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"Are you kidding?! If these people would spend even some of the energy that they spend on these comic books, reading the Bible, well no high hopes here. They have turned comic book characters into idols, and worship them they do! Isaiah 2:8 Their land also is full of idols; they worship the work of their own hands, that which their own fingers have made: 9 And the mean man boweth down, and the great man humbleth himself: therefore forgive them not. It is time to put away the silly vanities and turn to God like you mean it. The destruction of this nation is imminent - so start calling on Batman and Superman now, see if they can pull you from the mess that you have created with all your silly idolatry."Because, as we all know you can not dress as a comic book character, buy a toy of a comic book character, or read a story about a comic book character without worshiping that character as a god. It's an impossibility to enjoy fiction without believing those characters are the creators of the universe which we must acknowledge through prayer and worship (I remember the time I was young and watching Sesame Street, and killed my pet rabbit in the name of Super Grover. Kids sacrifice the darnedest things!).
I'm not trying to diss all religion here, but there are so many real problems in the world I find acts of zealotry like these phenomenally stupid and awful. Plus, the fact that this is such a grave evil they're going to spend 45 whole minutes on Comi-con's least busy day is especially infuriating. Thanks to Nerd Bastards for both the tip and the pic.
Comments
Monty Prime said:
I worship Stan Lee as if he were a god. So, I guess I'm destroying America and the world in general?
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:12:52 PM
Dude replied to Monty Prime:
Right there with you brother, I simply call him "The Creator"
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:34:38 PM
Scooter Atreides replied to Monty Prime:
Well, you would be destroying the moral fiber of America, but according to Phelps and his minions, you're far too late, as evidenced by his "God Hates America" site, companion to the famous, and equally insane web destination: "God Hates Fags".
See, since we evil, depraved, slaves of Lucifer(y'know, Americans)have refused to make homosexuality a capitol crime punishable by summary execution, we as a nation have thus condemned ourselves to an eternity roasting in a pit of burning goat feces.
Any attempt to attack or discredit the Westboro Baptist Church and its subnormal followers is a waste of intellectual resources. These fools are doing a perfectly good job of destroying themselves by subscribing to an absurdly extremist viewpoint that accomplishes nothing save for the alienation of everyone who might normally be sympathetic to their position. Many right-wing, conservative Christian groups(including the Baptist Church itself) have been very vocal in their opposition to Phelps and his congregation.
This is a religious nutjob that other religious nutjobs point at and say: "We're not with him!"
Posted 07/15/2010 at 07:32:36 PM
Roxter45 replied to Scooter Atreides:
Anyone who judges Christ or Christianity by what these fools are doing are just as ignorant as they are. So who's the nut job? And everyone can turn to Jesus. These idiots don't speak for God. This is incest at it's worst.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 09:16:54 PM
emerson999 replied to Roxter45:
Until the god of the new or old testament decides to pick up a phone and tell the newspapers that they're misquoting him, I think they've got about as valid a claim to it as any other Christian.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 10:11:04 PM
Paul replied to Roxter45:
they are as qualified to speak for god than any onther theist. What are the avidence that moderate christians can show that the extremists cant? How do you separate both?
The ones that we call "moderates" or "rational" theists are the ones that separate their reasoning regards god and everything else, IMHO this only add schizophrenia to the scenario...
Posted 07/20/2010 at 10:17:21 AM
ZeroCorpse replied to Monty Prime:
Funny, and probably as sincere as Phelps.
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Guys, he doesn't do this stuff because he believes anything. He does it to make money.
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He and his family are all lawyers. What they do, is they set up a protest against something they know will anger someone, and then they wait for some idiot to assault them, at which point they document it, sue the person who assaulted them, and make money.
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Sometimes, they do it to try to get one over on the city, county, or state. If the cops or some other officials try to shut them down, the Phelps gang sues them for curtailing their First Amendment rights.
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This has never been about religion (which, BTW, I'm not really very fond of)-- It's about antagonizing someone into doing something that's subject to a civil suit. That's pretty much all there is to it.
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There are plenty of reasons to dislike religion, but Phelps isn't really one of them. He's not a representative for anything but slimy lawyers.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 08:44:51 PM
emerson999 replied to ZeroCorpse:
The money angle is the first thing that occurred to me when I saw this. I think more and more people are getting wise to their trolling methods. So he figured that nerds might provide a good crowd of socially awkward, easily angered, people.
Even protests, really, wind up playing into their game. Really the only good counter measure is a method some people use of just sitting by them with a can and discreetly collecting money to donate to whatever group is being yelled at.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 10:19:36 PM
rickicker replied to ZeroCorpse:
a spokesman for both god and the devil alike...i smell a comic book plot in there somewhere. >:3
Posted 07/16/2010 at 12:06:05 AM
Arcane replied to ZeroCorpse:
He does however beat his kids into believing the way he does. Whatever the angle is, he's using some strong cult tactics.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 04:41:25 AM
Stan Lee replied to Monty Prime:
Monty Prime: So you're the stalker I've had to take out a restraining order against...
Posted 07/15/2010 at 11:46:19 PM
Church replied to Monty Prime:
"I worship Stan Lee as if he were a god. So, I guess I'm destroying America and the world in general?"
Yes, because you worship him 'as if he were a god,' and not as God.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 11:34:11 AM
Haz said:
Westboro Baptist Church should fight any church of Jediism.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:16:11 PM
Bad Horse replied to Haz:
I'd be more interested in seeing Jedi fight the Westboro Baptist Church.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:32:24 PM
Hobbcore said:
I talked to Batman about a subject similar to this.
Hobbcore: "Batman, who would win in a fight you or God?"
Batman: "What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the GODDAMN BATMAN."
Hobbcore:...I walked right into that one...
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:21:09 PM
Arsenal said:
They are just mad that my fiction has better art, better stories, and less plotholes
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:22:33 PM
stewbacca replied to Arsenal:
And Ministers and Priests do more retconning of what god meant in their stories that a thousand comic book writers.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:34:07 PM
Caveat Emptor replied to Arsenal:
Goes along with my theory that the Bible is just Yahweh fan fiction.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 06:56:11 PM
SafetyDance101 said:
As much as these guys repulse me, I would love to see what would happen if they tried to pull this shit at an especially spirited Twihard gathering. Talk about an unstoppable force of stupidity meeting an immovable object of rabid fangirl devotion.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:23:15 PM
Scooter Atreides replied to SafetyDance101:
Awesome! No matter who loses, we win!
Posted 07/15/2010 at 07:36:04 PM
rickicker replied to SafetyDance101:
now THAT would be a showdown even more awesome than The Battle of Helm's Deep. or yoda versus jesus, for that matter! XD XD
Posted 07/16/2010 at 12:09:01 AM
Ssyrie replied to SafetyDance101:
I was thinking the exact same thing when I heard about this nonsense. Shame there doesn't seem to be a big Twilight panel this year.
Posted 07/17/2010 at 12:44:55 AM
Unemployed in Greenland said:
I am a devout, daily-practicing Christian and this is making me facepalm hard enough to cause black eyes for my unborn grandchildren. These morons are the ones who spoil religion for the rest of us.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:23:30 PM
rickicker replied to Unemployed in Greenland:
amen, brother, amen! what gets me is the fact that these idiotic zealots seemed to abort people who are both religiously savvy and reads comics about flying women in leotards. what? we're not worthy of god's kingdom on the basis that we read fiction because its fun? really, assholes? REALLY?!
