All hail Total Recall: The Musical. Without fear of hyperbole, I say this is the greatest thing ever created in the history of man. If I thought there would possibly be a chance of me needing it even one more time, I'd create a tag for it titled "Ridiculously Necessary Remakes." If this actually happened, I'd get my ass to Mars so quick it would make Kuato's head spin. which would be intensely uncomfortable for both Kuato, his host, and anyone unfortunate enough to be watching, I imagine.