And just to totally contradict my diatribe on poking fun at nerds that I posted yesterday, here's yet another teenage werewolf who has decided the best way to stop getting made fun of is to go totally fucking insane and post it on the internet. It's so amazingly hilarious I'm having a hard time believing it's genuine; however, if it is, this kid has issues far more severe than lycanthropy. Still, sweet deal for Sasquatch.
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i think this dude IS josh
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Criss Angel, WTF ???
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I want lick your hairy ...
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Go ahead and laugh people. In 20 years this kid will probably be a Congressman. The kid who's harrassing him? Jail, dude.. Yep, he'll be rich and famous 'cause he believes it if he wants to just like he thinks he's a werewolf. You wish you had this kid's imagination...
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I think the most traumatising part is when he started bullying the 360 and threw it into the bushes (I actually screamed). I mean, sure the 360 can be a total pain...but it doesn't deserve that. Sasquatch better have wireless controllers...
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I hope this is real, but i doubt it.
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Probably fake... but either way, what pisses me off about kids like this is that they QQ all the time about getting made fun of, all the while trying so hard to be different. Kids make fun of stuff that's weird and different... why try so hard to do that to yourself??
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LOL! now sasquatch can play halo 3..., this whole teen werewolf thing is hilarious. Should find out were he taped this so I can get his xbox...
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Well, I have to say that he does have something legitimate in that bullying is never okay and the school and his parents don't seem to be handling it well/ taking it seriously. As someone who was bullied in high school, I can sympathize with jerkwad peers and parents who don't give a crap. Still, dude, you're not a werewolf. You'll never be a werewolf. Nothing wrong with exploring your identity, but do try to tone it down a bit in public, hmm?
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Also, his hair is ridiculously shiny. Possible wig?
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People, There is one major reason I believe this guy is acting: his confidence in front of the camera. If he were really upset, his voice would not be nearly this steady.
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Josh is just saying what everyone's thinking.
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In before teen sasquatches become the next big thing.
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Man, I hate that Josh kid.
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ISS: In-School Suspension
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This is great.
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Don't worry everyone. I think it was just an empty Xbox360 case. He smacks the tree and throws the box using one hand. The frequency he hits the tree seems too great and the distance he throws the system seems a bit to far to be done by someone using one hand. Though... that might be explained by the werewolf strength.
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Hahaha sorry Daffy, this kid is more interested in Josh, methinks.
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If it's real then someone is eventually going to show Josh who will only have more ammunition against the kid. What is this ISS that he talks about? PS: I'm also hoping that someone other than sasquatch finds that xbox, maybe some little kid that never had the opportunity to own something as expensive as that. And maybe Sasquatch can come over to play it sometimes, maybe.
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For his sequel, he damned well better carve a bush into Sasquatch playing Xbox 360.
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Somebody figure out where this guy lives so we can get his xbox. Seriously. :x
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That is sooo obviously a wig!!!! A REAL teen werewolf wouldn't need one. I think it's some kind of bad acting class exercise.
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That is sooo obviously a wig!!!! A REAL teen werewolf wouldn't need one. I think it's some kind of bad acting class exercise.
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Fake, no one could throw an xbox 360 that far. It'd break their arm.
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anyone think this kid is josh. just caring the hilarity even further
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If this is real, Josh must be feeling STUPID right about now.
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Even in the negligible chance that this isn't a a fake rant, I don't see how laughing at it is contradicting your post from yesterday. This guy filmed this with the intent of posting it online, and posted it online himself, so he gets what's coming to him. That said, I'm pretty sure he made this with the intent of making fun of teen wolves. He probably saw that news segment and felt a parody coming on.
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ABSOLUTELY! i want to hang out with Josh.
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dude... that Josh kid sounds pretty hilarious... the part about Van Helsing had me laughing out loud. i don't care if that kid is real or not (read: he isn't)... that last line about sasquatch playing Halo 3 is GOLD!
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Daffy Duck x Teen Wolf!? I'm pretty sure thats FFF material.
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I think everyone should set their Facebook status / Twitter to "....is taking fake calls from Van Helsing"
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yeah, its definitely a wig. That screamed at me the entire time.
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The "kids don't make fun of each other like that" especially. Like any geek, I'm not fond of bullying. But the more the kid went on about Josh, the more I was thinking that he sounded pretty awesome. I don't think I'd mind being persecuted by Josh. Hell, I'd probably be flattered and sad to see his comedy routine disappear from my life on graduation.
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Looks like i'm the only guy who doesn't find this drop dead hilarious. It was just kinda bleh. If it's real (it's not) it's sad and if it's fake it's a different kind of sad.
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ooooooh..so much hate this boy has
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Who else is having flashbacks to the Ginger kid?
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AHAHAHH, i'm so adding you to my contacts!
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whoever this guy is....he is hilarious....
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I think that xbox will fit in nicely with the flat screen tv, controllers, cables and wi-fi adapter thrown in the forest by other angst ridden teens. Cant find bigfoot anywere? No evidence of his existence? Its because he's in his cave enjoying his sweet ass gaming set up.
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Agreed.