Posted 07/16/2010 at 12:12:32 AM
Elijah said:
Aren't these the guys who picketed Matthew Shepard's funeral, and so on? Even many of the most crazy fanatics (of the Christian variety) disavow them when possible. Honestly, I'd rather they bother people at Comic Con, who are there to do something fun and aren't terribly disenfranchised, then people at funerals or fighting for actual, legal rights. But that's me.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:25:09 PM
Scooter Atreides replied to Elijah:
Yeah, that's them all right. They also protest military funerals since anyone who died to protect this "fag-enabling"(their term)country is certainly going straight to hell. I dearly wish I was making this up.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 07:39:47 PM
Elijah replied to Scooter Atreides:
Fun extra fact! Apparently they're basically all one giant, creepy family, and Mr. Patriarch has most of his kids go to law school so they know exactly how much they can legally get up in peoples' shit. Ew.
I learned this from my wonderful, more socially-aware girlfriend, who reacted to this story by saying, "Now I want to go to Comic Con EVEN MORE."
Posted 07/16/2010 at 09:36:54 AM
Dude said:
Right there with you brother, I simply call him "The Creator"
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:28:11 PM
Gruntforglory said:
Looks to me like they are just bible "fan-boys and fan-girls", trying to get everyone to try out their nerdy thing. What's worse, it's actually more annoying, because if you don't try it, or don't like it, then you are a satanist or something.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:29:32 PM
Chronotyrant said:
First off, HELL YES I"M GOING. I have gone every year for 20 years now and this guy sure as heck isn't gonna change that. I would also like to reference the following page from secret invasion #6: http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/preview2.php?image=previews/marvelcomics/secretinvasion/6/SECINV006_int-27.jpg
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:29:43 PM
tvtastegood said:
Isn't there a rock concert near by they protest! For fucks sake I was kicked out of confirmation class for having a brain at the age of 13. They did the whole the church says abortion is bad thing then asked us what our beliefs were pro abortion or pro life the 'catholic' choice. I brought up the gray area and the teacher (county sheriff) went ballistic and kicked me out after he asked me who was gonna fix the problems of the world if god didn't, I said batman.
Guess I'm goin to hell. If any of yall go first save me a spot by the AC
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:31:13 PM
Arsenal replied to tvtastegood:
Always nice to see another person that can answer any question by saying Batman
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:10:11 PM
Scooter Atreides replied to tvtastegood:
I'm a better person for having read this, thank you.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 07:41:46 PM
TechnicolorNinja replied to tvtastegood:
Allow me the privilege of bearing your children.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 11:18:20 PM
rickicker replied to tvtastegood:
tvtastegood, you're my new personal hero! XD
Posted 07/16/2010 at 12:14:57 AM
tvtastegood replied to rickicker:
I am starting my own hellbound religion, I dub it Batmanosticism all its followers are Batmanostics.
BTW I'm a lil overwhelmed by your praise, to all inquiring, I'm already married and would be honored to give babies to a ninja, that is all
Posted 07/16/2010 at 07:10:30 AM
Rml replied to tvtastegood:
Already married? Damn it!...
Batmanosticism, huh? Hey, count me in!
Posted 07/16/2010 at 09:36:18 AM
mrm1138 replied to tvtastegood:
How does one become a member of the Church of Batmanosticism? I'm prepared to give all of my worldly possessions.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 02:09:22 PM
Scooter Atreides replied to tvtastegood:
So how do I develop a personal relationship with Batman?
Posted 07/16/2010 at 03:59:30 PM
DoctorSmashy said:
Man.... I will never understand these types of religious people. Most of the religious folks I've met basically believe that God wants you to be good to others and lead a happy life, but some people focus on stupid, insignificant shit like this that's doing nothing but making people happy? And the way it seems to me, nerds are given a lot of shit in life anyway, so wouldn't that make us kind of like God's Chosen People? Just sayin'.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:32:19 PM
spoon07 replied to DoctorSmashy:
Smashy I am so hot for you right now.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:50:40 PM
mikhel replied to DoctorSmashy:
So, smashy, you are basically saying that nerds are the Jews of the fantasy-reading world (or, should that be Nerds?).
Posted 07/15/2010 at 07:04:57 PM
Scooter Atreides replied to DoctorSmashy:
Now we need a Nerd Moses to lead the people to the promised land.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 08:03:36 PM
Rml replied to Scooter Atreides:
Hey, we even got our commandments! 20 of them!
Posted 07/15/2010 at 09:25:42 PM
TechnicolorNinja replied to Rml:
We've got a good start on our religion already! If we can do this on the internet with a collaboration of a few passing comments, why can't Mr. Phelps develop his own doctrine worth a crap?
Posted 07/15/2010 at 11:23:28 PM
Anonymous replied to TechnicolorNinja:
If this church needs a licensed Reverand.. I am in.
Posted 07/18/2010 at 01:36:32 PM
Nikademus replied to DoctorSmashy:
The Bible has a typo, it's the geeks who shall inherit the earth...
Posted 07/16/2010 at 03:37:15 AM
Clemn said:
The Westboro Baptist Church has long ago given up any semblance of serious religious protest. All they (The whole 'church' is mostly just the extended Phelps Family) do is court controversy and media exposure in any way possible. They even picketed soldiers' funerals! It's basically a scheme to get people to assault them so they can sue. We should ignore them.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:32:19 PM
simonsebs said:
These guys usually go after homosexuals and dead soldiers. They must have gotten bored with that if they're coming after nerds now. They could be feeding the homeless or taking care of the sick, you know the stuff the Bible says we should be doing.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:32:26 PM
SpecterM91 said:
I've said it before and I'll say it again; we need to convince people at SDCC to carry around Batman trades and quote them with fake verse numbers while preaching about the awesomeness of Batman. Give them what they want, and troll them in process.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:34:17 PM
Arachnophobe replied to SpecterM91:
Yea, my bat-brothers and bat-sisters, know that even the goddam Batman himself did struggle with inner demons! As told to us by the prophet Miller, book 1, page 19, "And now the cobwebs grow and the dust thickens in here as it does in me... and he laughs at me, curses me. Calls me a fool. He fills my sleep, he tricks me. Brings me here when the night is long and my will is weak. He struggles, relentlessly, hatefully to be free... I will not let him. I gave my word. For Jason. Never again."
We must all find OUR Jason, my bat-brothers and bat-sisters. That we may overcome our inner demons, as did the goddam Batman. May your batarangs fly true.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:55:06 PM
Caveat Emptor replied to SpecterM91:
Makes me think of this article: http://www.theonion.com/articles/scientology-losing-ground-to-new-fictionology,1327/
Posted 07/15/2010 at 07:03:40 PM
Nyx replied to SpecterM91:
Entertainingly enough, I just attended a wedding where the ceremony was spoken out of the leatherbound edition of Frank Millers Batman, and the officiator managed to work in the line "with great power comes great responsibility" in his sermon.
Maybe we are a religion.... :D
Posted 07/16/2010 at 10:03:27 AM
anonymous said:
if these people protest this like they did the funeral in Winnipeg a couple years ago for the kid that was beheaded on the bus, then i wouldn't worry as they no showed.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:40:12 PM
Denjiro replied to anonymous:
If I recall correctly, the Canadian border patrol was instructed to deny them entry into Canada.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 07:21:21 PM
Darth Shoju replied to Denjiro:
Yeah they never got in. They threatened to send their signs across the border to their supporters in Canada (not sure why those supporters couldn't just make their own signs, but whatever). Ultimately there was no protesting at his funeral.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 08:33:59 PM
Rml replied to Darth Shoju:
"not sure why those supporters couldn't just make their own signs, but whatever". Awesome!
