2010 at 10:24:56 PM
sockpuppet said:
Not a movie but twenty years on and just thinking about Whilomena the Whirligig Witch (and her damn cat) makes me want to curl up in a fetal position and scream the world away.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-KnZVseNnY
Hell even the thick accented hero got hisname from a mentally unbalanced Dublin tramp from the 30's
Posted 05/22/2010 at 02:59:12 PM
Kal-El Summers said:
I'm amazed that the part in the second Unico movie with all the people being turned into blocks didn't make the list. God, I still remember seeing it the first time ever and running out of the room in terror.
And The Last Unicorn? Fuck that drunk skeleton and big, fiery bull. I almost pissed myself in fear when they first appeared.
Posted 05/22/2010 at 03:12:40 PM
Mecharius replied to Kal-El Summers:
Oh my god, yes to the people being turned into blocks in the Unico movie! That image was so firmly burned into my mind that I thought I had dreamed it up in a nightmare. Took me almost twenty years to figure out that it was actually from a movie! Also, the dragon/robot thing screaming is pretty screwed up.
Also, another vote for The Brave Little Toaster the next time around. The dream sequence where the clown fireman whispers "Run" still makes me curl up in a ball.
Posted 06/03/2010 at 02:03:03 AM
Asat said:
Holy shit, +10 points for Irona reference. Oh wait, she was included in the animated TV show, wasn't she? Okay, +5 points, upgradable to +15 for any acknowledgement of the kindertraumatic Dr. N-R-Gee.
Posted 05/23/2010 at 03:38:34 AM
vendetta said:
Its strange the things that stick with you from childhood. I recall all of these but Atrax was the worst. Hands down. Still remember seeing that vividly.
Posted 05/23/2010 at 04:17:29 PM
LanternCorps said:
The Wheelers in Return to Oz are actually in the Oz novels too. Think it's in The Land of Oz.
Return to Oz combined the 2nd and 3rd books, but Dorothy isn't in an insane asylum.
I think Dorothy aging backwards is probably the most fucked up thing about it though. Judy Garland was 15 when she starred in the movie and the sequel starred an actual child.
Posted 05/24/2010 at 05:08:29 AM
EssBen said:
you just made me watch Artax die again, you swines! >.
Posted 05/24/2010 at 03:45:45 PM
Kuchisake said:
"And gratuitous, horrifying spandex-crotch?"
Awesome. Labyrinth totally made me lady-gay for David Bowie. Junk lady was damn scary.
Posted 05/24/2010 at 09:02:57 PM
KdWthTheGldnArm said:
Anyone remember the Jetsons movie? I vaguely remember there being the genocide of some alien race due to a Spacely Sprockets factory. I just remember thinking it was pretty heavy stuff for a kid's movie.
Posted 05/25/2010 at 04:17:42 PM
Lisa said:
The queen in Disney's Snow White isn't exactly kid-friendly, y'know.
Good lists. Between this and the other, the only movie that has traumatized me, though, is "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory." I'd read the book and seen the movie. The book was freaky enough.
Saw the movie again for the first time last year. Now that I'm all grown up, same age as the movie, it's not quite as traumatic. Still a bit, though.
Posted 06/01/2010 at 12:34:17 AM
Kiki said:
Also, remember the scene in The Little Mermaid when Ariel is turned into a human and nearly drowns? Or the witch in Snow White getting struck by lightning? VERY common scary scenes.
Posted 06/16/2010 at 01:16:48 AM



