“Hear the Lamentation of the Women!”
Remember that shockingly awesome Total Recall: The Musical clip from a while back? Well, the same guys have taken their excellent songwriting skills and shaky Arnold Schwarzenegger impression and moved on to Conan: The Barbarian Musical. Above is the song “Crom,” which might have the bets chorus in the history of recorded music, no foolin’. Infinite thanks to Al K. and everyone else who sent this in. And let’s all pray they decide to do Predator next.
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.