Man, you just gotta love Canada - they really know what they're doing up there, don't they?...
Posted 07/15/2010 at 09:27:55 PM
Sonya replied to anonymous:
Apparently they only had one person show up who drove around the location of the funeral then left when they saw the hundred or so counter-protestors.
I love my city.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 09:56:27 AM
Glitchy Goblin replied to Hobbcore:
They're both great guys, but modern interpretations make less and less sense?
Also, the newer the interpretation, the less impressive and more pretentious and less 'way past cool' the main character gets?
Yeah, I would say Jesus and Sonic fans have a lot in common here, sir.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:45:02 PM
Hobbcore replied to Glitchy Goblin:
I was just thinking that both their fans write some crazy ass fan fic lol
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:52:36 PM
zasabi said:
Westboro Baptist is not even close to the views of your typical church. Please do not be confused. They purposely display themselves in the most outlandish way inorder to incite hate and hopefully violence. You should check out the lawsuits that they have filed.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:45:08 PM
Greymattersplat said:
It's an impossibility to enjoy fiction without believing those characters are the creators of the universe which we must acknowledge through prayer and worship.
Funny, you just described my definition of organized religion.
Oh, and am I the only one who looked at that picture and thought to myself: "Rom would never say that"?
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:45:24 PM
davelog replied to Greymattersplat:
Funny, you just described my definition of organized religion.
OH SNAP!
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:00:23 PM
Rml replied to davelog:
"Funny, you just described my definition of organized religion."
Love you so much.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:46:08 PM
Poe Ghostal said:
Religion: Trying to rid the world of everything fun since 2,000 BC.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:47:25 PM
Vdrake said:
These people are so far from ACTUAL Christians that it's absurd to consider them religious at all. It's a money-making scam in a completely real sense: They tell X that 'God Hates Them' or something even more vile and offensive, then make attempts to get someone to throw a punch... then sue like there's no tomorrow. It has nothing to do with religion, save that it's a convenient excuse. They're stretching any possible meaning of the bible so they can be offensive and get away with it. It's using the freedom of religion as a shield to do despicable acts for monetary gain.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:51:16 PM
Theodore Sturgeon fan replied to Vdrake:
I seriously hope Phelps-A-Thon sets up another anti-WBC fundraiser for this. They could send the proceeds to the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund and the Hero Initiative.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:30:43 PM
Mak replied to Vdrake:
Well, a Christian is basically anyone who "professes a belief in Jesus Christ", according to most definitions. These are definitely religious people. We can't pull a "No true Scotsman" and excommunicate (heh) them just because they make other religious people look bad. They're Christians; they're just also awful people.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 09:08:54 PM
BobJ said:
I think it was Zappa who said "If there is a hell, its fires wait for them, not for us."
I've loved the con since its humble El Cortez Hotel days. While I'm not a violent person, any prick that tried to get in my face about it would regret it.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:54:06 PM
Neonlexicon said:
While I no longer follow the path, I had a very strict Christian upbringing (mostly from my father, who's even done non-Westboro related picketing). He was absolutely fine with comics. Granted, he would check the content first. This usually meant no Image or Dark Horse stuff, but Marvel & DC were always good to go. Heck, even my little brother who's still at home is turning into a geek. He runs around dressed up like a Jedi. My dad thinks it's "silly", but no reason to be alarmed. It must be a slow year for WBC. After this, they're picketing Justin Bieber. Dead fucking serious on that one.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:54:18 PM
Lady Niko replied to Neonlexicon:
They've gone after Lady Gaga a few times... they tried to protest her in STL in February, but it was too fricking cold & they never filed the necessary permits w/ the city.
Me: Aw, shucks! I missed an opportunity to get folks out to mock them like they did so awesomely in SFO that one time..... *laugh*
Posted 07/16/2010 at 01:07:11 AM
Monkey boy said:
Ugh. This is a non event. There is literally no event or cause these people won't protest. They degenerated into self parody long ago. "god hates nerds"? Really. They should be ashamed of themselves. Nerds aren't even controversial. These people literally hate everything: gays, Jews, blacks, America, soldiers, and now by far the least threatening group yet: nerds. By posting this you're just giving these pathetic attention whores what they want. They were always despicable, but now its just sad. And how is fred phelps not dead yet? The mans as close to a walking corpse as anyone I've ever seen.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:56:13 PM
Rml replied to Monkey boy:
"By posting this you're just giving these pathetic attention whores what they want."
I beg to differ. He's giving them the attention, yes, but not just that - he's also giving us priceless moments of hilarity!
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:50:27 PM
Scooter Atreides replied to Rml:
Absolutely, Fred Phelps is second only to Jack Chick as this country's largest natural source of unintentional humor.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 08:02:28 PM
Bentoboxx said:
So millions of barrels of oil are spilling into a gulf they believe the lord created and they are protesting nerds in capes? I can't wait to see how the awesomely crazy Comic-con crowd handles these yahoos!
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:58:28 PM
Oh, don't worry. They're saying God caused the oil spill because he hates ... Miami, I think it was? I can't remember, but they sent our paper a press release. I always throw up in my mouth a little when I have to touch one.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:10:49 PM
icko replied to lokifire:
but Will Smith likes Miami, he made a song out of it
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:59:12 PM
Scortia replied to lokifire:
God has bad aim then. The oil is screwing us over in Louisiana. I doubt it's getting as far as Louisiana. I know a lot of religious nutjobs said that Katrina happened because of the decadence abound in New Orleans. Right.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 06:13:15 PM
Scortia replied to lokifire:
God has bad aim then. The oil is screwing us over in Louisiana. I doubt it's getting as far as Louisiana. I know a lot of religious nutjobs said that Katrina happened because of the decadence abound in New Orleans. Right.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 06:14:08 PM
Scooter Atreides replied to lokifire:
God has done all manner of fucked-up shit in the Gospel According To Phelps--He sent Mr. Rogers to Hell for not speaking out in condemnation of homosexuality.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 08:07:09 PM
RoyDemarco said:
I won't be happy unless some dudes dressed as Sailor Moon dance and grind in front of them.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 04:58:35 PM
Scooter Atreides replied to RoyDemarco:
Find every hairy, sweaty, overweight, disturbingly-costumed anime fanatic, and send them out for a mass "Glomping".
That should end the protest right quick.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 08:13:24 PM
rickicker replied to RoyDemarco:
fuck, send me a fucking ticket, dress me up as sailor moon, and i'd GLADLY dry hump the guy for some pictures! >:3
Posted 07/16/2010 at 04:34:02 AM
phoenixphire24 said:
I think one of my favorite moments from a con was 2-3 years ago at Fanime. A Christian group came to protest. For some reason there was a guy cosplaying as Jesus at the con. It was fantastic; they had no idea what to do with him.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:02:05 PM
Beeftink replied to phoenixphire24:
There's been a Jesus cosplayer at every con I've ever attended. Bitches love JC.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:22:16 PM
Neonlexicon replied to phoenixphire24:
Ohayocon (big anime convention in Ohio) always seems to get the same weekend as the Christian Retreat convention. Usually it's tolerable. Most of them don't judge & try to understand what's going on. They'll actually go up to cosplayers & ask them about the convention & about anime & in the end usually have a great time with it. One year was annoying though. Somehow they set up a table & were trying to barter WWJD buttons for the permission to carry cosplayers' props. They did that to me with a sword I put a shitload of work into. I told 'em not on their life.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:31:53 PM
Yamagatat002 replied to phoenixphire24:
That happened last year. Never saw them, always used the north(?) entrance but heard about it after the fact from people in my car. The guy had pictures and video too.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 02:34:20 PM
Yamagata002 replied to phoenixphire24:
That happened last year. Never saw them, always used the north(?) entrance but heard about it after the fact from people in my car. The guy had pictures and video too.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 02:34:41 PM
Yamagata002 replied to phoenixphire24:
That happened last year. Never saw them, always used the north(?) entrance but heard about it after the fact from people in my car. The guy had pictures and video too.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 03:09:11 PM
Skeeter said:
*sigh*
As a Christian nerd, this makes me sad. It helps to know that these guys are effectively a cult and associated with Christianity in name only...