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I thought we had something special :(
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It's a common mistake people make, thinking steel is silver. It was a big plot point in an "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" episode, where a girl had to put silver on the end of a stick to ward off an evil spirit but used a spoon.
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I hereby declare this best post of the day until further notice.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Best Ever.
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A new viral video rage has been born. I can't wait for the remix.
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Really fake, yet really, really fucking hilarious. Anyone else notice his "silver" is really just his scissors?
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Why do kids think that publishing videos like this on a public forum like YouTube is somehow NOT gonna make their problems worse? Dear lordy. I was worried in high school just posting text and eventually images online.
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Funniest. Thing. I. Will. See. All. Week.
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This is funny but, I bet this ass hat is the kind of kid we all grew up hating in high school.
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If Microsoft is at all smart, they'll make a new XBox 360 ad featuring Sasquatch playing Halo 3 in the woods.
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xD
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My mom got me a Microsoft™ brand Xbox360™ Elite™ video game console and I don't want it because I just want to be a Teen Wolf® like in the madcap Michael J. Fox comedy Teen Wolf® from Universal Pictures™, so I'm going to throw it in the woods so a lovable Sasquatch (you know, like from Harry and the Hendersons®, the hit family film brought to you by 20th Century Fox™), can play the hit video game sensation, Halo 3® brought to you by the good people at Bungie™ and Microsoft™.
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oh come one, Rob, you can't tell the difference between real and fake? LOL you must have been sniffing too much FFF!
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Yeah, that's I think the best part.
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WTF?!?!? Man, fake or not, this was hilarious! And also disturbing... Now, it could be broken already, but still: there's absolutely NO REASON to do that to an x-box, wtf?! He should burn in hell. When he started waving daggers and scissors maniacally I was seriouslly alarmed, though... Josh should be too.
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HAHA! Now Sasquatch can play Halo 3. HAHAHA!
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Daffy duck and a teen werewolf you say? To the FFF machine
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Amazing, I hope to see you in the multi player
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Somebody get this kid a table dance, STAT!!
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if the video is fake the guy still wound up wrecking a xbox and sure sasquash is not going to be happy when he comes around to claim the new treasure. plus josh should be a little worried about what that kid could do with that silver dagger. the way he is ranting and raving about not wanting to be a normal kid but a werewolf.even if it is some one just mesisng around on you tube
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As this kid throws away an xbox360 its clear he doesn't have a nerd bone in his body....so it's fine to ridicule this idiot. Even if this video is fake its still cringe worthy.
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I was pissing myself with laughter the entire time. I hope this kid becomes the next CWC. That would kick ass.
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AHHAAHAAHAAA! Fake or not, Hilarious! Man, this Josh kid sounds like a laugh, I think I want to be his friend!
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i'd say the chances of that xbox being pre-broken are pretty high.
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Absolutely agree. Sasquatch can also stream Netflix.
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Second
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in all fairness, i'm not a big fan of halo 3 either...if it is fake i hope that was his old x-box that had succumbed to the red ring of death...
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Hahaha!!
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Yeah. It's a terrible wig & I'm 90% sure it's fake. The insults he made up could be something genuine, though. Hell, I used to hear crap like that back in the 90s. I wore band shirts all the time & had green hair. I had one kid who every day when I'd go into history class would make fun of me saying the stupidest crap like "you have sex with the devil!" "I better not make you mad, or you'll turn me into a toad!" and the obvious "freak". I wasn't even into witchcraft or anything. Heck, I wouldn't even have considered myself "goth". No dark make-up. I just loved punk/metal. Some kids are just douchey.
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This is literally the funniest thing I've seen in the last few months.
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I love me some Red Dead Redemption on my new Xbox 360.
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this totally reeks of xbox / halo 3 viral marketing......
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Holy crap, I laughed so hard! I love how he yells "Now Sasquatch can play Halo 3!" And I don't know, I know some people who can joke pretty hard like that. I fall victim to it most every day...
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Gotta agree with Kneejerk. I think this one is a fake. It's "Gingers have souls" meets the Teen Werewolf news report. Plus it was the dudes first post on a new YouTube account, and that's obviously a wig.
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So normal teens can't make fun of teen werewolves but teen werewolves can make fun of poor Sasquatch? RACISM!
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I don't think this is genuine, but it is damn hilarious. 'Now Sasquatch can play it!' Either way, he's a comedy genius.
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I think Sasquatch would enjoy Halo 3. That is really funny. I can't believe it's genuine, but it's hilarious either way.
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He needs to get a better wig next time. Still, I love the image in my head of Sasquatch playing Red Dead Redemption.
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Yeah no way this is real... I mean kids dont make fun of each other in the way that he discribes (well they do according to hollywood) but still awesome... the mimeing of sucking Daffy Ducks dick is pretty hysterical.
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I don't want to kick his ass because he thinks he's a werewolf. I want to kick his ass because he just threw a damn Xbox 360 into the forest.
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Fake
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We really might want to call Van Helsing and let him know that Josh might be in trouble. Sorry, had to do it. I, however, think Sasquatch would want to play something besides Halo so he doesn't have to deal with 12 years olds insulting his mom and questioning his sexuality.
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LOL.
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