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:04:10 PM
Saustin said:
Wait so all the nerds are going to hell? Then why in the name of fuck would I want to go to heaven?
(Angels would never get any of the references in Venture Bros.)
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:08:46 PM
Arsenal replied to Saustin:
If there is a god and it made the platapus and giraffe, it is going to be laughing its ass off at venture brothers and arrested development
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:27:00 PM
Hobbcore replied to Arsenal:
Holy Cow God must be in charge of TV. It all makes sense now everything he gave us that was cool in the animal kingdom he took away i.e. dinosaurs, the dodo bird... He's also done the same with TV i.e. Arrested Development, Firefly...
Posted 07/15/2010 at 06:45:09 PM
Kay said:
This really doesn't surprise me. Westboro Baptist Church is so batshit insane, they'll tell anyone they're going to hell. Seriously. Call their hotline. There's an endless list of options to press to hear these assholes yell at you for any reason you possibly think of. Jews, Buddhist, other Christians, priests, soldiers, patriots, homosexuals, it goes on and on. They have no limit as to who they hate. Why not pick on geeky kids and adults who like to read Batman?
Good thing the entire congregation is only around 30-or 40 people. Jackasses.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:14:56 PM
Edge said:
"The destruction of this nation is imminent - so start calling on Batman and Superman now, see if they can pull you from the mess that you have created with all your silly idolatry."
To this I reply:
The destruction of this nation is imminent - so start calling on GOD now, see if HE can pull you from the mess that you have created with all your silly idolatry. Something tells me you'll get the same response either way.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:25:20 PM
flippant said:
Face it. The only reason Batshit Baptist Church is doing this is for the publicity. And of course it worked.
I encountered the functionally-similar Campus Crusade for Christ's lackeys at U of I at Urbana-Champaign with my girlfriend many moons ago. They were haranguing all and sundry as is their wont. We proceeded to sing the "True Faith Hymn" to them ("we are sinking deep in sin, won't you come and push us in" etc - it's great, look it up!). I am proud to say we actually shocked them speechless for a few moments. All they could do was default to pointing at us and telling us we were going to hay-ull. Best heckle ever!
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:30:36 PM
longbowhunter said:
As a long-standing member in the Sons of Batman,I can state with 100% accuracy that my god can beat up their god. Does Jesus know Krav-Maga? Batman does. And as the prophet Miller said,in The Book of Our Lord The Dark Knight Returns,
"You don't get it, boy. This isn't a mudhole... It's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon".
Amen and Hiyo Goddamn Silver!!!!
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:33:50 PM
RenGeek81 replied to longbowhunter:
Don't count out Jesus just yet. According to Christopher Moore, he invented Jew-do, I mean judo.
Also, I recommend for viewing the film Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter which includes a scene where Jesus just kicks the shit out of 30 or so random people. I don't know what was up with that scene. Youtube it!
Posted 07/16/2010 at 08:22:58 AM
theBRUCE said:
This is just sad. This right here is my problem with organized religion it creates some of the craziest people on the planet. I have no problem with you believing in a higher power but when you get other people just as or more crazy than you are and get in a group and decide to force your beliefs on others is when you should be dick punched
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:38:42 PM
BrianAce said:
You know if people just ignored Phelps and his batshit insane family/congregation, they would eventually go away.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:39:11 PM
Moishe said:
Hey Fred,the Bible also says you shouldn't be a D-bag either. (Colossian 4:6)
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:44:24 PM
This. This is such a great comment. I think it's the summarizing of a biblical passage with the words "don't be a D-bag," that really sells it.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 10:31:11 PM
BobJ said:
I like to imagine the ghost of Shel Dorf, in a secret room atop the convention center. He views the picketing group from above, whispers "Release the furries!" and a secret door opens and out streams a mob of yiffing madness upon them. Phelps picks fake fur from his teeth until doomsday....
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:45:18 PM
eats_daisies said:
Pseudo-religious groups have always and will always give Christians and Christian nerds a bad name. We don't take it personally--most of us find it pretty damn funny--and we try to shrug it off. You non-Christians, keep a sense of humor about it and don't make the mistake of judging our religion based on a group of extremist heretics.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:54:44 PM
JesseDeath said:
As fucking IF the bible wasn't the first Fan Fic ever made. Yup, you can pull morals from there, as easily as you can pull angel condoned rape, murder, genocide, sexism an a whole slew of other stuff. It's all in how you paraphrase your quotes, and more to the point, it's about context. Fucking zealots. Come on. Protesting nerds? Right. No grieving war widows to heckle you pathetic cowards? The Westboro crew is going to be in for a surprise when Zeus bitch slaps them to the underworld. Drink your kool ade, youre late for your spaceship, you fucking nuts.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 05:59:11 PM
thelordofhell said:
Nowhere on issue 9 page 13 of Rom Spaceknight does it say "God Hates Nerds".
Epic Sign Fail
Posted 07/15/2010 at 06:05:36 PM
Cipher said:
I've lurked on here for a while now, but this grinds my gears too much for me not to post something. Westboro 'church' consists of heretics and blasphemers who do not even believe the very basics of Christianity. They are rejected by every branch of Christianity. They have a thin Christian coating on the outside, but inside is a legalistic cult center concerned only with control.
"Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You shut the kingdom of heaven in men's faces. You yourselves do not enter, nor will you let those enter who are trying to." -Matthew 23:13
Posted 07/15/2010 at 06:09:10 PM
Rml said:
Ok, Coke almost came out of my nose here - not a pretty picture when you're at work.
I was born and raised a Catholic. Now, I became an atheist many years ago, but I don't have the smallest recollection of any of my friar teachers saying shit like that; they were all about being good and helping people. My grandma still says every now and then I should have God in my heart, but that's as annoying as she gets. Now THESE people... shit. They're a disgrace to religion and human kind as a whole. It may sound a little bit harsh, but: they should be sodomized. By a black jew dressed up as the goddman batman. That would certainly help release the tension.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 06:11:23 PM
Chris Thorne said:
Oh I hope Buddy Jesus shows up. they are gonna LOVE him. :)
Posted 07/15/2010 at 06:12:01 PM
demoncat said:
Sadly fred and his ilk are just exercising their freedom of speech and since they do not want any more heat for protesting at dead soliders funeral's they are now going after comic and sci fi fans. though right after they protest Al gore . if nothing else i give it five minutes before some comic fans dressed as klingons or some big powerful creature decide to try and have a discusion with Fred and co.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 06:19:27 PM
PleaseKillSylar said:
seriously, I now why these people do it, but, hey, dead people can't sue, right?
Posted 07/15/2010 at 06:21:57 PM
Halbred said:
We may as well pray to Batman or Superman for help against Phelps 'n' Friends: we have about the same chance as they do for our chosen diety to come down from the sky and save our asses.
People like Fred Phelps make skeptics and aethiests' lives a lot easier.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 06:24:35 PM
Dantheman said:
Pay them no mind. Fred Phelps and his demonspawn kinder are just assholes.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 06:26:02 PM
Robyn said:
Sadly this kind of idiocy isn't just confined to WBC. I've seen plenty of it growing up. However I grew up in Utah, so that's a whole different problem. And didn't a bunch of those 'Nerd Regret' entries consist of Christians treating Star Wars and stuff like it's Satanic?
Posted 07/15/2010 at 06:39:07 PM
Sonya replied to Robyn:
My ex-boyfriend's old minister once condemned Lord of the Rings without 1) reading the books or 2) seeing the films. He went on for an hour about how "there's only one Lord and he doesn't need know rings" and got half the town after him (huge nerd community). The next Sunday he apologized and admitted he hadn't read the book.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 10:12:11 AM
eschewtron said:
I hope Robert Crumb makes an appearance and gives Phelps a copy of his comic book version of the Book of Genesis.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 06:39:57 PM
Neptune said:
There's no need to "dis" any kind of religion when talking about WBC. They are one-of-a-kind, and it has nothing to do with Jesus.
They are A) fucking insane, and B) completely addicted to LAWSUITS.
If you are going to Comic Con, keep in mind that you should NOT engage WBC. Their style is to try to provoke and anger passers by, with the goal of pissing them off enough so that someone does something stupid (threatening them, stealing a sign, shouting out slander about them, etc), so that they can find a way to SUE.
So yeah, no religion there. Just 100% disgusting morons.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 06:44:51 PM
Marand said:
"start calling on Batman and Superman now, see if they can pull you from the mess that you have created with all your silly idolatry."
Start calling on God now, and see if he can pull you from the mess that religion has created with all its silly idolatry. I'll wait.
(Apologies to non-batshit-crazy religious people in the audience.)
Posted 07/15/2010 at 06:51:25 PM
kilr0y said:
I assumed this was misposted, and was supposed to be in the previous post. Thinkgeek should get to work on the "G hates g's" and nerds t-shirt/bumper sticker. Include the Romans reference, or any other with appropriate comic value.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 06:55:25 PM
Boyle said:
I find it fascinating that most nerds, when motivated to facetiously worship a comic book character, invent religions centering around Batman as opposed to Superman (as evidenced by earlier comments in this thread). Indeed, with his God-like powers and invulnerability, Superman seems like he would be the ideal false idol. Furthermore, Batman's very title--the "Goddamned" Batman--makes him seem like God's opposite number.
Gadzooks! What devilish truth lies behind the iniquitous tendencies of the nerdiahs to worship a figure of such seemingly ill-repute!? Forsworn and etc!!
Posted 07/15/2010 at 06:58:35 PM
Celtic Mage said:
Fred and his congregation are based out of Topeka, KS. I used to work with some of the kids at Dairy Queen. They were nice kids. Disowned from the family because they didn't share the same views. You see them picketing stores and funerals all the time here.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 07:02:36 PM
Ekajra said:
Being a good Christian nerd, I looked up Rom. 9:13 (which I'm assuming means Romans), and it says thusly: "Just as it is written: "Jacob I loved, but Esau I hated"." Even going by the context of the rest of the chapter there's nothing in there about hating nerds. It's more talking about faith through mercy vs. works and what not.
Funnily enough, taking that verse alone as supposed evidence that God hates nerds, looking back you can see that of the two bros, Jacob was the nerd, usually staying around home and being a cook and what not, while Esau was the manly man with epic body hair who went off and did all the hunting. So yeah...
Posted 07/15/2010 at 07:08:35 PM
skrag2112 said:
I saw a recent news story that made me chuckle. It appears the Ku Klux Klan, in an announcement on thier website, says they have no affiliation with the Westboro Baptist Church or Fred Phelps. They believe the church's views to be 'too extreme'. YIKES! When the KKK wants nothing to do with you, you've crossed a line buddy!
Posted 07/15/2010 at 07:10:46 PM
Tomcat_37 said:
The Westboro Baptist Church are a bunch of inbred assholes (there are only around 90 of them and the just intermarry within the group). They seem to hate everybody to get attention. Fred Phelps is a child-abusing drug addict. (sorry for the incoherence, ever since they tried to picket the Greyhound Murder victim's funeral in Saskatchewan, they've been on my uber-crazy hate list)
Posted 07/15/2010 at 07:37:29 PM
8-Bit Nerd said:
I wonder how many people are going to cosplay as WBC? There could be signs like "Repent now or face Mephisto!", "In Hell all your favorite shows are on FOX!", "Because of the devil Han shot first!", etc.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 07:41:09 PM
Belle said:
"God Hates..." it always surprises me when these people say that. If God is so forgiving and loving- as he tells you to be... then why does he hate?
Posted 07/15/2010 at 07:44:11 PM
Halbred replied to Belle:
Simple. These nutjobs are using "God" as a moralistic avatar for their own wacky bigotries and general assholism...just like every religion does. "God" isn't so much a Supreme Being as justification for your actions and beiefs.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 07:53:17 PM
Ward said:
As a Christian, I'm happy to report that the Westboro Baptiste Church are about as righteous as Jell-O pudding pops. These people give all Christians a bad name, not just themselves, and need to be put down. Euthanasia would be my vote.
"But Ward," you say, "Euthanasia is meant for mindless animals."
"Exactly," I reply with a smile.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 08:08:08 PM
TechnicolorNinja replied to Ward:
*wants to take this comment out for dinner and a movie, pay for everything, treat it right, hope for just a kiss on the cheek after the night is over, but really wants to make sweet passionate love with it*
Posted 07/15/2010 at 11:46:25 PM
Adam E. said:
Hardcore Christians like this are fools, pure and simple. They're ignorant zealots and constantly come across as idiots. The Bible was written by man, not God, the same as comic books and any other religious texts. The Bible is full of many valuable lessons, but its most "devout" readers always seem to fail to understand its greatest messages of tolerance, forgiveness and kindness.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 08:10:07 PM
TheWhiteRose said:
So hmm.
All nerds are going to hell.
That's a interesting view point.
Even more so when other men are condemning men.
That's even more astonishing when even Jesus says.
"Let Ye without sin, cast the first stone."
But I guess that is non-existent.
Using one thing from the bible to persecute others, and claim that you are above them.
Doesn't that also point out arrogance, blasphemy, and pride in such words by saying you, have the right to condemn another.
I believe Jesus was the being who taught us what love and acceptance is.
He loves us for our faults and accepts us for our faults.
I don't ever recall Jesus saying.
YOUR GOING TO HELL.
I can't seem to see the Son of God almighty, persecuting anyone in such a way.
So food for thought.
If Jesus didn't do it, and people still understood him, believed in him and followed him just by showing people love, accepting them, and showing them Gods work's thru his Love.
Why then do you show people hate,
It doesn't take a genius to figure out.
If you say your going to hell unless you believe what we believe.
That, that alone force's people to reject what you say cause of the anger and hate put into your actions.
What would you rather hear?
YOUR GOING TO HELL!
or
God loves, you for everything you are, and forgives you of all your sins.
Show people the love of Christ, and they will see God's love.
Show people the anger and the hate, and they will show you the same.
Most of these posts in this lovely little article are proof of that.
In simple terms.
Jesus spoke of love, and forgiveness.
Why can't you.
Daniel Clatworthy.
-A Messianic Jew-
Posted 07/15/2010 at 08:16:58 PM
mootikins said:
These are the christian people that make me want to hurl. I am no longer a strong believer in christianity because of christians like them.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 08:26:39 PM
Darth Shoju replied to mootikins:
"...because of faggot christians like them."
WTF?
Posted 07/15/2010 at 10:07:37 PM
Scooter Atreides replied to Darth Shoju:
Sometimes you gotta wonder if people bother to read their own posts...
Posted 07/15/2010 at 11:16:26 PM
Rml replied to Scooter Atreides:
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 11:41:03 PM
Remember the book of Usenet 4:20: "Feedeth not the trolls."
Posted 07/15/2010 at 08:30:57 PM
Pretonius said:
I wish these idiots would protest something in my city just so I could show up with a whole legion of people and start playing vuvuzelas in all their moronic faces.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 08:56:48 PM
TrapJaw said:
Well, I'd rather have the wingnuts protesting the things that I like than have them trying to incorporate them, as they did with Fun Fact: Klingons Are Uncircumsized article that Rob put up back in March Seen here: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/03/fun_fact_klingons_are_uncircumsized.php ).
I've always hated that particular pathetic ploy that they use to "win souls," as they say.
.
If you have to co-opt things from popular culture to get people interested in your religion and make it seem hip and relevant, you may want to reexamine said religion.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 08:57:08 PM
AfterGlow said:
Ah yes, the Westboro Baptist Church.
They hate the entire nation of Sweden and every single Swedish person.
Fun to know, eh?
I believe that there is some part of the Bible saying "Judge not lest ye be judged"?
Selective Christians; treating the bible like a smörgåsbord.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 09:02:01 PM
Pretonius said:
Wouldn't they be classified as nerds since they obsess over the bible? correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the very definition of a nerd someone who enjoys something a tad bit too much?
Posted 07/15/2010 at 09:14:37 PM
adam said:
i find this kid's sign to be inaccurate to his own cause.
Main Entry: nerd
: an unstylish, unattractive, or socially inept person; especially : one slavishly devoted to intellectual or academic pursuits
i'm no word-matitian, but i'm pretty sure this kid may have just clumped himself, his priests, and any other members of his church that regularly read and study the bible into his misguided attempt at vilification. if he's going to slander a group of people, he may want to be a tad more precise.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 09:23:31 PM
Zappo23 said:
A fat guy should dress up as Wonder Woman and try to hug the picketers, and someone else take video for documentation that all they were doing was trying to hug so if Westboro sues, they lose and everyone gets to laugh at them!
Posted 07/15/2010 at 09:37:36 PM
Rocco said:
"..start calling on Batman and Superman now, see if they can pull you from the mess that you have created with all your silly idolatry."
-
I can't call Batman or Superman. I don't have a red phone or wristwatch that contacts them. I'll have to find Commissioner Gordon and Jimmy Olsen first.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 10:05:53 PM
Kat said:
Ffffff, of course, the one day I'm going, they're gonna be there. I'm going Thursday to see Danny Elfman, who by the way, is totally god.
If I'm not going for Batman, does that mean I don't go to hell? Oh, wait, I'm bisexual. Scratch that idea.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 10:06:54 PM
rogueleader said:
they're just jealous that our fiction is better then theirs
Posted 07/15/2010 at 10:07:38 PM
Russ said:
"Isaiah 2:8 Their land also is full of idols; they worship the work of their own hands, that which their own fingers have made: 9 And the mean man boweth down, and the great man humbleth himself: therefore forgive them not. It is time to put away the silly vanities and turn to God like you mean it"
Yes, our land is full of idols, and we do worship the work of our own hands...one of which happens to be that guy mentioned in the Bible; funny how that works out, huh? :D
Posted 07/15/2010 at 10:19:39 PM
reidh said:
What These Pin Heads don't realize is that people who read comic books DO READ the BIBLE, and everything else. Their problem, the guys at the church, is that they don't understand what they read see;
Acts 8:30 (King James Version)
30And Philip ran thither to him, and heard him read the prophet Esaias, and said, Understandest thou what thou readest?
They'd have to say NOOOOOOO
Posted 07/15/2010 at 10:20:20 PM
Lynn said:
Dear Mr. Phelps,
Please read the Bible a little more clearly. God does not hate the person, just the sin. And frankly? Taking a vacation is not a sin. Please take the time you're spending and please do one of the following:
- Feed the homeless
- Volunteer at a shelter
- Find a solution for world hunger
- Take an underwater-basketweaving class
Any of the above would be a more productive use of your time.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 10:54:17 PM
Juice said:
As a Christian, I think Fred Phelps is one of the most despicable people out there. His family is one of the worst out there and when his family has gone from this world, they will see the error of their ways. Their message is based on ideas that are complete opposites from Christianity. I also live in Kansas, where they are from, and I am ashamed that they live in my state.
Posted 07/15/2010 at 11:55:02 PM
Strangeman said:
God hates nerds? God is omniscient, meaning he knows everything. He knows everything about science, computers, comic books, and Star Wars. Hence: God IS a nerd. Your argument is invalid. Fact: Earth is just God's D&D playmat.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 12:06:17 AM
sashaisme said:
Is this the same Arsehole preacher who made the girl APOLOGIZE for being RAPED and getting pregnant!?
Oooh... I absolutely HATE people who act this way over something like religion! Being a zealot is not the way to fix things. Especially other peoples choices and sitiuations!
Posted 07/16/2010 at 12:11:16 AM
SwedishNerd said:
Okay, it's official. I am going to fly to Comic Con just to troll the Westboro Baptist Church. I'm going to quote "scripture" from comic books (Miller 8:15, I'm the Goddamn Batman) and scream "YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!"
Posted 07/16/2010 at 12:22:19 AM
SlugLady28 said:
Warning! Entering "Venting B*tch" mode:
*facepalm* And once again, zealoting idiots make me ashamed of my own religion. I'm getting flashbacks to book burnings and the D&D controversy... in which they actually used a comic to explain why d&d is "evil". Grah!
What i probably hate the most besides the basic bigotry, is that they don't even bother to do research. Lots of people like something, they assume it's bad. I honestly wouldn't be surprise if they were just arguing about Thor and Hercules-- because zealots just LOOOOVE bashing other religions. But no-- they have annoy us even further by griping about all things Nerdy.
But If these idiots actually researched comics, they'd know that a few of these comic book heros are christian or catholic or whatever and actually fight in the name of God. And that the idea of a superhero like Superman being compared to a God has been brought up IN comics and usually ends with the hero explaining that he's just a person trying to do good.
And that's why some of us like comic heros. Thats why many of us buy the comics, dress up like them, and thank the artists and writers for doing what they do, etc. Because they're just a person trying to do good.
Not because we flipping WORSHIP them!
Okay, ya, some people probably do worship comics and everything about them-- I say, yet them! People have free will for a reason! Stop wasting peoples time reading your signs and do something actually important! *see Lynn's post above*
Exiting "Venting B*itch" Mode.
Sorry 'bout that. But really, there is only so much one can take before they have to scream thier feelings all over the internet.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 12:23:49 AM
I'm not a geek, I just really, really like the you replied to SlugLady28:
Good post.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 08:17:33 AM
rickicker said:
won't they all be surprised when come judgement day, THEY would be the ones sent to hell for "causing pain and suffering to others", according to my religion. now THAT is why i love my religion: karma is ALWAYS in effect!
i can only smile at those zealots and say, "Have a nice day, assholes!"
Posted 07/16/2010 at 12:24:54 AM
Darth_Shadow said:
Someone needs to troll them by dressing up as Northstar.
And on a completely unrelated note, their next stop is a Justin Beiber concert, which I find hilarious.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 12:53:25 AM
The Micronerd said:
I think Phelps misses the whole point of Christianity. Christianity doesn't teach that God hates anyone. Infact it's the opposite. But rather, God hates the sin people commit... but at the same time is willing to forgive.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 01:07:36 AM
topetine said:
Oh dear. Basically the wbc will find
anyone they can to pick on. I will say that they really can be a bit...pathetic in person. I mean, yes their messages are pathetic, all that hate mongering but, take it from me,
They protested my high school's gay-straight-alliance
And seeing 5-7 people standing
outside a high school with
horrible signs held by their
children (yes the group was
at most 4 adults and the
rest their kids) is kind of sad in many ways.
they're all about shock value really
And just need to be quietly
Counter-protested or just ignored.
They really aren't worth the effort,
It's like debating a brick wall.
With lawyers.
And as a gay nerd does that mean I'm going to super-hell?
And it's okay, I think batwoman will save
sdcc from the wbc :p
(And pardon the fomat fail, toplessrobot is not mobile web friendly)
Posted 07/16/2010 at 01:15:21 AM
Brendan Smith said:
I'm a devout Roman Catholic, a comic book reader, a D&D player, and a video game nut. This guy is indeed batshit crazy. He does not speak for all of Christianity, I assure you.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 01:21:00 AM
Jay-sin said:
Obligatory response stating the misguided nature of the above zealots; Nerd reference cleverly included.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 01:28:06 AM
Scooter Atreides said:
A few words for the sane, honest, and good Christians who are as disgusted by Phelps as an avowed Secular Humanist like myself:
My Father is an extremely intelligent, rational, and tolerant man. He is also intensely religious and a Deacon of the Episcopal Church. A few months ago I asked him the uncomfortable question of how he can support a faith which, on the surface, seems to disavow everything he believes in. He told me a story about when he was a child in the 1960s during the Civil Rights Movement. He was raised Catholic and he recalls going to church at that time and listening to the Priest explain how it was basically the duty of all good Catholics to oppose Civil Rights and to pray for the downfall of Dr. King and his followers.
My Father recalls listening to the Priest and thinking to himself: "The God I believe in is so much bigger than this little man".
I'm not a believer, but if there is a God I'm certain he does not exist to be used by Phelps and other little men as a weapon of hatred.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 01:33:32 AM
SlugLady28 replied to Scooter Atreides:
Nice. Thanks for sharing the story ^_^
Posted 07/16/2010 at 12:19:01 PM
John said:
Besides this topic being irrelevant as their is no hell, your a moron. Stop trying to make people angry over something as ridiculous as comic books and get a fucking life.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 01:54:01 AM
Ratty said:
I only have one response to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwyKrcCW_Dw
Posted 07/16/2010 at 02:24:56 AM
thelordofhell said:
They're just pissed that Mattel rejected their idea for a Fred Phelps action figure with "I hate teh gay" grip.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 02:32:11 AM
Awesomecakes said:
So...what if you were a nerd AND a homosexual? It'd be like dividing by zero
Posted 07/16/2010 at 04:45:52 AM
KB_SBI said:
I'm not a Person who's forpysical violence against others...
But those soulless SOB's should get a mayor beat down from all the people they ever harassed with there ridiculous un-christian BS. Aren't those the same people who tried to ruin the funerals of dead US Soldiers?
People should belife in what they want... (but without crapping all over others way of life). Problem is just most people are waaay to f*ckin' dumb.
Also: Optimus Prime died for our Sins (twice)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUxFiNlrDmA&feature=related
Posted 07/16/2010 at 04:46:50 AM
WoeUponUs said:
Verily I say unto thee convention goers: unleash the furries! Let them yiff in front of the WBC and they shall know true darkness as the abyss swallows them!
Posted 07/16/2010 at 05:01:26 AM
Deacon said:
On the one hand, I would like to apologize on behalf of a crazy Christian and pass the classic disclaimer that the views expressed by Westboro Baptist are not representative of Jesus, the Bible, or (most) Christians. On the other hand I will avoid Comic-Con like a one of the plagues of Egypt because of patent pending Con funk. On the third hand (formerly belonging to a mannequin; currently superglued to the side of my chest) please tell me that no one thinks the trolls at Westboro are worth paying attention to for an informed theological perspective.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 06:16:19 AM
Zombie Wolfman replied to Deacon:
FALSE.
Most Christians I know are hypocritical assholes, so even if they aren't saying nerds are the devil and soldiers are dying because God hates gays, they are hating on gay people, as well as people of other religions, not to mention trying to tell me that the Earth is 5,000 years old and that dinosaurs never existed.
So go believe in your fairy tales, which coincidentally were passed down from ancient Babylonian, Sumerian, Greek, and Roman stories, which, yes, existed thousands of years before Jebus saved everyone.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 07:46:16 AM
Scooter Atreides replied to Zombie Wolfman:
Of course dinosaurs existed! They've got museums where you can see models of cute little human children playing alongside them.(apparently based on a passage from the Book of Flintstone)
Posted 07/16/2010 at 04:17:23 PM
Bunny Fu said:
Heh. I would say this is completely groundless...except the one buddy I know that's going to San Diego was ostracised by his grandmother for "living in sin" with his girlfriend (major geek-hater, but for some reason she thinks this guy is "cool" and hates most of his friends. I can fake non-geek, so she tolerates me.)
He later married the girl, but grannie won't forgive him...and quite frankly, neither can most of his friends for entirely different reasons...
Posted 07/16/2010 at 08:22:37 AM
She-ra said:
Wait a second... Everyone! Please. Just Give me a minute.
I've been trying to read through all this and I'm still very confused.
Are you guys seriously trying to tell me that Stan Lee is NOT a God??
BLASPHEMY!
Posted 07/16/2010 at 09:14:24 AM
NoTorso said:
Oh wow, they're not even trying anymore, are they?
Posted 07/16/2010 at 09:15:09 AM
Spartan 1337 said:
I belong to a Halo costuming group that I'm sure that most of the group will be in thier Halo Spartan armor, sounds to me like a re-write of the movie 300. Plus you gotta figure there will be the 501st, the Star Trek fangroups, the superhero clubs, etc., etc. no butt kicking required just a lot of enforcement, plus most costumers like most of the 501st are either ex-cops or police officers already so there's a good chance the geeks will win in this battle of wits. I don't do church and frankly I don't like church, most of them have a collection plate, and some preachers I have seen driving around in some expensive car, now do you think the preacher got the money from God or do you think the preacher skims off the plate.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 09:38:33 AM
Damian RIchards said:
People are going to think Fred is in costume and it is all ironic.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 10:33:35 AM
Batzarro said:
Oh, Westboro. Is y'all for real? Are you even TRYING to get people to join your flock with shit like this? I am a believer in God myself, even though I haven't stepped into a Church in years(because I wanted to stay home and watch Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realms, of all thingss", but I don't think God confuses fandom with Idolatry. Again, this is merely an interpretation, I read most of the old Testament and all of the New one, and never does it state that liking stuff too much is Idolatry. I guess there are levels of liking stuff too much that could be offensive to God, but again, that's individual.
Sigh. I mean, you try and live a life of faith while balancing the needs of others and guys like the Westboro guys make all of us a target.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 10:34:07 AM
fakeassname said:
shit ... this NEEDS 200 comments so here goes:
I have this mental image of a nerd arguing Jedi philosophy with these jackasses, or at very least start screaming passages from the bible at them in Klingon.
.... Youtube, make my dream come true!
Posted 07/16/2010 at 11:49:40 AM
Anonymous said:
Posted 07/16/2010 at 11:59:13 AM
Optimus Prime said:
"Since God created man, and man created The Transformers, The Transformers are like a gift from GOD, Randal!" - Elias, Clerks 2
Posted 07/16/2010 at 12:19:47 PM
Eric said:
Save time, diss all organized religion. Any group who thinks they know the best for everyone and makes a point of telling everyone else about this, should not be trusted.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 12:25:10 PM
Anon said:
Isn't it hypocritical to be dissing people for 'worshipping' made-up characters when God himself is a made-up character? Stupid.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 01:42:25 PM
Jedisilk said:
So wait, even when I was a good Catholic girl who went to church every week I was already damned for liking Scifi??? Well, I feel loads better about converting to paganism. :)
Lord Jesus the savior has but one law and it would be nice to see these fanatical assholes actually remember that. Love thy neighbor, people, Jesus didn't give any exceptions to that rule.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 01:51:14 PM
Scooter Atreides replied to Jedisilk:
I hate to break it to you, but by Phelps' reckoning, you were already damned for being a Catholic. You were a Mary-Worshiping heretic and the only thing that separated you from the Pagans was that you called your Idols "Saints". (I won't even go into what he says about the whole Priest sex-scandal thing)
Posted 07/16/2010 at 04:10:22 PM
CoyoteJack said:
Personally I think a group of cosplayers should schedule a "counter/mock protest" for the same time period and post up near these idiots. They could carry signs that say things such as "God Hates Protests, Austin 3:16". Best part, they shouldn't even look at or acknowledge the Phelps crew.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 02:38:11 PM
Farglesnarf said:
So...so you mean Optimus Prime didn't create the universe? Hasbro lied to me!
Posted 07/16/2010 at 04:26:32 PM
Stassja said:
For what it's worth, when they talk about things like this being "idols" GENERALLY (the halfway sane christians at least) consider it to mean any non-god thing that you spend more time/energy/love on than god. So like, eating, presumably.
Not saying they aren't batshit tho.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 04:29:51 PM
Anonymous said:
im going to shoot this asshole in the face and see if he goes to heaven... if he is a true christen he will not be afraid but accept that he will be with god soon the stupid fuck
Posted 07/16/2010 at 04:30:13 PM
ChewBecca said:
These folks are absolutely WRONG. I looked up Romans 9:13. It says: "Just as it is written: 'Jacob I loved, but Esau I hated.' " This has NOTHING to do with idol worship. Someone put the wrong verse on that poster.
I am a Charismatic Christian. I am also a Trekkie, Star Wars fanatic (Mandalorian Mercs, represent!), and avid gamer. These kinds of people are the leading cause of hate toward those of us who love Jesus. Not all "Christians" are like that, folks. Please don't let the ignorance and blind hate of some lead you to judge the rest of us.
If I had that Hello Kitty Sniper rifle, I would SO drive them out of there. BOOM! Headshot! Haha, kidding! Sorta.
Posted 07/16/2010 at 11:41:25 PM
Phantom-V replied to ChewBecca:
Agreed!!! and it really angers me that these type or ppl get so much attention. I am a Christian, and I like comic books. I do NOT worship comic books by any means. I simple enjoy them. I can tell you right not that they are crazy and that they should watch it them selves because God does not like it when you try to change His word or say that He said something that He didn't say. These are the kind of ppl that make others think Christian are wackjobs. Please don't believe that
Posted 07/17/2010 at 06:00:12 PM
Kevin said:
"I've never been a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!"
Posted 07/17/2010 at 03:41:28 PM
invaderhorizongreen said:
all i can say is every religion has it's nut cases. there is an cult in India that forces people to murder them so they can me martyred to the goddess they worship!
Posted 07/17/2010 at 09:12:58 PM
DJHM said:
This guy should take his need for attention, his need to feel that he's performed a Christian act for the day, and his self-righteousness, and then stand in front of a mirror and quote himself, to himself: "It is time to put away the silly vanities and turn to God like you mean it." Then he and his friends ought to try something positive and Christianlike: Toss the sign into the trash, set up a barrel there at the SDCC front door to collect food for the hungry--then put smiles on their faces, and voice a sunny 'Thank You for caring about others!' for everyone who drops something into the barrel.
Posted 07/18/2010 at 12:05:11 PM
Mike in Mass said:
Fucking bible thumpers, man. They put that shit on a pedestal, but degrade everything else. If God were real, he'd tell those loony fucks to suck the Devil's dick. "God" created man, imprinted ideas into man's brain. Man, in turn, turned ideas into imaginations, which then lead to everything we have today. Comic books and the bible are one and the same: works of fiction, from the imaginations of man, and woman.
Posted 07/18/2010 at 01:02:57 PM
Parish said:
"... And worship them they do."
Do I detect a little Yoda in their statement? Heretics yourselves you are... Yes
Posted 07/18/2010 at 04:01:00 PM
MissK said:
I can't make it to the Con this year, but would someone hand this guy a copy of "The Gospel According to Superheroes" by B.J. Oropeza (Foreward by Stan Lee!) and "Who Needs A Superhero" by Michael Brewer? And remind him that Superman is an analogy for Jesus. Then remind him that Jesus will quote Matthew 7:23 to him and the fools who said "God hates fags" too....
Posted 07/18/2010 at 07:17:07 PM
Shawn said:
They're not interested in preaching scripture they're trying to be on TV. This group is filled with the biggest media whores since Paris Hilton. They tip off the press about their own protest, swindle their way into high profiled deaths of American soldiers through insult, and they appear on national programs every chance they can get. Attention mongers that is all they are! It's no surprise they'll be at Comic Con as cameras are going to be there. Stop giving these idiots the time of day and they'll eventually all fade away into who gives a shit.
Posted 07/18/2010 at 07:33:46 PM
Slayer said:
Discussions about Religions usually interest me, but this appears to be less about religion and more about some idiots trying to anger others for some sort of personal or financial gain. What this seems to boil down to is that religious extremists are running out of actual things to try protesting, so why not make some shit up and see if they can make some coin in the process? Now as a Pagan, I can clearly state that extremist Christians are what turned me onto the path of Viking and Celtic beliefs, and why I have books written by Anton LaVey, sitting next to H.R. Giger's Necronomicon, which has Crisis on Infinite Earths TPB and The Boys volumes 1-7 on the other side of it, sandwiched between Amon Amarth and Skinny Puppy cd's- I guess in all actuality I owe Christian extremists for turning me into the Pagan/Industrial Musician/Geek that I am today, I owe them a hug.
Posted 07/20/2010 at 01:13:55 PM
KaboomKrusader said:
As a level-headed, chill, REAL Christian... I'm facepalming at these people just as hard as the rest of you.
Posted 07/21/2010 at 01:00:28 AM


